Humor…

I got nuttin’, so you get humor… And a reminder… 😉

Political Science for Dummies

DEMOCRAT

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
You feel guilty for being successful.

You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for
everyone.

REPUBLICAN

You have two cows.
Your neighbor has none.
So?

SOCIALIST

You have two cows.
The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.

COMMUNIST

You have two cows.
The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE

You have two cows.
Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk
the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are
surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the
analysts stating you have downsized and are reducing expenses.
Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch and drink wine.
Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and
produce twenty times the milk.
They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give
excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows but you don’t know where they are.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION

You have two cows.
You have some vodka.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION

You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You don’t milk them because you cannot touch any creature’s private
parts.
You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives
to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

IRAQI CORPORATION

You have two cows.
They go into hiding.
They send radio tapes of their mooing.

POLISH CORPORATION

You have two bulls.
Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

BELGIAN CORPORATION

You have one cow.
The cow is schizophrenic.
Sometimes the cow thinks he’s French, other times he’s Flemish.
The Flemish cow won’t share with the French cow.
The French cow wants control of the Flemish cow’s milk.
The cow asks permission to be cut in half.
The cow dies happy.

FLORIDA CORPORATION

You have a black cow and a brown cow.
Everyone votes for the best looking one.
Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally
vote for the black one.
Some people vote for both.
Some people vote for neither.
Some people can’t figure out how to vote at all.
Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think
is the best-looking cow.

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION

You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegal.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

Check in!!!

Murphy from Lagniappe’s Lair is back in one piece from Ol’ Mehico…

However, NOLA got swacked by the latest hurricane, so he has no power and no internet. He said the house is fine, the dogs are fine, and he’s using the generator to keep the fridge going. No idea when they will get services back.

So, he checked in and asked me to put up a short post to let everyone know he is okay. He said he’ll be back on the ‘air’ so to speak, when they get services back.

And he apparently has ‘stories’…LOL

Oopsie…

Looks like the cops standing down in Philly had a ‘slightly’ different ending than the mayor hoped…

Eleven people were shot during riots in Mayor Jim Kenney’s (D) Philadelphia last night, as violence reached a point of “looters shooting looters,” Fox 29’s Steve Keeley reported.

Full article, HERE.

So, it’s come to the point that the late comers are just capping the ones that did all the work, carjacking and/or shooting them and taking their stolen stuff…

Thanks for all those votes for Trump! Sigh…

And in other news, there’s apparently a new/rejuvenated phishing scam for your Google password! From the Mil email string…

The Phishing Scam is After Your Google Password. Don’t
let your curiosity get the better of you. A new scam appears
to be an email from Google, informing you that someone
has shared a photo album. But it’s really a phishing scheme
that’s after your password.
How the Scam Works – You get an email or text message

that appears to come from Google Photo. Someone is shar-
ing an album of photos with you. To view the photos, you

just need to click the link. The message looks so real! It may
use a convincing URL, which has been created by Google’s
goo.gl URL shortener to appear to be an official Google
domain name. The message also seems to come from the
email [email protected]. The catch? There is no
photo album. It’s a phishing con. When you click the “View
Photo” link, it will open in your web browser and prompt

you to log into your Google account. If you enter your in-
formation, you are giving scammers your username and

password. Con artists can now access your email account as

well as any other accounts that use the same login infor-
mation.

How to avoid a phishing scam -Follow these tips to pro-
tect yourself from this and other online phishing scams.

– Never click on links in unsolicited messages. Phishing
scams direct you to websites that look official, but these

sites may be infected with malware. If you don’t know and
trust the person who sent you the message, don’t click on
any links.
– Be careful with shortened links. Con artists often use link
shorteners, such as Bit.ly or Goo.gl, to disguise scam links.
Be extra cautious when following one of these links because
you can’t tell where it leads.

– If it seems strange, it may be a scam. Be wary of any mes-
sage that comes from a friend but seems out of character.

