Aviation Art…

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Duxford became home to the 78th Fighter Group when they arrived in England with their P-47B Thunderbolts in 1943. The objective of the American fighter units was to gain air superiority over the Luftwaffe in support of their daylight bombing campaign. By 1944 they achieved their objective. Richard Taylor commemorates the valiant contribution of the 78th Fighter Group with a fine new rendition showing P-47D Thunderbolts departing Duxford en route for the north coast of France, and a low-level strafing mission. It is the spring of 1944, and with the Normandy invasion just days away, the Thunderbolts are already painted with invasion markings. The checkerboard pattern was used by the entire group.

Let the fun and games begin…

PPP and Jace are spending a few days…

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Out come the toys…

Note to self- Wear shoes when I stumble out to get coffee in the morning… Sigh

Looking forward to a few days with them, so light blogging and commenting. Go read the folks on the sidebar!

Reality check…

If you’re an old fart, you’ll remember how ‘we’ grew up…

By today’s standards, none of us were supposed to ever make it.

HIGH SCHOOL —  1957  vs  2016

Scenario 1:

Jack goes duck hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.

1957 –  Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2016 –  School goes into lock down, FBI called,  Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again.  Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario 2:

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1957 –  Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2016 –  Police called and SWAT team arrives — they arrest both Johnny and Mark.   They are both charged with assault and both expelled – even though Johnny started it .

Scenario 3:

Jeffrey will not be in class, he disrupts other students.

1957 –  Jeffrey sent to the Principal’s office and given a good paddling by the Principal.  He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2016 –  Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin.  He becomes a zombie.  He is then tested for ADD.  The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario 4:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping. 

1957 –  Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and  becomes a successful businessman.

2016 –  Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang.  The state psychologist is told by Billy’s sister that she remembers being spanked herselfand their dad goes to prison.  Billy’s mom has an affair with the psychologist.

Scenario 5:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 –  Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock .

2016 –  The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations.  His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario 6:

Pedro fails high school English.

1957 –  Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.

2016 –  Pedro’s cause is taken up by a radical group.   Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement forgraduation is racist.  ACLU files a class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro’s English teacher.  English is then banned from the basic curriculum.  Pedro is given his diploma anyway, but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario 7:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed..

1957 –  Ants die.

2016 –  ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called.  Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism.   The FBI investigates his parents – and all siblings are removed from their home. All computers are confiscated.  Johnny’s dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario 8:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee ..   He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.  Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957   In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2016  Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.  She faces 3 years in State Prison.  Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

TBT…

8 years…

Somewhere around 3000 hours… I started in P-3s sittin on the ‘rail’ as it was known…

Started in the left station as a SS (Sensor Station)2 operator, then qualified as a SS1, the second seat from the left. These are AQA-7(V)3 units, along with the rest of the airplane were highly classified back in the day, now… Totally unclassified! The AQA-7 used thermal paper that was ‘burned’ by the four little spikes you see above the lower control panel.

Bravo Rail

The real PITA was changing the ‘pins’ that burned the paper in flight, as they were about the thickness of a needle, and had to be inserted into the pins very carefully…

“Fun” to do when you were bouncing around…

And even more ‘fun’ was to accidentally stick your metal ten points too far down and catch one of the pens… You got a nice little shock, but it WOULD wake you up! 🙂

Long hours on patrol, some good, some bad. But the crews did what had to be done, day in, day out in all kinds of weather.

This is the fallout of Sequestration…

The lack of funding for maintenance and cutting force structure is coming home to roost…

Foxnews.com had a report HERE, the Marines are really in the hurt locker, since they are flying the oldest F-18s in the military. I met LTC (Crash) Thomas, CO of VMFA-312 last year in Okinawa during one of my trips out that way. He had just taken over the squadron and was trying to get his last three birds all the way to Okinawa, including the one that had caught fire on him.

Frustrated did not begin to describe his attitude, or the XO, MO or Gunner as trying to get parts out of the supply system, and get maintenance done required multiple fights with the military phone system and 12 hour out of sequence (time wise) calls back to Beaufort, plus calls to the other sites where the three birds were stuck AWP. I was there a week, and he still hadn’t gotten all the birds there, with maintainers, parts in transit and airplanes scattered hither and yon.

But they were flying missions daily out of Okinawa, and managing to keep the other seven birds up. Kudos to all those folks!!!

The Navy is in ‘slightly’ better shape, but they are also at minimal available acft on their home cycles and pilots are getting the minimum of 4 hours a month, rather than actually getting the combat proficiency training, range operations and other flights they need to actually maintain their warfighting capabilities in top form!

