They mean things… Just not necessarily what some people think…
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n
Female.. Any part under a car’s hood.Male…….The fastener on a woman’s bra.2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.Female…Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.Male…….Playing football without a protective cup or a mouthguard.3.. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) n.Female…The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.Male……Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.Female… A desire to get married and raise a family.Male…… Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter- tayn-ment) n.Female…A good movie, concert, play or book.Male……Anything that can be done while drinking beer.6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.Female…An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.Male…..A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.Female…The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.Male……Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.Female…A device for changing from one TV channel to another.Male……A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.ANDHe said…..I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.She said….You wear pants, don’t you?He said…..Shall we try swapping positions tonight?She said….That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!He said…..What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?She said….Turn sideways and look in the mirror!He said…..Why are married women heavier than single women?She said….Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in the bed and go to the fridge.
And then there are actions… I got a very pleasant surprise yesterday, my oldest daughter showed up on my doorstep from California! It was her birthday, and she decided since I didn’t go out there for Christmas, she would give herself a present and come see me. I was totally surprised, and couldn’t have been happier to see her. And she wanted BBQ, so I was happy to oblige her. The smile on her face when she bit into real BBQ was a thing of beauty! 🙂 Thank you for doing that, I’ll remember it for a long time!!!