Twas the day AFTER Christmas…

Remember this…                                                                               

image001According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.  Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth  in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition  depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Now go try to find the replacement batteries the kids need for the toys, and look in the fridge to find what’s left from yesterday’s dinner to munch on today… 🙂


Twas the day AFTER Christmas… — 4 Comments

  1. The batteries are in the pantry in the big box on the floor…ok, it is under the box of extra camping supplies.

    Females get all the presents delivered?!? No wonder we are all feeling tired! 😉