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Sarah Hoyt put a post up last Friday that reminded me of something I did back in the late 80s…

As Sarah said, there are ‘many’ who care more about the labels on the clothes to show their status within their peer group, than the actual clothes themselves. It was either September or October of ’88, and I got stuck with a trip to South Korea to coordinate some exercise stuff with them.

Now at the time, we all knew about the ‘good deal’ buys around Seoul for various things from clothes to sweaters to shoes (Reebock and Adidas come to mind). At the time these weren’t knock off’s per se, but ‘overruns’ from orders made by middlemen in the US for various cooperations…

Since the kids were little, they tended to go through things like sweaters, jackets and shoes in a BIG hurry. They either wore them out, or outgrew them in what seemed like a matter of days…

Anyhoo, I got to talking with a ROK Navy Commander, and asked him where he would recommend I go. Since we were off the next day, he offered to take me to a few places. I gratefully accepted and EARLY (like 0600 early), he picked me up and off we went. He drove for probably close to an hour, and we finally pulled up in front of a large unmarked building somewhere south of Seoul.

Getting out, he escorted me into a shabby office on one corner of the building, and after a good five minutes of back and forth in Korean, with the occasional question to me about sizes (I was trying to buy the size the girls were, and the next larger size too), which apparently confused the hell out of them.

I was finally led to a storage room and pointed to a table with probably 100 sweaters laid out on it, and told to pick the ones I wanted. Since the girls didn’t like the same colors, I was able to finally pick two designs, and brought them over to the manager. He rattled off some directions to an assistant, and within a couple of minutes, two of each sweater showed up.

I figured it was a done deal at that point, and asked the CDR how much I owed for the four sweaters. He had another back and forth, and I was led to another room filled with women and sewing machines. He opened a sample book, and it was full of labels!

Sears, Pennys, Lord & Taylor, Macy’s, Neiman Marcus, etc! Being from the southwest, I went with Neiman Marcus labels just for the hell of it. A few minutes later, the sweaters were brought back, now with the ‘correct’ labels sewn in.

If I remember correctly, I paid $32 for all four sweaters.

The CDR next took me to a warehouse that had Reebock tennis shoes, and I bought four pairs of leather tennis shoes for the kids, and paid around $16 for them. (I remember I had around $60 on me, and I came back with money).

Fast forward to Christmas, I got curious and hit some of the stores in SFO looking for the sweaters.  I found them in every store!!! With prices ranging from the low $30 range in Sears and Pennys, to $125 or so in Macy’s and Lord & Taylor. I never did find out what Neiman Marcus sold theirs for, but I’d guess something over $150!

For the SAME sweaters I’d paid $8 for in Korea!!! My ex was deathly afraid the sweaters would get stolen after one of the other mothers apparently asked how the girls could afford Neiman Marcus… So I think they maybe got to wear them 5-6 times before they outgrew them…

Sigh…

The next year I got Icelandic wool sweaters, with no labels… And the kids wore the hell out of them without a question ever being asked…

Aviation Art…

Sorry, the scheduler didn’t schedule…

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Having talked to a few Brits that flew the “Shacks” as the Shackeltons were known, their instructors were the guys that few the Sunderlands during WWII. To a man, they said the ‘boys’ that flew the Sunderlands were crazier than bedbugs!

They had NO altitude restrictions, and one Group Commander remembered on one of his early training flights they almost hit the water, due to the instructor ‘forgetting’ the Shacks weren’t flying boats…

Reflections…

It’s been an interesting couple of weeks…

First it was a week of volunteering… And working with a friend, in an ‘unusual’ environment… HERE is his post. But I will take exception to #18, it wasn’t a smile, it was a grimace… 6 miles a day, only a few months after knee surgery.  800MG Motrin was my friend!

Southern BBQ is NOT Texas BBQ… It’s good, but the sauces are entirely different…

This past week was spent in Jacksonville, at a Symposium for the ASW and Reconnaissance community. These two Admirals were my commissioning board, 25 years ago when they were O-6s. I wonder if they would have done it knowing what they know now…

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One of them murmured something about a courts martial, but I don’t think I heard him right… LOL

Briefings, dinners, golf and more meetings, including with the WWII veterans made for a truly great week. my TBT post, HERE, talked about the briefings the vets gave…

And meeting the ‘kids’ who have filled our shoes in the community and are taking the various programs forward, including transitioning from the venerable P-3, now going on 54 years old, with the potential to still be flying for another 10 years, to the brand new P-8 Poseidon (a modified 737-800) and the new systems it contains…

We all got a good laugh out of the media fixation that the P-8 is a ‘spy’ plane… It’s primary mission is ASW, which is keeping everyone busy with the Chinese, and resurgence of the Russian Navy. The secondary is search/rescue coordination, e.g. MH370, and the three sailors in Micronesia, HERE.

