A little ‘humor’…


Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe.

After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor..

So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for him. A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on — and it was a perfect fit!

He asked how much he owed.

Finkelstein brushed him off: “No, no, no, for the Son of God there’s no charge!

However, may I ask for a small favor. Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by Finkelstein, the Tailor?”

Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled the virtues of his Finkelstein robe whenever he spoke to the masses.

A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem , he happened to walk past Finkelstein’s shop and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein’s robes.

He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted him he said: “Jesus, Jesus, look what you’ve done for my business!

Would you consider a partnership?”

“Certainly,” replied Jesus

“Jesus & Finkelstein it is.”

“Oh, no, no,” said Finkelstein.

“Finkelstein & Jesus.

After all, I am the craftsman.”

The two of them debated this for some time.

Their discussion was long and spirited, but ultimately fruitful — and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise.. A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein’s shop:

I know, I know… but it is STILL funny… 🙂

Do you Give???

Jennifer put a post up HERE about giving blood… And AGirl had one up HERE.

I used to give blood all the time, and thankfully never had the experience AGirl had, at least not until that night after some beers…

Back in the early mumble 70s , the Navy/Marines used to have a ‘project’ for giving blood, ‘we’ knew it affectionately as “Vampire Liberty”. The Red Cross or local hospitals used to bring in either buses to take us to give, or bring a blood van to the bases.  Now for ‘some’ reason they always seemed to do this on Thursday between paydays…  If you gave blood, you got ‘early’ liberty on Friday. I ‘think’ it was around 13-1400… AND you got paid for your blood (since I am O+ I think I got maybe $5, but some of the ‘rare’ types got a LOT more; I remember we had one guy with AB- and I think he got around $40). 

During Vietnam, there was always a need for blood, and usually when we had a ‘duty week’, we’d go give on Monday.  I seem to remember we were limited to once every three months, but that’s still a lot of blood over x years. 

Sadly, due to my travels in strange/weird places over the years, I’m no longer allowed to give blood unless it’s TEOTWAWKI…

Why am I bringing this up, well to make a long story short, there are a LOT of folks that need ‘good’ blood, with the right antigens, and it seems fewer and fewer in the newer generations are willing to give.  

Folks, there is ALWAYS a significant need for blood, especially those who are accident victims, undergoing surgery, chemo, and lots of other uses.

HERE are some statistics that may surprise you…

Bottom line, sometimes the ‘best’ donation you can give is the cheapest… A little bit of your time, and a little bit of your blood.  The life you save ‘may’ be mine, or Jennifer’s, or AGirl’s; or someone you love…

AABB has a donation locator HERE, or the Red Cross has one HERE.

Thanks!

Equal time, and a clarification…

I received a comment an Aussie reader (Pax) and a link to another Australian article in The Conversation, from Monash University.


In the wake of the Port Arthur massacre and Monash University shootings, the conservative government of John Howard introduced a series of gun laws. These restricted who could own guns and the type of guns they could own.

While the impact of the Australian gun laws is still debated, there have been large decreases in the number of firearm suicides and the number of firearm homicides in Australia. Homicide rates in Australia are only 1.2 per 100,000 people people, with less than 15 percent of these resulting from firearms.

Prior to the implementation of the gun laws, 112 people were killed in 11 mass shootings. Since the implementation of the gun laws, no comparable gun massacres have occured in Australia.

Remarkably, American pro-gun advocates try to use the impact of the Australian gun law reform to make a case that reform “doesn’t work”. This seems amazing given the homicide rate in the United States is 5 per 100,000 people, with most homicides involving firearms.

When gun advocates use Australian crime stats, they sometimes employ a number of misleading tricks and sleights of hand. These tricks are common to several politically charged debates, and are a form of pseudo-science. Lets look at these tricks in action.


Full article presented HERE.

I’m not going to argue the statistics presented here, but I’d be curious as to the current rates and deaths per year. The last authoritative study quoted in the article was in 2006. I know from discussions I’ve personally had with both LEOs and ER docs in Australia, they are seeing more ‘illegal’ guns used. Now what that definition of ‘more’ is, I’m not sure.

