I’VE BEEN WONDERING…


WHY… do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
WHY… do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
WHY… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
WHY… do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
WHY… the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
WHY… women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
WHY… don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
WHY… is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
WHY… is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
WHY… is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
WHY… is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
WHY… is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
WHY… isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
WHY… didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
WHY… do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
WHY… don’t they make the whole plane out of that same indestructible stuff black boxes are made out of?
WHY… don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
WHY… are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
WHY… if flying is so safe, do they call the airport the terminal?

WHY… do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
WHY… ? Good question.

They don’t make Ensigns like they used to…

ALL I can say on this one is O.M.G…

Talk about entitlement mentality… sigh… This young officer has managed to step in it with BOTH feet, and is too stupid to even understand what she’s done…

Anybody have an opening for an Ensign who use a little professional development?

And no, this is NOT a fake email, I have the actual email string but chose to clean it up to protect the guilty individual.


Go to the bottom and read up to get the sense of the entire string… and how she compounded her error(s)…
Edit#2- Funny update on my blog post- I ran into the RADM who is in charge of the organization the Ensign was going to deign to interview with at the function I was just at. I asked him about it, he was pissed, and said he was going to “personally” interview her but the Flag Sec dumped her back to the detailer… 😀

AND he is going to ‘ensure’ she gets a ‘good’ set of orders…

—–Original Message—–
From: XXXX COMNAVAIRFOR
Sent: Monday, April 05, 2010 12:52
To: VARIOUS

Subject: FW: They don’t make Ensigns like they used to

This is fantastic. Read from the bottom up to see how to be assigned to an IA as your very first tour in the Navy.

Edit: IA is Individual Augmentee, e.g. shipped to Afganistan or Iraq for a year….

—–Original Message—–
From: LCDR Pers-XX,
To: XXXX NAVXXXX,
Cc: CDR PERS-XX
Subject: RE: ENS XXXX / INTERVIEW

Xxxxx (if I can call you that),

Pardon my french, but holy sh*t. That is a first in my book. I’m not sure whether to laugh, especially because her “professional” email address is princess_mxxxxx – I mean seriously.

If it’s ok with you, I’m going to truncate the process here and have her sent elsewhere. I do believe that you guys would be able to do wonders for her etiquette skills and officer demeanor, however she is clearly operating here with a chip on her shoulder very unbecoming of an undesignated, non-prior, O-1 and I think the detailer has some other options she’d like to pursue for ENS XXXX. Please apologize to the Director for us having wasted his time and encumbering his schedule.

Thanks for looking into her case for me, though. I owe you.

V/R,

J.

Edit: You can BET she is NOT going to like the set of orders she gets…

We’ve closed Adak and Keflavic so she can’t be sent there to count landing lights, but they WILL find someplace to stuff her…

—–Original Message—–
From: XXXX NAVXXXX
To: LCDR Pers-XX,
Subject: FW: ENS XXXX / INTERVIEW

FYI J – read from the bottom.

Vrsp
Xxxxx

—–Original Message—–
From: XXXX NAVXXXX
To: princess_mxxxxx
Cc: XXXXX COL NAVXXXX
Subject: RE: ENS XXXX / INTERVIEW

Ensign Xxxxx, I am a 30 year retired CWO4 and know exactly what courtesy’s you are due – however, I am a civilian now and consider myself as a people person, always have been. I like to try and make people feel comfortable. If you thought I was inappropriate, say it straight out. Don’t beat around the bush.

From now on you can deal directly with the Director, he’s a Navy 06. I’ve info’ed him on this email. In fact, I info’ed him on all my emails which you should have done in your responses. I’ve also info’ed my Boss, a Marine Colonel 06.

Xxxx

—–Original Message—–
From: princess_mxxxxx
To: XXXX NAVXXXX
Subject: RE: ENS XXXXX / INTERVIEW

Mr. Xxxxx,

I attempted to be subtle in my initial response to you but apparently you didn’t catch the hint; from this point foward refer to me as ENS Xxxx. I’ve rendered you the proper professional courtesy in correspondence and will accept nothing less from you.

In regards to your previous email, dependent upon the time in the late afternoon it may work for me but please give me as narrow a day/time frame that I can expect to be called as possible. If the Director or myself are unable to meet today please let me know when the next possible day will be available.
Thank you.

r/
ENS Xxxx

From: XXXX NAVXXXX
Subject: RE: ENS XXXX / INTERVIEW
To: princess_mxxxxx
Cc: CAPT NAVXXXX

Thanks Xxxxx – the Director is at a Court Martial this week but may be available late in the day – would that work for you?

