Well frack…

Interwebz is down again. Go read the folks on the sidebar. Hopefully I’ll be back tomorrow.

Ye olde Kafka trap…

Straight out of the left’s playbook…

Want to know how activists in places like Portland take over roads, smash windows, light buildings on fire, and still have the press call them non-violent?

Good work from Wokal Distance via Thread Reader, HERE.

And then there’s this…

The other thing of interest is that if you ‘support’ BLM with a donation, you’re actually donating to Act Blue, which is the Obama superpac.

Buyer (or donator) beware…

Oopsie…

When the chickens come home to roost…

Radio host mocks Trump by claiming Seattle is peaceful, then rioters torched his apartment building

Full article, HERE.

Interesting how quickly he changed his mind…

And the ballistic beatification of the protester in Austin has begun…

Several protesters — including Foster, who was holding a rifle — approached the car, and Foster had his rifle pointed at the ground, witnesses said. The driver pointed his gun outside the window, fired several shots, then sped away, witnesses said.

Other protesters with rifles also fired shots after the driver did, said witness Julian Salazar.

First article, HERE.

AUSTIN — A 28-year-old man who was pushing his fiancée’s wheelchair at a protest in downtown Austin was fatally shot Saturday night, the couple’s families say.

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“He was going to these protests because he was fighting against police brutality,” Sheila Foster said Sunday. “He was pushing her wheelchair across the intersection when this happened. Thank God she didn’t get hit.”

Second article, HERE.

And so it begins… Where does it end? I have no idea, but I’m afraid it’s NOT going to end well!

Some assembly required…

Oops, apparently scheduler didn’t ‘schedule’ correctly…

Sorry!!!

Had some guests in from out of town, and it was my turn to cook last night.

So I did a southern dinner, from old family recipes…

Shrimp and grits with Tasso gravy and sides.

However, it takes some ‘assembly’ to actually put the plate together. But my guests were pretty accomplished eaters…

The finished product, prior to devouring.  Shrimp over cheese grits, tasso gravy, green beans with onions, seasoning, and enough bacon grease to add a little ‘taste’ to it.

It went over pretty well…

Snerk…

Sadly, this isn’t far from the truth in the IT world… They want unicorns…

Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist:

– 15 years Python
– 30 years SQL
– 20 years AWS
– 15 years Spark
– 15 years Terraform
– Core contributor to assembly code base
– Team player
– Should have some sort of martial arts experience, whether Ninja, Jujitsu, or Karate. All 3 is preferred.
– Knows SQL, NoSQL, NewSQL and all future flavors of SQL
– Project Management experience
– Strong experience with Keras, TensorFlow, Sklearn, XGBoost and preferably has written their own ML library from scratch.
– Should have published at least 2 top level academic papers preferably focused around a Convolutional Recurrent Back-propagating Neural Network
– Open source contributor at least 5 projects.
– Experience leading teams of 10,000 people or more
– Managed CI/CD pipeline for an application with at least 2 billion daily users
– Should have at least 1 PhD, 5 is preferred.

Yes, we have ping pong tables and an open floor plan and lots of salty snacks in the breakroom. Organic Kombucha on tap.

The interviews will consist of a 5 day process of whiteboarding algorithms from scratch followed by writing your own compiler and a coding exam will be taken at random from the 20 most popular programming languages.

And the best response…

Dear Hiring Manager. Im interested in Jr Data Scientist Position you posted. I’m sure that my yet short but fast growing 50 years career matches your profile. In addition to the listed requirements i have pilot license and speak Hebrew and Hungarian fluently. Im eagerly looking forward your offer including 7 digit monthly salary net in British pounds, premium medical insurance for all my family and relatives, working space at least 100 sqr m, personal assistant, lawyer, company jet, 6 room apartment in the downtown and welcome bonus at your convenience.

Y’all need to see this…

My neighbor has known this lady for over 30 years. He said she is the real deal. She didn’t mince words at all!

Please share this far and wide!!!

Blunt honesty from a lady who went from welfare to millionaire…

TBT…

A picture from back in the day…

I was skinny and had hair even!

This was 85/86, taken in Taromina, IT on an obvious day off… LOL

 

Posted in TBT

PSA…

This happened to a friend up in Manassas, VA. But, I’m betting this isn’t the ONLY place it’s happening…

Serious warning if you call out for food a lot.

Xxxxx wanted Pizza Hut pizza so I googled the number. I called. First question she asked was our number, which Pizza Hut usually does. But then she asked name and address. I asked if our order history showed. She said it didn’t. I figured computer error, so I gave it to her. I placed the order, a cheese pizza for Jaime. She asked pickup or delivery. Delivery. She gave the order amount as $19, and asked cash or credit.. I said I’d pay the driver cash. She said it would be 20 minutes and with tax and delivery fees it would be $26.

Whoa. Backup. What delivery fees? I thought delivery was free. Nope. $5 delivery fee. Then she asked which Pizza Hut was nearest me. I said “your is”. “What address or plaza ?”, she asked. Aren’t you at the store I called? No. Do you work for Pizza Hut? Too long of a hesitation before she answered yes.

I changed my mind. I’ll pick it up since the store is only a few blocks away. She gave the price as $13 dollars. I didn’t ask about the 6 dollar difference between pickup and delivery prices, before the $5 delivery charge and double Virginia sales tax was added. When I picked the pizza up I grabbed a delivery menu so wouldn’t have to rely on google again.

I’m assuming the numbers google links to is some food delivery service, like grubhub or doordash, rather than Pizza Hut. With all the add on fees they doubled the price of the order. They call in your order, pick it up, and then pocket the difference.

So be careful.

Just checked locally, and the SAME thing here, at least for one Pizza Hut location…

One wonders… Accidental or on purpose? I know what MY guess is…

Grrrr…

Interwebz is down again…

Back in the day, humor was humor…

Can you imagine Blazing Saddles being made today?

Go read the folks on the side bar, and I’ll be back as soon as I can!