You know you’re from Arizona…

When …….

You no longer associate rivers or bridges with water.

You know that a “swamp cooler” is not a happy hour drink.

You know that you can make sun tea outside faster than instant tea in your microwave.

You have to run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so that you can use your fireplace.

The water coming from the “cold” tap is hotter than that from the hot” tap.

You can correctly pronounce the following words: “Saguaro,” “Tempe,” “Gila Bend,” “San Xavier del Bac,” “Canyon de Chelly,” “Mogollon Rim,” “Cholla,” “Tlaquepacque,” and “Ajo.”

It’s noon on a weekday in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one single person is moving on the streets.

Hot air balloons can’t fly because the air outside is hotter than the air inside.

You buy guacamole/salsa by the gallon.

Your Christmas decorations include a half a yard of sand and 100 paper bags.

You think a red light is merely a suggestion.

All of your out-of-state friends start to visit after October, but clear out come the end of April.

You think someone driving while wearing oven mitts is clever.

Most of the restaurants in your town have the first name “El” or “Los.”

You think six tons of crushed rock makes a beautiful yard.

You can say “There will be a high of 115 degrees all week,” without fainting.

People break out jackets when the temperature drops below 70.

You discover, in July, it only takes two fingers to drive your car.

The pool can be warmer than you are.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?”

You realize Valley Fever isn’t a disco dance.

People with black cars or have black upholstery in their car are automatically assumed to be from out-of-state or nuts.

You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you’re wearing shorts.

Announcements for Fourth of July events never end with “in case of rain…”

You know that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.

You know that you can get a sunburn through your car window.

You have to explain to out-of-staters why there is no daylight savings time.

Tongue in cheek to a point, but also pretty damn true!!!  And the same can be said for West Texas about this time of year (except for the DST)!

h/t JP

What the hell???

ON the 4th of July no less???

I can’t embed the video from Fox 11 in LA, so go HERE.

LAPD, LASO, TSA, multiple undercover officers???

So my question is was this ‘targeted’ or just a ‘generic’ drill?  And how widespread was this?

On the 4th of freaking JULY???

Or is this the next step anytime there is a ‘public’ celebration of our ‘freedom’?  Apparently both the Boston Pops and the Mall in DC had HEAVY security and were routinely searching bags/people yesterday and last night.

Is this really what we’ve come to???  I truly hope not!!!

Edit- But apparently so… Richfield, MN canceled their carnival that has been going for a long time HERE.

And the PPP sent me THIS last night…

Gah…

Edit 2- And apparently they came after TJIC AGAIN yesterday, THIS from Tam…

Another false flag gun ‘rights’ organization ARPA…

From Buckeye Firearms News-

Do you remember the phoney “American Hunters and Shooters Association” that pretended to support gun rights … but actually advocated more gun control and endorsed (surprise, surprise) Barack Obama?

Well, now with the 2014 elections gearing up, another fake gun group has popped up claiming to support “sane” gun ownership.

They’re called the American Rifle and Pistol Association and they’re officially launching today, July 4. But don’t be fooled by all the firearm photos on their Facebook page or all the Second Amendment talk on their colorful website.

Here are direct quotes from their statement of principles:

R+P exists to promote SANE gun ownership and SANE firearms management. SANE stands for: Safety, Advocacy, Networking, and Education.

R+P believes that it is each state’s right to determine for benefit of its citizens any prerequisites, qualifications, documentation, training, and levels of demonstrated proficiency, if any, deemed necessary for lawful use of differing types of weapon systems. The establishment of any such requirements are not the prerogative of the federal government.

R+P seeks to work with state and local governments to help establish effective training and licensing programs designed to increase public safety while protecting eligible citizens’ rights to keep and bear arms.

Got that? “Sane” gun ownership. Demonstrated proficiency. Licensing programs. Protecting “eligible” citizens’ rights.

Exactly where in the Second Amendment does it say any of this? Who determines what is or is not sane? Since when do we need to demonstrate anything to exercise a right? Why do we need more licensing? And who exactly are the oh-so-lucky “eligible” citizens among us who will be granted protection from this bogus group of sham artists?

