Link to Flowers for Leontien to join in.
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Went to my favorite Thai Restaurant in Waikiki last night (Keos) and ordered what I ‘thought’ was just pieces of fish in green curry, instead out comes the whole damn fish!!!
And it took THREE of us to eat all of it…
So, finished dinner, off to the airport, and a battle with TSA over my @#$^& PEN of all things…
Carteach gifted me one of these fantastic pens, and of course the TSA idjits at Honoruru thought it was a weapon… sigh
So they made me put in my backpack and ran it back through the xray… WTF???
So red-eye to SFO (no sleep), rent-a-wreck and off I go with TWO cups of coffee heading up to see my daughters…
An hour later, another cup of coffee and I need to get off 101 before I run over/into something, so I jump off and go via Calistoga and over the Calistoga Grade (FUN road), which woke me up VERY quickly…
So I’m winding over, around and through the hills, when I hear a snarling exhaust coming up behind…
Passing area about 1/2 mile later and a REAL Lotus 7 goes by me like I’m sitting still. Old gent driving, smiling ear to ear, driving gloves and all; the passenger? Not so much… more like PURE terror 🙂
Another couple of miles and an old Triumph TT and a BSA 650 Lightning go squirting by too (and also ridden by old farts)…
At the daughters, so it’s na… zzzzZZZZZ
Oh sorry, must have nodded off there…
WIMBO – Woman in a Man’s Body (Greatest dude ever, by the way)
FUZZY – Hubbel
AIDS – Axxxx Ixxxx Dxxxx Sxxxx (his name)
TEEFUS
THUMPER
CHUBBER
MONGO
IOWA (Idiot Out Wandering Around)
MOTO (Master Of The Obvious)
NOTSO – Bright
Yep, I think we had some of the best callsigns of any squadron I have been in:
Skirt – CO
Fester – XO
Elvis – OPSO
Beavis – AMO
Mongo – DOSS
Slope (slow antelope)
NASA (no apparent situational awareness)
IKE (I know everything)
Tumbleweed (pro word for no current situational awareness)
TUBA (tight uniform, big a$$)
Princess (self explanatory)
Soapy
Mona (MALE squadron artist – Mona Lisa)
Scuzi
My personal favorites…
Puke
Flake (Snow)
Rat
EMAC Exxxx Mixxxx Anxxxxx Cexxxx (his name)
Avon
Reggie
Snap (BAD tempered guy)
Splat
DA (DumbAss)
Snake
Yo
Wubba (Polack with a 19 letter name)
They all were ‘earned’ not self applied… 🙂
On a related note, DO NOT believe the administration or the JCS when you hear about a 300 ship (1/2 of what Reagan had at 594) Navy… It will never get there…
They are lying through their teeth, and it will be 254 or less for the foreseeable future… Obamallama’s “300” only START building after 2016 and not in enough numbers to overcome the required decommissionings…
Finding new courage that he never knew he had, he stormed into the kitchen and announced to his wife, “From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is the Law.”
You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, bring it to me, and when I am done eating my meal, you will clear the dishes and serve me a scrumptious dessert.
After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will make love the way I want! Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will put on soothing music, wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
You will massage my feet and hands to relieve any last bit of tension so that I can sleep like a baby.
Then tomorrow, guess who’s going to dress me, and comb my hair?”
The wife replied, “The funeral director would be my first guess, unless I have your ass cremated.”
We need to show more sympathy for these people.
They travel miles in the heat.
They risk their lives crossing a border.
They don’t get paid enough wages.
They do jobs that others won’t do or are afraid to do.
I’m talking about our troops!
Wouldn’t it be great if we took the $360,000,000,000 (that’s billion) we spend on illegals every year, and spend it on our troops???
On the morning of 16 August 1956, Navy personnel at Point Mugu prepared an F6F-5K for its final mission. The aircraft had been painted overall high-visibility red. Red and yellow camera pods were mounted on the wingtips. Radio remote control systems were checked, and the Hellcat took off at 11:34 a.m., climbing out over the Pacific Ocean. As ground controllers attempted to maneuver the drone toward the target area, it became apparent that it was not responding to radio commands.
They had a runaway.
Ahead of the unguided drone lay thousands of square miles of ocean into which it could crash. Instead, the old Hellcat made a graceful climbing turn to the southeast, toward the city of Los Angeles. With the threat of a runaway aircraft approaching a major metropolitan area, the Navy called for help.
Five miles north of NAS Point Mugu, two F-89D Scorpion twin-jet interceptors of the 437th Fighter Interceptor Squadron were scrambled from Oxnard Air Force Base. The crews were ordered to shoot down the rogue drone before it could cause any harm. Armed with wingtip-mounted rocket pods and no cannon, the Scorpion was typical of the Cold War approach to countering the “Red Menace.”
Each pod contained 52 Mighty Mouse 2.75-inch rockets. Salvo-launched, the Mighty Mouse did not have to have precision guidance. Large numbers of rockets would be fired into approaching Soviet bomber formations to overwhelm them with sheer numbers. Today, they would be used against a different kind of Red Menace.
At Oxnard AFB, 1Lt. Hans Einstein and his radar observer, 1Lt. C. D. Murray, leapt into their sleek F-89D. Simultaneously, 1Lt. Richard Hurliman and 1Lt. Walter Hale climbed into a second aircraft. The interceptors roared south after their target. The hunt was on.
Sigh…
Aerodynamic assumptions and extrapolations from known flight regimes proved inadequate when preparing for HTV-2 inaugural flight test. The data from second flight revealed that extrapolating from known flight regimes and relying solely on advanced thermal modeling and ground testing could not successfully predict the harsh realities of Mach 20 atmospheric flight.
In other words, Falcon came apart because holes were burned in the aerostructure…
You can read the entire article HERE
In other news, the Navy is going back to ‘real’ training, rather than simulations, as they’ve finally admitted the only way to train full crews is the old BIS (Butts In Seats) and underway or airborne…
Reality doesn’t have a reset button, and that is what folks in the gamer world tend to forget. Instaneous turns aren’t real, unending ammo isn’t real, G-forces cannot be simulated effectively, and the real world isn’t air conditioned to 72 degrees, brightly lit and/or Day VFR all the time…
Costs will go up, and realistically, we will lose some folks if we actually train like we’re going to fight; but overall the skill levels will have a definite uptick!
Just like shooting, trigger time/range time is needed to maintain one’s skills…
Which reminds me, I need to go to the range… 🙂
Glad now that I didn’t sell that case of FGMM .223 in 62 grains… At least I will have something to shoot in it, and dry fire confirms this rifle hasn’t had a lot of rounds through it… Trigger needs a bit of smoothing, but I’ll take it, enjoy it, and WILL shoot it!!!