Interesting juxtaposition of ‘ideas’…

Sitting in the press room taking a break, and listening to Rick Perry and Ted Cruz speak about freedom and the Second Amendment; guess what pops in on email…

Bradshaw plans to use the extra $1 million to launch “prevention intervention” units featuring specially trained deputies, mental health professionals and caseworkers. The teams will respond to citizen phone calls to a 24-hour hotline with a knock on the door and a referral to services, if needed.

The goal will be avoiding crime — and making sure law enforcement knows about potential powder kegs before tragedies occur, Bradshaw said

You can read the whole thing HERE.

Ummm… WTFO???

Let the games begin…

Folks are in line and waiting for the exhibition floor to open, excitement is in the air, and folks are “Happy to be here”.

The NRA media folks are as efficient as always, so folks have everything they need at checkin, which takes all of 5 minutes!

Sitting here with a cup of coffee, program and trying to figure out the plan of attack, so to speak; as the usual suspects wander in… Looks like over 620 exhibitors, running the gamut from old to new to futuristic!

I’m hearing show estimates ranging from 70,000-100,000 and it will be interesting to track this over the weekend, considering the ‘politics’ of the last few months.

A little humor for your Friday…

Bringing Home a Buddy for Dinner
A man brings his best buddy home for dinner. His wife screams at him. “My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?”
“Because he’s thinking of getting married….”
Bada bing…
Blonde opens a box of Cheerios, “Oh look Daddy- Donut seeds!”
….
The Jewish Tie Salesman

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack – selling ties.

The Taliban terrorist asked, “Do you have water?”

The Jewish man replied, “I have no water.  Would you like to buy a tie?  They are only $5.”

The Taliban shouted hysterically, “Idiot Infidel!  I do not need such an over-priced western adornment – I spit on your ties. I need water!”

“Sorry, I have   none – just ties – pure silk – and only $5.”

“Pahh!  A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you, but I must conserve my energy and find water!”

“Okay,” said the little old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me, or that you hate me, threaten my life, and call me infidel.  I will show you that I am bigger than any of that.  If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant.  It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need.  Go in peace.”

Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped, “They won’t let me in without a tie!”

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An old country preacher……had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young Men his age, the boy didn’t really know what he wanted to do, and he didn’t seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy’s room and placed on his study table four objects..

1. A Bible…

2. A silver dollar…

3. A bottle of whisky…

4. And a Playboy magazine…

‘I’ll just hide behind the door,’ the old preacher said to himself. ‘When he comes home from school today, I’ll see which object he picks up.

If it’s the Bible, he’s going to be a preacher like me, and what a

Blessing that would be!

If he picks up the dollar, he’s going to be a business man, and that would be okay, too.

But if he picks up the bottle, he’s going to be a no-good drunken bum, and Lord, what a shame that would be.

And worst of all if he picks up that magazine he’s going to be a Skirt-chasing womanizer.’

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son’s foot-steps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table..

With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink, while he admired this month’s centerfold.

‘Lord have mercy,’ the old preacher disgustedly whispered.

‘He’s gonna run for Congress.’

Woo Hoo…

We’re HEEERRREEE…

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Or at least some of us are… 🙂

Had a nice chat with the Gunny at the airport while waiting for bags. He’s truly a nice guy, and at least 6 folks came up and asked for pictures with him, so I played duty photographer.  He told a funny story about getting a 10mm Glock from Gaston Glock, with an ‘interesting’ serial number…

Did a quick check in at the Convention to get my media creds, and chatted with a gent from Outdoor Channel, and the good news is that Gun Stories will continue for another year with Joe Mantegna will be back as the host!!! 🙂

I also met a gent from Germany, who had attended the European show last month? and he was looking forward to his first NRA show.  I think he will ‘enjoy’ the show and be amazed at the numbers of people that will be here…

Off to catch up with some folks, as I said before, if you want me to look for/at specific things, please let me know and I’ll do my best to get you answers…

And yes Murph, I remember your ‘request’…

 

Kilroy…

KILROY WAS HERE

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He is engraved in stone in the National War Memorial in Washington, DC- back in a small alcove where very few people have seen it. For the WWII generation, this will bring back memories. For you younger folks, it’s a bit of trivia that is a part of our American history.

