USN Then and Now…


And oh so damn true for the most part…

THEN
NOW

If you smoked, you had an ashtray on your desk.
If you smoke, you get sent outside and treated like a leper, if you’re lucky.

Mail took weeks to come to the ship.
If the ship is near land, there’s a mob topside to see if their cell phones work.

If you left the ship it was in Blues or Whites, even in home port.
The only time you wear Blues or Whites is for ceremonies.

You wore bell bottoms everywhere on the ship.
Bell Bottoms are gone and 14 yr-old girls wear them everywhere.

You wore a Dixie cup all day, with every uniform.
It’s not required and you have a choice of different hats.

Say “DAMN,” people knew you were annoyed and avoided you.
Say “DAMN,” you’d better be talking about a hydro electric plant.

The Ships Office yeoman had a typewriter on his desk for doing daily reports.
Everyone has a computer with Internet access and they wonder why no work is getting done.

We painted pictures of pretty girls on airplanes to remind us of home.
We put the real thing in the cockpit.

Your girlfriend was at home, praying you would return alive.
She is on the same ship, praying your condom worked.

If you got drunk off duty, your buddies would take you back to
the ship so you could sleep it off.
If you get drunk off duty, they slap you in rehab and ruin your career.

Canteens were made out of steel and you could heat coffee or hot Chocolate in them.
Canteens are made of plastic, you can’t heat them because they’ll melt, and anything inside always tastes like plastic.

Our top officers were professional sailors first. They commanded respect.
Our top officers are politicians first. They beg not to be given a wedgie.

They collected enemy intelligence and analyzed it.
They collect our pee and analyze it.

If you didn’t act right, they’d put you on extra duty until you straightened up.
If you don’t act right, they start a paper trail that follows you forever.

Medals were awarded to heroes who saved lives at the risk of their own.
Medals are awarded to people who show up for work most of the time.

You slept in a barracks, like a soldier.
You sleep in a dormitory, like a college kid.

You ate in a Mess Hall or Galley. It was free and you could have
all the food you wanted.
You eat in a Dining Facility. Every slice of bread or pat of butter costs, and you can only have one.

If you wanted to relax, you went to the Rec Center, played pool, smoked and drank beer.
You go to the Community Center and can still play pool, maybe.

If you wanted a quart of beer and conversation, you could go to the Chief’s or Officers’ Club.
The beer will cost you three dollars and someone is watching to see how much you drink.

The Exchange had bargains for sailors who didn’t make much money.
You can get better merchandise and cheaper at Wal-Mart.

If an Admiral wanted to make a presentation, he scribbled down
some notes and a YN spent an hour preparing a bunch of charts.
The Admiral has his entire staff spending days preparing a Power Point Presentation.

We called the enemy things like “Commie Bastards” and “Reds” because we didn’t like them.
We call the enemy things like “Opposing Forces” and “Aggressors or Insurgents” so we won’t offend them.

We declared victory when the enemy was dead and all his things were broken.
We declare victory when the enemy says he is sorry and won’t do it again.

A commander would put his butt on the line to protect his people.
A commander will put his people on the line to protect his butt.

Nuff said…

Ramirez hits a home run…

Michael Ramirez hits another one out of the park with this cartoon…


He’s well worth following!

And when you add in Planned Parenthood’s 300,000+ abortions…


Trivia…

I’m tired of all the BS, so some trivia for y’all, and of course it’s NAVY trivia… 

