Sigh…

I would say this is an April Fool’s Day prank, but sadly it’s not…

The lefties will never give up… One  or more rounds for Camping World over their large flags!

The CEO of Camping World, a national RV dealer with stores in 200-plus locations, is facing a lawsuit by another city over its massive American flag that waves outside a dealership. 

City leaders in Greenville, N.C., voted 4-2 last week to initiate legal action to take down the American flag at a Camping World dealership. The vote came amid another lawsuit filed by the city of Sevierville, Tennessee. 

Full article, HERE from Fox News.

This is getting ridiculous! Camping World is flying BIG American flags because Marcus Lemonis is proud to be an American.

I really don’t understand ‘what’ the real problem is with these towns. It’s not like he’s flying some odd flag, although I sometimes wonder if they would be complaining if he was flying something like and LGBTQ+ flag…

I know here locally, both the Ford and GM dealers fly large flags over their dealerships, and have never (that I know of) had any complaints.

A little humor…

To start the week…

It IS spring, so the snakes are starting to move…

Reaction to Snakes

  • Civilian: Runs away from the snake screaming.
  • Paratrooper: Lands on and kills the snake.
  • Armor: runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes.
  • Infantry: “Look, a putty cat. Come ‘ere kitty….Ouch! Hey, that’s not a putty tat.”
  • Army Aviation: Has GPS grid to snake. Can’t find snake. Back to base for crew rest and the club and some sort of drink called “The Snake.”
  • Ranger: Plays with the snake, then eats it.
  • 2nd Ranger: Assaults the snake’s home and secures it for use by friendly snakes.
  • MI: analyzes all available intelligence and national asset input on the reptilian situation; reports sighting of Godzilla to National Command Authority.
  • JAG: Advises the snake on the rules of engagement and the law of war as it pertains to the snake and its defensive posture.
  • Quartermaster: Captures snake and applies a National Stock Number (NSN) to it. Implements a Found On Installation (FOI) procedure and picks up snake on property book. Has company commander sign hand receipt for “Snake, Green, One Each,” as non-expendable unit property.
  • Chemical Corps: Starts to gas the little booger, but then realizes that there is an M-18, A-2 Respirator especially made for snakes, remembers the Chemical Corps Motto, “UTRWBAG” (Up Their Rear With Bugs and Gas), and conducts three experiments on it that have been strictly prohibited by the Clinton Treaty of 1999.
  • Navy SEAL: Expends all ammunition, several grenades and calls for naval gunfire in a failed attempt to kill the snake. The snake bites the SEAL then retreats to safety.
  • Artillery: Kills snake, but in the process kills several hundred civilians with a massive TOT with three FA BDEs in support. Mission is considered a success and all participants (cooks, mechanics, clerks) are awarded Silver Stars.
  • Marine Recon: Follows the snake and gets lost.
  • Pathfinder: Guides the snake elsewhere.
  • AF Fighter Pilot: Miss-identifies the snake as a Russian HIND helicopter and engages it with missiles. Crew chief paints a snake on airplane.
  • AF Para-rescue: Wounds the snake in first encounter, then feverishly works to save the snake’s life.
  • Green Beret: Makes contact with the snake, builds rapport, wins its heart and mind, then trains it to kill other snakes.

Fine Art!!!

Robert Grant “R.G” Smith was originally an engineer for the Douglas Aircraft Corporation, and helped design a number of WWII and later aircraft. He was also a VERY talented artist, and did something like 2000 paintings, many of them Navy birds, including the A-4, which he had actually helped design.

He was known for the accuracy of his paintings, and many of his works have been displayed at the Naval Aviation Museum in Pensacola. He also spent time underway with the Navy, and it showed in his art. He loved to capture the aircraft coming right at you!

You can go to his website- HERE to see more of his works, and even purchase copies if desired!

Book promo…

Raconteur Press has another anthology out (what a surprise) Wyrd Warfare

As always, click on the cover for the Amazon link!

The blurb-

“I was born in the late 1970s, which means I grew up in a family that held living memories of World War II, the Korean War, and the Vietnam War. My generation was exposed to a plethora of culture and entertainment much earlier than we probably should have been. War filled many of those books, comics, games, songs, and films. The historical, the fantastical, what was, might have been, never happened, should have happened, and thanks be to God didn’t happen. World War III was always imminent. War Games and Missile Command reminded us there was no way to win. We expected the end to come like The Day After or The Terminator. Maybe it already happened, maybe we were already dead and just didn’t realize it.
The stories in this anthology draw from a multitude of inspirations: real-life deployments, places, things, people. Monsters. Events. Incidents. Sacrifices. Heroism. Horror.” (From the Introduction by Chris DiNote)

Next up is John Van Stry’s newest work (also from Raconteur Press) Book 1 in the Valley of Fire series Misplaced

The blurb-

Eric and his sister escaped a bloody past, finding refuge with a starship salvage yard owner who straddles the line between criminal and honorable. Now, after twelve years of hauling scrap, Eric is ready carve his own path. The streets don’t let go so easily, nor does the Solarian Empire. As Eric steps into manhood, his talents draw dangerous eyes—jealous rivals and shadowy forces who’d rather see him buried than rising. Two years after the fall of the Solarian Empire, the paranoia of a hunted life lingers, but Eric’s done running. In a kingdom where power burns bright and betrayal simmers, he’ll learn that standing tall means facing the fire head-on.
Misplaced—a tale of grit, loyalty, and defiance, set in the expansive universe of Wolfhounds

And I have a bleg… If you’ve read my collection The Short Stories Vol 1, I’m stuck at 48 reviews… I need two more to get over that first hump, so if you’ve read it, I’d appreciate an honest review.