Anyone born in 1913 to about 1950, is familiar with Kilroy. No one knew why he was so well known- but everybody got into it, I even remember seeing him around public places in the late 60s…

So who the heck was Kilroy?
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In 1946 the American Transit Association, through its radio program, “Speak to America”, sponsored a nationwide contest to find the real Kilroy, offering a prize of a real trolley car to the person who could prove himself to be the genuine article. Almost 40 men stepped forward to make that claim, but only James Kilroy from Halifax, Massachusetts, had evidence of his identity.

‘Kilroy’ was a 46-year old shipyard worker during the war who worked as a checker at the Fore River Shipyard in Quincy. His job was to go around and check on the number of rivets completed. Riveters were on piecework and got paid by the rivet. He would count a block of rivets and put a check mark in semi-waxed lumber chalk, so the rivets wouldn’t be counted twice. When Kilroy went off duty, the riveters would erase the mark.

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Later on, an off-shift inspector would come through and count the rivets a second time, resulting in double pay for the riveters.

One day Kilroy’s boss called him into his office. The foreman was upset about all the wages being paid to riveters, and asked him to investigate. It was then he realized what had been going on. The tight spaces he had to crawl in to check the rivets didn’t lend themselves to lugging around a paint can and brush, so Kilroy decided to stick with the waxy chalk. He continued to put his check mark on each job he inspected, but added ‘KILROY WAS HERE’ in king-sized letters next to the check, and eventually added the sketch of the chap with the long nose peering over the fence and that became part of the Kilroy message.

Once he did that, the riveters stopped trying to wipe away his marks. Ordinarily the rivets and chalk marks would have been covered up with paint. With the war on, however, ships were leaving the Quincy Yard so fast that there wasn’t time to paint them. As a result, Kilroy’s inspection “trademark” was seen by thousands of servicemen who boarded the troopships the yard produced.

His message apparently rang a bell with the servicemen, because they picked it up and spread it all over Europe and the South Pacific.

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Before war’s end, “Kilroy” had been here, there, and everywhere on the long hauls to Berlin and Tokyo. To the troops outbound in those ships, however, he was a complete mystery; all they knew for sure was that someone named Kilroy had “been there first.” As a joke, U.S. servicemen began placing the graffiti wherever they landed, claiming it was already there when they arrived.

Kilroy became the U.S. super-GI who had always “already been” wherever GIs went. It became a challenge to place the logo in the most unlikely places imaginable (it is said to be atop Mt. Everest, the Statue of Liberty, the underside of the Arc de Triomphe, and even scrawled in the dust on the moon.

As the war went on, the legend grew. Underwater demolition teams routinely sneaked ashore on Japanese-held islands in the Pacific to map the terrain for coming invasions by U.S. troops (and thus, presumably, were the first GI’s there). On one occasion, however, they reported seeing enemy troops painting over the Kilroy logo!

In 1945, an outhouse was built for the exclusive use of Roosevelt, Stalin, and Churchill at the Potsdam conference. Its’ first occupant was Stalin, who emerged and asked his aide
(in Russian), “Who is Kilroy?”

To help prove his authenticity in 1946, James Kilroy brought along officials from the shipyard and some of the riveters. He won the trolley car, which he gave to his nine children as a Christmas gift and set it up as a playhouse in the Kilroy yard in Halifax, Massachusetts.

And the tradition continues…
image005I do know that ‘we’ continued that tradition while I was in service, and I do remember seeing “Kilroys” all over the world, some of them obviously dating to WWII.
h/t JP

Ouch…

Note: No fish were injured during this incident…

Standing outside smoking, I was idly watching the fisherman across the street trying to catch fish in the San Diego harbor.

I looked away and started back into the hotel only to hear a scream and a ‘crash’…

I looked around and there was a bicycle down, and the fisherman standing there with a dumbfounded expression on his face.

He’d caught a BIG one… bout  5’10” 170lbs… pissed off and fighting the hook…

Only problem was he’d ‘caught’ a bicyclist!!!

Myself and a couple of others wandered over, and sure enough, there lay the ‘injured’ party with a hook in his chest, and he was NOT happy…

The fisherman had apparently brought his rod back to make a cast, and the bicyclist didn’t see it, or didn’t pay attention, so he ran slap into the rod (and associated hook)…

And when the hook ‘set’, it yanked the pole out of the fisherman’s hand, and the bicyclist screamed and let go of the handlebars to grab at his chest… hence the wreck…

Thankfully the hook wasn’t in too deep and the barb had actually come back through the chest wall and his shirt, so a snip with a set of dykes, and the hook came back out pretty easily.