Well, kinda sorta…


From Top Gun…

-The Kawasaki Ninja 900 was then the fastest bike in production. Top Gun made it famous. 
-Charlie’s car is a 1957 Porsche 356 Speedster. 356s also appear in 48 Hrs. and Bullitt.
-One scene was filmed six months after the movie wrapped. Kelly McGillis’s hat is hiding her different hairstyle. Tom Cruise’s hair was different, too. That’s why he’s just leaving the shower.
-Top Gun transformed Cruise from a young actor to an international star. He was only 23.
-From the very beginning, the filmmakers wanted Cruise for Maverick. He kept turning it down until Jerry Bruckheimer arranged for a ride along with the Blue Angels.
-Did you catch a glimpse of Merlin? That was Tim Robbins.
-Producers knew Top Gun was big when leather jackets and white shirts came back in fashion again. Ray-Ban sunglasses also had a spike in sales following the films release. The same thing happened three years earlier, with Risky Business.
-Top Gun was the No. 1 movie of 1986, making over $170 million in the U.S. alone. It was so popular it stayed in some theatres for an entire year.
-In 1986, jet fuel was pretty cheap – about $1 a gallon. Paramount still paid $10,000 an hour every time they went up to film an F-14, though.
-An F-14 costs at least $18 million.
-The Officers’ Club was the place to go in San Diego for local girls to meet fighter pilots. Until the mid-eighties, some of those local girls were actually strippers.
-The story of Maverick’s father is based on an actual WWII and Korean War pilot killed in an F-9 crash. The pilot’s son, call sign Wizard, was also a Topgun fighter pilot like Maverick.
-Topgun was established to curb the high casualty rates of American fighter pilots during Vietnam.
-Instructors wouldn’t score oceanfront property anymore. Topgun moved to Nevada in 1996.
-There were two historical incidents in the eighties that are similar to the final deployment. Both involved American F-14 clashes with Libyan jets over the Gulf of Sidra.
-In 1986, the F-14 was the best fighter jet in the world. The U.S. Navy used it from 1970 to 2006. Today, Topgun pilots fly the F/A-18 Hornet and F/A-18 Super Hornet.
-Maverick and Charlie have chemistry, but in real life McGillis fell for Wolfman (Barry Tubb). 
-For the decade after Vietnam, war movies were anti-military. Top Gun reversed that. It helped that Reagan was in the White House and America was feeling patriotic again.
-At Topgun today, there’s a $5 fine for anyone on staff who references or quotes the movie.
-Yahoo! Movies calls Top Gun the nineteenth-best action film ever. 
-In 2011, the Chinese government broadcast Top Gun footage, claiming it was the Chinese air force.
-Kilmer: “The only egos bigger than actors are rock stars. And the only people beyond that are fighter pilots”.
-Top Gun songwriter Kenny Loggins says the movie has an “eighties John Wayne attitude”.
-The original idea for Top Gun came from a magazine article about fighter pilots. Producer Jerry Bruckheimer says the goal was to make “Star Wars on earth”.
-There isn’t really a Topgun plaque. It was created to give the characters a competition.
-Producers based Charlie on a civilian who worked for the Center for Naval Analyses. She was originally going to be in the Navy, but they don’t allow dating between officers.
-Iceman’s cough was totally improvised on the spot by Kilmer.
-All of the actors playing pilots went on actual F-14 hops except for Kilmer, who refused. Anthony Edwards (Goose) was the only one who made it through without getting sick.
-Director Tony Scott wanted all visual effects in the movie to have a “documentary realism”. So they hired documentary cameramen to film all the effects footage. Scott loved to film the jets at dawn so he could capture the beautiful natural light. Producer Don Simpson said the first cut of the movie “felt like one long sunset”.
-No pilot in the history of Miramar had actually buzzed the tower.
-Cruise and Kilmer never interacted off set. So their onscreen tension came naturally.
-Cruise and co-star Kelly McGillis almost never stand side by side in Top Gun. McGillis is taller, so she acted mostly in bare feet while Cruise wore lifts.
-Anthony Edwards had no idea he was going to sing and pretend to play piano in one scene. Scott was listening to Lee Lewis that morning and added it in last minute.
-Cruise was the only actor to get his actual flying footage in the final cut of the film. In his F-14 hops, Cruise went twice the speed of sound, or 1,536 miles per hour.
-The production built an almost-perfect F-14 cockpit just from photocopies of the manual.
-The MiG pilots were played by actual Topgun instructors.
-Maverick is both literally and figuratively boxes up his memories of Goose. Compartmentalization is the way the Navy teaches pilots to stay focused on their missions.
-One sequence was filmed using F-14 models being dropped from a ladder. Some were literally bought off the shelves at a nearby store.
-Top Gun would have been impossible to film without the Navy’s jets, carriers, and cooperation. It paid off for them. The Navy set up booths outside theatres, and recruitment went up 500 percent.
-MiG is a Russian aircraft company similar to Boeing or Lockheed Martin in the U.S. The MiG-28 isn’t a real MiG jet, though. They were actually F-5s, chosen because they look sinister. The movie never mentions where the MiGs are from because the Navy didn’t want to upset any nation.
-Air-to-air combat usually takes place in an egg-shaped fighting arena around five miles wide. Topgun pilots attack in pairs, which is an old dogfighting move called “loose deuce”.
-Real Topgun doesn’t hold classes in hangars. They have classrooms for that.
-The locker-room scenes were added to drive home that this is really a sport movie.
-A flat spin creates a low-pressure area and stalls the canopy when ejected. Producers wanted a mid-air crash but based the accident on a real-life one instead.
-Approximately 48 students graduate from Topgun every year.
-Topgun doesn’t deploy pilots. They’d get that info from their squadrons after they left.
-The Navy doesn’t have that many planes, so they’re usually outnumbered by enemy aircraft. The Air Force might send in twenty airplanes whereas the Navy could send in only four.
-The odds of taking machine-gun fire and continuing to fly are pretty slim.
-There aren’t many MiG kills, so when a pilot shoots down an enemy it’s a big deal. Tech adviser Pete Pettigrew: “It’s just like this. Everybody’s screaming. It’s really wonderful”.

