Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional,illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end…
And a pro travel tip…
Two inch lifts and six inch heels may make your ass look like two puppies fighting in a sack, but when you trip over your bag and break a heel off, end up on your ass with your micro skirt up around your navel, and your tit hanging out of the two sizes too small tube top; AND you start screaming and cussing like a sailor at the folks trying to help you, you WILL get laughed at…
Oh yeah, and if you’re gonna wear a thong, you ‘might’ want to do some lawn maintenance…
CONDOM HISTORY
And a pro travel tip…
Two inch lifts and six inch heels may make your ass look like two puppies fighting in a sack, but when you trip over your bag and break a heel off, end up on your ass with your micro skirt up around your navel, and your tit hanging out of the two sizes too small tube top; AND you start screaming and cussing like a sailor at the folks trying to help you, you WILL get laughed at…
Oh yeah, and if you’re gonna wear a thong, you ‘might’ want to do some lawn maintenance…
CONDOM HISTORY
Interesting piece of history!
In 1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.
In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.
Don’t thank me, I do this as a public service for the advancement of Education.
And you can go HEREย and see an absolutely WORTHLESS hunting dog ๐
Wow. That must have been quite a scene.
Andy- It was… ๐ She used words “I” don’t even use!!!
Dammit man !
After reading the “Condom History”, i think i can get the Scotch off the screen just fine but the key board is toast …
Helluva way to go. Death by Single Malt …
Do you think Miss Manners would be shocked?
I watched that whole video waiting for the dog’s nonexistent instinct to take over and tear that deer’s throat out. His forebears are crying in shame. ๐
Was that a blacktail deer indicating that they’re somewhere on the west coast?
Johnny- Sorry! ๐
WSF- Um… Probably ๐
HT- I believe so, Washington/Oregon area.
Did you get pictures of the pro travel tip?
Cheers,
Differ
Our dogs woulda got whupped for runnin’ a deer…
may i recommend some brain bleach for the pro-tip episode … and possibly for the condom one too … although I did laugh at that!
Differ- Nah, not worth the effort (I was laughing too hard)…
Robert- Yep! ๐
Julie- Sorry…
The condom pro tip got my giggle box going for the first time in a while. Thanks.