A little humor…

To start the week…

Have pun with these:

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking

Dijon vu – the same mustard as before

Practice safe eating – always use condiments

Shotgun wedding – A case of wife or death

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy

A hangover is the wrath of grapes

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red

When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired

What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead give away

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion

If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered

You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it

Local Area Network in Australia – the LAN down under

Every calendar’s days are numbered

A lot of money is tainted -Taint yours and taint mine

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat

He had a photographic memory that was never developed

A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis

Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses

Acupuncture is a jab well done

Dammit…

30 plus years of existence wiped out…

This is a copy with attribution to house of Yoogi said about Spirit Airlines going under. Not the first one I’ve seen go away. Braniff, PSA, TWA, Eastern, Piedmont (merged with US Air, which merged with American), Air Florida, etc… At least he doesn’t cuss with his report, I’m afraid I would have…

Here is his rant-

Spirit Airlines died this morning at the hands of the socialist (Democrat) crusader, Elizabeth Warren, and all the Democrats that stand with her.

They must be so proud to add another casket to their achievements.

This morning at 3am, Spirit turned off the lights. Another 14,000 jobs gone. 30+ smaller airports lose service.

JetBlue offered $3.8 BILLION in cash to buy Spirit in 2022 so the airline could be saved and competition could be preserved. Shareholders, the unions, management, literally everyone voted yes.

The combined company would have held 9% of the US market against a Big 4 that already owned 80%.

For anyone who understands numbers: 9% isn’t a monopoly against 80%.

Warren said no. Democrats cheered her on, helping undermine this lifeline the entire way.

They wrote letters. They protested and campaigned. They pressured DOT head “Mayor Pete” Buttigieg. Biden’s DOJ sued. A federal judge killed the deal in January 2024.

Their argument: the merger would cost consumers $1 billion a year.

Now look at the collateral damage they will try to dust under the rug.

510 pilots gone in the months after. 1,800 flight attendants furloughed in December.

14,000 jobs in 2023. 7,500 last week. Zero tonight.

And that’s just the people in Spirit uniforms.

Catering goes. Fuel guys go. Vendors and suppliers gone. Baggage crews, gate agents, airport coffee shops, hotels and rental cars in 70 cities Spirit flew to, Uber and Lyft drivers, jobs disappeared or consolidated away to existing operators. Every airline job carries 3 more on its back, and many of those are now gone.

40,000+ people out of work because of one woman’s moronic crusade against the market and all the sheep willing to follow her off the cliff.

And the math ain’t mathing.

Spirit abandoned 90 routes during the death spiral. Fares on those routes are up 14% on average. Oakland to Newark: $135 to $288. Fort Myers to San Juan: $92 to $219. Kansas City to Newark up 66%.

That’s reality. That’s the market. That is real life consequences of ignorant policy Not some fake number from an “academic study.”

How does this save the consumer money?

Cheap carriers in a market drop fares 21% across the board. Southwest did this in the 90s and saved Americans $68 BILLION over 20 years.

Democrats killed it. That’s what moronic politicians led by socialism do. And this sort of mindset is all over DC, Springfield, and elsewhere.

With her own blind arrogance, Warren tweeted Spirit’s collapse is “a Biden win for flyers.”

A “win.” Good luck papering over this catastrophe.

14,000 people are reading termination letters this weekend. Tens of thousands others already have or will be shortly.

This is socialism in 2026.

And Warren and the rest take credit. A senator who’s never taken a risk or made a payroll thinks she knows how to run a market better than the people who own and work in the company.

She saved you a billion on imaginary paper.

She cost you many multiples of that in real life.

She didn’t protect consumers from anything – she crushed families and cost everyone more money.

They lie to tear down builders, risk takers, and job creators.

They tear them down so they can mislead you.

They mislead you so they can scare you.

They scare you so they can consolidate power – political and economic. Everything.

Tens of thousands will go from working, producing, creating, serving, helping, and providing for their families to the unemployment line and welfare.

They will make sure to blame billionaires, hardworking tax payers, AI, capitalism and whatever monster they will make up tomorrow hiding under your bed. Some are just flat out economically illiterate – others, like Warren, are just this devious.

Higher taxes. Fewer jobs. More expensive everything. This mindset destroys. It is why a great place like Illinois, which should be a top 5 state economy, is a bottom 5 in every economic and jobs metric that matters, destroying our communities and taking opportunity away from our families.

They call this a success. They might be “winning.” Are you?

Prayers for everyone impacted by this completely avoidable tragedy.

Thank you, @houseofyoogi

About time!!!

This whole shutdown is unconscionable…

President Donald Trump signed a bill Thursday to fund the Department of Homeland Security, including the U.S. Coast Guard, after a 76-day partial government shutdown.

