Random stuff…

Welp, there was a standoff this morning…

Wendell vs. Tay, the Lemur. Wendell is passing through North Texas on his way back to Florida.

It was declared a tie, since neither would back down…

In other news, some thoughts about the whole WuFlu mess…

1. So let me get this straight, there’s no cure for a virus that can be killed by sanitizer and hand soap?

2. Is it too early to put up the Christmas tree yet? I have run out of things to do.

3. When this virus thing is over with, I still want some of you to stay away from me.

4. If these last months have taught us anything, it’s that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet, particularly among politicians and bureaucrats.

5. Just wait a second – so what your telling me is that my chance of surviving all this is directly linked to the common sense of others? You’re kidding, right!

6. People are scared getting fined or arrested for congregating in crowds. As if catching a deadly disease and dyinga horrible death wasn’t enough of a deterrent.

7. If you believe all this will end and we will get back to normal once we reopen everything, raise your hand. Now slap yourself with it.

8. Another Saturday night in the  house and I just realized the trash goes out more than me.

9. Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

10. Remember when you were little and all your underwear had the days of the week on them. Those would be helpful right now.

11. The spread of Covid-19 is based on two factors: 1. How dense the population is and 2. How dense the population is.

12. Remember all those times when you wished the weekend would last forever? Well, wish granted. Happy now?

13. It may take a village to raise a child, but I swear it’s going to take a whole vineyard to home school one.

14. Did a big load of pajamas so I would have enough clean work clothes for this week.


Random stuff… — 12 Comments

  1. Coffee spew! Having THISE two characters make a cameo in the other’s universe would be troubling. The amount of firepower used in a “Hroooeeeoooow (hey watch this!)” moment would be quite Familiar to readers of both.

  2. Happy Father’s Day, Old NFO, and hang in there with the Chinese Plague. The drama will end when President Trump is re-elected, and a new crisis will begin.

  3. My wife and I have been home wine makers for some years and our average quantity of wine has settled at around ten gallons.
    Based on the last few months consumption numbers, we may increase our production this year to where the juice gets delivered in a tanker truck.

    • I’m not ready to go that far yet, but it’s going up. This year’s cider season will go back to getting carboys filled for hard cider (15 gallons UV pasteurized). The empties are crooning the “Fill Me” song.

    #7: For different values of “normal”. Wildly varying values of “normal”.
    #10: Just don’t mark them as #1 and #2.

  5. I could use adult version of week day undies… When you are retarded-retired one day flows into the next and you have to look up what day it is. If I could look down at my undies it would help considerably.

    • You can use that as a do it yourself project – just get a wide tip marker and write the day on – BUT make sure to write it upside down so you can read it 😉

  6. I was already at the point of using the 7-day med dispenser to tell me what day of the week it was. Now if the dang thing only would actually tell me the date too, that would be useful.

    Can’t really go by tv shows, as it’s post season on a lot of them, others got cancelled because butt-hurt is a valid reason, and I DVR anything anyways so it may be a couple days or more before I watch a program. Spend an hour setting up a week or more’s worth of programming and then forget about it until the scheduled shows are almost gone, repeat, yawn, repeat, yawn.

    As to going out, well, allergic to green, animal hair and dander, stupidity, and did I say stupidity. Rather go roll in a patch of poison ivy than deal with most people. At least I am allowed legally to get rid of the poison ivy. Though with police not doing their jobs maybe getting rid of people will be allowed again. No, not really, because some race-baiting prosecutor will always find a way to charge someone for a good shooting.