Citizens are "up in arms"…

NICS checks are up… WAY up…

Background checks on the sale of firearms reached record levels during the month of November. Data from the FBI’s National Instant Criminal Background Check System (NICS) show a 42 percent increase in November firearm purchaser background checks. A total of 1,529,635 checks — the highest monthly total ever — were reported for the month, up from 1,079,923 in November 2007.

Retailers and firearm manufacturers are enjoying the lack of enthusiasm for Barrack Obama, no question…
And a little gun pr0n from Beretta… This guy is GOOD!!!!

Blogs you need to read…

Afganistan Shrugged is written by one of the folks out on the pointy end… Worth stopping by and you will find yourself reading back through the archives!

Go read today’s post about the latest insult from the Onion, and go send email to those assholes to protest their farsical attempt at humor that denigrates all our wounded soldiers, sailors and Marines.

Bayou Renaissance Man is worth the read for the variety of things he comes up with… My personal favorites are the Doofus(i) of the day! A man with wide experience and interests, Peter does not limit himself to the US stupidity, but find humor throughout the world.

Photos affirm…

A few pics of life at sea…

Underway replenishment at sea, better known as RAS-

Two ships separated by 100 feet or less, moving at 15-16 knots, this takes a LOT of seamanship to do, especially in bad weather.

A little winter weather for your enjoyment…

11-12 foot seas are NOT conducive to taking a stroll on the deck (at least not if you want to STAY on the deck…)!

As the helo bubbas say, ass and trash… They spend most of their time hauling one or the other. Others look at this as the ride off the boat, and more importantly, this is how the mail gets delivered!

And finally, Sunset at sea- It is a special moment, enjoyed by sailors the world over, and it does bring home how really insignificant one is, when considered against the universe we live in.

That is all…

Stick a fork in me, I’m done…

FINALLY finished the det I’ve been on, and headed home, just a 12 hour flight left…

A few more insult to injury laughs…

Zero dark 30 order and the greasy spoon at the flight line, been in since 0300, hungry, out of coffee, etc. Order the daily special; Bacon, egg and cheese sandwich from the Mamasan- She asks twice if I want bacon, I say I do, with coffee, with OJ… back and forth in pidgin English, Japanese and a lot of pointing… I go sit down and wait, she finally calls my number, and guess what I get?

Three pieces of bacon on a plate, and a little cup of orange sherbet… sigh…

We get a gang together for a final dinner (the token one good meal), go to a nice Japanese restaurant, order the meal for twelve special, only to find out one lady is allergic to shellfish!!!! Of course, EVERY damn course had some form of shellfish… And of course this restaurant has nothing else but miso soup and salad, so she gets that, only to find out the dressing is sesame ginger (which she is also allergic to)… On the way back, we stopped at McDonald’s and bought her a Big Mac…

Get two of four riders off one of the boats, the other two planning to ride and get in a day late; of course the boat gets other tasking, they ‘may’ be back by 20 Dec… sigh…

Fly back up to Tokyo, get on the train for the ride back down to Yoko, sardine can again. Get to Yoko, it’s cold, pouring rain and I end up walking about 3/4 mile to the base with my rain jacket over my bags, so I was just a hair wet… Empty bag when I get to billeting, only to find that water was leaking from a seam I missed, so 0100 in the morning I’m washing/drying clothes and ironing so I have clean pressed clothes for the 0800 meeting. I show up (after about 2 hours of sleep), only to find out the meeting has been moved to 1500!!! ARGGHHHHH!!!

Went back, was going to go to bed, but the Mamasan was cleaning the room, so I couldn’t go back to sleep… sigh…

Now sitting at the airport, waiting for the airplane to show up and hoping nothing else happens this trip!

Please remember our Sailors, Soldiers, Marines, and Airmen in this holiday season as they are far from home, working to protect the USA and our way of life.

Politically correct 12 days of …er… uh…

On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult monogamous relationship gave to me:

~ TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming,

~ ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note).

~ TEN melanin-deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping,

~ NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression,

~ EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans,~ SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands,

~ SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products,

~ FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration,(NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw red paint at my computer, the calling birds, French hens and partridge have been reintroduced to their native habitat. To avoid further Animal-American enslavement,the remaining gift package has been revised.)

~ FOUR hours of recorded whale songs,

~ THREE deconstructionist poets,

~ TWO Sierra Club calendars printed on recycled processed tree carcasses, and

~ ONE Spotted Owl activist chained to an old-growth pear tree.

~ Merry Christmas.~ Happy Chanukah/Hanukkah.~ Good Kwanzaa.~ Blessed Yule.~ Oh, heck! Happy Holidays!!!! (unless otherwise prohibited by law). Unless, of course, you are suffering from Seasonally Affected Disorder (SAD). If this be the case, please substitute this gratuitous call for celebration with a suggestion that you have a thoroughly adequate day.

December 7=Pearl Harbor…

Never Forget- Two cousins lie there today…

Nuff said…

BCS does it again…


After determining the Big-12 championship game participants the BCS computers were put to work on other major contests and today the BCS declared Germany to be the winner of World War II.

“Germany put together an incredible number of victories beginning with the annexation of Austria and the Sudetenland and continuing on into conference play with defeats of Poland, France, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Belgium and the Netherlands. Their only losses came against the US and Russia; however considering their entire body of work––including an incredibly tough Strength of Schedule––our computers deemed them worthy of the #1 ranking.”

Questioned about the #4 ranking of the United States the BCS commissioner stated “The US only had two major victories––Japan and Germany. The computer models, unlike humans, aren’t influenced by head-to-head contests––they consider each contest to be only a single, equally-weighted event.”