Thank you in advance!

Honestly…

I’m NOT surprised at this…

Attorney General Pam Bondi said the alleged top MS-13 gang member who was arrested early Thursday morning in Virginia had likely been in the United States for over a decade. 

Bondi made the revelation in an interview on “The Ingraham Angle” after 24-year-old Henry Josue Villatoro Santos, an illegal immigrant from El Salvador, was taken into custody by federal agents.

“We believe he was recruited in middle school — in middle school!” the former Florida attorney general said.

Full article, HERE from Fox News.

When I lived in Arlington in the early 2000s, it was ‘known’ that there were hispanic gangs that lived in northern Virginia. Since I lived inside the beltway, I knew there was a section a couple of blocks from where I lived in Arlington that ‘we’ didn’t go into for safety reasons. Under Warner and Kaine as governors, nothing was done to clean them up, and local LEOs were ‘told’ to ignore the problems unless people got killed.

I was pretty sure, thanks to LEO contacts, that at least a few MS-13 types lived behind us and they hung out and ran a park off Glebe road behind the Safeway grocery store. I also knew there were robberies that took place in that area that weren’t ever investigated, and no officers patrolled that area at night.

We shot IDPA at a gun range in Woodbridge, and the owner was an instructor with the Capital Police. He was always cautioning us to make sure we were armed when we left at night, and made sure the parking lot lights were routinely ‘fixed’ when they mysteriously went out… Also, a number of the folks that shot there were LEOs, and they would usually bring their work rides when shooting, even if they were in civilian clothes, which ‘might’ have kept any incidents from happening at his place.

And yes, even in the early 2000s, MS-13 was using machetes to take out folks in northern Virginia! At least those got investigated… but seldom solved.

And yet the people on the left/Dems want to keep them here. Makes absolutely NO sense to me!

Interesting…

In 2018, after the Florida HS shootings, Yeti ‘changed’ their discounts with the NRA, HERE. It was not well received, to put it mildly…

Thermal cup brand YETI has come under fire on social media for refusing to fulfill an order for a young women’s nonprofit leadership organization.

In emails obtained exclusively by FOX Business, the brand had previously fulfilled an order for the Clare Boothe Luce Center (CBL) worth $3,797.84 in May of last year with the same exact logo customization.

The Clare Boothe Luce Center for Conservative Women in northern Virginia, a nonprofit, describes itself as “an all-women organization that specializes in the conservative outreach, education, and mentorship of young women.” The center is named after Clare Boothe Luce, herself a celebrated playwright, congresswoman and ambassador to Italy.

Full article, HERE from Fox Business.

I can’t help but wonder if, even though they are based in Austin, Texas, they haven’t been ‘infected’ with the Austin ‘attitude’… e.g. hard left these days.

Frankly, I’ve always thought they were overpriced, and really pointed their advertising to the yuppie crowd…

Yes, they pay lip service to the rugged individual, but those individuals are always outfitted in the latest, greatest whatever the individual is doing. Maybe that’s just me…

This smacks of once again purposefully dumping a conservative organization, and now that they have been caught, they are dissembling and crawfishing as fast as they can. There are other better and cheaper options, IMHO, including Stanley.  They’ve been around for over 100 years, along with Aladdin and I still have and use my Aladdin thermos (2 of them), both of which are over 40 years old.

No, I don’t chase fads either… If it works and ain’t broke, I don’t get rid of it for the newest ‘fashion’ items…

YMMV, and all that stuff…

I can haz…

Questions…

Amid the fallout from the controversy over officials accidentally sharing military information with a journalist, President Donald Trump is standing by National Security Advisor Mike Waltz.

The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg published a piece on Monday claiming he had been accidentally included in a group chat with high-profile Trump administration officials. According to the piece, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, Vice President JD Vance, State Secretary Marco Rubio, Waltz, and several others discussed plans for an airstrike on the Houthis in Yemen.

Goldberg claimed Waltz added him to the chat without knowing who he was, which has prompted criticism and calls for Waltz to resign.

Full article HERE from Town Hall.

One of the things that has come out is the phones were a turnover item from the previous administration, who used Signal for ‘off the record’ things.

It also appears that there were ‘phone lists’ already existing on those phones. And Waltz was NOT the individual who set up the meeting, it was one of his staffers, possibly Alex Wong.

My question is, WHY was a reporter’s number on a phone used by an NSC individual? I kinda doubt it was put there by a new employee, so who had the phone in the last administration?

How many ‘leaks’ from the last administration went to The Atlantic?

Yes, the discussion was what is known as ‘sensitive’ information, probably surrounding potential fallout/media takes/other government reactions. But nothing I’ve seen points to any classified information being discussed, contrary to what the MSM seems to be saying.

