TBT…

For those who think firing a missile or dropping a bomb from a UAV is a ‘new’ thing…

Not so much…  🙂

And one more oldie but a goody… JP and a few others will recognize this one…

Julie Gibson

Julie Gibson…

What connection did she have with the Navy???

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Fishes…

I’m amazed at the fascination of Asians with Koi…  It’s a Carp… Not real good eating, but it’s a food fish…

IMG_2114_2Cyprinus carpio or more specifically nishikigoi, are a group of fish that are ornamental varieties of domesticated common carp that are kept for decorative purposes in outdoor koi ponds or water gardens.

There’s a whole time sink if one is really interested HERE

Ironically, and I didn’t know this, Carp (Koi) and Goldfish are related, and are both products of breeding starting 1000 years ago give or take by the Chinese…

There is a whole culture that surrounds this, and it’s a HUGE business apparently…

I’m sorry, but I like my fish deep fried (Catfish) or lightly seared (Tuna). Other than that, Bass and Trout are good too! 🙂

It probably took me 10 minutes of standing there to actually get a good picture without a hand, head or camera in the picture… Sigh…

No connectivity/TGM…

Is not necessarily a bad thing… 🙂

Spent the last week with for all practical purposes no connectivity due to work. And honestly it was kinda nice to NOT have to worry about jumping on the net and trying to jump through a lot of hoops to keep up with what is going on.

Kinda restful actually…

I managed to actually get a little writing done on book 3 of The Grey Man series, and had a little time to go see the Russian Fort on Kauai, something I’d been driving by for years.

While I missed my daily reads, I didn’t really miss chasing news reports and other crap on the net, and we were pretty busy at work anyway!

So here’s a little bit more from the new book…

The usual caveats apply, no editing at this point… 🙂

No More Cast

Jesse slumped back against the wall and wiped the sweat from her face with a towel. As she finished a shadow loomed over her and she looked up to see Chief Holt standing in front of her. “Well Jesse, how did that feel?”

Jesse huffed out a breath and leaned forward, “Chief, I know you took your training under the Marquis de Sade, and you have me in your tender mercies, but dammit why are you trying to kill me?”

Holt laughed, “That which…” and Jesse echoed with him, “Does not kill you makes you stronger.”

Jesse continued, “Yeah, yeah, I got all that shit. I don’t know which hurts more, my thigh, my butt or my back. Not to mention the shoulder.”

Doc Fischer strolled into the spaces prompting an attention on deck call, which he ignored waving at everyone to continue what they were doing. Petty Officer Hawthorne was trailing him with a stack of files under her arm and a long suffering expression on her face.

Doc stopped at various individuals, poked and prodded some, had others do various flexion stretches and had some lift various weights as he observed them while Hawthorne frantically tried to keep up with the note taking in the individual’s records and not drop the files. He finally got around to Jesse and said, “Don’t put the cast back on, walk to the office, turn around and walk back please.”

Jesse gingerly walked across the PT space turned and walked back as the doc watched with a critical eye then said, “Again and turn the other direction this time. Walk normally.”

Jesse tried it again, turning on the bad leg this time, and walked back to the doc. Stopping in front of him, she asked, “Was that better?”

Ignoring her question he said, “Sit.” Reaching down he put a palm on her right ankle, “Lift.”

Jesse tried to lift her leg, but he resisted. Switching ankles he said, “Lift.” Same thing again. Cupping the ankle he said, “Pull.” Jesse winced a little as the knee protested, but she pulled as hard as she could. Then it was repeated on the right side. All the while Doc Fischer was mumbling notes to Hawthorne who wrote frantically in Jesse’s now two inch thick record. He poked the shoulder area, had her do rotations and flexes, followed by pushes and pulls and finally said, “To the office and back once more please.”

Jesse eased down off the table and started across the space again when Fischer yelled, “Normally.” Jesse concentrated on trying to walk normally, turned and threw her head up trying to step out like she used to do.

Lance Corporal Baldwin yelled out from the ‘rack’, “Swing it honey!”

And Jesse retorted, “Ah shaddap No Balls.”

Baldwin replied, “Hey now, I’ve got one left and apparently it’s working again! See, last night…”

Which was met with a shouted chorus of “TMI, TMI.” from everyone in the room.

Doc Fischer finally said, “Okay, I think we’ll try you without the walking cast. Based on the x-rays the bones have healed, and your muscle tone is coming back slowly. No cane, crutches only when you’re tired or the leg starts to hurt. Hurts too bad, put the cast back on. Do not push it. Understand?”

Jesse beamed, “Yes sir!”

“And keep the extra-curricular activities to a minimum for now also.”

Jesse smiled, “Well my hubby is still deployed, so don’t have any of those Doc.”