No, we don’t want “insane” people to have guns. And yes, we think training is great. But we don’t need more restrictions. We’ve been fighting for years to remove restrictions that do nothing to improve public safety and are designed merely to infringe on our rights as American citizens.

Go look at their statement of principals on the web page… Link HERE.

And TTAG even gets it right (but I’ll be damned if I’ll link to it), and if you go look at their facebook page, for an organization that supposedly went ‘public’ today, they already have over 11000 likes???

Um… I don’t think so.

False Flag? Most probably… Get the word out, and be aware…

And it IS kinda funny that they’d pop up today of all days; but then again I AM a cynical old bastard…

Happy 4th of July!!!

Chronology Of Events:
June 7, 1776 to January 18, 1777

1776

June 7 — Congress, meeting in Philadelphia, receives Richard Henry Lee’s resolution urging Congress to declare independence.

June 11 — Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Roger Sherman, and Robert R. Livingston appointed to a committee to draft a declaration of independence. American army retreats to Lake Champlain from Canada.

June 12 – 27 — Jefferson, at the request of the committee, drafts a declaration, of which only a fragment exists. Jefferson’s clean, or “fair” copy, the “original Rough draught,” is reviewed by the committee. Both documents are in the manuscript collections of the Library of Congress.

June 28 — A fair copy of the committee draft of the Declaration of Independence is read in Congress.

July 1 – 4 — Congress debates and revises the Declaration of Independence.

July 2 — Congress declares independence as the British fleet and army arrive at New York.

July 4 — Congress adopts the Declaration of Independence in the morning of a bright, sunny, but cool Philadelphia day. John Dunlap prints the Declaration of Independence. These prints are now called “Dunlap Broadsides.” Twenty-four copies are known to exist, two of which are in the Library of Congress. One of these was Washington’s personal copy.

July 5 — John Hancock, president of the Continental Congress, dispatches the first of Dunlap’s broadsides of the Declaration of Independence to the legislatures of New Jersey and Delaware.

July 6 — Pennsylvania Evening Post of July 6 prints the first newspaper rendition of the Declaration of Independence.

July 8 — The first public reading of the Declaration is in Philadelphia.

July 9 — Washington orders that the Declaration of Independence be read before the American army in New York — from his personal copy of the “Dunlap Broadside.”

July 19 — Congress orders the Declaration of Independence engrossed (officially inscribed) and signed by members.

August 2 — Delegates begin to sign engrossed copy of the Declaration of Independence. A large British reinforcement arrives at New York after being repelled at Charleston, S.C.

Take a moment to think of all those who gave their lives for this country and our freedom!

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Here we are 237 years later, and we need to work HARD to make sure our freedoms continue!

Stay safe, and enjoy the holiday how ever you choose!!!

Sigh…

If anybody in Hawaii or Kalifornia sees my body clock, will you please chivy it this way???

I think that sumbitch got off in one of those two places and is sitting on a beach somewhere drinking a Mai Tai with arms around a couple of blondes…

I ‘normally’ don’t get my ass kicked this badly by jet lag/time zones, but this time I’m STILL fighting to get back in sync…

In other news, it appears the Egyptians are NOT happy with BO… NOT AT ALL…

From TOWNHALL.

Quite the change from a few years ago…

And HERE is a blurb on the ‘rash’ of sexual assaults (Sharia Law remember).  Y’all ready for this to come here???

Oh yeah, and Greensboro, NC is re-instituting their curfew, but interestingly, if you watch the coverage HERE, they are ‘all’ identified only as high school students… one more PC report rather than honest reporting if you look at the video captures…

And Obummer care is now pushed to 2015, but the payments STILL kick in in 2014… I think they did it because they knew if it was forced onto folks next year, every damn one of them would be gone in the elections!!!

Thank you North…

Well, I’m guessing North finally had enough and has left the blogger sphere…

The Gun Blogger Black List has been taken down.  But I, for one, would like to publicly thank him for what he did to bring us together, and compile a list of good folks that read well and were connected through a single location.  And I want to thank him for the readers that he brought to my little corner of the sphere…

You will be missed my friend, and I wish you the best in your life’s endeavors…

Things to remember…

Three days, July 1-3 in and around a little town in Pennsylvania…

Little Round Top, Devil’s Den, the Wheat Field, the Peach Orchard…

Confederate causalities in dead, wounded, and missing 28,000 out of 75,000. Union casualties 23,000 out of 88,000…

Four months later it was dedicated as a military cemetery…

Gettysburg dedication

With this 2 minute speech.

Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate – we cannot consecrate – we cannot hallow – this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us – that from these honored dead we may take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion – that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain – that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom – and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

Abraham Lincoln – November 19, 1863

If you ever get the chance, Gettysburg ‘should’ be on your bucket list along with Lexington and Concord.

Please take a moment during your holidays to remember those who’ve shed blood for this country and it’s defense from July 4, 1776 when the Declaration of Independence was published through the Revolutionary War, War of 1812, Civil War, WWI, WWII, Korea, Vietnam, Gulf War I, and Gulf War II.  Without those brave men and women who were willing to give their lives, the USA has survived 237 years so far…

Let’s not let political correctness kill us now…

Sadly, link cleaning…

I really hated to do it, but I’ve been cleaning up the blog links, as it seems some good folks have just flat quit posting.  Hate to do it, but it was time to clean house. Added Erin P (Lurking Rhythmically) , she’s got a good, funny blog from a female perspective and is also a shooter!

Telling it like it is…

Don’t know how I missed this one, but this gent lays it out there…

I admire him for stepping up and telling the truth, and especially for what HE has done to defend/protect not only all of us, but the fact that he was willing to jeopardize his job by standing up and saying what he did.

We need more folks to be this honest and forthcoming.

h/t JP

They Grey Man, part 5…

Part 5

Throwing the last of the tickets on the table in disgust, Aaron looked at Matt and the rest of the table and said, “Well, I guess we got snookered again. Sometimes I think that is my typical luck, and it seems like it’s rubbed off on everybody else tonight.”

Matt laughed, “Well, we’re not going home empty handed Aaron, and I think the Colonel will be pretty happy with this, considering our competition this weekend. I don’t think we could legally have won anything anyway.”

The old man, Jesse, Matt and Aaron sat in a companionable silence, sipping coffee and nibbling on the deserts and cookies.  Watching the other shooters, wives and girlfriends circulating between tables and admiring the various plaques the different teams had won and the winners of the raffles admiring their prizes.

There was a small crowd looking at the scores, and more than a few glances were coming their way. Both SAS and the SEAL team were off in a corner by themselves and raucous laughter was heard every few minutes.  Jesse was looking at the plaque Matt and Aaron had won as the third place military team and decided to eat one more cookie.

“Oh damn, here comes the grunt again,” Matt moaned.

The old man looked across the table with a quizzical expression, “what’s the problem?”

“He keeps trying to catch us without our coins sir, Sergeant you’ve got yours right? Matt shook his head and started digging in his wallet for his as Aaron went for his breast pocket.

Jesse, not understanding what was happening looked over and asked, “Papa what coins are y’all talking about?”

The old man was reaching into his shirt and pulling out a pouch that was around his neck on a leather thong, from it he extracted an old silver looking coin and palmed it in his right hand.  “Just wait and see Jesse,” he said with a evil grin on his face.

The Army Sergeant weaved up to the table and slapped his hand down on the table, calling out,  “Coin check you misguided children! 101st, put up or buy up boys!”  And revealed a coin laying on the table.

Matt and Aaron both slapped their hands down on the table, saying in unison, “Two MEF.” And showed their coins.

The Army Sergeant looked over at the old man, “Do you even know what we’re talking about old man?”

The old man raised his hand to the table top, gently laid it on the table and said, “DOL, Fifth Group; you know what we drink.” And showed the old silver coin in his palm.

The Army sergeant literally turned pale and quickly put his coin back in his pocket, saying “Yes Sir, be right back Sir,” as he turned away and headed for the bar.

Jesse, now totally confused, looked at Matt and Aaron, who were also confused at this point and realized the old man was smiling, if it could be called that.  “Papa, what in the hell is going on?”

“Well, he stepped on his dick is what just happened Jesse; he didn’t think there would be any chance of running across one of us here, and he got caught out.  I hope y’all like brandy.”