German Chancellor Adolph Hitler said “Yes, we lost to the US; but we defeated #2 ranked France in only 6 weeks.” Herr Hitler has been criticized for seeking dramatic victories to earn ‘style points’ to enhance Germany’s rankings.

Hitler protested “Our contest with Poland was in doubt until the final day and the conditions in Norway were incredibly challenging and demanded the application of additional forces.”The French ranking has also come under scrutiny.

The BCS commented ” France had a single loss against Germany and following a preseason #1 ranking they only fell to #2.”Japan was ranked #3 with victories including Manchuria, Borneo and the Philippines.

There are days…

Yawn… scratch…scratch…itch…scratch… Is it morning yet? What day is it??? I’ve lost track…

Well, yesterday (and this morning) turned into a 20 hour day, I’m “sleeping” right now to go back in at midnight (actually I’m washing clothes since I’m wearing the last pair of clean pants I have…) in three hours.

Some times I wonder if people do stuff just to get my goat… A sample from this morning- Airplane out doing stuff- supposed to be talking to boat A.

Boat A doesn’t answer, but they can talk to boat B, which comes up on chat and tells me the plane can’t raise boat A, can I get hold of them to come up…

So I call, they don’t answer, so I call boat C, which is also in the area. They answer, I ask them if they have heard from boat A? Why yes, we’re talking to them now.

Good, have them come up on their other radio and talk to the plane. They answer, yeah, we were just wondering why they were buzzing boat A… sigh…

Soooo, boat A finally calls back- Hey, are you talking to the plane?
No, why should I?
Ah… you’re in the way!
Huh, I’m not supposed to move for 9 hours…
No, you’re supposed to move NOW!
No I’m not…
Zulu time not local time you &*()_#%
Oh… Did we screw up?
Ah, yeah, kinda sorta… Are you talking to the plane?
Do I have to?


Plus they send data in, in scientific format, not the normal format… Have you ever tried to write a macro with no sleep? When trying to remember the actual math to do conversions? And then remembering how to actually implement it???

Trust me, that was NOT pretty…

Only 6 or is it 5 more days to go? Are we done yet? Why am I in this handbasket, and where are we going???

The bright spot in all this? Working with the young sailors and officers who really want to learn and are actually asking good questions and pushing the scientists and engineers for answers. They are also bitching, which means they’re happy 🙂

Planes, trains and automobiles X2…

Or how I spent my Sunday…

Okay… I’m officially NOT having fun…

Up at zero dark 30 to head for the airport, oh %^&* the gate’s closed… Howinthehell do I get off this base now??? Finally find the open gate, haul it to the airport, fly to Tokyo, get on the train, change to another train, finally get to Yokosuka, hoof it to the base… pant… pant… pant…

Attend the meeting I had to fly up for, get about three words in edgewise, go back and sit in corner the rest of the meeting… And before you ask, yes I really did have to go to the meeting, couldn’t phone it in dammit!

Hoof it back to the train station, miss the train, wait 20 minutes for the next train, get on the train.

A small digression here- You do NOT want to get on a train in Japan during rush hour… Sardines in the can have more room (and more lubrication). I didn’t even have to hang on, I couldn’t have fallen over if I tried… One lady was asleep standing up (she was snoring). I did note one old gentleman who was lucky enough to be seated sipping what I’d bet was a water bottle full of Saki :-0 I literally saw the gamut of Japanese style, from an older lady in a full blown dress kimono, to kids in ripped jeans, and just about everyone was texting on their phones if they could reach them/move their fingers. And just about everyone, young and old, had earbuds and Ipods or variants…

Anyway, get off that train (not without a little pushing/shoving, change trains, get back to the airport, and MISS THE %^&* flight… Now I’m stuck for two hours.

Meet a nice couple from Dallas, flying into Okinawa to see their son re-enlist in the Marines. Their first times in this part of the world, so I get them something recognizable to eat, get them some $$ changed and we talk deer hunting for an hour or so…

Get on the last flight, fly back to Okinawa, get the parents hooked up with their son and off I go. Get the rental out of hock, drive back to the base, ARGHHH! The damn gate is closed AGAIN… Finally find the open gate, get lost three times getting back to billeting, finally get back to my room at 0100, and I have to be up at 0600 and in at work at 0700…

Just another day at the orifice… kinda, sorta…


100 things Meme

H/T Earl and Julie

It’s 0 dark 30 again and I’m wide awake again… sigh…

In bold are the things I’ve done.

1. Started your own blog- You’re looking at it…
2. Slept under the stars– By choice and NOT by choice… sigh..
3. Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii– Lived there, go back way too often for work…
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland– And Disney World, and Disneyland Tokyo
8. Climbed a mountain– At least pat way… Zuchspitz in Austria
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo– Badly… VERY badly…
11. Bungee jumped- Dumb, but NOT stupid
12. Visited Paris– Dirty, nasty, and that was just the people… Most egocentric people I’ve EVER met
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning– Navy Box lunch… TWICE!
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you’re not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise– Me and 5200 of my closest friends…
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo’s David
41. Sung karaoke– Badly… again…
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa– Courtesy of the USN
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching– Not by choice… Work related
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp– The Holocaust DID happen!
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar- Whyinhell do people pay that much money for FISH EGGS???
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square– Damn near got run down by a taxi too!
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone’s life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous– Issac Asimov, Joseph Wambaugh
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one– Both sets of Grandparents and both parents
94. Had a baby (participated)
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee
100. Read an entire book in one day– I do this WAY too often…