You just can’t make these up…

Because nobody would believe it…

From the Jeruselum Post

On Friday President Barack Hussein Obama informed the US Congress that he intended to sell 125 M-1A1 Abrams Tanks to the Egyptian Military.

Say WHAT???  OF course it’s done on FRIDAY so it’ll be out of the news cycle by Monday (and ignored by the MSM anyway)…
Lindh wants group prayers

Taliban John Walker Lindh is expected to testify in Indiana lawsuit that challenges limits placed on group prayer among Muslims.  Inmates in the unit are allowed to have group prayers once a week. Lindh says that violates his religion’s requirement that they pray together daily. 

HELLO, you’re in PRISON you don’t get everything you want… And there is a little thing called ‘security’ that is the over-riding concern, not your ‘group’ prayers…

Who shot who?  The police of course

All nine people wounded during a dramatic confrontation between police and a gunman outside the Empire State Building were struck by bullets fired by the two officers, police said Saturday, citing ballistics evidence.

In other news, ‘apparently’ NYPD only fires about 200 rounds a YEAR for training and qualifications, and they ‘apparently’ only have to score in the 70% range to ‘qualify’…  One MORE reason NOT to visit NYC (or the whole damn state for that matter)…

TSA at Paul Ryan Event

The latest example of this kind of activity occurred at an event organized by Mitt Romney’s GOP running mate Paul Ryan this past weekend in The Villages, Florida.

The Shark Tank blog reports that TSA officers showed up alongside Secret Service and the local Sumter County Sheriff’s Office, and proceeded to do what they do like no one else does.

When you ‘add up’ all the ‘outreach’ TSA is doing, it really starts raising a lot of questions (at least in MY mind), about what the real goal is…  And under who’s authority are they out there???
 
From a teacher in the Nashville area.

“We are worried about ‘the cow’ when it is all about the ‘Ice Cream.’

The most eye-opening civics lesson I ever had was while teaching third grade this year.

The presidential election was heating up and some of the children showed an interest.  I decided that we would have an election for a class president.  We would choose our nominees. They would make a campaign speech and the class would vote.  To simplify the process, candidates were nominated by other class members.  We discussed what kinds of characteristics these students should have. 



We got many nominations and from those, Jamie and Olivia were picked to run for the top spot.  The class had done a great job in their selections. Both candidates were good kids.  I thought Jamie might have an advantage because he got lots of parental support.  I had never seen Olivia’s mother.

The day for their speeches arrived.  Jamie went first.  He had specific ideas about how to make our class a better place.  He ended by promising to do his very best.  Everyone applauded and he sat down.  Olivia’s speech was concise.  She said, “If you vote for me, I will give you ice cream.” And then she sat down. The class went wild.  “Yes! Yes! We want ice cream.”  She surely would say more.  She did not have to.

A discussion followed.  How did she plan to pay for the ice cream?  She wasn’t sure.  Would her parents buy it or would the class pay for it? She didn’t know.  The class really didn’t care.  All they were thinking about was ice cream.

Jamie was forgotten.  Olivia won by a landslide.

Every time Barack Obama opened his mouth he offered ice cream and 52 percent of the people reacted like nine year olds.  They want ice cream.  The other 48 percent know they’re going to have to feed the cow and clean up the mess.  This is the ice cream Obama promised us!

And this one from Britian…


This stuff IS coming here if we’re not careful and actually get control of our government back…
h/t JP, Les, Gary and others

That was FUN!!!

Snuck off this morning and met up with MSgt B and Agirl (and her hubby) for a little shooty goodness…

As usual, the idjits were out on the road, it was spitting rain, not raining, raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock (lather, rinse, repeat)…  Saw a Vette moving ‘swiftly’ through traffic, with a VW Golf GTI ‘trying’ to keep up…

About 5 miles down the road, Vette and GTI are on the side, with the ass end of the Vette damaged and the front end of the GTI also damaged…  Betting the Vette finally either got tired of the “chase” or had to lay on the brakes and the GTI couldn’t…

And there was the obligatory old pickup with worldly goods in the back and the ‘rain cover’ flapping in the breeze (and not covering anything)…

And the usual idjit that decided to cut under the nose of a semi and then slam on the brakes!  Kudos to the semi driver, he managed to miss the idjit and NOT hit anybody else, but I’m glad the shoulder was empty!!!

