What’s funny about the 4Chan patch shown here is that it is modeled off of one that the NSA dummies used for one of their satellites.

Well played, 4Chan.

The useful idiots on the left aren’t noted for their common sense. Back in the day, we had some Vietnam War protesters who decided, for some unknown reason, to burn down the oldest building on Sagebrush State U’s campus. This building was already condemned as a fire hazard, so burning it down shouldn’t be too difficult to manage. Our intrepid protesters decided to use that tried and true incendiary device, the Molotov cocktail. With a mighty heave they threw their gasoline bottle at the nearest window, …and it hit the turn of the century industrial grade metal screen covering the window and bounced off. The resulting fire in the yard burned a number of innocent grass blades and may have toasted some worms and insects, but otherwise was inconsequential.

Alright, look — enough of this “whatever” (cultural?) appropriation. I have been shaving (not literally true — I use a Norelco) my head for years with no social message other than my pattern baldness finally pissed me off enough to do it. I am offended. To whom do I address my complaint? And wipe that damned lipstick off!