Was it a CF? Hell yes! Was it intentional? I doubt it.

But that goes back to my original question, why was the reporter on a Signal list of an NSC staffer?

I haven’t seen anyone asking that question…

 

Bits and pieces 4…

More from The Grey Man- Vignettes

This is the last segment. I was still playing with how much detail was needed, and how much was ‘enough’ to set the scenes. One of the 1 star reviews on the book was that Jesse was nothing more than a ‘man with tits’. There was no way a woman would do/act like that. All of the primary characters were composites of folks I knew, including Jesse. I would have LOVED to have that reviewer meet any of the ladies that were a composite of Jesse, both for their attitudes and their shooting skills!!! LOL

The next morning, after breakfast and the lectures, the old man and Jesse grabbed coffees and headed to the truck. Knowing they’d drawn 6th place in the starting sequence, they would have an hour of prep time and a chance for the jitters to take hold. The old men turned to Jesse. “Well, are you ready for this? We’ve got an hour, so I’m thinking about a nap…”

Jesse just looked at him, surprised. “What do you mean a nap?”

“Well, all that snoring last night…”

“I do not snore, thank you very much!”

The old man chuckled, and Jesse realized she’d been had yet again, and finally shook her head and started laughing.

They turned to their guns, rechecking to make sure they were ready to run, and loading small backpacks with full water bladders, ammunition for both pistols and rifles, energy bars, and compasses, in addition to little medical blow out kits. Jesse also loaded the binoculars into the old man’s pack and the laser range finder into her backpack after putting new batteries into it. They both checked their EDC[1] lights and knives in the pants pockets, and the old man slipped five rounds into his shirt pocket. He patted the other shirt pocket to make sure he had his wheel book safely tucked away.

They picked up their rifles and packs and walked back to the line. Laying their rifles on the end of a bench, they stacked their packs underneath the table. As they walked back to the stands, Jesse stopped and pulled a hair tie out of her pocket as they looked at all the rifles lying on the benches; putting her hair in a ponytail, she reset her cap and shook her head to make sure everything was where she wanted it. Matt and Aaron walked up and set their rifles down as Jesse and the old man walked by. Jesse stopped and asked Matt what his rifle was, he replied, “Well, this is the standard Marine Corps sniper rifle, it is an M-40A5 in .308, McMillan stock, Remington short action, Premier 3 by15 Tactical on top and a Surefire suppressor hanging off the front. It’s magazine fed, 10 round Badger magazine modification.”

Aaron jumped in. “Mine’s an M-4 carbine with a TA-31 RCO AGOG scope on top, and I’m shooting 62 grain Gold Medal Match ammo.”

Jesse smiled at Aaron, and asked Matt, “Why the wrap on the silen…er, suppressor?”

“It keeps the heat from coming off the suppressor after multiple rounds.” Matt pointed to other rifles setting on the benches, “See, about half of the rifles here have suppressors, and most of them have the wraps.”

“So those with the muzzle brakes are going to be a lot louder, right?” Jesse asked.

“Oh yeah, and don’t ever stand to the side of one of them, always get as directly behind one as you can,” Aaron said and laughed. “I learned that the hard way downrange when we were doing some vehicle interdiction.”

Jesse grinned and walked over to the old man who was lounging on the bleachers with his hat pulled down over his face. She plopped down next to him saying, “Papa, there are way too many nice rifles sitting out here. I’m almost embarrassed by that old gun of mine.”

“Just remember, the gun you know is better than any pretty gun Jesse,” the old man said. “And it’s our turn next, so let’s go gear up.”

The old man got up, gave Jesse a hand, and walked to the bench. Picking up his pack, he took out his eyes and ears and set them on the bench. He shrugged the pack on, settled it and picked up his rifle. Jesse did the same and no words were needed. Methodically, he pulled out the earbuds, wet them and seated them comfortably in his ears, then pulled on his shooting glasses. The last thing was to make sure his ball cap was where he wanted it. Looking over at Jesse he asked, “You ready, hon?”

“Let’s do this, Papa. We ain’t getting any younger.”

Picking up their rifles, they walked down to the end of the firing line, and met Kyle, the RO there. He gave them a timecard, gave them the first scenario for the cold bore shot and had them load and make ready. The old man scanned the range, and noted blue tarps blocking the view of the right side of the range and a set of scaffolding set up. He and Jesse loaded their rifles. Once they’d done so, he asked if they were ready, they nodded and the beep started them on the way.

Jogging to the line, they stepped into the shooter’s box, went to prone, and confirmed targets.

“Papa, I’ve got the left target, ready any time.”

“I’m on the right, in three; one, two, three…”

The two shots sounded almost as one, and they safed the rifles, got up and jogged slowly off the range.

“Okay, hon, steady slow jog here,” the old man said, looking down at his compass to get a good heading and looking at the trail. It was scuffed by military boots, so everything was matching up.

Eight minutes later, they got to the first stage, clocked out and got the scenario, which was four targets spread across the hillside. Clocking in, they dropped down in the shooters box and Jesse started calling ranges. “Far left—75 yards, left center—125 yards, right center—225 yards, far right—256 yards; do you want me to take the two left?” She said as she reached for her rifle.

