Bumper Stickers…

As seen on Military Bases- Obviously a LOT of these are from the Marines… 🙂


“When in doubt, empty the magazine.”



“Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired.”



“Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”

” U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”

” U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”

“Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify”

“The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”

“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775”

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It Was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support “

“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”

“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”


and finally
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world.  The US Marines don’t have that problem.”
– Ronald Reagan, President of the United States


Edit- On the way in this morning I saw three interesting plates…

ADOP- Phlegmmy, somebody back here has the SAME problem you do.  Attention deficit, oh pretty! 🙂

HIOF1CER- On the back of a hot rod Subaru

1SHOT1K- On a Yukon with Marine stickers…

h/t JP

Comments

Bumper Stickers… — 15 Comments

  1. I’ve seen a bunch of these over my years – always smile at how many folks just don’t get them.

  2. I need to get a copy of the poster of “Washington Crossing the Delaware” that has the captions that say “Americans. We will cross an icy river. In the dark. In the middle of Winter. To kill you in your sleep. On Christmas.”

  3. PH- 🙂

    eia- True dat!

    WSF- LOL

    Danny- Not again… sigh! 🙂

    Suz- Just ignore him 🙂

    Rev- Kinda sorta!

    Jay- Yep, WTI Intercooler, roll bar, custom suspension, etc…

    Ruz- Yep!

    Les- That works!

    Keads- Thanks!

    Andy- I don’t think they’re allowed on an AF base… Just sayin…

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