And a couple more- NAS Miramar, at the time Top Gun’s home, is dry, flat, and ugly… TOO ugly for the movie, so the base gate pictures were actually filmed at the Navy’s Boot Camp at Point Loma.  

During the filming of the ejection and water survival, Cruise actually panicked and almost drowned… He actually HAD to be rescued by a real SAR swimmer.  

Art Scholl, one of the great stunt pilots was killed filming the flat spin sequence in the movie, and the movie is dedicated to him.   

"IF" I was buying…

I might pick up something like this…


Cause the owner didn’t ‘like’ a single action after he got it… And wanted a semi-auto

Just an observation, it seems that the world is being divided into revolver folks and semi-auto folks.

I’ve had a couple of emails about my Pythons and Diamondback, at stupid prices; yet there is another whole group that is all of a sudden after some kind, ANY kind of semi-auto.  Colt, Springer, Ruger, Remington, they don’t care… There are almost NO Glocks, Sigs, HKs or anything else left.  And the revolvers seem to be pretty well picked over too.  Couple of .41s left around, but that’s about it.

I saw a trade today at the range, some kind of Sig for a Model 66 or Model 19, straight deal and cans of ammo swapped too.

I really don’t understand this, unless everybody is ‘trying’ to dump those guns with standard capacity mags that ‘may’ come under bans, but that still doesn’t explain why everybody is after semi’s…

Anybody else seeing this???  Or is it my imaginiation???

IF I got something like that, I might even go old school… 🙂


50 years ago…

A B-52 crashed on Elephant Mountain up in Maine… 

Seven crewmen died, and only two survived.  This crash was followed 6 days later by another incident which I’ve blogged about previously (HERE).  

These two incidents forced a redesign of the B-52 tail attachment points and strengthening of the tail itself.  This particular mission was on a Terrain Following Radar (TFR) mission, which at the time was a brand new capability…

Edit- Correction thanks to Rivrdog-

We C&D BUFF crews flew with Terrain Avoidance Radar, not Terrain Following Radar. The difference is in how the equipment calculated and diplayed the height above terrain. TAR was an earlier form of TFR basically. In TAR, the system could not fly the pitch axis of the autopilot, so the system’s “ride” ould not be set, and those crashes were the result of the pilot interpreting the Plan Mode incorrectly, or worse, the Terrain Mode incorrectly.