It was funny, in a sad way last night, when some of us old farts got to chatting at the social about our favorite bars…

The Brass Nut, the Fly Trap, George the Crooks, China Fleet, The Tennis Club, Club Masirah, ‘Po City and VP alley, BC Club, and a few others. Including when the Stag Bar in the club used to have strippers come in on Friday… 🙂

And a young, if thirty-something is young, O-4 said he’d never even HEARD of any of the places we were talking about, much less strippers in military clubs. Sigh…

Come to find out he was BORN in 1982… Double sigh…

And the Lieutenants, I swear look about fourteen! One of the admirals said something to the effect of, “Ghad, did we ever look that young?”

One of his cohorts replied, “No, you were a grouchy old asshole as a LTJG, and you’ve only gotten worse over the years.”  That cracked all of us up, and left the younger officers shaking their heads in wonder (They’ve apparently heard stories)…

And might have paid attention the Admiral Harris’ speech on Wednesday night, about callsigns that were in HIS logbook as instructors from back in the day, including three that were in our little conversation…

More and more of us are totally retired, either by choice or due to disabilities, and we were joking about how long it would be before we would be the wheelchair brigade!

That brought up the number of folks that had passed in the last year, and we had a toast to them, knowing we will be following them, sooner or later.

It was a great week, and sadly much too short, but the kids have to get back to work, and us old farts need to get some rest. All that exercise and travel had us reaching for the Aleve on a regular basis…

Can’t wait until next year!!!

The Grey Man, one more tease…

Can’t Win Them All

The old man started to turn onto three-eighty-five south and glanced over to the little grocery store parking lot to make sure nobody was coming out. An older Hispanic male was walking toward the door, and that tickled something in the back of the old man’s mind. Where do I know that sumbitch from? Wants and warrants? Or did I arrest him? Shit…

Pulling into the little parking lot, he turned around and started to pull behind the truck the Hispanic was driving, but saw that he’d parked where he could pull straight out. Backing up at an angle, he tried to get over by the gas pumps and fake getting gas. He wanted to run the plates, but Ortiz was giving a long report over the radio.

He scribbled the plate number in his wheel book, then looked up to see the Hispanic walking from the store back toward his truck. The old man grabbed the mic and said, “Dispatch, car four out with one Hispanic male, three-eighty-five and Gallagher.” He hopped out of the car, telling Yogi to stay, and walked quickly toward the man, “Senor, solo un minuto!”

The Hispanic glanced at the old man, and continued quickly toward his truck. The old man jogged over, unsnapping the holster and putting his hand on the 1911, “Dentener! Do not get in the truck, Senor!” The Hispanic male opened the door, jumped in and started the truck as the old man got to the window, 1911 drawn, “Dentener!”

The Hispanic male peeled out of the parking lot as the old man holstered his pistol, turned and ran for his car, “Dispatch, car four. Pursuit, one Hispanic male, jeans, dirty white wife beater t-shirt, camo gimme cap. Eastbound on Gallager.”

The old man jumped back in the car, and took off after the truck, lights and siren going. He saw the truck turn right in the distance, and slid through a turn onto South Texas, but didn’t see the truck. He kept going south, looking at each cross street. He killed the lights and siren, and heard other units responding, then heard the sheriff, “John, where are you?”

The old man picked up the mic, “Texas and El Paso, Jose. I lost him. Break, dispatch plate is hotel echo november three two seven three.” The old man pounded on the steering wheel in frustration and thought about where he was and where the Hispanic male, Ortega, dammit, Jorge Ortega, that sumbitch has a bunch of warrants out!

Dispatch came back, “Car four, plate comes back to two thousand six Chevrolet pickup, light brown, registered to Edward Bonin. Address as follows.”

As the sheriff pulled up along with a city car, the old man keyed the mic, “Dispatch, runner was Jorge Ortega, Hispanic male, mid-forties, five nine, five ten, one sixty. Check wants and warrants, he’s got some outstanding.” Dropping the mic in disgust, he got out of the car and walked to where Sergeant Alvarado from city and the sheriff were sitting, “Sumbitch got away from me. Ortiz wouldn’t get off the damn radio long enough for me to get a word in edgewise. Ortega made me, and ran, even after I pulled my pistol on him.”