Finally got to the range, and managed to NOT get soaked getting inside, but it was close!  Got two adjacent lanes, and we proceeded to burn some ammo!  Yea US!!!

I’m gonna tell you, do NOT piss of Agirl!!! Every gun we handed her, she shot 3-4 inch groups with at 7-10 yards!!!  She may be a ‘newer’ shooter, but she’s consistent and accurate!

Ironically, the only gun she had problems with was the old Trooper I picked up, and I think that was my fault, as I didn’t correct her aim point from what MSgt B had told her with his Ruger (they were significantly different)!  Also, she is used to a ‘bright’ front sight blade, and had some problems picking up the plain ol’ blue sight on the Trooper against a black target background.  

I keep forgetting ‘younger’ shooters never had to learn to shoot on guns that didn’t have nice bright front sights, and I ‘forget’ to caution people that they REALLY have to concentrate on that front sight.

After shooting everything, we decided on lunch, and the conversations were wide ranging, and the ‘war’ stories started since all three of us guys are retired military.  Agirl held her own pretty well, usually pointing out that she had to find out what hubby was doing from somebody else!  (Hey what can I say, our standard rule was to NOT worry the S.O. while we were on the road, even if you WERE getting shot at)… But the story of hubby getting outed by a friend he invited to dinner WAS funny!!! 

Since we all had things to do, the day ended early, and I slogged it back to the house.  We seriously need to do that more often!!!

Humor, kinda… sorta…

Just to help y’all with these, a LOT of these have to do with recips NOT with jets…  Just sayin…

Useful Aviation Terms


AIRSPEED – Speed of an airplane. (Deduct 25% when listening to a retired fighter pilot.)

BANK – The folks who hold the lien on most pilots’ cars.

CARBURETOR ICING – A phenomenon reported to the FAA by pilots immediately after they run out of gas.

CONE OF CONFUSION – An area about the size of New Jersey located near the final approach fix at an airport.


DEAD RECKONING – You reckon correctly, or you are.


DESTINATION – Geographical location 30 minutes beyond the pilot’s bladder saturation point.

ENGINE FAILURE – A condition that occurs when all fuel tanks mysteriously become filled with low-octane air.

FIREWALL – Section of the aircraft specifically designed to funnel heat and smoke into the cockpit.

FLIGHT FOLLOWING – Formation flying.

GLIDE DISTANCE – Half the distance from an airplane to the nearest emergency landing field.

HOBBS – An instrument which creates an emergency situation should it fail during dual instruction.

HYDROPLANE – An airplane designed to land long on a short and wet runway.

LEAN MIXTURE – Nonalcoholic beer.

MINI MAG LITE – Device designed to support the AA battery industry. (that’s for DAMN sure)…

NANOSECOND – Time delay between the Low Fuel Warning light and the onset of carburetor icing.

PARASITIC DRAG – A pilot who bums a ride and complains about the service.

RICH MIXTURE – What you order at another pilot’s promotion party.

ROGER – Used when you’re not sure what else to say.

SECTIONAL CHART – Any chart that ends 25 nm short of your destination.

SERVICE CEILING – Altitude at which cabin crew can serve drinks.

SPOILERS – FAA Inspectors.

STALL – Technique used to explain to the bank why your car payment is late.

STEEP BANKS – Banks that charge pilots more than 10% interest.

TURN & BANK INDICATOR – An instrument largely ignored by pilots.

USEFUL LOAD – Volumetric capacity of the aircraft, disregarding weight.

WAC CHART – Directions to the Army female barracks.

YANKEE – Any pilot who has to ask New Orleans tower to “Say again”.


Yep, THAT is gonna leave a ‘couple’ of marks…


And I’d be buying the other guy some glasses!!! “Something” tells me he didn’t look anything like a fish…

Y’all go read the folks on the sidebar, I’m gone to the range!

Another Pioneer Gone…

Neil Armstrong passed away today.  He was 82.  Contrary to popular culture, he was not really a ‘civilian’ engineer with no experience, he was in fact a former US Navy fighter pilot, having flown a number of missions in Korea before going back to school and becoming the engineer that NASA hired! 