He got up and was kinda groggy, so one of the other guys called 911, and both a cop and an ambulance showed up… The cop just laughed, and told the guy he should actually LOOK where he was going; and no he was NOT going to cite the fisherman.   The ambulance crew wanted to transport, but the injured bicyclist declined, but said he was going to go see his doctor in the morning (tetanus shot), and get the wound track flushed out…

Since the show was over, we all left and the fisherman was packing up and grumbling about ‘ruined’ fishing…

In hindsight, I should have taken a picture, cause I’m ‘sure’ that was the biggest catch the fisherman had ever made… 🙂

Coming to the conversation late…

Sometimes leads to ‘interesting’ impacts…

We were dressed, and ready to go out for the New Year’s Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.
As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house. Because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, ‘He’s just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.’
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. ‘Sorry I took so long,’ I said, as we drove away. ‘That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her ass with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!’
The cab driver hit a parked car.
Now think about how many times you’ve gotten weird looks for a comment you’ve made coming into a conversation late… 😀

It’s the “Left Coast”…

Some of the stranger things seen thus far on the trip…

This car was driven by a Ken/Barbie couple, all dressed up in their ‘nautical’ outfits…

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And no it’s not a wrap, it appears to be painted…

Coming through SFO last night, they had an artist’s display of ‘junk’ converted to art.

This was, at least to me, a relatively interesting piece…

It’s a full sized Hummer, done completely out of discarded styrofoam. It didn’t say how long it took for the artist to actually collect it. He hand formed all of the pieces/parts himself and “I” think he did a damn good job!

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Interestingly, there was ‘humor’ in the little tag.  It read in part “always garaged, low mileage, never driven in the rain!” 🙂

And what is it with couples on the left coast?  6’5″+ guys with girls that are barely 5′ tall???  Must have seen six or eight couples like that between SEA, SFO, and SAN yesterday evening…

Sneaking out…

Kinda sorta… Actually I’m going to manage to make the NRA Annual Meeting in Houston this week.

So why do you care???

Well, if there is any specific thing/gun/knife/accessory you’d like me to check out for you, shoot me an email at the contact link above and I will do my best to get the information you’ve requested and put a post up on it or provide you an email back with the info.

They’re at it again…

Kalifornia is trying AGAIN to ban all lead ammunition…

This has been tried before, but they limited it to areas where the Condors and other wildlife refuges are.  But low and behold a Condor STILL died of lead poisoning…

In November, one of the oldest condors in Central California died from lead poisoning after being found with tiny bullet fragments and a .22-caliber slug in his gullet that he apparently swallowed with a mouthful of meat.

The 9-year-old giant was one of the earliest released in a condor recovery program along the Big Sur coast. His death — and the recent death of a golden eagle near Sacramento — are being highlighted by health and environmental groups who want California to become the first state to impose a statewide ban on the use of lead bullets for hunting.

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Now health-care advocates are taking a different tack, arguing that lead bullet fragments in game such as venison are neurotoxins that can harm children and developing fetuses.

And it’s for the children… This is the new tactic, to hell with the animals, PEOPLE WILL DIE OMGELEVENSIES!!!!1111

“There is no safe level of lead for human consumption,” said state Assemblyman Anthony Rendon, whose closely watched lead bullet ban bill was passed this month by the Assembly Water, Parks and Wildlife Committee.

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The NRA and NSSF both oppose the bill, for good reason. This becomes a defacto ban…

The U.S. Geological Survey estimates that nationwide there are 400,000 pieces of lead shot per acre in wild game territory that can be eaten or washed into waterways, and that the 60,000 metric tons of lead fired off in 2012 is second largest use of lead behind storage batteries.

Doing the math, this means that something over 4 BILLION rounds were fired last year in the US alone (based on 230gr .45 slug the numbers come out to 3.9294B)

So that means all 80 million gun owners must have fired at least 50 rounds apiece last year… Sure…

However there was ‘one’ voice of sanity…

“There are gaps in the prohibition with depredation being one and private ranching being another,” said John McCamman, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service condor coordinator. “And the other thing that nobody talks about is the poaching that goes on, and they probably don’t care that there’s a lead prohibition.”

Read more at Fox News HERE.

So if we go to depleted uranium, will they then die of radiation poisoning???

Sigh…