A bit of humor…

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:

(You can’t make up this stuff….)

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I’ve never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It’s getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don’t know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I’ve suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I’ve seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can’t trust. He cheats so much, I’m not even sure the baby I’m carrying is his.

……..Remember, these people vote…(but only if they can be transported to the polling place!)

The Grey Man- Another ‘Tease’…

Getting the feedback from the alpha readers now, getting ready to send book 2 off to the editors…

Here’s another chapter to ‘prove’ I’m actually working on it…

Pre-edit, so pardon my lousy punctuation skills…

Any Units

The old man eased north on Hwy 18, looking forward to a quiet evening with Jesse and Aaron before they left in the morning.  Suddenly his reverie was interrupted by a broadcast on common, “Any units, any units, officer needs assistance; I-ten east, mile marker two-two-six.  Shots fired, shots fired. White Ford van, Texas plates, at least two Hispanic males shot responding officer and are running east.”

Realizing he was passing under I-10, he turned on to ten west and lit up code three.  As he picked up the mic to report in, he heard a choppy voice over the radio, “This is Ranger Boone, I’m trailing the subject vehicle in my helo.  They’ve slowed back down to the speed limit.  Recommend setting up a roadblock somewhere west of Fort Stockton with available units.  These guys need to be stopped before they get into a metro area.”

The old man keyed up, “County car four, ten west at two-five-six, code three.”

The sheriff came on, “County car one, ten west at two-four-eight.”

A couple of troopers and various other sheriff’s department vehicles chimed in with locations and the sheriff finally said, “All units, we’ll set a road block at two-four-five.  Ranger, can you tell how much clear space they have in front of them?”

Clay answered moments later, “Looks like about two miles clear in front of them and they’re maintaining speed of about seventy-five.  If you’re going for a block, I’d shut down westbound as soon as possible.”

The sheriff keyed the radio, “Car two one five, as soon as you get to two-four-six, get a block going. Car four, meet me in the median two-four-five.  Troopers, respond to two-four-five also please.  Cars two oh four and two oh six, get off on the access roads at two-four-six, block and standby.”

Five minutes later, the old man pulled off in the median at mile marker two-four-five, meeting the sheriff and trooper sergeant. As he clicked on the external speaker, he heard Clay report the suspect vehicle was at mile marker two-three-six.  The sheriff looked quickly around, “Okay, here’s the plan.  As soon as the cars in front of the suspects go by, we pull out and completely block the road.  Let’s see if they will try to shoot their way through us, or turn around and run the other way.  Sarge, you’ve got guys coming in behind them, right?”

The sergeant replied, “Yeah, I’ve got two cars coming hard.  Maybe slow them down and have them ready if the suspects decide to jump the median and head west?”

“Sounds like a plan. Reeves County has four cars coming also, and two at the original scene with the wounded trooper; they’re sneaking through traffic behind the suspects, backing cars off,” the sheriff said.  Two more cars slid in one was Deputy Hart, the other a trooper car with two officers.  Looking at the old man the sheriff said, “John, I need you to be the shooter, we’ll leave your car where it is, and you can go over my hood if you need to.”

The old man replied, “Roger, be right back,” and headed to the trunk of his car.  Removing the MRAD from its hard case, he loaded two magazines with ammo, pulled out the laser range finder, and walked calmly back to the front of his car stuffing earplugs into his ears.  Holding the rifle against his hip, he just stood waiting as Clay came over the radio, “I can see y’all, maybe thirty seconds until the two ahead of the suspects are past y’all.  You better get ready.”

All the officers jumped back into their respective cars except the old man and one trooper who came over carrying an M-16.  He remarked, “Just like the old days, I got a damn poodle shooter and nothing to do unless it gets up close and personal.  What caliber is that monster?”

The old man chuckled, “Three-three-eight Lapua.  I don’t plan on it getting up close and personal if I can help it!”