Alvarado whistled, “That boy didn’t want to be stopped did he?”

The old man shook his head grimly, “Nope. And I was stupid. I should have gone in the store after him, but if that had gone wrong, nobody would have known where I was.” Looking up he saw Ortiz and two other city officers pulling up.

The sheriff said, “We’ll handle that later. We thought you were in a foot chase, from the initial report.”

The old man chuckled ruefully, “Nah, I was running for the car after the sumbitch hauled ass on me.”

Dispatch came over the radio, “Car four, Jorge Ortega wants/warrants, nine. Drug dealing, theft, grand theft. Three to five in Huntsville, released January third this year. All wants/warrants since January. Call in to probation to get a current address.”

Ortiz came up, “What happened, Captain?”

The old man growled, and the sheriff jumped in, “Ortiz, y’all spread out. Check parking lots, apartments, alleys. Let’s see if we can at least find the truck.”

Alvarado smiled and waved at the sheriff and old man, “We’ll scour the area and see what we can come up with.”

“Thanks Sarge, sorry I let this one get away!” The old man replied. Turning to the sheriff he continued, “I’m getting old and slow, Jose. I wasn’t sure it was Ortega initially, and it didn’t come to me till a few minutes ago who he was.”

The sheriff clapped the old man on the shoulder, “You can’t win ‘em all, John. And your batting average is a lot better than most in that respect. Let’s go see what we can dig up, okay”

The old man nodded, and they went back to their respective cars, rolling through the area, and seeing numerous other county and city units as the crisscrossed the entire neighborhood.

***

The old man was sitting at Miguel’s eating a couple of tacos while Yogi ate his from a bowl under the table and Miguel laughed as the old man related the tale of the morning’s aborted pursuit. Suddenly the old man’s radio went off, “Dispatch, car four. Your suspect vehicle located behind a duplex on Mill Street. Address as follows.”

The old man whipped out his wheel book and copied down the address, “Dispatch, notify city, we need to do a takedown on that duplex. I’m ten away.” Looking up at Miguel, he said, “This one may have a happy ending yet.” Handing Miguel ten dollars, he hopped up, “Come on Yogi, let’s go.”

Miguel laughed, “Good luck, Senor. Take the bad ones off the street please!”

The old man nodded as Yogi caught the old man’s mood, beating him to the car, pawing at the back door. The old man shook his head, “Just a minute dog. Damn, it’s not like we’re going to be able to do anything as soon as we get there.”

The sheriff came on, “Let’s meet at the tanks on Gonzales Loop. Then we’ll go from there.”

As the old man started to key the mic, he heard Sergeant Alvarado, “Dispatch, city is enroute with three cars.”

Ortiz chimed in, “Two-fourteen is five out.”

The old man finally keyed the mic, “Car four is eight out.”

The old man’s phone rang, and he jerked it out of the holster and hit speaker, “Hello?”

“John, Jose. We’re going to need to let city play. I’m thinking you and Alvarado take the front, Ortiz and I will take the back corners, and the other city and Hart can take the other side of the duplex. That leaves one city out front if we get a runner out the windows.”

The old man replied, “Makes sense. I’m pretty sure Hart knows this guy by sight, so it shouldn’t be an issue.”

“Okay, see you in a couple.” The old man disconnected and dropped the phone back in its holster.

***

After the sheriff laid out the details of the takedown and who would be positioned where, all of the officers started getting into position. When the sheriff and Ortiz came over the radio that they were in position, the old man keyed the mic, “Okay, we’re going in the front. Alvarado and Hart will block the two driveways.”

Slamming the car to a stop in front of the house, the old man jumped from the car, saying “Yogi, sit, stay!” He slammed the door closed as Alvarado jumped out of his car and met the old man at the front door. He courteously motioned to Alvarado to lead, as he stepped to the side and drew his 1911, holding it down at his side.

Alvarado knocked loudly, “Police department, we have a search warrant, open the door please!” He knocked again loudly and just started to yell again, when the front door was opened by a mousy, tattooed female, a small boy in her arms. “We’re looking for Jorge Ortega, is he here?”

She mutely shook her head, and the old man led her over to Beeman, the other city officer out front, to keep an eye on.