The signing came hours after the House passed Senate-approved legislation to fund the department. The bill funds DHS agencies that are not involved in Trump’s immigration crackdown through the end of the fiscal year on Sept. 30.

Full article, HERE from Navy Times.

It’s not like most of these people have enough money in the bank to last a couple of months to pay all their bills, in any of the organizations. Of course the congresscritters get paid anyway, so they don’t really care. It’s just politics to them… Grrrr…

In addition to the Coasties, who would have stopped being paid next week, it also funds the Coast Guard civilians, and releases money to pay for housing including electric, which was being cut off in some Coast Guard housing!

It also provides funding for the TSA, FEMA, and Secret Service through September, so this means they whole s**t show is going to start again in September and probably stretch through Christmas (again)…

I don’t think there has been an actual budget approved on time since sometime in the early 2000s, but I may be wrong.

Once again, the little people at the end of the funding/food chain are the ones to take it in the shorts, and nobody but them cares. This was NOT what I defended, and I’m pretty sure most of you feel the same way I do.

Something about all enemies foreign AND domestic. And we’re getting a pretty good idea of who is who, IMHO.

And of course tomorrow is May Day, so the left will be celebrating…

And I’m gonna stop now and go take my BP meds… sigh

 

TBT…

First guns…

My first gun was a Stevens  Crack Shot .22 (which I still have), the 94 was given to me in 1963 for my birthday, the 4 inch Python in 1966, and I bought the 6 inch Python  in 1972 when I turned 21. I bought the Ruger MK II bull barrel in 1982 to replace the MK 1 that I’d basically shot out…

First guns

And before you ask, yes those are Herrett Custom stocks on the 6 inch, with an action job by Reeves Jungkind. Sadly for my wallet, I didn’t stop there…

What was the first gun you ever bought? And do you still have it?

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Oopsie…

Hoist on their own petard…

You gotta hand it to the previous leadership at The Walt Disney Company, they were totally committed to hurting their business in order to score useless political points with a tiny percentage of their customer base. 

Just a few years ago, Disney found itself unnecessarily in the middle of a political fight with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis. The state legislature in 2022 passed the Parental Rights in Education Act, meant to ensure that children were protected from being exposed to inappropriate content at a very young age. 

This was immediately labeled the “Don’t Say Gay” act from left-wing critics, apparently desperate to have children in K-3 grades taught about advanced sexual topics. What did this bill have to do with a private company that ostensibly makes family-friendly entertainment and runs all-ages theme parks? Literally nothing. And initially, then-CEO Bob Chapek maintained that the company shouldn’t address it. 

Full article, HERE from Fox News.

Among other things, the fight cost Disney control of the Reedy Creek Improvement District, which had been their self-licking ice cream cone for over 60 years. In 2023, Governor Ron DeSantis replaced the Disney-controlled Reedy Creek Improvement District with the CFTOD, a five-member board appointed by the governor and confirmed by the Senate to oversee land use and public services for Walt Disney World, and remove Disney’s self-governing power.

In other news, HERE, they are still crawfishing away from politics and political slants in movies…

I can’t help but wonder how many millions of dollars Disney has cost itself…

 

A little humor…

To start the week…

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of  anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in ”The Villages” Florida newspaper.(Who says seniors don’t have a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY :
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′),
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
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SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
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WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.
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BEATLES OR STONES ?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.
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MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads
together.
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My favorite

MINT CONDITION :
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.

Well…

The correspondents dinner apparently got a little ‘sporty’ last night…

The video of the perp rushing the magnetometer, gun drawn, and apparently shot a Secret Service agent on the way through.

Thankfully, nobody died, the perp was captured, and none of the administration or correspondents were hurt. Scared obviously, but not hurt.

So this now makes at least ‘three’ tries at the President now. It’s long past time for the Dems to stop playing games and get with the program to bring this country back together!

Dammit…

Ha!!!

Always said coffee was ‘good’! It keeps people unstabbed. And now there is proof, but I’m still not drinking decaf or cold coffee…

Coffee may do more than keep you going: It could have a noticeable impact on your digestive health, even if you drink decaf.

Researchers from APC Microbiome Ireland found that habitual coffee consumption alters the trillions of microbes living in the digestive tract, creating a chemical feedback loop that directly influences mood, stress levels and cognitive sharpness.

The study followed 62 participants to determine how coffee interacts with the microbiome. The group included 31 coffee drinkers and 31 non-coffee drinkers who went through a series of psychological tests and kept detailed journals about their diet and coffee consumption.

Full article, HERE from Fox News.

See…see!!! Nuff said…