“Yep, left two are yours. I have the right two, engaging now.” Boom

Jesse shot the seventy-five yard target, the old man shot the far right target as Jesse jacked another shell into the Winchester, and shot the one hundred twenty-five yard target. Safing the rifles, they got up and took a heading to the next stage.

Stage after stage, either at a fast walk or slow jog, they proceeded around the course until they got to stage seven. Twice, they were passed by teams that had started behind them, but the old man just kept to a steady pace. At stage seven, they were caught by a third team at the clock, so the old man let them go ahead. Jesse was a little miffed. “Why did you do that, Papa? We were here first!”

Dropping down onto a convenient boulder, and patting the space next to him, he responded, “Think about it, Jesse. We get our breath back, get a break off the clock, and get our heart rates down. Let those boys get up there, shoot and move on. Betcha we do better than they do!”

Listening, he heard fifteen shots, before the team scrambled down from the shooting box. Jesse drew a card, and the RSO told them their color was blue, clock in and go.

The old man clocked them back in, and they scrambled up the bank the fifteen feet to the shooting box. Going prone the old man called, “Range check! You take the blue dots. I’ll take the blue shapes.”

Jesse got a quick range on the board. “One hundred- and eleven-yards, Papa, looks like fifteen knots of wind, dead crosswind from the right.”

“Aim point is bottom of the dot for elevation, right edge of dot for wind Jesse, there are five dots, you get em, I’m on the five shapes.” Boom…

Jesse alternated shots with the old man, and had to take one extra shot as the wind shifted and she dropped one shot just to the right of the dot, “Cleared mine, Papa.”

“Confirmed, safe and let’s go,” the old man said as he levered himself up off the ground.

“Jesse, something tells me it’s about to start getting harder, this has been too easy to this point,” the old man commented as they trudged further up the ridgeline.

Getting to stage eight proved him prophetic, as they had to shoot from under a barricade with about six inches of clearance. Jesse grumbled in protest, as she had to get down in the dirt to get good ranges, and take one shot with dirt in her hair and dirt blowing back in her face after the shot. The old man just ticked along, not saying much, just shooting the calls.

As they headed to the next stage, the old man remembered how Jesse hated to get dirty while she was shooting. But had no problems as a kid or even now about getting down and dirty when it was time to brand calves or when either the cows or horses were foaling. Odd little quirks, but that was Jesse being raised without a woman in the house for years, he thought with a smile.

At stage ten, they finally got some long range targets, and also got their first significant angle shots. “Papa far target is 778, looks like fifteen degrees down, go up twenty-two MOA, wind is about fifteen knots, and it’s about 135 degrees to us slightly helping so I’d say hold low and four MOA right.” Jesse advised, as she dropped the rangefinder down.

“Got it, glass and check my hit,” the old man responded.

Jesse pushed the laser out of the way, got on the binoculars, and gazed through them. She called, “On it.”

“Target.”

“Send it.” Boom.

“Hit.”

“Adjust right, second target, 525, ten degrees down, come down ten MOA, wind is 120 degrees, hold is five MOA right.”

“Target.”

“Send it.” Boom.

“Hit”

“Adjust right, third target, 438, ten degrees down, come down four MOA, wind is 100 degrees, hold is six MOA right.”

“Target.”

“Send it.” Boom.

“Hit”

“Last target.”

“Okay, safe and let’s roll,” the old man said, getting slowly to his feet. Hunching and rolling his shoulders, he reslung his rifle and looked at Jesse. “How you holding up?”

“I’m okay, Papa, but we’re about to get passed again.” She glanced at him as he rolled his shoulder and winced. “Is your shoulder bothering you again?”

“A little, hon, but I’ll survive. Don’t worry about them passing us. Just concentrate on us getting through this.”

At stage twelve, they had to shoot from the kneeling position to actually get clear shots at the target, and the old man noticed a couple of bullet tracks through the weeds, so he knew someone had tried to shoot that set prone.

On stage thirteen, Jesse burst out laughing when they got to there and saw a door and window standing there. The RSO told them they both had to shoot, one offhand through the door and one kneeling through the window. The old man had Jesse take the short target through the window using it as a rest, and he used the doorframe as a rest for his shot. Both hit and moved on to stage fourteen, which turned out to be a mover, the first one they’d seen in the competition.

The mover was a steel silhouette cycling back and forth at about the pace of a walking man, between the ends of a tar paper ‘wall’ that was angled away from the shooters. The mover could only be shot while visible through the windows in the tar paper. The windows ranged at 75, 85 and 95 yards from the shooting position.

Three shots were required, and three “windows” were available in the tar paper wall. The old man took the first shot through the first window, Jesse shot through the second window and the old man cleared the target in the second window as well.

Trotting back into the range an hour and a half after they left, they were directed to the right side of the range, where a clock was sitting next to some scaffolding. Kyle was there and took the card from Jesse after she punched in. “Last stage: you have a school bus hostage situation, one shooter on the bus and moving around. He has a blue hat on and is surrounded by children and is threatening to shoot them in the next five minutes. You have to climb the ladder to get a shot, and the powers that be want him taken out before the five minutes are up. Ready?”