Peripherally, the old man saw Hart and another city officer enter the other half of the duplex, but he ignored that. Following Alvarado into the duplex, they quickly cleared the two bedrooms and the rest of the rooms, searching each of them thoroughly. He an Alvarado emerged at the same time as Hart and the city officer, and Hart mutely shook his head.

Taking out his wheel book, the old man walked over to the woman, “Do you know whose truck that is behind your duplex?”

She spat, “Yes, it’s Jorge’s. You missed him by about twenty minutes. His other girlfriend came and got him, since my car’s broke.”

The old man did a double take, “Uh, do you know what kind of car they are in, and where they might be going?”

“It’s an old silver van, and she lives over in section eight on Sherer Street. I don’t know which apartment, but it’s in the middle, upstairs.”

Writing quickly, he asked, “Do you know her name?”

She looked up at him, “Something Jackson, Shaniqua or something like that. She’s young!

He asked one more question, “Do you know if Jorge has a cell phone on him?”

She shook her head, grinning, “No, it’s in the house on the kitchen counter where he left it. You want it? Take it!”

Alvarado headed back into the house, returning moments later with a beat up cell phone, “This it?”

She nodded, “Yes, that’s it.”

***

Forty minutes later, the old man, the sheriff and Sergeant Alvarado had to admit they’d hit a dry hole on this one, as neither of them, nor the van were there. The manager had let them into the apartment, but other than a few drugs, which they’d marked into evidence and given to city, held nothing that would have helped in locating Ortega.

The sheriff shrugged philosophically, “Well, there is always tomorrow. I guess you need to go add another warrant to Mr. Ortega’s growing resume, John.”

The old man shook his head, “Yowza boss, I be writin’ boss.” Shaking hands with Alvarado, he said, “Thanks for the backup, and sorry we came up dry twice.”

Alvarado held up the evidence bag, “Not totally dry, and we’ll see what we can do with Ms. Jackson, when we catch up with her. This still beats sitting in the office all day.”

***

Over dinner the old man had regaled Jesse and Aaron with the events of the day with Ortega, and Aaron asked a number of probing questions about law enforcement and how they’d gone about the searches and what the next steps were.

Finally, the old man pushed back from the table, walked over and picked up the coffee pot, “Coffee anybody?”

Jace toddled over, holding his hands up, and the old man laughed, “I don’t think so Jace.” He poured himself a cup, and looked at Jesse and Aaron.

Jesse shook her head, but Aaron said, “Sure, why not.”

The old man pulled another cup down, poured it and brought them both to the table, handing one to Aaron. He sat back down with a sigh, and turned to face them. “I’ve got to go down to Mexico for a couple of weeks, take care of a little business. I’ll be taking off Saturday.”

Jesse asked, “This is in connection with the meetings down in Laredo?”

The old man nodded, “Yep, got to meet up with a Mexican Marine down in Cozumel. There are some issues they want some help with.”

Aaron perked up, “Mexican Marines? I’ve worked with those guys. They are probably the least corrupt bunch in Mexico. Pretty good shooters too!”

The old man asked carefully, “How long ago did you work with them?”

“About two, no three years ago now. Just before we deployed. Down below Acapulco. We did some counter drug and counter personnel stuff,” Aaron said with a smile. “Fun times!”

Jesse looked sharply at the old man, “Papa, what are you leading up to?”

Steeling himself, he said, “Well, I was thinking Aaron might like to go down there, and since he’s got some experience with the Mexican Marines. I’ve never dealt with them. Might get a little shooting in with them too.”

Jesse sighed, “What kind of shooting, Papa? And why now? It’s almost Thanksgiving.”

The old man shifted, “Well, it needs to happen sooner rather than later. There is a timeframe issue for what they want me to work with them on.”

Jesse gave Aaron an unfathomable look, then said, “If you want to go Aaron, go ahead and go.”

Aaron looked at her, “Are you sure?”

Jesse said, “You can go. Maybe you and Papa can talk and he can help you sort out what you want to do. I know you’re not happy sitting around here.”

Aaron started to reply, and Jesse just held up her hand, “Don’t lie. Just don’t.” Jesse picked up Jace and headed down the hall, leaving the two men sitting at the table.

The old man looked at Aaron, “Well, that didn’t work out too well. I’m sorry if I put you on the spot Aaron.”

Aaron grimaced, “More like I’ve put myself on the spot. Nothing you did, sir. But if you think I’d be a help…”

The old man nodded, “You would be. There will be some shooting.”

Aaron replied, “Then I’m in. That I know how to do.”

Usual disclaimer, not edited yet, but almost done…

Hope y’all enjoy it!