Vrsp
Xxxx

—–Original Message—–
From: princess_mxxxxx
To: XXXX NAVXXXX
Subject: ENS XXXX / INTERVIEW

Greetings Mr. Xxxxx

This message is in response to your initial email regarding establishing contact with your office to set up an interview. Any day for the remainder of this week is fine for me. I can be reached either via email princess_mxxxxx or by phone (XXX-XXX-XXXX).

r/
ENS XXXX, USN

Shuttle Launch…

First, NO I didn’t take the picture…
But I sure as hell wish that I had, I’d at least be at someplace fun!!!
From a friend, the Shuttle Discovery going up over Cinderella’s Castle at Disney this morning… The streak is the shuttle during the time delay of the photo. Enjoy!!!

The second shot is the contrail of the shuttle after the wind picked it apart, and the sun is highlighting it…

And we’re throwing this and any future capability away…. sigh…

Y’all have a good week, ya hear!!!

Happy Easter…

To each and everyone I wish you a Happy Easter, in its true meaning and may the sunrise be beautiful!
And I wish you plenty of Easter eggs (all found), and Peeps to your heart’s content!

The Little Engine That Could…

DID!!!

Butler advances to the Final Four in Indy! Their team philosophy?
“Humility, passion, unity, servanthood and thankfulness.”
Not a bad philosophy…

More road pics…


One more from the Museum…

The O-1 that landed on the Midway Apr 30, 1975 with SEVEN people it in… (and yes the crew of the Midway adopted the Vietnamese family that were in the airplane and got them resettled in the U.S. and the kids educated)
Thanks to Jon for catching my error of calling it an OV-1 (which is a Mohawk)… I wuz tired…

And since we were over at Panama City, some food pics… But first, the drawing on the window, whom ever did the ‘artwork’ isn’t bad 🙂


The hole in the wall restaurant, it’s called Hunt’s and it is NOT a tourist trap, but a local restaurant hidden down by the boat yards…

The food… The first of a total of NINE dozen Apalachicola Oysters (3 dozen apiece)… at $4.25 a dozen not a bad price 🙂 and yes we were FULL when we left!!!

On the road again… still…


Made a stop by the Naval Aviation Museum at Pensacola today and took a few pics…


These pics illustrate how closely the Blue Angels REALLY fly. In the original Atrium they have the last set of Blue Angel A-4s suspended in a correct formation…

And before you ask, these were a mix of A-4 E and A-4F acft reworked to remove the humpback and bolt the leading edge slats in the full up position and add a drag chute and oiling system for the smoke…

From the “Boss” or #1- You can see the approximately 4 foot overlap of the wings…
From #3 you can see the slight step down of about 3 feet and aft about 20 feet from #1. If I remember correctly, the positional “cue” was the polished edge of the intake in a specific position with respect to the canopy bow…
From under #3 you can see that #4 is again stepped down about 3 feet and aft about another 20 feet from # 2 and 3…
From #4 Again the cue was the polished ring on the back of #1s fuselage and THAT was really all he was paying attention to… And #4 is REALLY bracketed amongst the other airplanes…
At 400 knots… and the ONLY person paying any attention to where they were going was the Boss… All the others were flying form on him!!!

If you ever get the chance, and are in the area of Pensacola, Florida; stop by the Museum, they have a great collection of not only airplanes, but models of Carriers, helicopters and other things; including guns, uniforms, patches, the Cubi O’club Bar, and some historic and beautiful Navy art!!! And it’s REALLY history you can reach out and touch…

Another one worth the read…

Frank James is an excellent writer, shooter and farmer, and he’s got a post up that just nails the Congresscritters to the wall…

An excerpt- “The buzzards eating on the pigs I killed last week have more integrity than these carrion insects…”

Go read the rest HERE !!!

And BZ has a post up called “Worshiping Obama”. It’s a well researched comparison between Obama and you know who up HERE

You may not like the comparison, but it DOES have merit when looked at in the bigger picture of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD), and personally, I believe there ARE some issues…

Worth the read…

Snigs doesn’t often get truly up on the soapbox, but she did HERE, and it’s worth the read… She’s one of those Southern (Steel) Magnolia types… Nice, polite, but you do NOT want to get on her bad side…

Tar and Feathers from the Left…

Most of y’all know I don’t usually go off the deep end so to speak, but THIS really fired me up… I grew up in the 50s and 60s in the South, and I saw both the good and the bad of the Civil Rights fight(s)… His words in black, mine as always in blue.