The old man nodded, and Kyle punched the timecard in. “Go!”

Jesse immediately started scrambling up the ladder while the old man groaned. At the first landing, Jesse stopped momentarily. “Can’t see everything from here, going up to the top.”

The old man continued climbing, shaking his head and thinking to himself that this heart rate was going to be through the roof by the time they both go to the top of the scaffolding. “Go, I’ll get there in a minute.”

Jesse got to the top of the scaffolding, flopped down, and pulled the range finder out of her backpack. As the old man got to the top, she yelled, “One hundred thirty-eight yards, wind is ten knots quartering left to right.” She reached for the binoculars from the old man’s backpack to start looking for the target.

“Got it, Jesse, get on your gun, ‘cause we’ve only shot forty-five targets, so there might be two on this one.”

Jesse stopped, and shook her head, then picked up her rifle and set up on the target, rolling the scope back to a 2x. “Looks like random timing on pop-ups in the windows Papa, first three windows left haven’t seen a blue hat yet.”

“M’kay, keep watching and tell me if it’s the same figures that come up every time. I’ll take the two back windows.” Settling the scope on the bar between the last two windows gave the old man enough coverage to see both of them. A small head popped up in the last window, and he moved over to the next to the last window figuring that would probably be where the target showed.

Suddenly, it was there for about two seconds, but he wasn’t ready for the shot with a small child being held in front of the target. Wiggling down one more time he called, “Got the target fourth window back, hostage child in front, tight shot. I’ll take it if I get it again.”

Jesse didn’t answer, just kept watching the front windows. It seemed like it was taking forever for the targets to pop back up.

Boom! The old man had taken the shot, and Jesse jumped a little bit, not expecting it.

Suddenly, there was a swinger at the front of the bus, Jesse sighted in, saw the gun on the target and took the shot. Crack! “Swinger at the front, Papa, I think I got him.”

“Okay, unload and safe the guns and let’s get down from here,” the old grumbled.

Jesse repacked her bag, threw it over her shoulder, and followed the old man down the ladders back to the ground. Kyle was standing there when they stepped up. “Unload and show clear on the rifles, please. Y’all made it in the five-minute window and y’all are completed.”

The old man and Jesse both showed their rifles were empty and the old man grinned. “That was a tricky little set up there, with that swinger coming out. I can’t help but wonder how many have gotten it, and how many missed it.”

Kyle just smiled. “Well, let’s just say you’re one of the few who may have gotten it. Y’all can unload and either come back here and watch shooters come in, or go grab some lunch inside, or go back to the hotel and catch some down time. We’re not posting any scores here. Those will be posted tonight at the restaurant after we award the various teams. Don’t forget, six PM for the feed.”

Walking back to the line, they stowed their rifles in the cases and carried them back to the truck. The old man opened the tailgate, and they shoved the rifles into the back and covered them back up with the blanket. The old man sat down on the tailgate and reached over giving Jesse a hug. “You done good, girl. I’m proud of ya for hanging in there today, and I hope you’ve at least had a little fun out here.”

Jesse hugged him back and laid her head on his shoulder. “Papa, I wouldn’t have missed this for the world. It’s been an education and then some. Thank you, but I stink, I’m dirty, and I’m hungry. So let’s go eat then I want to go back and take a nice long hot bath!”

The old man just shook his head and chuckled, “Women…”

Getting up, they walked back to the clubhouse, grabbed some lunch and headed back to the hotel. Jesse got her long hot bath, and the old man got a nap in.

 

[1] Every Day Carry

[2] Advanced Combat Optical Gunsight

A little humor…

To start your week!

Man rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ side of the story. ( I must admit, it’s pretty good.)

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note. These are all numbered #1 on purpose!

  1. Men are not mind readers.
  2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
  3. Crying is blackmail.
  4. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
  5. Yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

  1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
  2. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.
  3. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
  4. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
    If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
  5. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
  6. Christopher columbus did not need directions and neither do we…
  7. All men see in only 16 colors, like windows default settings..
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
  8. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
  9. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear..
  10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…really.
  11. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.
  12. You have enough clothes.
  13. You have too many shoes.
  14. I am in shape. Round is a shape!
  15. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.. But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping…

Bits and pieces 3…

More from The Grey Man- Vignettes

In this chapter, I continued the character ‘development’ as as Dot said on the last post, ‘foreshadowed’ the Aaron and Jesse relationship. The other thing I did with this one was play with how much information was ‘too much’ or ‘too little’. This contest is actually a real one, or was back in the early 2000s. Sadly, I never got to actually shoot in it because of travel, but guys I shot with at Quantico did.

And I took an indirect swipe at train like you’re going to fight. Shoots don’t always take place in broad daylight with good visibility, etc… Also, knowing your weapons plays into that.

At five, all the competitors gathered in the clubhouse to hear the course of fire layout for the competition the next day. Since most of the teams had shot together either at this match or others, there was the usual babble of noise, backslapping and insults flying back and forth. The old man hit the coffee pot again and he and Jesse slipped into the back row of chairs and sat quietly, just watching the interplay.