Doc laughed at that and smiled at her then turned to the Chief. “Keep her on the flexion and weights for both legs, start on the leg press. Nautilus for the shoulder, chiro and deep tissue on lower spine and back times three.”

Chief Holt nodded as Hawthorne wrote everything down, and then hurried to catch up with the doc as he headed for the door.

The chief directed Jesse to the Nautilus machine saying, “Okay Bear, you’re outta there. Wipe it down for the lady and hit the showers.”

Sergeant ‘Bear’ Wojokowski unfolded his two hundred forty plus pounds out of the machine like an erector set, grabbed a fresh towel and quickly wiped the machine down. “Sorry Mizz Jesse. Didn’t mean to stink it up for you.”

Jesse patted Bear on the good shoulder saying, “No biggie Bear. None of us exactly smell daisy fresh in here.”

Bear chuckled, “True! Skritch my shoulder please?”

Jesse nodded, “Sure, bend down so I can at least reach it.”

Bear leaned forward and turned his back toward Jesse and she used her nails to scratch his shoulder since he couldn’t reach it at all due to his injuries. Feeling the ridges of skin under the t-shirt, she remembered the first time she’d seen him with his shirt off, and almost threw up. She’d never seen such massive scarring on a live person before, and like everyone else over the last couple of months, she’d learned their stories, even as they learned hers.

Sergeant Wojokowski had been hit by almost the full force of an RPG that detonated as he’d charged around a corner of a wall and it had sprayed his back and shoulder with fragments in addition to pretty much destroying the shoulder joint. Doc Fischer had rebuilt him, and said between Bear and No Balls, he had two $3 million dollar men. Bear was one of the gentlest people Jesse had ever met, falling into that gentle giant category just like Trey did.

No Balls, on the other hand, was slight, blond haired kid that looked like a fifteen year old choir boy. According to those who knew him, he was utterly fearless, both in the field and back at home. He’d been stitched by a heavy machine gun just below the vest while single-handedly breaking up an ambush. The rounds had blown out both sides of his pelvis and taken out one of his testicles on the way. Only by the grace of God had the rounds missed both femoral arteries and a medevac already on the way in to pick up other wounded. Even lying flat on his back, he’d hit on Jesse a couple of times until Chief Holt had apparently had a word or two with him. But he still picked at her, just now more like brother and sister.

Private ‘Lopes’ Lopez had turned out to be from El Paso. Since the ‘rack’ and the leg machine were adjacent to each other, they’d spoken mostly Spanish to each other, which had turned into a running joke in the PT space. Lopez, wiry and taciturn, had been a gunner in a Hummer that hit an IED[1]. He was suffering from a crushed vertebra and shrapnel in both legs and what they were calling TBI[2]. Jesse suspected there was some pretty serious trauma there, as he seemed to have lost most of his English, and had trouble some days remembering even the simplest things about home. Jesse had told Chief Holt of her fears, and he’d thanked her and gone off to talk to somebody.

As Jesse worked through the reps on the Nautilus she thought to herself, these guys are like my family now. They’re the brothers I never had, and I didn’t realize how badly people can be injured and survive, much less be considered not badly wounded. What is badly wounded? I’m not sure I ever want to find out.

Christmas was just around the corner, and Jesse decided she would figure out some way to put on a feed for the guys. She looked around with an appraising glance and tried to estimate how many people she could possibly feed, and where. The one nice thing, if there was one about therapy, was she could let her mind run free.

Since it was Friday, she knew Felicia would be over for dinner, and she decided to enlist her to help and maybe get Felicia to cook some of her tamales too!

Thanks to those that continue to buy both the first two books, and I’ll beg again for reviews.  Those DO help, and they are appreciated…

Husar’s Laws part 5…

  • If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit.  There’s no use in making a fool of yourself.
  • Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is then
  •           walks away with your watch.
  • The problem drinker is the one who never buys.
  • Husar’s Rule of Survival: Pack your own parachute.
  • If it works right the first time, you’ve obviously done something wrong.
  • Jesuit Principle. It is better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission.
  • A fool and his money are welcomed everywhere.
  • Don’t try to solve all life’s problems at once – learn to dread each day as it
  •          comes.
  • A man can have more money than brains; but not for long.
  • If you have to travel on a Titanic, why not go first class?
  • You’re only as old as you feel — the next day.
  • Golden Rule of Menus. If you can’t pronounce it, you can’t afford it.
  • Thank God it’s Friday – only two more working days this week.
  • When it is necessary to choose between ignorance and stupidity, choose ignorance, it’s curable.
  • The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.
  • 3 Rules of Ruination. There a 3 ways to be ruined in this world: first is by sex, second is by gambling and the third is by engineers.  Sex is the most fun, gambling is the most exciting, and engineers are the surest.
  • Husar’s Do-It-Yourself Code. (1) Any tool left on top of a ladder will fall off and hit you in the head. (2) Any rope left dragging from any object will catch on something. (3) For the successful completion of any task requiring tools, it is necessary to bleed at least once.
  • Only the lead dog sees changes in the scenery; everyone else sees an asshole.
  • It is easier to do it the hard way.
  • If you can’t do anything about it, don’t