From today’s WAPO…

In the faces of Tea Party shouters, images of hate and history

By Colbert I. King
Saturday, March 27, 2010

The angry faces at Tea Party rallies are eerily familiar. They resemble faces of protesters lining the street at the University of Alabama in 1956 as Autherine Lucy, the school’s first black student, bravely tried to walk to class…

It is worth asking how employing more bigotry as Colbert is doing in this article will do any good? He and his represent the party that promised to lead us to a better place. It amazes me how broad a brush he uses to paint a very large part of the population as racists. I have attended one Tea Party event, and I never saw anyone who had ANY racial motivation whatsoever. As a matter of fact, I saw quite a number of blacks (including a bus load from Georgia), Hispanics and Asians out there next to the capital who were angry about taxes and spending our dollars in a reallocation of wealth, not about race…

The Tea Party’s only goal, is to defend the US and it’s constitution from this administration’s takeover…

Those were the faces I saw at a David Duke rally in Metairie, La., in 1991: sullen with resentment, wallowing in victimhood, then exploding with yells of excitement as the ex-Klansman and Republican gubernatorial candidate spewed vitriolic white-power rhetoric…

Nope, never heard any white-power anything, more like when are you, the administration, going to listen to the People that elected you…People are angry, and it’s got nothing to do with race. It has to do with the arrogant, willful imposition of extreme leftist policies by Obama, Pelosi, Reid et al. It has awakened the silent majority in this country, and made them aware that the election of Obama is not be a continuation of Clintonian moderation, but a radical leftist agenda.

They were spotted last weekend on Capitol Hill under the Tea Party banner protesting the health-care-reform bill. Some carried a signs that read “If Brown [Scott Brown (R-Mass.)] can’t stop it, a Browning [high power weapon] can.” Some shouted racial and homophobic epithets at members of Congress. Others assumed the role of rabble, responding to the calls of instigating Republican representatives gathered on a Capitol balcony…

And where is the proof? Who has been arrested? I heard ONE news report of a threat against Stupac, from a women who called him a piece of s**t, but I didn’t hear her ID herself as a Tea Party person…

And what about all the threats against Bush, and the Republicans? That was “politics” and okay??? Can we say DOUBLE STANDARD???

And they are consequential. Without folks like them, there would be no Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity or Pat Buchanan. There would never have been a George Corley Wallace, the Alabama governor dubbed by Pulitzer Prize-winning author Diane McWhorter in a 2008 Slate article as “the godfather, avatar of a national uprising against the three G’s of government, Godlessness, and gun control.”

Hence, an explanation for the familiarity of faces: today’s Tea Party adherents are George Wallace legacies.

Oh really? George Wallace is the ‘father’ of the Tea Party??? George Wallace was a Democrat, Lester Maddox was a Democrat, ALL the members of the KKK were Democrats, Senator Robert Byrd, was a Grand Dragon of the KKK . If it was not for the Republicans there would be no Civil Rights Act – AND the point Mr King entirely misses – I guess any anger that is not the property of the Democrats is racist, homophobic, etc… And Limbaugh is a product of the Tea Party???

They, like Wallace’s followers, smolder with anger. They fear they are being driven from their rightful place in America…

Um.. like our homes and businesses? Yep, pretty much…

They see the world through the eyes of the anti-civil rights alumni. “Washington, D.C.” now, as then, is regarded as the Great Satan. This is the place that created the civil rights laws that were shoved down their throats. This is the birthplace of their much-feared “Big Government” and the playground of the “elite national news media.”

Um… NO, through the eyes of people fed up with representatives that refuse to listen to those who elected them, and are blithely charging down the path of we know better than you, and pay no attention to the bribes and strong arm tactics behind the curtain…

The angry ’50s and ’60s crowds threatened and intimidated; some among them even murdered. That notwithstanding, Americans of goodwill gathered in the White House to witness the signing of landmark civil rights laws.

So… are we preemptively being accused of murder here???

I know that the folks over a Sipsey Street are NOT fomenting anything other than the brick throwing, and in fact are also denouncing the threats; but they are being lumped in with the Tea Party (by the WAPO no less), even though they are not associated with them per se…

Schoolhouse doors were blocked, and little children were demeaned. Yet the bigots didn’t get the last word. Justice rolled down like a mighty river, sweeping them aside.

And we’re bigots too, in addition to being racists???

They insulted, abused, lied and vandalized. Still, President Obama fulfilled his promise to sign historic health-care reform into law by the end of his first term.
Those angry faces won’t go away. But neither can they stand in the way of progress.
The mobs of yesteryear were on the wrong side of history. Tea Party supporters and their right-wing fellow travelers are on the wrong side now. It shows up in their faces.


Hey Mr. King, I’d suggest you get out of your ivory tower and ACTUALLY find out about the Tea Party… I think you would find some of your so called friends from those days who are actually MEMBERS of the Tea Party

sigh…

You can read the entire oped HERE, or go to WAPO’s site and sign in as [email protected] with packing as the password…
Oh yeah, if you would like to comment to Mr. King – his email is [email protected]