Two cars zipped by and the sheriff and others pulled onto the interstate, blocking it shoulder to shoulder.  The old man quickly set up across the hood of the sheriff’s car, and took a sight picture just as Clay reported, “Looks like the suspects have stopped, I see one out with some kind of long rifle in his hand, looking at y’all.  I’m guessing they’re about a half mile from you, maybe a little less.”

The trooper with the M-16 pointed to the laser range finder and asked, “Need a range?”

The old man glanced over, “Sure, appreciate that.  And make damn sure you’re not to the side of this sucker if I have to shoot.  And I hope you’ve got ears!”

The trooper dug into his pocket and shoved a pair of foam ear plugs in quickly, then laid out to get a good range, “Twelve-seventy-six it looks like.”

The old man dialed 1276 into the BORS on top of the MRADs scope and settled in again.  Mumbling quietly under his breath as he did so.  Clay came over the radio again, “Looks like they’re gonna run somewhere.  Can anybody disable them?”

The sheriff ran over, “John, can you take out the engine?”

The old man shifted aim slightly, “Just tell me when.”

The sheriff and trooper sergeant held a hurried conversation, then the sheriff came back saying formally, “You are authorized to disable their vehicle.  You may fire when ready.”

The old man immediately said, “Target.”

BOOM!

He rode the scope as everyone around him cussed, and saw pieces of the grill and apparently the radiator fly off as the one suspect outside the vehicle jumped.  He was able to see what looked like liquid dripping from under the hood, and said, “Good hit, at least radiator and unless I miss my guess, dead center of the engine block behind it.”

Clay suddenly yelled into the radio, “Shots fired, shots fired, they’re shooting at y’all!”

Everyone except the old man ducked, he just shifted aim slightly, “I’ve got the shooter lined up.  Your call Sheriff.”

Clay came on the radio again, “More shooters unloading from the rear, now three with weapons sighted.  Ah shit, one finally noticed me.  I’m gonna move off a ways.”

The sheriff and trooper sergeant were in another consultation, and finally the sheriff came over, “John can you just take the one shooting out?”

“Yeah, he’s hiding behind the passenger’s door, and it’s clear behind him, I’ll be shooting out into the waste area and Riley road is probably another mile beyond that. Have Clay check me clear on Riley and the service road if you would.”

Bullets continued to occasionally ping down around the vehicles or skip off the road with little to no accuracy, so the old man waited patiently, finally the sheriff said, “You’re clear, shoot when ready.”

“Target.”

      BOOM!

He rode the scope as everyone cussed again, and saw pieces of the window glass erupt from the door as the shooter crumpled to the ground, his rifle flying off to the left side of the truck saying, “Good hit, one down, no movement.”

Clay came over the radio saying, “Looks like that got their attention, people are throwing guns down and holding their hands up, and the driver is climbing out of the van, looks like he’s wounded.”

The sheriff sent Deputy Hart and the one of the troopers down to handle the situation, as the other trooper turned to the old man, “That was some pretty damn good shooting for bit over a half mile!  What is that on top of the scope, and what were you mumbling, I couldn’t hear you with the foamies in.”

The old man stayed on the scope till the two cars arrived, then lifted the rifle, popped the magazine out and cleared it, then sat it on the top of the sheriff’s car pointed off to the South, “It’s called a BORS, it’s a mini-calculator you pre-program with the ballistics of the round, and when you plug in the distance, it automatically computes the correct drop and other environmental stuff.  Probably what I was mumbling was drop calculations, I still do that in case things go south.”

“How far did that bullet drop?”  The trooper asked, “I don’t think the M-16 could have even gotten on that far unless it was bouncing down the concrete.”

The old man looked up, noting the reddish tint to the clouds as the sun continued setting in the west, “About five hundred eighteen inches, give or take a couple.  Bit of wind, kinda quartering right to left, so I was holding on the driver’s side mirror for the first shot, and the center of the windshield for the second shot…”

Deputy Hart came over the radio, “Scene is secure, three in custody,  two with injuries; request ambulance at this time.  Oh yeah, and a big load of drugs in the back of the van.”