An older man walked to the front of the room and banged on the table for attention. “All right gentlemen, shaddap, siddown, and let’s get this show on the road. I’m Kyle Edwards and I’m the RO for this little get together and I want to get all this info out now and make sure y’all don’t have any questions. Everyone here is either military or law enforcement, so if you’re carrying that is not a problem. The entire COF will be considered a hot range the entire time. However, if you exhibit unsafe behavior, you will be DQ’ed immediately and without recourse. All RSOs will be open carrying, will be in red shirts, and will be positioned at each station.”

Walking to the front row, he handed a stack of papers to the first man on the row. “Take one and pass ‘em down; here’s the layout of the course, it’s a seven-klick course, fifteen stages, starting and ending here at the range.”

Walking back to the table, he clicked the computer, and the COF popped up on the back wall.  “First and last stages are on the range here. Total target count is forty-seven, with shot opportunities for both shooter and spotter depending on how you want to run your teams,” Kyle said as he paced back and forth. “In addition to the RSOs, there will be two scoring persons at each position. They will be in white event shirts and will not, lemme say that again, will not reveal your scores on any stage. That’s what your spotter is for.”

“When you come to the line tomorrow, you must have everything you will need to complete the entire COF, including weapons, the round count you need or want to carry, water, batteries or anything else. The first stage here will be a cold bore shot at 100 yards for each member of the team. You will then proceed onto the course out the left exit from the firing line. You will be responsible for navigation to each stage, and once there you will get specific engagement parameters from the RSO at that point. There will probably be a few spectators at some of the stages. Now I’ll tell ya, this first stage is the only stage that is an exact range, so it’s shooter beware, and ya better know your equipment. Lasers are approved, since everybody and their brothers have one now, and the scoring is as follows.”

Picking up a paper off the table and clicking the computer to the next slide, Kyle read, “Anything less than three hundred yards will have a one-half MOA ten slash X ring, and four more one half MOA rings outside those. Maximum score is ten points, going down by two points per ring. Over three hundred yards, will have a one MOA ten slash X ring, and four more one MOA rings outside of those. If the spotter is shooting, those sizes are doubled. If you get movers or swingers, they will have a one MOA X ring and a two MOA ten ring, and those will also be doubled if the spotter takes those shots. The final standings will be based on a combination of time to complete the course and scoring for the shots.”

The old man and Jesse looked over the COF paper that had finally made it to the back row. It was set up with compass courses and distances from stage to stage, overlayed on a topo map of the area, but no specific information on each stage. Tracing the route with his finger the old man chuckled. “Well, we’re not gonna win this one honey, it’s up down and around, with some pretty steep climbs just prior to the stages, so we’re gonna get beat on the time. But maybe we can outshoot a few of these young bucks.”

Smiling, Kyle looked out over the room. “Now we did bring y’all’s favorite stage back from last year.”

And was interrupted by groans, and grumbling including one, “Fucking dots, gahdam,” from the shooters.

Kyle laughed. “Yes, sir, it’s the dots again, stage seven, on top of the ridge, and you’ll draw for colors. Now those are all one MOA targets, but you gotta get ten of them out of each target.”

Jesse leaned over to the old man. “Dots, Papa?”

“I don’t know, Jesse, but I’m guessing it’s not going to be a fun stage. Probably something like a dot torture target, but colored dots and something else thrown in. And if it’s on top of a ridge, wind’s going to play a part.”

Tracing the route again, he laughed softly. “Damn that is almost a vertical climb to get to stage seven. That is gonna hurt.”

Concern wrinkled Jesse’s brow. “Papa, are you going to be okay doing these? I mean this is a lot of walking, climbing and all, and you’re not exactly young anymore.”

“Hell, Jesse, this is no worse than a typical day on the ranch, and I’m not in that bad a shape. This is all about heart rate, breath control, and knowing when to take a shot. We’re not going to win, but I don’t believe we’ll be last either.”

Kyle held up a card and waved it at the room. “Here is your timecard, you will be required to keep this with you at all times tomorrow, and here’s how we will run this. On command, you will punch the clock to start stage one, do your shots and proceed to the next stage. At each stage you will clock out and hand your card to the RSO. He or she will brief you on the engagement and when you have received the brief, you will clock back in and shoot the stage, then proceed. If, as has happened before, we have more than one team on a stage at the same time, you will not be put back on the clock until the previous team has completed the stage, so the time waiting will not be held against you.  Remember, it’s cumulative time and score, so if you forget to clock out at each stage, you’ll be adding time that could cost ya.”

Kyle leaned against the table and looked out over the teams. “Now, one last thing before the barbecue: we’re going to do a low light night shoot starting at 1900 as a bonus shoot, so participation is NOT mandatory, but we’ll have some fun with it. The other thing is show time is 0800 tomorrow morning for check–in and breakfast; and we will have two presentations that you are welcome to attend on optics and long range shooting, and new technology rifles and bullets and their impact on long range shooting. These are being sponsored by American Snipers dot org, and y’all might find them informative. Now the food’s out back, go eat!”

At that point, the room erupted into noise and movement as folks headed for the doors to get in line for the BBQ. The old man and Jesse hung back, and didn’t take part in any of the byplay going on. Matt walked over, and Jesse asked, “What is the dot thing he was talking about?”