Thanks Pax, appreciate your chiming in and your clarification!

Gah… More Sequestration and other Social Engineering…

Strange things are afoot (as usual) inside the Beltway…

Reader Craig points out the issues of maintenance and inability for the Navy to decom ships…  From Military.com…


The Navy is stuck with a number of poorly performing ships it wasn’t permitted to scrap but can’t afford to fix because Congress hasn’t resolved its budget stalemate.

Four Ticonderoga-class guided missile cruisers were on the Navy’s decommissioning list for 2013 because repairing and upgrading them would cost billions of dollars. But Congress objected to the cuts and instead authorized money to maintain three of them.
That money has yet to materialize.

Congress failed to agree on a 2013 budget and instead placed government spending under a continuing resolution — a Band-Aid measure that keeps the government running at 2012 budget levels, with no new appropriations.

That leaves the Navy responsible for keeping three cruisers operational, including the Norfolk-based Anzio, without setting aside money to maintain or repair them, much less do necessary upgrades. As a result, the Anzio and two other cruisers — the Vicksburg, based in Mayport, Fla., and the Cowpens, in Yokosuka, Japan — are operating at diminished levels and with minimal staffing, able to do some local tasks, but not considered suitable for deploying overseas.


Now I happen to know for a fact that the USS Cowpens IS forward deployed… So how is ‘that’ working out?  Not well…

Full article HERE

And the key, as I’ve said before is the LACK of maintenance funds… A couple of years ago the figure was ~$450M shortfall, so ONLY the pre-deployers were getting fixed… And we’re still having ships fail INSURV (THE major service inspection).

In other news, proof that CJCS and especially Gen Dempsey have drunk the koolaid, there will be an announcement by Panetta tomorrow that women will be ‘allowed’ to go into combat by 2015 in the Army and Marines.

Women in all branches of the military soon will have unprecedented opportunities to serve on the front lines of the nation’s wars.

Leon Panetta, in one of his last acts as President Obama’s defense secretary, is preparing to announce the policy change, which would open hundreds of thousands of front-line positions and potentially elite commando jobs after more than a decade at war, the Pentagon confirmed Wednesday.

The groundbreaking move recommended by the Joint Chiefs of Staff overturns a 1994 rule banning women from being assigned to smaller ground combat units. Panetta’s decision gives the military services until January 2016 to seek special exceptions if they believe any positions must remain closed to women.

“This policy change will initiate a process whereby the services will develop plans to implement this decision, which was made by the secretary of defense upon the recommendation of the Joint Chiefs of Staff,” a senior defense official told reporters on condition of anonymity.

Full article HERE.

What’s NOT being said, is this will not be an ‘optional’ assignment… If you (the female) end up in a combat MOS, like it or not, want it or not, your butt WILL be in combat.  The really scary part is that the ‘plan’ is to open all elite forces to females; if this is true, what are they going to do with the minimum standards required today for admission to these units???

AND one more, as if your BP isn’t high enough already…  

This one is for all you ex-Air Force folks…
From Military Times online.


The objective of the inspection was to ensure a professional work environment in the Air Force and reflect the high caliber of Airmen serving in our Air Force.

/snip/

Over 100 Air Force installations were inspected. Commanders of thousands of units inspected the workspaces of almost 600,000 Air Force military and civilian personnel. Commanders looked for and removed three broad categories of material: pornographic; unprofessional; or inappropriate or offensive.

According to the results, in the three categories, the Air Force found 631 instances of pornography (magazines, calendars, pictures, videos that intentionally displayed nudity or depicted acts of sexual activity); 3,987 instances of unprofessional material (discrimination, professional appearance, items specific to local military history such as patches, coins, heritage rooms, log books, song books, etc); and 27,598 instances of inappropriate or offensive items (suggestive items, magazines, posters, pictures, calendars, vulgarity, graffiti).

