A little humor…

Now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD – At the Doctor

* BFF – Best Friends Funeral

* BTW – Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM – Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC – See You at the Senior Center

* DWI – Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL – Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA – Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL – Living on Lipitor

* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT – Texting on Toilet

* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

Hope these help. GGLKI- Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!

Hope these brighten up your day a little…

h/t JP


A little humor… — 12 Comments

  1. Hah, I have to jot those down, I’m going to need them soon ! Thanks for the chuckles.

    • I’d jot them down but then I’d leave them in a safe place and forget where that was.

    • Maybe not ‘accurate’ but far too close for comfort 😉

  2. And WDIGDTTB-Why Did I Go Down To The Basement? Closely related to IKICITRTLFSBIHNIWII-I Know I Came Into This Room To Look For Something But I Have No Idea What It Is.
    As Rev. Paul said, accurate.
    Good post.

  3. I can see me trying to get these on the approved abbreviation list at work! The person in charge of approving new abbreviations is a late 30 something type who is always texting someone. She wouldn’t get these at all.

    Sadly, I’m with Rev Paul…

  4. There is certainly a great deal to know about this topic.
    I really like all of the points you’ve made.