(For example, an old work acquaintance who contacts you
out of the blue.) It may have originated from their account,
but they could be victims, too.
– Don’t fall for “urgent” scams. Scammers like to cause

alarm to create urgency. You might get a message that indi-
cates you’re in a compromising video, your password is

being reset, your account is in danger of deactivation, or
some other dire situation that needs immediate attention. If
it seems unlikely, watch out.
For More Information – Read more about common phishing
scams and how to avoid them at BBB.org/PhishingScam. If
you’ve been a victim of this or another phishing scam, be
sure to report it at BBB.org/ScamTracker. Your report can
help others to spot a scam before it’s too late.

 

TBT…

Sigh… digging through pictures and found this. May of 68, according to the note on the back.

I miss that GTO, 389 tri-power, 4spd M-21 tranny, no power, no air. Gold with a black vinyl top and black vinyl interior. It would ROAST your butt in the summer. And  turning it was a ‘treat’ with no power steering and those thin steering wheels, but that car was just flat FUN!

And it would run! Grandpa and I had done a ‘little’ work on the engine…

Posted in TBT

It’s NOT winter time…

Not yet… This crap isn’t supposed to hit for another three months!!!

Another ice storm warning for last night! Low 32, freezing rain, accumulations of up to 1/3 inch predicted (in addition to what is already on the ground from yesterday. You can see the downed limbs and ice on the roofs.

And nobody around here is ready for this… But I find this one pretty funny and true at the same time!

We’re supposed to be back up to ‘normal’ 50s-60s by Friday. I hope…

And now they are nine (again)…

Amy Coney Barrett was confirmed last night 52-48 by the Senate as the replacement for RBG last night and took the constitutional oath at the White House, administered by Judge Clarence Thomas.

Predictably, the left melted down and AOC and cronies immediately called for ‘expanding’ the court to ‘offset’ the theft of RBG’s seat by the Pubs… Article HERE.

Her acceptance speech after the swearing in was great! She said she would follow the Constitution and be guided by those principles that founded this republic.

Today’s media should be interesting to watch…

A good time was had by all…

The core North Texas Writers, Pilots, and Shooters Association did a thing last night…

We hosted Kal and Amanda Spriggs for dinner at one of the local establishments.

Good food and good conversation was had by all, then we adjourned to the house for desserts and various libations, and other folks joined in…

And my ass is draggin’ this morning. But we had fun! As usual with a bunch of writers, the conversations were multiple, chaotic, instructive, and like playing Jeopardy! All at once…LOL

 

Book promo…

First up is Peter Nealen’s fifth book in the Maelstrom Rising series- Fortress Doctrine

Click on the cover to go to the Amazon link!

The blurb-

The U.S. teeters on the precipice…

…Chaos reigns, as enemies foreign and domestic circle like sharks.

Can any part of the Republic be saved?

Hank and his section have been reconstituted in the aftermath of the coastal fighting that has seen many—though not all—of the Chinese invaders beaten back. The plot to control the West Coast ports and a good deal of the infrastructure has failed.

But the lights are still off.

And desperation is spreading like wildfire.

America—what remains of it—has been hurt. Badly. And the Triarii are at the forefront of the efforts to try to stabilize the situation. Because the US will need some kind of stability before the external enemies that have nearly brought it to its knees can be confronted.

Fortress Doctrine is in effect.

But the Triarii are spread as thin as their allies. Hank will have to adapt quickly to a new form of warfare.

And outmaneuver enemies he doesn’t even know exist yet…

You’ll love this military thriller, because it’s as intense as real-world warfare.

Get it now.

Next up is Wayne Whisnand with the 5th entry in The Bar at the End of Everything- To Kill a War Leader

The blurb-

Life in The Bar at the End of Everything is never dull, but when Tole comes face-to-face with a creature he’d only known of in fantasy books and role-playing games, his life as an interdimensional assassin will never be quite the same. He will find that he is willing to bend his hard and fast rule about not taking up a cause as far as it can be bent without breaking when he finds kindred spirits with the Deep Valley tribe of Orta’ahn, a lethal world where it will take all of Tole’s skill and wits to finish his mission and stay alive.