The detritus of aviation history…

Or another one of those things most people never see…

Just a weird looking fabric hangar sitting off the end of a runway…

IMG_2102Except for a little plaque outside the door…IMG_2088Kauai is the home of one of the busiest test ranges (open ocean) in the world, and it is used by all the services, DARPA, NASA and you name it…

Pathfinder was a one off that set a record for the ERAST program at NASA!

Sadly many ‘little’ things like this aren’t on any tours… Just like the USS Utah memorial at Ford Island…

And I finally got a little connectivity! Yea!!!

Sorry for my lack of commenting.

Russian Forts in Hawaii…

Fort Elisabeth at Waimea, Kauai…

See the link above for more details.

But the twist is, this was a RUSSIAN fort! Built around 1815, occupied until 1817 then finally ‘destroyed’ in 1864…

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Looking out over the approach to WaimeaIMG_2067

From the top of the sawtooth battlement looking back into the fort.IMG_2068

Looking down on the Waimea river outflow.IMG_2070

Looking over at the next sawtooth, earthen mound, covered with volcanic rock, and smoothed on top for cannons…IMG_2071

Steps leading to the top of the battlement- Still trying to figure out how they got cannon up these…IMG_2072

Looking across the inner compound. The flag is the Russian American Company flag.IMG_2074

The ‘main’ gate, or entrance to the fort.  The guardhouse would have been just to the left of the entry.IMG_2076

There were two more built on the Northern side of the island but these were basically dirt mounded forts, guarding two more rivers on that side of Kauai.

A very interesting ‘take’ on the history of the fort is available on the Russian History Blog HERE.

 

Hi…

I’m Old NFO and I’m an ammoholic…

I have this craving for ammo…

Ammo office

And I like to have it readily available…

Ammo

But I can quit anytime…

ammo closet

I ‘like’ to have ready ammo, just in case…

But I can quit any time. Really I can…

I just have to stop going to gun stores, and WallyWorld, and shopping online, and…

Oh, a deal on .22 bricks? I’ll be right there!

TBT…

This one is for Ev…

Know anybody in that video???

Back in the early 70s we had a ‘close encounter’ with one of these…

Flying a Market Time patrol off Vietnam, and one of these came chugging directly at us co-altitude and on a collision course! The pilots pulled up and it went under us, then disappeared across the coastline heading incountry.  Never did find out where it came from or who ‘lost’ it…

And now we’re doing it again… sigh…

Net Humor…

These go out to Ex-Bootneck and my other Brit readers…

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair wi th another woman.’
The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’
The Irishman said, ‘Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.’
The priest said, ‘Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.  You’re not to see that woman again.  For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.’
The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.
He paused for a moment and then started to leave.
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, ‘I saw that.  You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’
The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!’

Lemon Squeeze
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession.  Upon entering the confessional, she said, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.’
The priest said, ‘Confess your sins and be forgiven.’
The young woman said, ‘Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.’
The priest thought long and hard and then said, ‘Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.’
The young woman asked, ‘Will this cleanse me of my sins?’
The priest said, ‘No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.’

Catholic Dog
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.  One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, ‘Father, my dog is dead.  Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for the poor creature?’
Father Patrick replied, ‘I’m afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church.  But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there’s no tellin’ what they believe.  Maybe they’ll do something for the creature.’
Muldoon said, ‘I’ll go right away Father.  Do ya’ think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?’
Father Patrick exclaimed, ‘Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus!  Why didn’t ya tell me the dog was Catholic?’

Donation
Father O’Malley answers the phone. ‘Hello, is this Father O’Malley?’
‘It is!’
‘This is the IRS. Can you help us?’
‘I can!’
‘Do you know a Ted Houlihan?’
‘I do!’
‘Is he a member of your congregation?’
‘He is!’
‘Did he donate $10,000 to the church?’
‘He will.’

Confession
An elderly man walks into a confessional.  The following conversation ensues:
Man:  ‘I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.  Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitch-hiking.  We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.’
Pries t:  ‘Are you sorry for your sins?’
Man:  ‘What sins?’
Priest:  ‘What kind of a Catholic are you?’
Man:  ‘I’m Jewish.’
Priest: ‘Why are you telling me all this?’
Man:  ‘I’m 92 years old . . . . I’m telling everybody!’

