Anybody remember tag lines???They used to be used in a lot of the forums and list serves back in the day…We were talking about them and one of the guys sent me this set of his favorites. Who knows, maybe yours is in this list!Kinda long, some date from the late 80’s…
Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
Good Night America, Where Ever You Are!
A Cult is a Religion with no Political Power. (See Waco)
The Government reserves the right to REFUSE to serve everyone.
Victory is only relative, defeat is truly decisive.
USA.SYS corrupted: Eradicate politicians? (Y/N)
Fight Organized Crime, Shoot Politicians…
The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. – Tacitus
Smith & Wesson – Symbol of American Freedom
They can have my gun … one bullet at a time!
At any time, at any place, FBI snipers can drop you. Have a nice day.
The way to a man’s heart is with a broadsword.
If voting really effected change, it would be illegal.
BATF = Bureau of Arsonists, Traitors & Fascists
“We must kill you to save you.” – new BATF/FBI motto
Judge – An Unemployed Lawyer Who Wears a Black Dress.
Ya the Constitution, my grandfather had that, he could work all day!
Bill of Rights: Void where Prohibited by Law
And remember, you can’t spell DEALER without DEA.
I know my facts are right. I heard it on NBC.
Clinton‘s Attorney General killed more people than Ted Kennedy’s car!
Don’t take my car, officer. I wasn’t speeding. Really!
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
If you cannot love your Constitution, at least hate the Government.
The supposed quietude of a good man allures the ruffian. – Paine
“the Constitution doesn’t require the use of inferior weapons” – Kopel
The greatest difficulty comes at the start. It’s called–getting ready.
The Second Amendment guarantees the other nine. My nine guarantees the 2nd.
FBI = Fire & Brimstone Inc.
Error opening CLINTON.LIE Cannot find TRAITOR2.USA
Smith & Wesson, the ultimate in feminine protection.
Government “compassion” requires the victimization of someone else.
“Sleep tight Janet, you had a good day” 4/19/93 Clinton
Gun control killed the Branch Davidians
If you’re happy and you know it, clank your chains
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate in a pile outside.
The gov’t can support as many poor people as it is willing to create.
Criminals work for the State created Law Enforcement Growth Industry.
Tested on small, cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
Of the government, by the government, for the government {GAG RETCH}
Remember — “Nazi” is short for “National SOCIALIST”
My economic barometer just sucked itself to death.
Do YOU trust a government that won’t obey it’s OWN LAWS?!
The rulers learn from history, why don’t the subjects? Cause the
ruler kills them all.
When guns are outlawed, only the Government & Criminals will have guns!
Why are they making the streets safe for criminals?
911 — Government sponsored Dial-A-Prayer
1911 — People activated solution to crime.
Nov 3, 1992 The day Americacommitted suicide.
Bill Clinton..skid marks on the underwear of America.
Long Island R.R. – Gun Control disarmed the passengers!
Gun control “protects” you from being able to shoot back.
Politicians are not hoplophobes, they DO have a reason to fear guns.
NRA life member JFK was shot by ACLU member L. H. Oswald.
Without a gun, the flag you’re waving may as well be WHITE! B. Moore
BATF: Building Another Terrible Fiasco
Rhodes Scholarships – Studies in world domination…
The family that shoots together shouldn’t be messed with!
Thought of the day: If Vince Foster had a gun, he would still be alive.
Health care with the efficiency of the post office, compassion of IRS.
God didn’t make us equal, Sam Colt did. But God made Sam Colt..go loop.
That which does not kill us is below us on the food chain.
Can you say Superfranticunproductiveuselesslegislation?!!
Arm the citizens, let the citizens disarm the criminals.
Hey there, Hi there Ho there, we’re as happy as can be …
Freedom means being in fear for your life and loving it.
Did you know that an anagram for ‘Senator’ is ‘Treason’?
Plant Majick — OKRANOMICON
KNOCK, KNOCK -(who’s there?) – ATF -(Un-Uh, ATF doesn’t
Why were there more tanks in Waco than in Somolia?
Cross Lassie with cantaloupe; get meloncollie baby.
Call the Clinton defense fund 1-800-BLO-Bill
FONG’S MONGOLIAN GRILL & GUNWORKS.
Awright, who peed in the gene pool?!!??
Flexilis sum, gluten es, me resilit, ad te haeret!
I am (rubber), you are (glue), it bounces from me and sticks to you!
Mind counts are ALWAYS more important than body counts -L. Mayo
They tried to cure me once, I’m demanding double my mania back.
And apparently this guy used a ‘rolling’ tag…
“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, and called in an air strike.
“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, and aimed 1″ down from the T and 1″ right.
“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, and nuked DC from orbit just to be sure.
“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, as ate some borrowed UN MRE’s.
“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, as he shot the UN commander.
“Oh Bother,” said Pooh, when he saw there were no more blue targets.
“Oh Bother”, said Pooh as he got tone and downed the UN fighter.
“Oh Bother”, said Pooh as he pushed the plunger & the UN building crumbled
“Oh Bother”, said Pooh, and then he pulled his .45 and shot the UN soldier
“Oh Bother”, said Pooh, as he blew up the dam on the advancing UN Army.
“Oh Bother”, said Pooh, as he shot three IRS agents padlocking his home.
“Oh Bother”, said Pooh, as he shoved in a fresh magazine.
Off to see the lizard….
You non-conformists are all alike.
Me… a skeptic? I trust you have proof…
Diplomacy: Saying “nice doggy” until you find a rock.
Diplomacy: Saying “nice doggy” until you get a sight picture.
I’m a peaceful man. Ain’t nothin’ quite as peaceful as a dead troublemaker
“Immoral laws aren’t worthy of obedience” – W. Williams
When the GUN Police are done, can the THOUGHT Police be far behind?
Another rolling tag.
Turned in my guns, all I got was this tube of funny looking jelly.
Turned in my guns, and I got 10 weeks of food.
Turned in my mom and I got this neat credit implant, good for 1 year.
When guns are outlawed, become a criminal or bare your ass. …
Origin: Gun Control=Criminals & Gestapo vs. the Unarmed. (1:231/110.0)
McPrisons: now over 1 Million served!
Clinton had more tanks in Waco than Mogadishu.
Happiness is Klinton’s face on a milk carton.
So much for officer friendly…to Serve and obliterate.
A religion is a cult with an adequate army.
“Light questioning, that’s less than 10 stitches”-BATF/a cop wrote it!
WACO: The FBI Forbade Them Surrender…Then Massacred Children & All.
From the Committee to Use Professional Politicians as Lab Animals.
Be vewy vewy quiet, I’m hunting blue beenie Waskels
Gun laws are enforced at gunpoint. — L. Neil Smith
The RED ARMY – The official dog food of Chechnya (TM)(c) 1995 Jeff Rudd
If it saves just one life…enslaving you was worth it. -Liberal Credo
If brains are outlawed….nothing will change.
Coldly it lies [..], “I, the state, am the people” — Nietzsche
“NRA ?..the cheapest votes I ever bought!!!” George Bush
The best deterrent to *active, violent* anti-Semitism is a full magazine!