Here’s his moment of ‘fame’, but according to him, the landing was the most important part of the journey.  In fact he had to manually land the LEM because the computer overshot the landing area…


I remember watching this on TV in Italy, at about 0230, in a bar. We’d paid this guy to translate, and I remember ALL of us cheering when they landed.  

RIP Sir, your legacy of honesty, honor and commitment will live on as long as we do.

I got a T-shirt…

Pax had hinted I had ‘something’ on the way…

Well, got home today and low and behold I had a package…


I WILL wear it with pride and thanks lady! That’s great!!! 🙂

Just don’t ask me to pronounce the Latin…

Four Rules…

Not trying to jump the shark here, but the four rules DO apply to everyone…

Not just ‘civilians’…

Per the media 2 dead, 9 wounded in NYC in the Empire shooting this morning; article HERE.  Now a couple of points for consideration…

Colt .45 used by Perp, so max 8/9 rounds (without extended mag), puts 2 in his ex-boss, when killed one round still in mag; one spare mag (full) found in briefcase (according to police report).  So by “MY” math that means he fired either six or seven shots…

So two into the boss, that leaves either four or five rounds to shoot others… Unless he was firing magic bullets, that does NOT add up to 11 dead/wounded…

It calls into question how many rounds were fired by police, and what they hit… 

  1. All guns are always loaded. Even if they are not, treat them as if they are.
  2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy. (For those who insist that this particular gun is unloaded, see Rule 1.)
  3. Keep your finger off the trigger till your sights are on the target. This is the Golden Rule. Its violation is directly responsible for about 60 percent of inadvertent discharges.
  4. Identify your target, and what is behind it. Never shoot at anything that you have not positively identified.

I’m thinking there were at least ‘some’ Rule 4 violations by police in this incident…

Now what coach???  Oh yeah, and that whole gun free zone worked again…

I LIKE this idea…

When a company falls on difficult times, one of the things that seems to happen is they reduce  their staff and workers. The remaining workers must find ways to continue to do a good job or risk that their job would be eliminated as well.

Wall Street and the media normally congratulate the CEO for making this type of “tough decision”,  and the board of directors gives upper corporate  management  big bonuses..

Our government should NOT be immune from similar risks.

Therefore:

Reduce the House of Representatives from the current435 members to 218  members.


Reduce Senate members from100  to 50 (one per State). Then, reduce their remaining staff  by 25%.

Accomplish this over the next 8 years (two  steps/two elections) and of course this would require some  redistricting.

Some Yearly Monetary Gains Include:

$44,108,400 for elimination of  base pay for congress. (267 members X $165,200 pay/member/  yr.)

$437,100,000 for elimination of their staff.  (Estimate $1.3 Million in staff per each member of the House, and $3 Million in staff per each member of the Senate every  year)

$108,350,000 for the reduction in remaining staff  by 25%.

$7,500,000,000reduction in pork barrel earmarks each  year. (Those members whose jobs are gone. Current estimates for total government pork earmarks are at$15  Billion/yr).

The remaining representatives would need to work smarter and  improve efficiencies.. It might even be in their best interests to  work together for the good of our country!

We may also expect that smaller committees might lead to a more efficient resolution of issues as well. It might even be easier to keep track of what your representative is doing.

Congress has more tools available to do their jobs than it had back in 1911 when the current number of representatives was established. (Telephone, computers, cell phones to name a few)

Note:
Congress does not  hesitate to head home for extended weekends, holidays and  recesses, when what the nation needs is a real fix for  economic problems. Also, we had 3 senators who were not doing their jobs for the 18+ months (on the campaign trail) and still they all accepted full pay. Minnesota survived very well with only one senator for the first half of a year. These facts alone support a reduction in senators and congress.

Summary:

$44,108,400  reduction of congress members.

$282,100,000 elimination of the reduced house member staff.

$150,000,000 elimination of reduced senate member staff.

$70,850,000  for 25% reduction of staff for remaining house  members.

$37,500,000  for 25% reduction of staff for remaining senate  members.

$7,500,000,000  reduction in pork added to bills by the reduction of congress  members.

$8,084,558,400  per year, estimated total savings. (That’s 8-BILLION just to start!)

Corporate   America does these types of cuts all the time.There’s even  a name for it — “Downsizing.”
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Also, if Congresspersons were required to serve 20, 25 or 30 years (like everyone else) in order to collect retirement benefits, taxpayers could save a bundle.