Clay landed his helicopter behind the van and climbed out as the old man and the sheriff rolled up.  Clay walked up to the back of the van and whistled, “Yeah, that’s a shit ton of dope, probably cocaine, and I’m betting it’s uncut too!”  He came over to the body where the sheriff and the old man were standing.

The trooper sergeant walked over, “Center mass on both the engine and the shooter.  Helluva nice job there Captain.  You probably saved some lives today.”

The old man nodded, “Yeah, maybe, but I hate like hell that I had to shoot that guy.  It’s another one that will haunt me,” pointing to the western sky he continued, “But it’s a good day for us not to die.  How do you want to handle the reporting?”

“Well, it was initially our scene at two-two-nine, so we’re just going to call this a continuation, unless you have a problem with it?”

“Nope, just tell me what you need, and I’ll get it done.  I would like to get out of here as soon as I can, my granddaughter and her new hubby are at the ranch and leaving tomorrow for California, so I would like to spend a bit of time with them.  You want the rifle for ballistics checks?”  The old man asked.

“Nah, if we could have a sample round…”

The old man handed the sergeant one out of his shirt pocket and asked, “When do you need the full report?”

“I’ll take a quick and dirty tonight, and a full report in the next couple of days,” the sergeant replied.

The old man went back to his car, pulled his clipboard and a blank report form out and sat in the driver’s seat filling it out in detail, as the other two troopers pulled random packages of drugs and tested them, coming up with bright blue on every package.  The trooper who had not been spotting said, “That old man is just plain cold, or crazy; I just don’t know which one.  Sumbitch never even flinched when that thug started firing, and he took him out like it was nothing more than target practice on a range.  And making those shots at that range?  How the fuck do you do that?  It’s like he’s not human.”

The second trooper turned to him, “You weren’t ever in the military were you?”

“No, why?”

The second trooper said, “That old man has probably been in more shit than I ever saw in Iraq and Afghanistan, and he’s just like most snipers I worked with in the Army.  They don’t think or act like us.  They’re on a different plane of existence.  Most of ‘em are old country boy hunters and fishermen, and they grew up outside.  Nothing really gets them upset; hell, most of ‘em have fantastic vision too, you see that old man isn’t wearing glasses, either to drive or fill out paperwork?  I’m betting he’s still got twenty-twenty or better.  And those shots?  Right around thirteen hundred yards; you’re not going to do that without being steady as hell, which means controlling heart rate, breathing, and a hundred other little things.  Like reading the wind, he said he was holding on the center of the windshield to take that shooter down.  That’s damn near six feet from where the bullet hit.  But it was a one shot kill to the chest.”

“But he didn’t react to killing that guy, even after it was over, he never reacted,” the first trooper said.

“Nope, not that we’ll ever see.  But I’m betting he’ll deal with it later and in his own private way.  I’m just thankful he’s on our side.  Let’s wrap this up, looks like about a hundred keys of pure coke based on our testing,” the second trooper said.  When they walked around from the back of the van, they noted the old man was already gone.

A half hour later, the old man pulled into the ranch yard, listening to the yelps of the puppies coming from the front door.  Shaking his head, he wondered what ever prompted him to get another damn dog, especially right now.

I’m hoping for a fall debut for book two, the title is going to be The Grey Man- Payback.

Again, thanks for the comments and feedback from book 1, and thank you for the reviews too!

WWII Poster…

It’s the Coast Guard, and their women’s reserves… Called SPARS.

Coast Guard Rec WWII

I believe this was done by J. Valentine, but I can’t dig out much information on him. Sorry…

Oh yeah, a bit of history on the SPARS…

SPARS was the nickname for the United States Coast Guard Women’s Reserve, created 23 November 1942 with the signing of Public Law 773 by President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. The name is the contraction of the Coast Guard motto: Semper Paratus and its English translation, Always Ready. The name also refers to a spar in nautical usage.

