That 1st one made me actually laugh out loud, its the truth! Thanks for the Monday chuckles, a good way to start the week.
Ol’ Husar seems to have life figured out. Since he’s got it made, I wonder if he can spot me a couple of grand, you know, just to take the edge off things….
I too got a sweater for Christmas… sigh
If something is “foolproof”, you can be certain that it is not damn fool proof.
I know your problem here, Dammit. Last Christmas I got a shirt, a pair of socks, and a piece of ass. All too big.
Snorted on the first one. The cross country skiing one also.. very funny and hit home. I often wondered about the airport terminal thingy, too. Great humor!~
Money can’t buy happiness…but it can buy ammo. And beer. And books. And hot wings.
OK, the sweater line is the best one yet…
j.r.- Yeah, that’s a good one…
Fredd- Me too!!!
Dammit- NOT touching that one…LOL
Scottie- ROTFLMAO!
Fargo- Facts masquerading as humor… 🙂
SPE- True!
Ed- LOL, yeah I liked that one.
So true, especially the I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected and re-elected.
Rick- Good point! 🙂
Scottiebill did you just confirmed that size matters!
I could probably answer that, Dammit. But your question is a bit like, “Have you quit beating your wife yet?” So I will have to plead the fifth here. And it should be either Tanqueray, or Absolut, or Knob Creek, or Laphroaig.
Dumb question, but who is Husar? I know Murphy and Darwin but this guy is new to me!
Two sides to every divorce? Right on!
“yours and shithead’s”.
Laughed so hard think I peed a little;)
That 1st one made me actually laugh out loud, its the truth! Thanks for the Monday chuckles, a good way to start the week.
Ol’ Husar seems to have life figured out. Since he’s got it made, I wonder if he can spot me a couple of grand, you know, just to take the edge off things….
I too got a sweater for Christmas… sigh
If something is “foolproof”, you can be certain that it is not damn fool proof.
I know your problem here, Dammit. Last Christmas I got a shirt, a pair of socks, and a piece of ass. All too big.
Snorted on the first one. The cross country skiing one also.. very funny and hit home. I often wondered about the airport terminal thingy, too. Great humor!~
Money can’t buy happiness…but it can buy ammo. And beer. And books. And hot wings.
OK, the sweater line is the best one yet…
j.r.- Yeah, that’s a good one…
Fredd- Me too!!!
Dammit- NOT touching that one…LOL
Scottie- ROTFLMAO!
Fargo- Facts masquerading as humor… 🙂
SPE- True!
Ed- LOL, yeah I liked that one.
So true, especially the I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected and re-elected.
Rick- Good point! 🙂
Scottiebill did you just confirmed that size matters!
I could probably answer that, Dammit. But your question is a bit like, “Have you quit beating your wife yet?” So I will have to plead the fifth here. And it should be either Tanqueray, or Absolut, or Knob Creek, or Laphroaig.
Dumb question, but who is Husar? I know Murphy and Darwin but this guy is new to me!
Two sides to every divorce? Right on!
“yours and shithead’s”.
Laughed so hard think I peed a little;)