It just doesn’t pay to fall out of bed in the morning…
Sigh…
Had an offsite meeting yesterday, and of course it was early, so I had to fight traffic. Since I refuse to drive through DC, I got to go ‘play’ on 395/495 in morning rush…
So I ‘finally’ get to the facility, and oops, gotta go through a security check. Okay fine…
Go in, fill out the paperwork…
Get the vehicle inspected… Open the doors, glove box, back hatch…
Tap, tap, tap… Finally cleared, get a pass into the facility…
Go to the gate I’m supposed to go in, get ANOTHER pass, drive around for 5 minutes, NO parking places…
Back out, ask guard…
Words to the effect of “Overflow parking is about 1/2 mile back ‘thataway’…
Drive back find the right lot (making sure BOTH passes are visible). Finally find a spot all the way out at the back of the lot. Hike back to the personnel gate, only to be told ‘I’ can’t go through that one, walk another two blocks to the vehicle gate…
FINALLY get into the building 10 minutes before the meeting starts… Get ANOTHER pass, wait in line…
Get in the meeting, spend 15 minutes waiting for everybody in the building to show up. No coffee, no restroom close…
Meeting finally ends, hike back to the truck, and they’re PAVING the damn entry to the parking lot… You can’t leave I’m told…
Watch me… drive across the grass, jump the curb, and I’m outta there!
Get back to the office, go to laminate my new CWP. And… the damn laminator eats it!!!
Sigh… Back down to the courthouse, back up stairs and stand in line. ‘Present’ my little problem, the lady literally burst out laughing… And calls over co-workers. And they all laugh…
The lady finally comes back, still snickering, and apologized, but she said she’d NEVER seen one that badly mangled. She disappears with it, and about 20 minutes later, I get another one…
With a cheap shot of, “You really need to use a better laminator.” And a chuckle… At least she didn’t charge me!
To add insult to injury, my back decided to spasm as I was leaving work.
I would ask for a do over, but I’m not sure what ELSE would go wrong…