Identified items were documented and either removed or destroyed. In some instances, findings were turned over to OSI where appropriate. The areas inspected were all government workspaces and shared common areas such as briefing rooms, break rooms and computer drives.

The inspections are one in a series of initiatives the Air Force has undertaken to combat sexual assault. The Air Force conducted bystander intervention training service-wide, examined supplementary training for commanders and made multiple avenues of support available to every victim of sexual assault. Support services include counseling, medical, mental health, and safety services and victim’s advocate among other things. Also of note, the Air Force has launched a pilot program designed to provide legal assistance to victims of sexual assault will begin later this month.

Full article HERE.

I don’t have a problem with stopping sexual and other abuses, it should have been done a LONG time ago.  What I DO have a problem with is that apparently the USAF is removing it’s history from the spaces. When squadron coins, patches and class pictures are deemed inappropriate, what is next??? And in a conversation, apparently the  ‘bystander intervention’ also includes reporting anything the bystander doesn’t like (e.g. posters, plaques, cups, etc.)…

I wonder what he would do with these???


  The Cubi O’Club Bar, transported to the Naval Aviation Museum in Pensacola.

The NAVY understands tradition, and how to balance tradition with progress… Just sayin…

h/t Craig, Les, and Don

Worth your time…

Six minutes long, from Australia on what has happened since gun confiscation…



Suffice to say it’s NOT pretty…  

From out of the past…

A good reminder from the email trail…

Joe Horn and David Codrea co-wrote a nice little monograph about liability and doctors asking questions about guns back in 2000.  It got quite a bit of play on the various forums and throughout the gunnie emails…

Today, I got a copy again, and I thought it would be a good idea to post the links to Joe’s site so that you can print your own.  Thankfully ‘my’ doctor is a long time hunter and shooter, and I when I showed it to him, he was in total agreement; he also stated it was NONE of his business what a patient owned.

Joe Horn’s link HERE

Huh, just realized I’ve done 1500 posts…

I want to thank you loyal readers who’ve put up with the drivel I’ve thrown out there for the last 5 years, and I just want to thank you for the comments, corrections and emails either in support, criticism and the occasional WTF are you doing ones…

I do read and appreciate your comments, and I try my best to acknowledge/respond to those comments to the maximum extent possible.  

At least for now, I intend to NOT use either mediation or word verification; but if the spam keeps ramping up I may have to go to that.

Again, thank you each and every one for reading and commenting.  And I have to admit I’ve met some outstanding folks via this medium, and have been lucky enough to meet quite a few in meatspace also… 

A new addition to the ‘stable’…

Seems a few other folks are out picking up ‘strays’ that need a new home for a variety of reasons…

This one followed me home today…


Late 1942, early 1943 Winchester M-1 Carbine, correct, not arsenal rebuilt.

The stock was refinished, but other than that, it’s period correct…


It’s got the early style button safety, the older ‘squared’ ejector and muzzle wear indicates it’s about half life at this point.


The only thing “wrong” with it is that it’s missing the front sling swivel.  I’m betting this one was a DCM sale many years ago.  Good, tight, equal wear on the parts and ‘supposedly’ a good shooter.

Of course ‘good’ for these is 5 inches at 100 yards… In any case it has to be better than the last one of these I had (could hit the barn 3 of 5 standing INSIDE it…  Sold that one for $25…

Looking forward to getting to the range with it; of course that assumes I can FIND some ammo… sigh…

The ‘real’ NY agenda???

From the Commentator…

NY Democrat pleads with Republican not to share document…

The State of New York this week passed some of the strictest gun control laws in the United States, effectively outlawing ‘assault weapons’ and limiting the size of magazines.
 
But if Republican Assemblyman Steve McLaughlin is to be believed, the New York State Democrats would have gone further if they could have. Much, much further.