Matt shuddered. “It’s fuc..er… damn diabolical that’s what it is. It’s about 100 dots on a board, but they are NOT all circles, they are various shapes, but all of ‘em have dots in them. And the colors are mixed all over the board, you get up there, draw a color and then each of you will have to hit five dots to clear the stage. There is no ammo limit, but you do have to hit all ten to clear the stage successfully. Last year some folks ran out of ammo trying to clean that stage, and basically DQ’ed themselves, but they were allowed to finish. Last year it was about a hundred ten yards, so just enough off that people were dropping shots low.”

“So, one minute of angle at one hundred-ish yards is roughly one inch, and you’re expected to hit five of five each?”

“Yep,” Matt replied. “First thing is range the target and then go high or low from there. I’ve got incremental dope for twenty-five yard intervals all the way out to a thousand yards, since I screwed that one up last year.”

Jesse turned to the old man. “Papa, we don’t have anything but a hundred-yard dope! What are we going to do?”

Grinning at her and Matt, he said slyly, “Why, we’ll have to improvise, adapt and overcome.”

Matt burst out laughing and just pointed a finger at the old man. “You got me with that one!”

Chatting quietly with the two Marines they moved through the line and picked up plates of BBQ, the old man jerked his head, and he and Jesse went back to the truck, unlocking the tailgate, they sat on it and ate the BBQ and fixins. After they’d finished, he looked at Jesse. “Well, do you want to try this night shoot, hon? Or do you want to blow it off and go back and get some sleep?”

“Papa, I don’t care, but if we ‘need’ bonus points, I’m all for it, and shooting tonight would give us an idea of what they might do to us on the stages.”

“Good point, but let’s reserve judgment until we see what they’ve got up their sleeves.”

Getting up, Jesse grabbed the plates and headed back to the clubhouse, asking over her shoulder, “Coffee?” The old man just nodded.

After a restroom break, Jesse hit the coffee pot, getting two cups and putting their fifty cents in the can. As she was turning away, Kyle smiled and held out his hand. “Miss, I’d just like to welcome you to this shoot, and I’m gonna apologize ahead of time for the language you’re gonna hear the next couple of days. I’m kinda surprised y’all came all the way from Texas for this, but you won’t get the long-distance award, cause that’s going to the team from England.”

Jesse smiled. “Well, I’m a ranch girl, so I’m pretty sure I’ve heard all that before, and I’ve probably used most of them at one time or another. Papa decided he wanted to do one last shoot, so this is kinda his swan song, so to speak. And before you ask, no he’s not my real papa, he’s my grandpa; but he raised me from the time I was seven after my parents were killed. So I call him Papa, since he’s really the only papa I’ve known most of my life.”

Aaron wandered over asking, “Any problems?”

Jesse smiled, “I don’t think so. Are there any problems Mr. RO?”

Kyle, a smile plastered on his face said, “Well, this is law enforcement or military only, so I’m not sure you can legally participate.”

Aaron started to defend Jesse, but she just held up her hand, “So you’re questioning my ability since this all about the old boy’s club huh? Well, here are my creds, and yes, I really am a deputy sheriff in Texas, albeit a reserve, but I do forty hours a month of patrol or operations.”

Kyle handed the credentials back, abashed, “Well, I never doubted your creds, but some of the old farts around here were questioning how old you were, and whether you really were law enforcement. I’ll straighten them out now.”

Jesse just looked at Kyle. “I’m twenty-three, I went through the academy at twenty-one and was immediately brought on as a reserve when I graduated. You gotta understand, our county is forty-seven-hundred-square miles, and a population of a tad over fifteen-thousand folks and the total Sheriff’s department only has twenty full-time officers on patrol. DPS has eleven, and we have one game warden. When you figure a four to one ratio, that means any given time there are a total of five Sheriff’s department and one DPS on patrol in the entire county, so a bunch of us reserves are almost always available as backup or to take a call if it’s close to our place. Otherwise, it could take twenty or twenty-five minutes for an officer to get from one side of the county to the other, and that’s running balls out since it’s almost sixty miles across the county.”

Kyle didn’t reply. “Any ‘other’ questions Mr. RO?” asked Jesse.

Kyle just shook his head. “No, ma’am, not a one. Somehow, I think you’re going to surprise some folks tomorrow.”

Aaron was still bristling when Kyle walked off. “That asshole…”

Jesse smiled. “Just drop it. I’m used to it, but thanks for stepping up to defend me.”

Jesse carried the coffee back to the truck and handed one of the cups to the old man. They sat and drank the coffee as others started filtering into the parking lot and getting gun cases from the various vehicles. Jesse looked over. “Well, Papa?”

Throwing the rest of the coffee on the ground the old man got up, rolled his shoulders and said, “Let’s go see if we can do this, hon.”

They grabbed the rifle cases, and Jesse threw the binoculars and range finder into her shoulder bag, and they walked back up to the range. It looked like every team was there, and there were rifles of every possible configuration sitting on the benches. They added theirs to the end of the bench, and filtered to the back of the group.