Next up is LB Johnson with a story in the Writer’s Shed Stories, Vol 2- Love and Sacrifice 

The blurb-

WRITER SHED STORIES Vol. 2 LOVE & SACRIFICE is a collection of short fiction, memoir, poetry, and creative nonfiction from authors all over the world. The aim of Writer Shed Press is to offer stories that leave lasting impressions, words that linger long after you’ve read them. WRITER SHED STORIES is published annually by Writer Shed Press and edited by award-winning author David W. Berner.
Writers in this edition: Geralyn Hesslau Mcgrady, Rob Armstrong, Veryan Williams Wynn, Gale Acuff, Juliana Johnson, Nick Young, Jeannine Burgdorf, Cyn Kitchen, Jillian Quist, Barbara Yauss, Suzanne Eaton, James W. Gaynor, Suzy Jackson, Bill Mathis, LB “Brigid” Johnson.

Last but not least, Cedar Sanderson has a new novella up- The Groundskeeper: Raking Up the Dead

The blurb-

The ghouls, wraiths, and ghosties had not been part of the job description. Or maybe they had, just not in so many words. The neatly printed sign next to the ornate gates had simply read “Cemetery groundskeeper and caretaker needed. Inquire within.”

Now Chloe’s trying to calm an irascible ghoul, help a lost ghost find his way back to his grave, and get the mowing done before she needs to break out the bush hog instead… Who knew being a groundskeeper meant trying to keep things in the ground?

Novella-11,000 words.

And lastly, thanks to those of you who picked up our anthology, Tales Around the Supper Table! We do appreciate the reviews you’ve left, and please, if you liked it, recommend it to others. Us starving writers (including those above) need to eat! 🙂

Can’t stop the signal…

They can’t stop the signal, Mal.

Per SAH, Glenn Reynolds’ column was refused by USA Today, so he posted it on his blog. Read and share, if you will…

BIG TECH BURNED BY BIDEN BLUNDER

Glenn Harlan Reynolds

In my 2019 book, The Social Media Upheaval, I warned that the Big Tech companies — especially social media giants like Facebook and Twitter — had grown into powerful monopolists, who were using their power over the national conversation to not only sell ads, but also to promote a political agenda. That was pretty obvious last year, but it was even more obvious last week, when Facebook and Twitter tried to black out the New York Post’s blockbuster report about emails found on a laptop abandoned by Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden’s son Hunter.

The emails, some of which have been confirmed as genuine with their recipients, show substantial evidence that Hunter Biden used his position as Vice President Joe Biden’s son to extract substantial payments from “clients” in other countries. There are also photos of Hunter with a crack pipe, and engaging in various other unsavory activities. And they demolished the elder Biden’s claim that he never discussed business with his son.

That’s a big election-year news story. Some people doubted its genuineness, and of course it’s always fair to question a big election-year news story, especially one that comes out shortly before the election. (Remember CBS newsman Dan Rather’s promotion of what turned out to be forged memos about George W. Bush’s Air National Guard service?)

But the way you debate whether a story is accurate or not is by debating. (In the case of the Rather memos, it turned out the font was from Microsoft Word, which of course didn’t exist back during the Vietnam War era.) Big Tech could have tried an approach that fostered such a debate. But instead of debate, they went for a blackout: Both services actually blocked links to the New York Post story. That’s right: They blocked readers from discussing a major news story by a major paper, one so old that it was founded by none other than Alexander Hamilton.

I wasn’t advising them — they tend not to ask me for my opinion — but I would have advised against such a blackout. There’s a longstanding Internet term called “the Streisand effect,” going back to when Barbara Streisand demanded that people stop sharing pictures of her beach house. Unsurprisingly, the result was a massive increase in the number of people posting pictures of her beach house. The Big Tech Blackout produced the same result: Now even people who didn’t care so much about Hunter Biden’s racket nonetheless became angry, and started talking about the story.

