From Concellation Security-
I found a few more that Cedar didn’t find that I had put up before the wokies took over and kicked us to the curb…
Message from Con Security: Would whomever brought the green dragon come get it out of elevator 1, please. Its tail is caught in the door and it’s a ‘bit’ unhappy… and setting the fire alarm off. Dragons are ONLY allowed in the freight elevator.
Also, the pet relief area in front of the hotel is ONLY for small pets… If your dragon has to go, use portal F, breathing equipment and shovels will be provided.
Message from Con Security: Those who requested to move to the overflow sleeping area, report to Portal D, your spaces are ready.
Message from Con Security: The hot tub in the swimming pool are is NOT to be used to boil lobsters. Stop it…
If you need a big pot, contact housekeeping. Boiling/cooking ‘things’ may be accomplished back to the left of the loading dock. Look for the Texans BBQing the entire steer, they can point you in the right direction.
Note 1- Whomever ordered the ten bushels of corn on the cob and five pounds of potatoes, please report to the front desk to take your delivery.
Message from Con Security: The Monster Mashup was not supposed to be literal… Would whomever from 4HU left your CASPERS unlocked please report to Security. We’d like to ‘chat’ with you. Also Room A 666 will be off limits UFN. Whatever the yellowish slime is, is melting the flooring.
Your attention please- The Shoot Like a Girl demonstration has been moved from our little range due to overwhelming demand. Would the lady firearms instructors please report to Portal B to transport to MCS Pendleton please, they have graciously allowed us to use their range complex. Portal C will open for the attendees at 1100. The demonstrations will begin promptly at 1130. And yes, men are welcome to attend, you just might learn a few things.
Message from Con Security: Would whom/whatever brought the pink/purple/green poofy ‘thing’ report to A 154. It currently has a German Shepard with a monocle, Red Riding Hood’s wolf, and Mary’s little lamb cornered. The Ewoks are jabbering something about zorching it and recipes…
Message from Con Security: The Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy panel is rescheduled to 1730 in D 101. There was a small ‘issue’ with the Rebels and Alliance over whom would sit where at the panel table.
Note 1- Apparently all will survive, although they have been sent to separate hospitals.
Note 2- Paging 4HU, MCN, Trekkies, and Star Wars, please provide a representative for the rescheduled panel.
Note 3- There will be a cloak room set up, ALL, I repeat ALL weapons WILL be checked at the door, peace bonded or not. That is all.
Message from Con Security: The Social Distancing Panel has been moved from Ballroom A to the Mojave Desert. Portals one, three, and five will take you there. Swag includes: 1 pkg toilet paper, I case water, 1 bottle hand sanitizer, and 1 cattle prod (42″) provided by the Texas Contingent…
Off topic rant removed.
A long time ago in a state we now left far, far away, my wife and I had friends at Con security, including the head of security. He decided to try a “drill” out in the hotel parking lot. I placed a piece of paper on my wife’s shoulder and drew an image of a sword, using a pen. She did the same on my shoulder, with another piece of paper. We then waved the papers at each other, allowing Head of Security to *truthfully* state into his radio that “there are two people in the parking lot who have drawn swords on each other and they are waving them around. ALL available security to me – NOW!” and then start the stopwatch function on his wristwatch. The fly in the ointment was that unbeknownst to him, HOTEL security was also monitoring those FRS radios…
Not bad though, we had five or eight guys on the spot in under 25 sec.
Is the overflow sleeping section only for redfish, I mean, redshirts? Saw that on the new Albacore BTW, now a museum boat.
My wife loved the penguins with blast cannon auto-turrets, on Lawdog’s site.
Guy- LOL, I’ll be THAT did get interesting!
PK- Whomever wanted it… LOL And yes, Cedar did a nice job with that!
Funny!
The overflow sleeping looks better than what I had at sea. I wasn’t a Redshirt, but did have to stay behind however long as needed to destroy some stuff if we had to abandon ship.
Woah, they get a coffin rack And a locker? Jealous!
Robert/Justin- LOL, that’s off a ‘new’ DDG
How many years I had to sleep in one of those racks. Many years. I would try for the middle. It was the easiest to get into and out of.