To use either TAR mode properly, the pilot dialed in the desired height of terrain separation (for VFR, never under 400 feet) and matched an electronic lubber’s line with the top of the terrain displayed on the scope. The equipment id that calculation but the pilot did the interpretation.

In TFR, the equipment calculated both functions, hence, a “ride” setting.


Fast, low, in turbulence… NOT a good place to be with TAR or TFR set ‘hard’.  You can read the story HERE, in the Washington Times.  Since it’s an AP story, I’m not quoting a damn thing from it…

Now, 50 years later, B-52’s or BUFFs as they are affectionately known are still flying as front line assets, and STILL have the most  bomb carrying capacity of any modern (or not so modern) bomber…

And grandkids are now flying the same BUFFs their grand-dad flew!!!

Ye Gods and little fishes…

This one came over the transom from a reader… 

Delegate Joe Morrissey, Democrat of course, from Richmond and Henrico County on the floor of the VA State House…

Proof positive that Democrats cannot be trusted on the gun issues:

Safe Rifle Criteria:
Magazine out-NOPE
Bolt locked back-NOPE
Safety on-Not clear, but appears from finger position that the safety is OFF
Rifle pointed in a safe direction-NOPE There is a gallery above him with people in it.
And last but not least: This idiot has his thumb through the trigger guard engaging the trigger.
And we should listen to this genius about gun control?
As a firearms instructor, I have personally observed 8 year olds who have a better safety ethic!


And I cannot disagree with him one bit… This is just unconscionable to be THAT unsafe with a weapon… Hell, the damn thing ‘could’ have been loaded for all we know… 

Did anybody else see this one???

Came in via the mil-email  net…


Congressional Bills 113th Congress]
[From the U.S. Government Printing Office]
[H.R. 226 Introduced in House (IH)]

113th CONGRESS
1st Session
H. R. 226

To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to allow a credit against tax for surrendering to authorities certain assault weapons.

IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES

January 14, 2013

Ms. DeLauro (for herself and Mr. Grijalva) introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on Ways and Means

A BILL

To amend the Internal Revenue Code of 1986 to allow a credit against tax for surrendering to authorities certain assault weapons.

Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the 
United States of America in Congress assembled,


“SEC. 25E. ASSAULT WEAPON TURN-IN CREDIT.

