You know the bloom is off the rose…

When the comedians start hitting on BO… 

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree…and think 25 to life would be  appropriate.    –Jay Leno

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.   –Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s’ new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.   –Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.        –Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners.         –David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America!       –Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers.       –Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.      –David Letterman

h/t Joey

Comments

You know the bloom is off the rose… — 11 Comments

  1. They’re all excellent. I tried to pick my favorite and can’t put one above the other.

  2. White Feminist Woman at Georgetown University working in the admissions department openly admitted that she REJECTED white men’s applications simply because they were WHITE MEN.

    Brief: A female advisor in the admissions department at Georgetown University has been caught openly admitting that she committed the CRIME of discrimination based on people’s race and gender in the application process.

    This has the potential to create a large scale lawsuit against Georgetown University, and with the momentum building at the rate it is building, seems very likely that will be the outcome.

    Below are the main links to all of the information regarding this news story and case.

    http://www.crimesagainstfathers.com/australia/Forums2/tabid/369/forumid/232/threadid/6149/scope/posts/Default.aspx

    http://www.avoiceformen.com/georgetown-university-and-men/georgetown-university-in-a-cover-up/

  3. Makes me smile that some of the Chicago Jesus’ front men are getting weary of him.

  4. Go into the parking lot of about any fedeal facility outside of the hill and you will see more NO-Bama bumper stickers than any place in American.

  5. John- Thanks!

    PH- Yep!

    Brigid- TRUE! 🙂 Happened to be at one today and you are CORRECT!!!