Nobody Asked Me…

-What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
-Which letter is silent in the word “Scent”, the S or the C?
-Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V? (like the French do)
-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
-Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.
-The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
-Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
-100 years ago, everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars.
-Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
-Your future self is watching you right now through your memories
-If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When” you get the answer to each of them.
-Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
-If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
-Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
-At a movie theatre which arm rest is yours? 
-What is Satan’s last name?
-Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway. 
-Where does the toe tag go on a dead person if they don’t have toes?
-Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commercials that says “Not available in all states”? 
-If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
-Do they bury people with their braces on? 
-How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
-How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion? 
-Why do people think that swaying their arm back and forth would change the direction of a bowling ball?
-Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron? 
-If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
-Is it rude for a deaf person to sign with their mouth full of food? 
-Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his friend Tonto with him?
-When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
-Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
-Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions? 
-Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
-Is the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
-Why is it that on a phone or calculator, the number five has a little dot on it?
-Can you have square crop circles?
-If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don’t they fall through the floor?
-Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?
-Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
-What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
-If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
-Why aren’t drapes double sided so it looks nice on the inside and outside of your home?
-Why is it that when we “skate on thin ice”, we can “get in hot water”?
-If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’? 
-If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
-Why are the little Styrofoam pieces called peanuts?
-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
-Do Siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go see a movie?
-Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
-Do bald restaurant workers have to wear a hairnet?
-Do prison buses have emergency exits?

Breathe… 🙂

-Do astronauts change their clocks when they move over different time zones in space?
-When lightning strikes the ocean why don’t all the fish die?
-If a guy that was about to die in the electric chair had a heart attack would they try save him?
-Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
-Why do we sing “Rock a bye baby” to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?
-If parents say”Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?
-Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
-Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
-If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
-Why do people never say “it’s only a game” when they’re winning?
-Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it’s not funny at all?
-Do you yawn in your sleep?
-Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
-How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavourings.
-Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
-Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
-Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
-How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
-If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?
-In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?
-Why can’t donuts be square?
-What happens to an irresistible force when it hits an immovable object?
-If there’s a speed of sound and a speed of light, is there a speed of smell?
-Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
-Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they’re English?
-Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?
-What would happen to the sea’s water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?
-Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins? 
-How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t grow in it?
-Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
-Why do people say “heads up” when you should duck?
-Why does triangularly cut bread taste better than square bread?
-If one man says”it was an uphill battle” and another says”it went downhill from there” how could they both be having troubles?
-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
-Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
-When sign makers go on strike, who makes their signs? 
-Why does someone believe you when you say “there are more than four billion stars”, but check when you say the paint is wet?
-Can you cry under water? 
-If you blew a bubble in space, would it ever pop?
-Why do they put holes in crackers?
-What do people in China call their good plates?
-Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?
-Do stuttering people stutter when they’re thinking to themselves?
-If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what colour would it turn?
-Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?