“(a) Allowance of Credit.–
“(1) In general.–In the case of an individual who 
surrenders a specified assault weapon to the United States or a 
State or local government (or political subdivision thereof) as 
part of a Federal, State, or local public safety program to 
reduce the number of privately owned weapons, on the election 
of the taxpayer there shall be allowed as a credit against the 
tax imposed by this chapter an amount equal to $2,000.
“(2) Year credit allowed.–The amount of the credit under 
paragraph (1) shall be allowed \1/2\ for the taxable year 
during which the assault weapon was so surrendered and \1/2\ in 
the next taxable year.
“(b) Special Rules.–
“(1) Weapon must be lawfully possessed.–No credit shall 
be allowed under subsection (a) with respect to any specified 
assault weapon not lawfully possessed by the taxpayer at the 
time the weapon is surrendered.
“(2) Substantiation requirement.–No credit shall be 
allowed under subsection (a) for the surrender of any specified 
assault weapon unless the taxpayer substantiates the surrender 
by a contemporaneous written acknowledgment of the surrender by 
the Federal, State, or local governmental entity to which the 
weapon is surrendered.
“(3) Denial of double benefit.–The taxpayer may elect the 
application of this section with respect to only 1 weapon, and 
if such election is made for any taxable year, no deduction 
shall be allowed under any other provision of this chapter with 
respect to the surrender or contribution of the specified 
assault weapon.
“(c) Assault Weapon.–For purposes of this section–
“(1) In general.–The term `specified assault weapon’ 
means any of the following:
“(A) The following rifles or copies or duplicates 
thereof:
“(i) AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47, AK-74, ARM, 
MAK90, Misr, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, 
VEPR,
“(ii) AR-10,
“(iii) AR-15, Bushmaster XM15, Armalite 
M15, or Olympic Arms PCR,
“(iv) AR70,
“(v) Calico Liberty,
“(vi) Dragunov SVD Sniper Rifle or 
Dragunov SVU,
“(vii) Fabrique National FN/FAL, FN/LAR, 
or FNC,
“(viii) Hi-Point Carbine,
“(ix) HK-91, HK-93, HK-94, or HK-PSG-1,
“(x) Kel-Tec Sub Rifle,
“(xi) M1 Carbine,
“(xii) Saiga,
“(xiii) SAR-8, SAR-4800,
“(xiv) SKS with detachable magazine,
“(xv) SLG 95,
“(xvi) SLR 95 or 96,
“(xvii) Steyr AUG,
“(xviii) Sturm, Ruger Mini-14,
“(xix) Tavor,
“(xx) Thompson 1927, Thompson M1, or 
Thompson 1927 Commando, or
“(xxi) Uzi, Galil and Uzi Sporter, Galil 
Sporter, or Galil Sniper Rifle (Galatz).
“(B) The following pistols or copies or duplicates 
thereof:
“(i) Calico M-110,
“(ii) MAC-10, MAC-11, or MPA3,
“(iii) Olympic Arms OA,
“(iv) TEC-9, TEC-DC9, TEC-22 Scorpion, or 
AB-10, or
“(v) Uzi.
“(C) The following shotguns or copies or 
duplicates thereof:
“(i) Armscor 30 BG,
“(ii) SPAS 12 or LAW 12,
“(iii) Striker 12, or
“(iv) Streetsweeper.
“(D) A semiautomatic rifle that has an ability to 
accept a detachable magazine, and that has–
“(i) a folding or telescoping stock,
“(ii) a threaded barrel,
“(iii) a pistol grip,
“(iv) a forward grip, or
“(v) a barrel shroud.
“(E)(i) Except as provided in clause (ii), a 
semiautomatic rifle that has a fixed magazine with the 
capacity to accept more than 10 rounds.
“(ii) Clause (i) shall not apply to an attached 
tubular device designed to accept, and capable of 
operating only with, .22 caliber rimfire ammunition.
“(F) A semiautomatic pistol that has the ability 
to accept a detachable magazine, and has–
“(i) a second pistol grip,
“(ii) a threaded barrel,
“(iii) a barrel shroud, or
“(iv) the capacity to accept a detachable 
magazine at a location outside of the pistol 
grip.
“(G) A semiautomatic pistol with a fixed magazine 
that has the capacity to accept more than 10 rounds.
“(H) A semiautomatic shotgun that has–
“(i) a folding or telescoping stock,
“(ii) a pistol grip,
“(iii) the ability to accept a detachable 
magazine, or
“(iv) a fixed magazine capacity of more 
than 5 rounds.
“(I) A shotgun with a revolving cylinder.
“(J) A frame or receiver that is identical to, or 
based substantially on the frame or receiver of, a 
firearm described in any of subparagraphs (A) through 
(I) or (L).
“(K) A conversion kit.
“(L) A semiautomatic rifle or shotgun originally 
designed for military or law enforcement use, or a 
firearm based on the design of such a firearm, that is 
not particularly suitable for sporting purposes, as 
determined by the Attorney General. In making the 
determination, there shall be a rebuttable presumption 
that a firearm procured for use by the United States 
military or any Federal law enforcement agency is not 
particularly suitable for sporting purposes, and a 
firearm shall not be determined to be particularly 
suitable for sporting purposes solely because the 
firearm is suitable for use in a sporting event.
“(2) Related definitions.–
“(A) Barrel shroud.–The term `barrel shroud’ 
means a shroud that is attached to, or partially or 
completely encircles, the barrel of a firearm so that 
the shroud protects the user of the firearm from heat 
generated by the barrel, but does not include a slide 
that encloses the barrel, and does not include an 
extension of the stock along the bottom of the barrel 
which does not encircle or substantially encircle the 
barrel.
“(B) Conversion kit.–The term `conversion kit’ 
means any part or combination of parts designed and 
intended for use in converting a firearm into a 
semiautomatic assault weapon, and any combination of 
parts from which a semiautomatic assault weapon can be 
assembled if the parts are in the possession or under 
the control of a person.
“(C) Detachable magazine.–The term `detachable 
magazine’ means an ammunition feeding device that can 
readily be inserted into a firearm.
“(D) Fixed magazine.–The term `fixed magazine’ 
means an ammunition feeding device contained in, or 
permanently attached to, a firearm.
“(E) Folding or telescoping stock.–The term 
`folding or telescoping stock’ means a stock that 
folds, telescopes, or otherwise operates to reduce the 
length, size, or any other dimension, or otherwise 
enhances the concealability, of a firearm.
“(F) Forward grip.–The term `forward grip’ means 
a grip located forward of the trigger that functions as 
a pistol grip.
“(G) Pistol grip.–The term `pistol grip’ means a 
grip, a thumbhole stock, or any other characteristic 
that can function as a grip.
“(H) Threaded barrel.–The term `threaded barrel’ 
means a feature or characteristic that is designed in 
such a manner to allow for the attachment of a firearm 
as defined in section 5845(a) of the National Firearms 
Act (26 U.S.C. 5845(a)).
“(d) Termination.–This section shall not apply with respect to 
any weapon surrendered during a taxable year beginning more than 2 years after the date of the enactment of the Support Assault Firearms Elimination and Reduction for our Streets Act.”.
(b) Clerical Amendment.–The table of sections for subpart A of 
part IV of subchapter A of chapter 1 is amended by inserting before the item relating to section 26 the following new item:

“Sec. 25E. Assault weapon turn-in credit.”.
(c) Effective Date.–The amendments made by this Act shall apply to taxable years beginning after the date of the enactment of this Act.


First I’ve seen or heard of it…

Well, the ‘fit’ is hitting the ‘shan’…

More ‘reaction’ both official and unofficial to sequestration…

At the Surface Navy Association, VADM Copeman was the guest speaker.  Friend of mine was in attendance, and somber does NOT describe the crowd’s response, but most will admit privately what he’s saying is true…

From AOL Defense-


Navy crews don’t have enough sailors, training, or spare parts to keep up with operational demands, the Commander of Naval Surface Forces said bluntly this afternoon. The service needs to make better use of smaller budgets by standardizing equipment and adopting new training simulations, Vice Adm. Tom Copeman said, but even that’s not enough: Ultimately, he said, the Navy must get smaller to stay ready.

That approach doesn’t play well on Capitol Hill, which is so focused on the keeping up the size of the fleet that last year it refused to let the Navy retire three aging Ticonderoga-class cruisers which admirals said cost more they were worth to keep maintained.

[Click here for more from a Navy 4-star on readiness problems and how the fleet is “terrified” of the damage sequestration could do]

Even as the Navy’s tempo of operations has increased — largely in response to a new assertiveness at sea by both China and Iran — “we’ve taken away people and training,” Copeman said. “It’s getting harder and harder to look the troops in the eye and say, just meet the standard…. We’re getting more ships that can’t.”

Full article HERE, with good links embedded…

In other news, I got an email from a friend this afternoon, apparently the Navy is freezing all hiring, cancelling conferences and limiting travel to ‘critical’ requirements… 

60 years ago today…

60 years ago today, the Corvette was introduced by Chevrolet at the NY Auto Show…

Two years in development, pushed by Harley Earl it was originally a concept car; but so many wanted it, they actually put ‘almost’ the identical car into production that year…


Along the way, there were a few more…

The ‘iconic’  Gen 2 Corvettes…

1963 Stingray Split Window


1967 L88 427 Roadster


Gen 3/4/5 pretty much blah…

Gen 6 started the Corvette back on the road to being a TRUE American sports car with the Z-06…

Seven generations later, the Corvette symbolizes the American sports car as no other can…


I just wish I had the $$… sigh…