That May Never Be Answered If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Laws we live under, like it or not… LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. LAW OF GRAVITY – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, … Continue reading
“FINE” is the word women use at the end of any argument when they feel they are right but can’t stand to hear you argue any longer. It means that you should shut up. (NEVER use “fine” to describe how … Continue reading
With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus’s sleigh before allowing him to fly on Christmas eve. The inspector arrives and checks the reindeer and they … Continue reading
Are you as smart as the average sixty year old??? 01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day, and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don’t … Continue reading
I’ve been a long time supporter of Day by Day, drawn by Chris Muir. Love the work, the incredible talent it takes to do that every day, and his ability to capture in a couple of panels the ‘mood’ of … Continue reading
One can only ‘wonder’ where some of these came from… -You must get out of bed on the same side that you get in or you will have bad luck. -Many people believe that washing dishes and doing laundry on … Continue reading
A couple since I can’t find a damn thing GOOD to post… This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every … Continue reading
Quickie road trip today, so you get this… This is a great Rube Goldburg… Kudos to Beneful for figuring this one out and actually getting it to work! h/t JP … Continue reading
Homographs are words of like spelling but with more than one meaning. A homograph that is also pronounced differently is a heteronym. You think English is easy?? I think a retired English teacher was bored…THIS IS GREAT! Read all the … Continue reading