“The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.” – Al McGuire
“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.” – Ambrose Bierce
“It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.” – Andy Borowitz
“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” – Ann Landers
“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?” – Benny Hill
“The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.” – Bill Watterson
“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” – Caroline Rhea
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” – Casey Stengel
“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.” – Dave Barry
“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” – Edward Abbey
“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.” – Emo Philips
“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.” – George Burns
“Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.” – Benjamin Franklin
Some I’ve heard but never knew who spoke or wrote them. Thanks !
I think that the frequency of “Hold my beer.” events declines with age.
I can’t attribute that so anybody, and I wonder if we are getting wiser, or just that the really stupid have been killed off.
True sayings all.
+1
> “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”
It was part of the uniform. It was *regulations*. Flying without a helmet would be like flying without an airplane; ridiculous.
The hachimaki (scarf) wasn’t regulation, but it was a cultural thing beyond the military, so the higher-ups didn’t prohibit them.
Hmm, it looks like nobody is selling a yellow “Don’t Tread on Me” hachimaki. I guess I’ll have to make one…
America: “All your traditions are belong to U.S.”
Thanks, Old NFO.
Don’t eat yellow snow.
Hey Old NFO;
“Keep it on the whited striped Black stuff in between the trees…” MrG
“We gotta nuke the site from orbit….only way to be sure…”CPL Hicks@LV426
Ja, das var good’uns!!
jrg- You’re welcome!
John- True…in spite of ourselves…LOL
TRX- Good point.
LL- Nope!
Bob- LOL
Why do thy clean the site of the Lethal Injection site with alcohol?
B- Good question… To keep the needle clean???