Now they get full retirement after serving only ONE term.

Worth the Read!!!

Daddy Bear hits a home run with his response to Gen Dempsey HERE!

He said it much better than I, and didn’t even resort to any four letter words!!!

Go read it!

Now THIS is truly strange…

I’ve NEVER heard of anything like this before, except in coalition situations…  Never seen a foreign officer be given command of US troops here in America… Article HERE.

Australian General chosen as U.S. Army Pacific Deputy

By William Cole Honolulu Star-Advertiser.
The appointment of two-star Maj. Gen. Richard Burr is called “unprecedented”

In one of the highest-ranking assignments of its kind, a two-star general with the Australian Defense Force has been named a deputy commanding general of U.S. Army Pacific, headquartered at Fort Shafter.


Army officials called the posting “unprecedented” for Army service component commands — of which Fort Shafter is one — and said it’s rare to have a foreign officer that high in command in the U.S. Army.



Australian Maj. Gen. Richard “Rick” Maxwell Burr will start in early November. Among his duties, Burr will serve as the main command post deputy commanding general for contingency operations, direct the development of annual training and exercise plans, and provide oversight of engagement within the South Asia and Oceania areas, the Army said.



Burr will report to and advise and assist Lt. Gen. Francis Wiercinski, commander of U.S. Army Pacific.



Army Secretary John McHugh, stopping in Hawaii after visiting Turkey, Mongolia and South Korea, told reporters Monday that Army leaders in Hawaii are “trying to ensure what has been the case in all these years — that is that the Army remains a vital force in the Pacific.” Bringing in Burr is part of the effort to maintain that importance, McHugh said.



McHugh said the Australians “have been one of, if not our most, critical partners” in places such as Af­ghani­stan.



“I don’t think it’s surprising, then, as we look to engage in this part of the region, where we’re looking for bilateral or trilateral and beyond relationships, that we’d bring in someone like Maj. Gen. Burr,” McHugh said.



Burr commanded Australian Special Forces Task Groups in Af­ghani­stan in 2002 and for the invasion of Iraq in 2003, and in 2008 was commander of all Special Forces assigned to the International Security Assistance Force in Af­ghani­stan.



There are combined force command elements in South Korea with U.S. Army and Korean officers, foreign liaison officers within U.S. commands, and a one-star Canadian general with the Army’s III Corps in Texas, but Hawaii Army officials could not come up with any other foreign two-star officers in the Army.Maj. Gen. Roger F. Mathews also is a deputy commanding general at U.S. Army Pacific, which oversees Army forces in an area that covers half the globe.



Army officials were asked Monday how allies such as Japan and South Korea have viewed the Australian posting.



“Those are great allies and partners of the United States, and so there’s been curiosity and some questions in that regard,” said Mathews, the other deputy commander at U.S. Army Pacific.



ASKED whether there might be other, similar foreign officer appointments to the Army, McHugh said, “We’re going to continue to do what we need to do to work on a regional basis.”



He added, “When we talk about the United States’ interest in the Pacific region, our concern is peace and stability (and) economic opportunity, and we don’t view that as an America-only objective. We think it’s critical that we work with all the nations of this region to pursue what I hope are goals that everyone shares.”



McHugh said the Army conducted 160 engagements in the Pacific region last year.



But the Army’s future funding in the region is somewhat unclear with the Pentagon pursuing an Air-Sea Battle concept relying heavily on the Navy and Air Force to deal with high-tech anti-access weaponry — particularly that of China in the South China Sea.



“The critical problem right now is making sure that those who make the national military strategic decisions understand the availability of these Army forces,” McHugh said.



The Army now has an office where Air-Sea Battle is being formulated within the Pentagon, he said.



“As you look at this region — and I think people like (Adm. Samuel Locklear III, head of U.S. Pacific Command) would fully agree — you really can’t approach a meaningful, successful strategy in the Pacific without Army forces,” he said.



Twenty-two of 27 chiefs of defense in the region are part of their countries’ armies, officials have said.



“So the history shows the Army has long been a critical player here in the Pacific,” McHugh said. “I think the future will show that every bit as well.”

I think it will be interesting to see how this plays out… in MANY ways…  Your thoughts???



Gotta build one of these…

I’ve GOTTA build one of these for my place in Carolina… 🙂

That is just too funny… 🙂