Jesse asked, “what do you mean one of ‘US’ Papa, and what’s DOL?”  Matt chimed in, “I’ve never seen him do that either, what did you show him sir or was it what you said?”

Grinning, the old man spun the coin in his hand and passed it to Jesse, reaching under his shirt and taking off the pouch that had held the coin, “There are a few of us old farts around that go back to the early days when Fifth Group was the main Special Forces group in Vietnam.“ Pointing at the coin he said, “All of the old farts like me got silver coins presented by the General in country, and we all had these elephant hide pouches made for them.  We all wore them around our necks, and vowed never to be without them. DOL is De Oppresso Liber, Latin for to free from oppression and the motto of Special Forces.”

As Jesse looked at both sides of the coin and passed it to Matt, she shook her head and just looked at the old man, “Why is THIS the first time I’m finding this out Papa? And what’s this about drinking, I’ve never seen you take a drink in my life at least that I can remember.”

“Honey, there are a LOT of things you don’t know, and I hope to God you never find out; that was a different life and a different time from today.”

At that point a very subdued Army Sergeant returned to the table with four shots and quietly asked, “Sir if there is nothing else, may I be excused?”

The old man just nodded.  He gestured to the others and each picked up the shots, and he toasted, “De oppresso libre;” as they downed their shots.  Jesse shivered and wondered what she had gotten into, and realized she didn’t really like brandy.

Matt realized the old man they were sitting with was one of the real warriors, and at least for him, things began to fall into place.  The attitude, the old but well cared for rifle, the shooting ability, and his watchfulness all snapped into place and he decided he truly did not want to get on the wrong side of this man.  And he decided that this old man had put more than a few in the ground over the years…

He also wondered if Aaron had picked up on it, or was too enthralled by Jesse to be aware of the bigger picture.

The old man turned to Jesse, “You about ready girl? We got miles to go tomorrow and I ain’t gettin any younger.”

Jesse just shook her head, “Well Papa, I guess since ‘you’ need your sleep I guess we better get you to bed.”

Aaron looked like he was going to say something, but stopped when Matt gave him the quiet hand signal. Matt noticed the old man smiling, and he guessed he caught it.  The old man got up and so did Matt, Aaron and Jesse.

Fishing in his wallet, the old man passed Matt and Aaron cards, “Matt, Aaron, it was a pleasure to meet y’all, and I wish you the best in your careers; and if you ever get to West Texas,  give me a call.  I’ll treat y’all to some good BBQ on me.”

Aaron reached across and shook the old man’s hand, and Jesse walked around the table to give both Matt and Aaron hugs, and a peck on the cheek for Aaron, who promptly started turning red again.

Matt took the card and shook hands with the old man saying, “Mr. Cronin, if I ever get out that way I will, and thanks for letting us join you.  I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve never even checked your scores.  Do you know how well y’all did?”

“Nope, and I really don’t care. This trip was just for fun and to get outta Texas for a bit, and let Jesse see a different part of the country,” the old man replied.

Jesse looked at Matt asking, “Did you go look? And if you did, how’d we shoot? Papa never tells me anything.”

Matt, looking at both Jesse and the old man responded, “Well sir, y’all out shot everybody but the SAS and you tied them at 462 of a possible 470 points.  AND you did that without really modern guns, or scopes or spotting scopes.  If y’all had been a bit faster, you would have won the law enforcement side hands down, and probably beaten most of the military folks.”

Jesse and Aaron both looked at Matt in incredulity, but the old man just smiled.  Jesse hit the old man on the shoulder, “Dammit Papa, why didn’t you tell me we did that good?”

“Cause I don’t care hon, this is all for fun, so it don’t make a damn how good we did. And I knew coming in I was too old to run that far that fast.  But I wanted you to see that YOU can compete with the boys, and you don’t have a damn thing to be apologetic for. Now lets go,” said the old man as he shook Matt’s hand.

The old man and Jesse slipped out the back door, as quietly as they’d come.

The End.

Thanks to FarmGirl and Vine for the roofpreading… All errors are on me  🙂

And thanks to those who read and commented both here and via email…