For Hump Day… A.A.A.D.D.. KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder. Age-Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I … Continue reading
To start your week! A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “‘Yes, I’m afraid so,”‘ the doctor … Continue reading
To start your week… The weather not withstanding, it’s time for Golf!!! aONLY A TRUE GOLFER WILL UNDERSTAND THIS… Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts … Continue reading
To start the week… It IS spring, so the snakes are starting to move… Reaction to Snakes Civilian: Runs away from the snake screaming. Paratrooper: Lands on and kills the snake. Armor: runs over snake, giggles, and looks for more snakes. … Continue reading
To start your week! Man rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys’ side of the story. ( I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear ‘the rules’ from the … Continue reading
To start your week! Why Jewish Daughters Need Psychotherapy Jewish Mother: “Hello?” Daughter: “Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?” Jewish Mother: “You’re going out?” Daughter: “Yes.” Jewish Mother: “With whom?” Daughter: “With a friend.” Jewish Mother: … Continue reading
To start your week… One to think about… Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered … Continue reading
They Walk Among Us! I was at the checkout at Walmart, minding my own business, when the cashier rang up my total: $46.64. I handed her a crisp $50 bill. She looked me dead in the eye, gave me back … Continue reading
Since it’s ‘almost’ spring and golf season… Eighteen holes of match play will teach you more about your foe than 18 years of dealing with him across a desk. ~ Grantland Rice 2. Golf appeals to the idiot in us … Continue reading
The following was found posted very very low on a refrigerator door: Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in … Continue reading