Like the other women’s reserves, such as the Women’s Army Corps and the WAVES, it was created to free men from stateside service in order to fight overseas.

Captain Dorothy C. Stratton was the first director of the SPARS, and she is credited with creating the nickname for the organization. Stratton also pointed out that the name also could refer to the “Four Freedoms”;Speech, Press, Assembly, and Religion. The Coast Guard closely followed the Navy WAVES model, with officer training at the Coast Guard Academy. Their goal was 1000 officers and 10,000 enlisted; 1,914 women were trained in boot camp at Hunter College’s Bronx campus.

The Coast Guard has named two cutters in honor of the Spar organization; USCGC Spar (WLB-403) was a 180-foot (55 m) sea going buoy tender commissioned in June 1944 and decommissioned in 1997, and USCGC Spar (WLB-206), a 225-foot (69 m) seagoing buoy tender currently home-ported in Kodiak, Alaska.

It’s enough to make one wonder…

Veteran dies in the Albuquerque Veterans Affairs hospital cafeteria because he had to wait 15-20 minutes for an ambulance to be dispatched…

The kicker?  He was 500 yards from the ER in a different building…

Full AP article HERE.

This flag doesn’t fly…

Vandy flag 2

The Floral Flag is 740 feet long and 390 feet wide and maintains the proper Flag dimensions, as described in Executive Order #10834 This Flag is 6.65 acres and is the first Floral Flag to be planted with 5 pointed Stars, comprised of White Larkspur. Each Star is 24 feet in diameter, each Stripe is 30 feet wide.

This Flag is estimated to contain more than 400,000 Larkspur plants with 4-5 flower stems each, for a total of more than 2 million flowers.

For our soldiers….

From the air  it looks like this…

Vandy flag

A Reminder…

Craig reminded me via email, many of us have given an oath…

There were some others along the way but this is the one I will recall until I am no longer.

“I solemnly swear that I will support, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution and these United States of America against all enemies, foreign or domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I will obey the lawful orders of the Commander in Chief and of my superior officers; that I will well and faithfully execute and discharge the duties of the office which I am about to enter; that I will do no harm but will, without reservation, preserve, protect, and defend the interests and life of those to whom I am called to aid; that I undertake this obligation freely, without reservation, evasion, or coercion; that to these endeavors and to my fellows I pledge my life, my fortune, and my sacred honor.

So, help me, God.” 

This one doesn’t have an expiration date either…

On the way back yesterday I had a rather interesting conversation with a very nice young lady with an ‘interesting’ accent…

She is an PHD astrophysicist working at NASA Goddard with the Hubble Telescope (very impressive and lost me in the first five minutes)…

But…

The interesting part is she was born in Bosnia-Herzegovina, and her family escaped the war when she was about ten years old.  They came here legally as political refugees, and all, ALL of them are now US citizens.  She talked about going back and seeing the ruin of what was once her home, the dispirited people who remain, and the lack of recovery due to basically a corrupt administration and no economy anyone is willing to invest in.  She does go back and tries to help where she can, but admitted there is not much she can do.  I asked her if she would be where she is today, had she stayed…

She looked at me like I was an idiot (yeah, I know)… And said she would never have had the chance.  And she wanted to get back so she could go to the fireworks! 🙂

These are the folks that will make the next generation great, NOT the ones currently flooding across the Southern border…

And since it’s the 4th… All American food!

4th food

I’m going to sneak down to Ft. Myer and watch the fireworks…  I hope y’all have had a good day, and take a moment to remember those that are serving far from home today to keep us free…

A Final Hurrah???

How long since you read this?

The Declaration of Independence

As I think about the 4th of July this year, now our 238th I wonder if this is the last time we’ll celebrate freedom or even it we CAN celebrate that this year.

