A little aviation ‘humor’…

Controllers vs. Pilots British Airways flight asks for push back clearance from terminal. Control Tower: ‘And where is the world’s most experienced airline going today without filing a flight plan?’ ———————– ATC: “Al Italia 345 continue taxi to 26L South … Continue reading

Pilots…

Pilots – go figure One fine hot summer afternoon there was a Cessna 150 flying in the pattern at a quiet country airfield. The Instructor was getting quite bothered with the student’s inability to maintain altitude in the thermals and … Continue reading

Aviation stuff…

Pilots:¬†People who drive airplanes for other people who can’t fly. ——————————————————— Military Pilots: Cold, steely eyed, weapons systems managers who kill bad people and break things. However, they can also be very charming and personable. The average Army Pilot, despite … Continue reading

For all those ‘aviators’ out there…

You May Be A Redneck Pilot If… … your stall warning plays “Dixie.” … your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points. … you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks. … you’ve ever used moonshine as av-gas. … Continue reading

Pilots…

This one goes out to all those ‘bus drivers’ out there… ūüėÄ The last power up…¬†Endeavour¬†one last time… ¬†The full sequence can be seen HERE.¬†PILOTS¬†Pilots: People who drive airplanes for other people who can’t fly.¬†Fighter Pilots: Cold, steely eyed, weapons … Continue reading

On the Road (again)…

A little humor, considering I spent 13 1/2 hours on an airplane today… ATC: Alitalia 321, continue taxi to the holding position 20R south via tango. Check for workers along taxiway. ¬† Alitalia 321: Roger, 20R via tango. Workers checked, … Continue reading

Nasal Radiators, er… Naval Aviators…

Pretty damn funny, and pretty true too…¬† The¬† Naval Aviator As Seen by Himself: ¬† An incredibly¬† intelligent, tall, handsome, innovative, and highly¬†trained professional killer, idol to countless females, and¬† Gentleman¬†Adventurer, who wears a star sapphire¬† ring, carries a hair-trigger … Continue reading

Aviators…

A little humor for the weekend…The difference between a duck and a co-pilot??? The duck can fly. A check ride ought to be like a skirt.Short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything. Speed is life.Altitude is … Continue reading

Some ways of dealing with the burdens of life…

Nice little ways to relieve stress- After two weeks of being the statue, I needed a break… 1 * Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue 2 * Always keep your words soft and … Continue reading

Humor- A little too close to the truth?

For those who don’t know much about history…… here is a Elsie (condensed) version. Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the … Continue reading