Brothel Trip
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night.  Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.
‘I’m 90 years old,’ he says.
’90?’ replies the woman.  ‘Don’t you realize you’ve had it?’
‘Oh, sorry,’ says the old man.  ‘How much do I owe you?’

Senility
An elderly man went to his doctor and said, ‘Doc, I think I’m getting senile.  Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.’
‘That’s not senility,’ replied the doctor.  ‘Senility is when you forget to zip down.’

Pest Control
A woman was ha ving a passionate affair with an Irish inspector from a pest-control company.  One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
‘Quick,’ said the woman to the lover, ‘into the closet!’ and she pushed him in the closet, stark naked.
The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet.  ‘Who are you?’ he asked him.
‘I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,’ said the exterminator.
‘What are you doing in there?’ the husband asked.
‘I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,’ the man replied.
‘And where are your clothes?’ asked the husband.
The man looked down at himself and said, ‘Those little bastards!’

Marriage Humour

Wife:  ‘What are you doing?’
Husband:  ‘Nothing.’
Wife:
  ‘Nothing . . . ?  You’ve been studying our marriage certificate for quite some time.’
Husband:
  ‘I was looking for the expiration date.’


Wife
:  ‘Do you want dinner?’
Husband:
  ‘Sure!  What are my choices?’
Wife:  ‘Yes or no.’

Stress Reliever
Girl:  ‘When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.’
Boy:
  ‘It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.’
Girl:
  ‘Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.’

Son:  ‘Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
Mom:  ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’
Son:  ‘But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’

A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’
‘Honey,’ the woman replied sweetly, ‘I’d have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!’

A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor!’

Husbands are husbands
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.  ‘What was that for?’ the man asked.  The wife replied, ‘That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket’.  The man then said ‘When I was at the races last week, Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on.’  The wife apologised and went on with the housework.  Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious.  Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.  Wife replied. ‘Your horse phoned’

Let us pray…………………
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk…

Who do you believe???

This is from NRA/ILA…

Recent revelations about a proposed federal law enforcement program might have some friends and families drawing lots to decide who drives to the next gun show.

Criminals rarely obtain guns from gun shows. A Department of Justice survey of state and federal inmates, found that only 0.7 percent of those polled had acquired a firearm that they possessed at the time of their offense from a gun show. Unfortunately, this didn’t stop at least one federal official from suggesting that the sophisticated tools of the modern surveillance state be turned on unsuspecting gun show attendees.

Documents obtained in a Freedom of Information Act request filed by the American Civil Liberties Union reveal that, in 2009, the Drug Enforcement Administration contemplated using License Plate Readers (LPRs) to track vehicle traffic from gun shows. A highly redacted email from an unknown DEA official suggests the program was past infancy, and stated, “DEA Phoenix Division Office is working closely with ATF on attacking the guns going to [redacted] and the guns shows to include programs/operation with LPRs at the gun shows.”

ACLU correctly points out the danger of such technology in an article on their website, explaining, “An automatic license plate reader cannot distinguish between people transporting illegal guns and those transporting legal guns, or no guns at all; it only documents the presence of any car driving to the event. Mere attendance at a gun show, it appeared, would have been enough to have one’s presence noted in a DEA database.”

The proposed program is even more disturbing when placed into the larger context of the Justice Department’s ongoing general license plate tracking program. A January 26 article from the Wall Street Journal explains the broad contours of DOJ LPR surveillance. The piece states, “The Justice Department has been building a national database to track in real time the movement of vehicles around the U.S., a secret domestic intelligence-gathering program that scans and stores hundreds of millions of records about motorists.” The authors go on to explain the wide availability of the collected data, writing, “Many state and local law-enforcement agencies are accessing the database for a variety of investigations… putting a wealth of information in the hands of local officials who can track vehicles in real time on major roadways.” They further note that this national database “allows any police agency that participates to quickly search records of many states for information about a vehicle.”

According to a January 27 Wall Street Journal article focusing specifically on the gun show surveillance proposal, DEA Administrator Michele Leonhart told the paper, “The proposal in the email was only a suggestion. It was never authorized by DEA, and the idea under discussion in the email was never launched.” Further, the article stated that DOJ officials were quick to deny any BATFE involvement in the LPR scheme. However, as has been made clear by the events of the last two years, public statements by federal officials regarding the scope of federal surveillance activities should be viewed with a healthy dose of skepticism.

Full article HERE.

So… Do we believe the NRA and the WSJ or do we ‘believe’ the Feds???

Dunno about y’all, but I know which way ‘I’ am leaning… I can’t help but wonder if they’re going to monitor the Walmart parking lot too???

YMMV, IANAL, and I didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn last night either…