How did we get from this-

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

To where we are today???

PCism, the elites vs. us peons (as far as they are concerned we are only good for paying taxes, not being heard), a break down in the governance of our country, a rogue president ascribing ONLY to his own questionable moral compass who decides ‘he’ knows better and policies than frankly doom this country seem to be the norm rather than the exception (immigration=more democrat voters). When there is no thought for the Constitution (separation of powers), or Congress (legislative body), just I’m going to do what I want, things are on the downhill slide…

Partisanship that has gridlocked Congress for how many years now???

Or when law enforcement is by whim rather that the rule of law, or based on race of the perpetrator (it’s ONLY a hate crime when done by whites?), or based on party preference…

Activist judges- Who don’t follow the rule of law, but prefer to make up their own interpretation…

And don’t bother asking for documents from this administration, ain’t gonna happen until 2017 at the earliest…

Freedom? Not so much, especially if one is a gun owner. Even less if one is white, male, Christian and a gun owner. That’s four strikes right there and when you throw in veteran, now you’re a domestic terrorist…

Really???

What happened to the country I grew up in and spent 22 years defending? Have we truly become so polarized that there are NO decent people willing to run for office/stand up to the career politicians??? Is there no one left to stand against the attack dogs???

When the military becomes a pawn in social engineering games, and it’s more important to take money from them than it is to reduce funding to entitlement programs, we’re on our way to third world status… We no longer can even do the basic requirements that are in the treaties we signed around the world, much less actually stand against those who would harm us or our allies… But we throw military people away like candy; 250 here, 500 there, don’t do maintenance because it costs too much, leave people hung out to dry… “What difference does it make?”

$15/hr for burger flippers, but I don’t hear anyone calling for $15/hr for the military…

Militarization of the police, more gun laws, but shootings keep happening… Detroit, Chicago (Chiraq as some people call it), NYC, Washington,, Baltimore, Philly… Some of the strictest gun laws, but the most shootings per weekend and death tolls that beat what we were seeing in Iraq and Afghanistan, but they want MORE laws… Pro tip- They are called criminals because they don’t OBEY laws…

People refusing to take responsibility for their actions, blaming/suing others…

Attack minorities and special interest groups… Who get the will of the people overridden for their own little pet issue…

Zero tolerance (for anything gun related that is).  Remember the elementary school kid banned for pointing his finger?  Or the one that chewed a pop tart into a shape like Florida?  Any thing else, oh THAT is fine…

I truly fear for these United States, and I would humbly offer an apology to my children and grandchildren for the fact that our generation didn’t do a better job of keeping an eye on things going on back here…

The link HERE goes to our founding documents. Have you read them? Take the time to do a little research on your own. Make up your own mind, while you still can, which direction this country should go in…

Don’t trust the MSM, don’t trust the sound bites, dig around and find out what is really going on…

It’s OUR country (at least for a little while longer… maybe)…

This flag???

fireworks-flag

Or this one???

U.S._Flag_Distress_Signal

I’m not sure anymore… Sigh…

Freedom is a fragile thing and is never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people. Those who have known freedom and then lost it have never known it again.

Woo Hoo!!!

Finally got to meet the International Lord of Hate…Er…

Larry Correia… Yeah, yeah, that’s it…

Took a quick run up to Minneapolis since I saw that Larry was going to be at Uncle Hugo’s for a signing.

Really nice guy in person, lots of fun to talk with, and he’s on a whirlwind ride.   Larry is not a little boy, to put it mildly… 🙂  Sharp, knows guns, well read, does a LOT of research for his novels, and occasionally stumbles across something that just ‘has’ to go in the books…

Gotta put a plug in for Uncle Hugo’s too!  Not only new/signed books, but quite the selection of older novels/SF/mystery… I could spend hours and WAY too much money wandering around in there.

Oh yeah, Jay G/MSgt B, I took care of y’all…

And I actually ran into a couple of my readers too! 🙂

Posted from my iPhone.

