So I’ve been out at a conference meeting cluster**** for the last week…
Tasker- Revive dead horse by Thursday.
Funding- $0
Equipment- Zero
Direction- None
Number of committees- Seven
The only ‘good’ thing is a chance to catch up with some old friends. But the thing that really brought this home was a bunch of us went to dinner on Thursday night, and got to talking BSing (well actually telling sea stories that were verifiable, because more than one of us had been there…)
One of the ladies got curious as to how long we’d known each other, because, in her words, “I know all you assholes are old, but y’all ‘cannot’ have known each other ‘that’ long.”
This comment was a result of one of our comments about how we’d been hearing the same s**t for 20 years and the only that had changed was the briefer, and the horse was still dead…
So we started tracking back… seven of us have known each other an AVERAGE of 22 years… The ‘new’ kid, only 11 years, myself and one other guy 40 years this month…
Damn… We’re old…
But after we’d figured that out, she just looked at us in amazement…
Well, that and the fact that one of the guys said his job lately was killing the good idea fairy…
He’d basically been designated as the go-to guy for new ‘innovative’ things… Except all the ‘new’ things were stuff that had been tried before (and didn’t work)… Including one where the kid came in with the next sliced bread idea, and he said he literally pulled a 14 year old document of the bottom drawer of his desk, handed to the kid and watched his face crumble when he realized it was ‘exactly’ what he was proposing… 🙂
But the funniest thing was a fly on the wall moment (actually two)…
I’m standing out on my hotel balcony early in the am Wednesday, and I’m looking at the parking lot next door. It being Kalifornia, there were 20 compact parking spaces, about 6 ‘regular’ parking spaces, and FOUR oversized spaces. I see a Prius come in, and pull into one of the oversized spaces, closely followed by an F-250 crew cab who parks in another oversized space. The driver of the truck says something to the woman about proper parking space, she yells she’ll park any damn place she wants to since she’s the first one there, and it’s closer to the building, yada, yada…
Wednesday afternoon, I look at the parking lot, and there are at least five big pickups in the parking lot, and four or five SUVs, some of which are shoehorned into compact parking spaces.
Thursday morning, I get up and go out on the balcony, look over and all the big trucks are there at 0600, and have taken ALL the big spaces, and all but one of the ‘regular’ spaces are also full of SUVs. I see the Prius pull in and stop short… And she drives around the parking lot about three times, and finally pulls into TWO of the compact spaces and goes stomping into the office building…
Would have loved to be a birdie on the wall for ‘that’ little set to… LOL