Random stuff #346…

Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional,illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end…


And a pro travel tip…


Two inch lifts and six inch heels may make your ass look like two puppies fighting in a sack, but when you trip over your bag and break a heel off, end up on your ass with your micro skirt up around your navel, and your tit hanging out of the two sizes too small tube top; AND you start screaming and cussing like a sailor at the folks trying to help you, you WILL get laughed at…


Oh yeah, and if you’re gonna wear a thong, you ‘might’ want to do some lawn maintenance…



CONDOM HISTORY

Interesting piece of history!

In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.

In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

Don’t thank me, I do this as a public service for the advancement of Education.


And you can go HEREย and see an absolutely WORTHLESS hunting dog ๐Ÿ™‚

Comments

Random stuff #346… — 11 Comments

  1. Dammit man !

    After reading the “Condom History”, i think i can get the Scotch off the screen just fine but the key board is toast …

    Helluva way to go. Death by Single Malt …

  2. I watched that whole video waiting for the dog’s nonexistent instinct to take over and tear that deer’s throat out. His forebears are crying in shame. ๐Ÿ˜€

    Was that a blacktail deer indicating that they’re somewhere on the west coast?

  3. Johnny- Sorry! ๐Ÿ™‚

    WSF- Um… Probably ๐Ÿ™‚

    HT- I believe so, Washington/Oregon area.

  4. may i recommend some brain bleach for the pro-tip episode … and possibly for the condom one too … although I did laugh at that!

  5. Differ- Nah, not worth the effort (I was laughing too hard)…

    Robert- Yep! ๐Ÿ™‚

    Julie- Sorry…