/snip/

The List…

1. Confiscation of “assault weapons”
2. Confiscation of ten round clips
3. Statewide database for ALL Guns
4. Continue to allow pistol permit holder’s information to be replaced to the public
5. Label semiautomatic shotguns with more than 5 rounds or pistol grips as “assault weapons”
6. Limit the number of rounds in a magazine to 5 and confiscation and forfeiture of banned magazines
7. Limit possession to no more than two (2) magazines
8. Limit purchase of guns to one gun per person per month
9. Require re-licensing of all pistol permit owners
10. Require renewal of all pistol permits every five years
11. State issued pistol permits
12. Micro-stamping of all guns in New York State
13. Require licensing of all gun ammo dealers
14. Mandatory locking of guns at home
15. Fee for licensing, registering weapons


Full article with video HERE.

Any doubt this is also the administration’s REAL agenda???

Not in my mind…

And those EOs that are going to be signed?  I want to see them in the Federal Register and read them line by line, word for word to see what they REALLY say… 

USN Then and Now…


And oh so damn true for the most part…

THEN
NOW

If you smoked, you had an ashtray on your desk.
If you smoke, you get sent outside and treated like a leper, if you’re lucky.

Mail took weeks to come to the ship.
If the ship is near land, there’s a mob topside to see if their cell phones work.

If you left the ship it was in Blues or Whites, even in home port.
The only time you wear Blues or Whites is for ceremonies.

You wore bell bottoms everywhere on the ship.
Bell Bottoms are gone and 14 yr-old girls wear them everywhere.

You wore a Dixie cup all day, with every uniform.
It’s not required and you have a choice of different hats.

Say “DAMN,” people knew you were annoyed and avoided you.
Say “DAMN,” you’d better be talking about a hydro electric plant.

The Ships Office yeoman had a typewriter on his desk for doing daily reports.
Everyone has a computer with Internet access and they wonder why no work is getting done.

We painted pictures of pretty girls on airplanes to remind us of home.
We put the real thing in the cockpit.

Your girlfriend was at home, praying you would return alive.
She is on the same ship, praying your condom worked.

If you got drunk off duty, your buddies would take you back to
the ship so you could sleep it off.
If you get drunk off duty, they slap you in rehab and ruin your career.

Canteens were made out of steel and you could heat coffee or hot Chocolate in them.
Canteens are made of plastic, you can’t heat them because they’ll melt, and anything inside always tastes like plastic.

Our top officers were professional sailors first. They commanded respect.
Our top officers are politicians first. They beg not to be given a wedgie.

They collected enemy intelligence and analyzed it.
They collect our pee and analyze it.

If you didn’t act right, they’d put you on extra duty until you straightened up.
If you don’t act right, they start a paper trail that follows you forever.

Medals were awarded to heroes who saved lives at the risk of their own.
Medals are awarded to people who show up for work most of the time.

You slept in a barracks, like a soldier.
You sleep in a dormitory, like a college kid.

You ate in a Mess Hall or Galley. It was free and you could have
all the food you wanted.
You eat in a Dining Facility. Every slice of bread or pat of butter costs, and you can only have one.

If you wanted to relax, you went to the Rec Center, played pool, smoked and drank beer.
You go to the Community Center and can still play pool, maybe.

If you wanted a quart of beer and conversation, you could go to the Chief’s or Officers’ Club.
The beer will cost you three dollars and someone is watching to see how much you drink.

The Exchange had bargains for sailors who didn’t make much money.
You can get better merchandise and cheaper at Wal-Mart.

If an Admiral wanted to make a presentation, he scribbled down
some notes and a YN spent an hour preparing a bunch of charts.
The Admiral has his entire staff spending days preparing a Power Point Presentation.

We called the enemy things like “Commie Bastards” and “Reds” because we didn’t like them.
We call the enemy things like “Opposing Forces” and “Aggressors or Insurgents” so we won’t offend them.

We declared victory when the enemy was dead and all his things were broken.
We declare victory when the enemy says he is sorry and won’t do it again.

A commander would put his butt on the line to protect his people.
A commander will put his people on the line to protect his butt.

Nuff said…