Advantages of getting old…

At the root of every gray hair, there is a dead brain cell…

Perks of reaching 60…

Or being over 70 and heading towards 80  or beyond!

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation, you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run — Anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM (or 9 AM) and ask, ‘Did I wake you?’

5. People no longer view you as a Hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won’t wear out.

8. You can eat Supper at 4 PM.

9.. You can live without sex, but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments… about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks Into the room.

13. You sing along… With elevator music.

14. Your eyes won’t get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance…  Is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.

18 Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

19. You can’t remember who sent you this list.


Never, NEVER, NEVER , under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill, and a laxative on the same night!!!


Advantages of getting old… — 18 Comments

  1. Jim, it’s simply CRUEL for you to post that list…whoever you are.

  2. LL- Tank you, tank you… 😀

    Rev- I know the feeling

    Fuzzy- You’re welcome!

    CP- Question, what question??? 🙂

  3. Amazing how quickly you can get to know some one . . . . all too true . . . heavy sigh

  4. Tim- Try on top of your head! 😛

    Bill- Ain’t it though…

    Opus- Thanks!

    WSF- Know the feeling..

    Ed- At What??? 🙂

  5. “your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size” – hehehehehehe

  6. I really don’t want a list of the disadvantages after reading the list of advantages. It may be too painful.