Now THAT is strange…

One can only wonder about stories like this…

A Stevens Point woman found a special surprise in an unlikely place.

Five years ago, Lois Matykowski lost her wedding ring.

Matykowski had given up all hope finding it, until her dog, Tucker, led her to a shocking discovery.

Tucker is your typical mutt.

Read the whole thing HERE and chuckle in amazement…

I can’t help but wonder if the dog found it/ate it not too long ago.  Five years seems like a LONG time to sit in the pup’s belly…

But at least she got it back!

Heads up SOCAL…

Lala land is at it again…

Los Angeles is looking to follow in the footsteps of two Northern California cities that enacted bans on possessing large-capacity ammunition magazines that have stood up to Second Amendment challenges so far.

/snip/

The revised Los Angeles proposal would make possessing large-capacity magazines a misdemeanor one year after the ordinance’s adoption and give owners of the clips 60 days to surrender them, with several exceptions for law enforcement, museum collections and for magazines that hold 10 or less rounds of ammunition for firearms purchased before Jan. 1, 2000.

Full article HERE.

They tried micro-stamping, it failed… The hi-cap ban is being appealed… They tried banning ARs, it failed…

How about just enforcing the @%&() laws on the books you stupid SOBs???

For sale, needs tires and brakes…

You just can’t make stuff like this up, no one would believe it…

B-1 Bomber that got put up for sale.

About 14 years ago a B-1 bomber was in here (Billings, MT) doing practice approaches and touch and goes. On one of the landings the pilot sets his brakes on fire. He taxis in, and the airport parks him on a taxiway and then puts cones around him until parts and mechanics can be brought in from Ellsworth AFB the next day.

The next day is a Saturday, which doesn’t have much going on, so we get to laughing in the tower that maybe somebody should hang a For Sale sign on the plane. We convince one of our guys who’s well known for doing things like this that it would be a good idea.

So he takes off for the hardware store to buy a “For Sale” sign. On the way back he stops at a car dealer and gets one of those “As is/No Warranty” signs that hang in all used cars. On that sign was written something like low miles, new engines, needs brakes and tires. Those signs were taped together, and off goes our hero.

He climbs over the fence, leaving some skin on the barbed wire, and makes his way the 1000 feet or so to the aircraft. As he’s doing that, we see a couple of airport vehicles starting to gather with the recently arrived mechanics as well as the plane’s crew. Not looking good for our intrepid airplane salesman. He gets to the nose wheel and tapes the sign to the nose strut. Then he starts to make his way back from the plane as the vehicles start to head out from the shop on the way to the bomber. Somehow he makes it without being seen.

The vehicles arrive at the plane, and of course notice the sign right away. The Air Force guys are in stitches, funniest thing they’ve seen in a long time. Airport guys are not sure what to think. Airport management is livid as they’ve been tasked with security.
Pretty soon a camera appears and all the Air Force guys are taking pictures of each other by the sign.

Our hero is back in the tower now, and notices the bomber’s commander is talking on a cell phone. Our guy gets on the radio to the airport truck and asks for that guy’s phone number. As soon as he finishes that call, our guy calls the aircraft commander. When he answers, our guy says “I’m calling about the plane you have for sale.” Aircraft commander about falls over from the laughter.

It just so happened that the chief photographer for our local newspaper is a pilot and he may have been called prior to the sign being placed.

He was told to get up here with a big lens. Here’s one of the pics he got. An article showed on the front page of the Sunday paper. When that came out, the Colonel running Ellsworth called the airport director and read him the riot act, wondering what kind of dog and pony show he was running up there.

We were later informed by the crew that the sign was framed and is now permanently mounted inside the aircraft.

Oh yeah, here’s the pic… As we say, photos affirm! Smile

Clicken to embiggen…

B1 for sale

Hard to have that kind of fun anymore.  Matter of fact, there’d probably be people in jail… sigh

h/t JP