Snerk… — 16 Comments

  1. Yup, that’s it.
    Presley and Fiona, Basset Hounds: HAROOO! The Light Bulb is HEREEEEE! HAROOOOO! HAROOOO!!!Let me see it! Let me see it!
    Jumper Bill, Ancient Beagle: I’m NOT going in the kitchen for any reason, much less change a blight pub. You KNOW you shouldn’t ask me to go in the kitchen! That floor is too slick, and I might fall down. I’m gonna pee on yer carpet, then go take a nap.

  2. Old dog…just leave the damn light off, makes it easier to sleep.

    8 week old puppy…can I chew it?! Can I chew it?!

    J.D. Brown

  3. Blue Heeler: Attack the light bulb then sidetrack to snatch the fried pie on sideboard. While nipping at intruders’ ankles to keep the herd safe. Loyal dogs.

  4. Jeremy- ROTF, good ones!

    LSP- Wouldn’t it be FAKE the attack to get to the fried pie? 🙂

  5. An oldie but a goodie… I first saw a version of it in 2000 or thereabouts, probably from somewhere on Usenet. Not quite the same, though — the version I saw included:

    Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

    Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got a hangover.

  6. That describes Wolfgang to a T. At least, he keeps telling me that we need one more perimeter patrol before taps.