Points to ponder…

From various places…

Life is not a fairy tale! If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk

Liberals:           “Don’t let unvaccinated kids into our schools!” Same liberal:    “Let thousands of unvaccinated illegal immigrants in!”

If women are upset at Trump’s naughty words, who in the hell bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Gray?

Jim Comey answered “I don’t know,” “I don’t recall,” and “I don’t remember” 236 times while under oath…But remembered enough to write a book.

Not one feminist has defended Sarah Sanders. It seems women’s rights only matter if those women are liberal.

Every woman has the right to be believed… Unless you are raped by Bill Clinton, beaten by Keith Ellison, groped by Cory Booker or killed by Ted Kennedy.

Chelsea Clinton got out of college and got a job at NBC that paid $600,000 per year. Yet her mom flies around the country speaking out about white privilege.

If a dead body was found in the trunk of Hillary’s car, the FBI would ask Donald Trump why he did it!

SOCIALISM: An idea that is so good that it has to be mandatory!

Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and Yells… “Free drinks for everyone!” Looks around and says “Who’s buying?”

What is the difference between an Illegal immigrant and E.T.? E.T. learned to speak English and went home.

You know that you live in a great country when even the people that absolutely detest it refuse to leave. Candace Owens

The law allowing for the separation of children from their parents who cross the border illegally was signed by Bill Clinton in 1997, why is it a problem now?

68 people were killed in mass shootings in 2018. Did you know that about 2000 were killed by illegal aliens?

Democrats say you can’t give a lethal injection to killers, rapist, pedophiles and school shooters but you can give a lethal injection to an infant.

And just like that they went from being against foreign interference in our elections to allowing non-citizens to vote in our elections.

Watching the left come up with schemes to “catch Trump” is like watching Wile E. Coyote trying to catch Road Runner.

Over 1 million kids are living in poverty in America. But Democrats fight for illegal aliens.

Pennsylvania officials have admitted to finding names of 11,198 non-citizens registered to vote on the states rolls.

They sent more troops and armament to arrest Roger Stone than they sent to defend Benghazi.

It’s a sad day when it is easier to abort an American child than it is to deport an illegal alien.

60 years ago, Venezuela was 4th on the world economic freedom index.       Today they are 179th and their citizens are dying of starvation. In only 10 years, Venezuela was destroyed by democratic socialism.

Russia donated $0.00 to the Trump campaign. Russia donated $145,600,000 to the Clinton Foundation. But Trump was the one investigated!

Nancy Pelosi invited illegal aliens to the State of the Union. President Trump Invited victims of illegal aliens to the State of the union. Let that sink in.

A socialist is basically a communist that doesn’t have the power to take everything from their citizens at gunpoint … Yet!

Liberals feel the same way about firearms as they do about wealth. It’s okay for them but not for you.

A party that supports abortion over Life, illegals aliens over its citizens, and refugees over its veterans is going to lecture me on morals. Don’t think so.

Sweden is the rape capital of Europe, Thanks to third world immigration. Keep that in mind when the socialist say that we should be like Sweden.

How do you walk 3000 miles across Mexico without food or support and show up at our border 100 pounds Overweight and with a cellphone?

If you think capitalism is the problem, there are 195 other countries where you can get a whole lot less of it.

Democrats booed God but clapped and cheered about killing babies. Give that a thought.

“We spend $18B a year on healthcare for illegal aliens, and the Democrats can’t find $5 billion for border security.

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez wants to ban cars, ban planes, give out universal income and thinks socialism works. She calls Donald Trump crazy.

Bernie Sanders owns 3 houses and has a Net worth of over a million dollars. Hasn’t taken in a single refugee.

“The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money. Margaret Thatcher

The electoral college worked fine until Hillary Clinton lost in 2016. The Democrats now want to abolish it.

The supreme court has had 9 justices Since 1868. Now the Democrats say it needs to be expanded to nullify the conservatives on the court.

It is now clear, Bob Mueller quit digging when all of the tunnels led back to Hillary and Obama.

If walls and guns don’t work; then why are celebrities and politicians surrounded by them?

Katy Perry: “No barriers, no borders we all just need to coexist.” She lives in a $19 Million mansion in a gated community surrounded by security.

Maxine Waters opposes voter ID laws; She thinks that they are racist. You need to have a photo ID to attend her town hall meetings.

h/t JP


Comments

Points to ponder… — 13 Comments

  1. I have what might called a Modest Proposal to resolve the illegal immigration issue. It is really quite simple. Those that object to the term “illegal alien” or simply “illegal” get their wish: We cease referring to any (current) illegal aliens by that term. Instead, there will be a new designation for such: fetus. The rest of the solution should be plain.

  2. Drunk, or someone beat the $#!7 out of you.

    Or, as Instapundit likes to say, “Embrace the healing power of both.”
    (“No, Mr. MP, I haven no idea how I wound up in that binjo ditch…”)

  3. Its pretty bad when the jokes are actually reality . . . you can laugh and cry at the same time with many of these ‘jokes’.

    Thanks.

    • Will Rogers had it right: “With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time they make a law it’s a joke.”

  4. Increasing the size of the SCOTUS back to the original 12 is a fine idea. Trump can appoint three more Justices.

  5. Loved this so much I tweeted a link to it! “…will p^ss off (list of several types). Probably why I like him soooo much!”

  6. Seems like the dems had no problem with the Electoral College – until their 93 vote (CA + NY) head start wasn’t enough to keep DJT from winning.

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