Expats…

An expatriate (in abbreviated form, expat) is a person temporarily or permanently residing in a country and culture other than that of the person’s upbringing. The word comes from the Latin terms ex (“out of”) and patria (“country, fatherland”). 


Got an email from a friend last night, one of my old crew mates apparently died of a heart attack in Thailand three days ago…


He retired and got on an airplane and left the US, “Never to darken the doorstep again”… He’d been through a bad divorce leading up to his retirement, and I think he’d just had enough. We’d flown together back in the early-mid 70s in SEA, and he’d loved it; when he left that was where he was headed.


In honor of ‘Reggie’ and all the other Expats…


And before you ask, yes Earthquake was a real person…
Link HERE.

THE BALLAD OF EARTHQUAKE MCGOON

 

From Hong Kong and Shanghai, to far-off Tibet

This legend is growing with time

Of the behemoth creature who flies in the sky

His three hundred pounds shake the earth when he walks

Yet he soars with the grace of a loon

The legend makes claim that this beast from the earth

Is known as Earthquake McGoon.

While still a mere lad in his tenderest years

He seemed a precocious young boy

Who knew naught of views like women and beer

To his parson a true pride and joy

But tales of “The East” and streetcars that ran

In an easterly-westerly  way

Sowed dreams of wild oats in your young heros head

He vowed he’d go there to stay.

So J.B. McGovern cast off all his chains

Took the name of Earthquake McGoon.

He yearned to carouse on a far eastern claim

Where he would have plenty of room.

He then learned to fly like a bird in the sky

With Wee Willie, the Don and the rest.

He staked out a claim in that far-flung domain

And lived with a Mandarin’s best.

The timbered teak floors in the bars that he entered

Would ground with deep pain at his weight.

He’d heist at his paunch and in thunderous tones

Say, “Fill her up, Matey.  It’s late,

This hollowedout leg that’s supporting me now

Will hold half a keg of your best,

This stomach of mine which protrudes to your bar

I am certain will hold all the rest.”

But it looked like the doom of Earthquake McGoon

And we swore he would never come back

When he deadsticked his plane into Liushow one day

His future looked truly quite blank

They threw him in Jail and granted no bail

They took both his shoes off his feet

Yet he stomped on the floor and beat on the door


For whiskey and something to eat.

In fear of their lives or because of the din

From this behemoth creature within

His captures  relented  and gave him a bottle

Of rice wine diluted with gin

But they still wouldn’t feed this ponderous hulk

Whose temper grew worse by the day

And quaking  with fear they fmally released him

After six months  and a day.

His ponderous stomach  a hundred  pounds shy

And sporting  a wonderful beard

He came back to fly once again like a bird

And bellowed, “I never was skeered

I’ve eaten them out of their prisoners fare

Drank all of their rice wine and gin

My eating and drinking have turned  back the tide

Those (censored) just had to give in.”

So believe what I say, friend, and lend me an ear

To prove to yourself  if you must

That the legend of Earthquake, the mouth and beard

Is a true as a Venus bust

Go down into Kowloon, in Gingles back room

And there staring  you in the face

Is this behemoth creature, his hand on ·his prop

With a smile on his lecherous face.

From Hong Kong and Shanghai  to far-off Tibet

This legend is growing  with time

Of the behemoth creature who flies in the sky

Who knows neither reason or rhyme

His three hundred  pounds shake the earth when he walks

Yet he soars with the grace of a loon

The legend makes claim that this beast from the east 
Is known as Earthquake McGoon.


Al Kindt (another CAT/Air America pilot)

Comments

Expats… — 14 Comments

  1. Sorry about your friend, Old NFO.

    Some of my fondest memories of my time over there were of hanging out buying drinks for some of those guys in the PI/Thailand/Singapore.

    There was not one who did not have a great story to tell.
    I try to remember them all.

  2. I’m sorry he’s gone and you didn’t get to see him one more time to share some good times.

    Fair Winds and Blue Skies.

  3. Guffaw- Thanks

    45er- That he did

    BP- Amen

    WSF- I think he did.

    Andy- Thanks

    MSGT- Yep, they ALL had stories…

    Julie/Agirl- Thanks

    Gerry- Absent Comrades!

    Brigid- Me too…

    Christina- Thanks