“Y’all hear me?” Kyle asked over the range PA as he tapped his finger on the mic. “Okay, you’ll be shooting in order of team entry. Here’s the scenario, you’re responding to a call, and have to stop short of the scene. The caller states there are four unknowns with guns, and his wife and daughter are being held hostage by two of them, the others have fired at him from out of the darkness. They are holding them just over the berm. You’ve got to cover fifty yards, with two unknowns holding two hostages at something estimated at around one-hundred-yard range. There are two other unknowns somewhere in that fifty-yard stretch that you can engage with either pistol or rifle, your choice.

The old man and Jesse both looked at the situation, realizing the only light between the benches and where the targets would be was one pole light on the opposite side of the range about fifty yards out. The rest of the range was in darkness, and without much of a moon, it was going to be interesting.

“If you’re not on the line, please remain behind the back bench, and feel free to sit in the bleachers. Oh yeah, and we will not post the times for tonight’s shoot until the dinner tomorrow night, in case we need them for tie breakers.”

Team after team rolled through the scenario until it was the old man and Jesse’s turn. They picked up their rifles and walked over to the car sitting on the line. The old man looked at Jesse. “You’ve got the left. I’ll take the right, two-yard offset going down range. Looks like most of the pop-ups are showing between thirty and forty yards out but let’s be ready just in case.” Jesse nodded.

The RSO introduced himself. “Hi, I’m Paul and I’ll be your RO for this run. If you want to load your rifles, please don’t put a round in the chamber. Place them in the trunk so you can get to them quickly and set whatever else you need where you can get to it. Eyes and ears ahead of time, go strap into the seats, and when you’re ready, I’ll hit the timer. In two to four seconds, you’ll get the beep, and then it’s on you. I’ll be following you to catch the rounds fired and record your total time. Please don’t muzzle me or each other as you go down range. Any questions?”

The old man and Jesse looked at each other and shook their heads. Walking around the car they got in and buckled up. Paul stepped to the window. “Shooters ready?”

In the stands, Matt and Aaron both reached for their watches, ready to hit the timers. They knew from timing their runs, and most of the others, they were in pretty good shape, and were confident they’d both gotten at least ten rings, if not x’s on the targets and they had cleared the poppers fairly quickly.

The old man nodded, Paul hit the timer, and three seconds later the beep sounded. They both cleared the car. Jesse pulled the trunk open and grabbed her shoulder bag, threw it over her shoulder and picked up her rifle as the old man cleared the back of the car. He grabbed his rifle, and they started jogging down range with Paul following.

Jesse offset to the left to keep from muzzling the old man and scanned ahead and left. There definitely wasn’t a lot of light and after about thirty-five yards she began to get nervous about when the unknowns were going to show. Suddenly, the poppers erupted from the ground ahead to the left and right of the line. Both Jesse and the old man drew and fired without breaking stride. The boom of the .45 and crack of the .357 sounded almost simultaneously.

Re-holstering on the run, they continued jogging to the shooter box. Both went prone, the old man scanning for the targets and calling, “Two up left one is a tighter shot, target is right. I’ll take it; you take the right one, target is left.”

“Left target 109 yards, right target 118 yards,” Jesse responded. “Going to the gun. Up, on the right, Papa.”

“On three- One, two, three…” Two cracks sounded almost simultaneously again, and John hit the timer.

In the stands, Matt and Aaron hit their timers on their watches, and just looked at each other. They had just been trounced by almost ten seconds.

“Damn, how’d they do that, Matt?” Aaron asked.

Shaking his head Matt replied, “Well, they didn’t have to stop and fumble with the holsters like we did, and they didn’t waste any time. They just went out and got it done.”

The RO stepped up to the old man and Jesse. “Unload and show clear on the rifles please, keep your pistols holstered, flashlight coming on,” Paul said. The old man and Jesse got up, unloaded and showed clear chambers to Paul.

The scorer putted by on his ATV as the old man and Jesse walked back to the line. Paul was looking at his timer and shaking his head. Of all the teams he’d RSO’ed tonight, this team was the fastest at 32.2 seconds by at least a ten- second margin. Now the question was how good were the shots they took? As they walked back, Paul took a can of white spray paint out of a pant pocket, and went to the poppers to spray the hit. Jesse looked at the old man’s popper, “Head shot? Or was that an accident Papa?” She grinned.

The old man smiled. “Of course. Am I going to see a body shot on yours?”

“Nah. Right eye, Papa.”

They walked to the other popper, and sure enough Jesse’s shot was close enough to be called a right-eye shot. Paul just shook his head and sprayed the target. They walked back to the line in silence, and thanked Paul for RO’ing for them. They went straight to the truck, put the rifles away and headed to the hotel.

Paul was surprised they didn’t ask about their scores, but then again, they weren’t the normal team, either.  He went over to the scoring table, showed the lady the timer, and she whistled. Paul cocked his head and looked at her. “What was that for, Merle?”

“Well, they’re second fastest, and based on their shots, they’re actually leading. How good were the hits on the poppers?”

“Merle, they were jogging, and I don’t think either one even broke stride, two head shots, and they just kept on trucking. How good were the shots?”

“X and a ten ring, Paul.”

“Damn, and she’s shooting a lever gun, Merle! Tomorrow should be interesting!”

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