Snerk… talk about the left melting down…
Florida is about to make a bold statement in the ongoing national debate over illegal immigration, and it’s not just talk — it’s action.
The Sunshine State is rolling out a new approach that’s as tough as it is practical: setting up a string of detention centers specifically for illegal immigrants with criminal records. The centerpiece of this initiative is a facility tucked deep in the Everglades, built on the bones of an abandoned airfield, and already earning an unforgettable nickname from state officials: “Alligator Alcatraz.”
Florida Attorney General James Uthmeier made it clear that this is no ordinary detention center. “There’s really nowhere to go. If you’re housed there, if you’re detained there, there’s no way in, no way out.” With the Everglades’ notorious swampy terrain, alligators, and invasive pythons, any thought of escape is as dangerous as it is futile.
Full article, HERE from PJ Media.
That has all kinds of possibilities… and it’s easier than what ‘we’ were talking about…
And it would probably cost less than returning this place to a prison… sigh…
I can also see the lawyers having hissy fits about having to ‘visit’ Alligator Alcatraz. They would have to get on Blackhawks and would mess up their nice suits, much less not being able to travel in air conditioned comfort. 🙂
Of course I’m sure the left will find some judge somewhere to shut it down, or restrict it. Probably out of DC courts, or California…
But it’s still nice to think about them succeeding!
Oooh… “NO Gate Needed”
“Oh, you want to escape? Fine. There’s the door. You’re welcome to try. Mind you, we will record your death as a(nother) suicide.”
Like the German POW camp in Arizona in WWII. After heavy rains two officers tried to boat down the Gila River to reach Mexico. The authorities just followed until the river went dry, picked them up, and then showed them on a map just how far it would be to reach Mexico. The Germans were incensed that a dry arroyo would be called a river.
Kinda would dissuade the “peaceful” protesters and congress critters as well. Win, win.
Hey Old NFO,
Wasn’t there a prison like that in French Giana? I believe?
From the film, Papillon: Warden Barrot: Put all hope out of your mind. And masturbate as little as possible, it drains the strength!
The Devil’s island
I like the idea.
Beats the red line prison, saves the costs of ammo.
The new prison should set up a “chumming detail” made up of convicts who go out and chum the waters to keep the local alligators trained to expect food nearby the prison.
Let those prisoners go back to their fellow inmates with tales of just how many gators there are, and how big they’ve gotten.
Think the gate guards will wear gator costumes?
Good fences make good prisons.
The Everglades is entirely livable and passable for people who’ve migrated through the Darien Gap. Or any central or south American hellhole.
Water with snakes and alligators? Meh.
For fun, take a ride in a small plane around the beaches in Florida and count how many sharks you see very close to all the surfers and bathers. You can’t really do this in the Everglades because the water is brown from all the tannic acid which makes looking at the gators, sharks and snakes swimming in it hard to see.
All- I like the way you think!
What have the gators and pythons done to deserve those neighbours?
What? They aren’t allowed to like foreign food?
The lawyers will video conference. They won’t want to sweat.
So what happens during an approaching hurricane?
How do you get staff in and out? What is their shifts like?
How long does it take to state police to respond to a riot?
This sounds like something DARPA would cook up. All dream, no reality.
John- LOL, ‘fresh meat’???
Steve- Point!
LL- Oh yeah.
Gerry- Oh it’s real enough. And C-130s or C-17s can land there easily!
Gee, why do I see problems with cables and radio relays and such? “Show up or shut up.”