As lefty journalist Glenn Greenwald wrote in The Intercept, Twitter and Facebook crossed a line far more dangerous than what they censored. Greenwald writes: “Just two hours after the story was online, Facebook intervened. The company dispatched a life-long Democratic Party operative who now works for Facebook — Andy Stone, previously a communications operative for Democratic Sen. Barbara Boxer and the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, among other D.C. Democratic jobs — to announce that Facebook was ‘reducing [the article’s] distribution on our platform’: in other words, tinkering with its own algorithms to suppress the ability of users to discuss or share the news article. The long-time Democratic Party official did not try to hide his contempt for the article, beginning his censorship announcement by snidely noting: ‘I will intentionally not link to the New York Post.’”

“Twitter’s suppression efforts went far beyond Facebook’s. They banned entirely all users’ ability to share the Post article — not just on their public timeline but even using the platform’s private Direct Messaging feature.”

“Early in the day, users who attempted to link to the New York Post story either publicly or privately received a cryptic message rejecting the attempt as an ‘error.’ Later in the afternoon, Twitter changed the message, advising users that they could not post that link because the company judged its contents to be ‘potentially harmful.’ Even more astonishing still, Twitter locked the account of the New York Post, banning the paper from posting any content all day and, evidently, into Thursday morning.”

This went badly. The heads Facebook and of Twitter, Mark Zuckerberg and Jack Dorsey, are now facing Senate subpoenas,the RNC has filed a complaint with the Federal Election Commission, arguing that Twitter’s action in blacking out a damaging story constituted an illegal in-kind donation to the Biden Campaign, and most significantly, everyone is talking about the story now, with many understandably assuming that if the story were false, it would have been debunked rather than blacked out.

CNN’s Jake Tapper tweeted:  ”Congrats to Twitter on its Streisand Effect award!!!” Big Tech shot itself in the foot, and it didn’t stop the signal.

Regardless of who wins in November, it’s likely that there will be substantial efforts to rein in Big Tech. As Greenwald writes, “State censorship is not the only kind of censorship. Private-sector repression of speech and thought, particularly in the internet era, can be as dangerous and consequential. Imagine, for instance, if these two Silicon Valley giants united with Google to declare: henceforth we will ban all content that is critical of President Trump and/or the Republican Party, but will actively promote criticisms of Joe Biden and the Democrats.

“Would anyone encounter difficulty understanding why such a decree would constitute dangerous corporate censorship? Would Democrats respond to such a policy by simply shrugging it off on the radical libertarian ground that private corporations have the right to do whatever they want? To ask that question is to answer it.”

“To begin with, Twitter and particularly Facebook are no ordinary companies. Facebook, as the owner not just of its massive social media platform but also other key communication services it has gobbled up such as Instagram and WhatsApp, is one of the most powerful companies ever to exist, if not the most powerful.”

He’s right. And while this heavyhanded censorship effort failed, there’s no reason to assume that other such efforts won’t work in the future. Not many stories are as hard to squash as a major newspaper’s front page expose during an presidential election.

As I wrote in The Social Media Upheaval, the best solution is probably to apply antitrust law to break up these monopolies: Competing companies would police each other, and if they colluded could be prosecuted under antitrust law. There are also moves to strip them of their immunity under Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act, which protects them from being sued for things posted or linked on their sites on the theory that they are platforms, not publishers who make publication decisions. And Justice Clarence Thomas has recently called for the Supreme Court to revisit the lower courts’ interpretation of Section 230, which he argues has been overbroad. A decade ago there would have been much more resistance to such proposals, but Big Tech has tarnished its own image since then.

Had Facebook and Twitter approached this story neutrally, as they would have a decade ago, it would probably already be old news to a degree — as Greenwald notes, Hunter’s pay-for-play efforts were already well known, if not in such detail — but instead the story is still hot. More importantly, their heavy handed action has brought home just how much power they wield, and how crudely they’re willing to wield it. They shouldn’t be surprised at the consequences.