With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus’s sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve.
The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they look good, he checks the harness and it looks okay, he checks the sleigh and it is also okay. Then he says, “Santa, lets take it up for a check ride and if everything looks good I’ll certify you to fly.”
Santa hitches the reindeer up and taxis onto the runway and just as he’s starting his takeoff roll he looks over and notices the inspector has a pump shotgun on his lap. “Hey! What’s the shotgun for!?” Santa yells.
The inspector says, “Well, Santa, I’m really not supposed to tell you this, but you’re gonna loose an engine on takeoff.”
Snort/chuckle. Many people won’t get it.
Sounds like the examiner when I took my IR checkride!
Grooooaaaaannnnnn…
Come on over I got a replacement engine waiting on the hanger apron…
The inspector is thinking it’s reindeer season? 🙂
Just as long as he doesn’t take out the Nav reindeer!
I hope he doesn’t shoot his Rudolph. Okay, it’s as bad as the joke.
Just pre-brief number 8 to have a “compressor stall” on take-off and dump all over the Inspector. 😉 Sorta like this…http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smAjEcZ6Hdw
MikeyB
oh, that hurts.
Hehehe…nice one, but what I really came by for was to say
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Hope you’ve had a super day!!
All- Thanks for the replies… and thanks too Snigs! 🙂
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Old, but still damned funny. Hee!
Thanks for the smile