Lawdog’s book!!!

The horse is already out of the barn, and has been since Friday, and the book is already showing up as a bestseller, but here we go anyway…

Is out!!! Lawdog has finally been coerced into the author world!

Click the image to get your copy! I’ve read it, and it’s by turns hilarious, poignant, and thought provoking.  I’d read some of these over the years on TFL, but it’s nice to have the WHOLE collection in one place (FINALLY)…

The Blurb-

LawDog had the honor of representing law and order in the Texas town of Bugscuffle as a Sheriff’s Deputy, where he became notorious for, among other things, the famous Case of the Pink Gorilla Suit. In THE LAWDOG FILES, he chronicles his official encounters with everything from naked bikers, combative eco-warriors, suicidal drunks, respectful methheads, prison tattoo artists, and creepy silent children to six-foot chickens and lethal chihuahuas.

THE LAWDOG FILES range from the bittersweet to the explosively hilarious, as LawDog relates his unforgettable experiences in a laconic, self-deprecating manner that is funny in its own right. The book is more than mere entertainment, it is an education in two English dialects, Police and Texas Country. And underlying the humor is an unmistakable sympathy for society’s less fortunate – and in most cases, significantly less intelligent – whose encounters with the law are an all-too-frequent affair.

Don’t start it unless you have time to finish it before bed… Just sayin!

And if you’ve already got it, he’d appreciate an honest review.

Project much???

Ah, the inevitable one star review showed up for The Morning the Earth Shook

And I quote-

Sorry, but this is just a load of far right nonsense and fits nicely with anyone that shares the current administration’s world view of America being overrun by immigrants, foreigners and liberals. Much of the same hyperbol that existed when certain groups of conservatives were advocating for Texas succeeding from the US while Obama was president. To be fair, I didn’t finish this angry screed so maybe Mr. Curtis toned down his rhetoric after a while. An interesting concept it’s just too bad that Mr. Curtis decided to use it as a soapbox to attack those that do not share his political views. 

I find it interesting that the reader never even finished it, but only read ‘some’ part of the novella. I hope this unsatisfied reader got his money back.

Angry screed? Really? I did nothing more than base the whole premise on what can be found in open literature on what the left would ‘like’ to do with California, and what a contingency plan for getting out of a bad location anywhere in the world might look like, from the Navy and Marine side of the equation. Do such plans exist? Hell yes… Just sayin’…

I know I can’t please everyone, and I’m not an SJW by any means. Anybody that reads my stuff knows that I am a patriot and conservative. But I DO respect everyone’s right to their opinion, and the ability to express it. So I won’t protest the review, nor will I ask for it to be taken down.

Pot meet kettle…

Sigh…

Now up to SEVEN different investigations re Trump and Russia, but it seems that every time they find ‘footprints’ of the DNC or Dems, OR things that point back to the Clintons or Obama, that very conveniently gets dropped…

Anybody with two brain cells to rub together knows the USSR/Russia/Soviets have been trying to influence US and many other elections since the 1950s. And the US has been doing the same, even overthrowing a couple of governments over the years.

Obama gave a grant to Netanyahu’s opponents trying to influence the Israeli election in 2016 also… Link, HERE.

I guess since the Dems did it, it’s all okay, amiright???

And didn’t Obama himself come out and say there was nothing to the Russian hacking back in 2016, especially since it happened on HIS watch???

In other news, a Californicator congresscritter, Rep. Brad Sherman, has officially filed Articles of Impeachment against President Trump for his alleged interference with the FBI investigation into former national security adviser Flynn, and the firing of FBI director Comey.

Full article, HERE. And of course, ‘our’ own looney tune Texas Rep,  Dem Al Green, from Houston jumped onboard…

Sigh…

I’d love to be a fly on the wall for a conversation between him and Mack Thornberry, our North Texas Representative…

Rimworld update…

Thanks to those who’ve given me honest reviews, they are appreciated…

Now I’ve been getting some emails grumbling about the ending, saying it was too ‘abrupt’, or wanting to know what happened in the meeting, or was there a meeting…

Soooo…

You get what will probably be the prologue for the second in the Rimworld Series. As usual, unedited, for now…

Prologue

Mikhail was wrapping up the meeting with the techs in Ivan’s office in Capital City. Ivan March, small, red headed, and feisty, was the lead tech on Endine, working from Capital. Mike Hartwell was bald, sunburned, and middle aged, worked out of Archer City; Jean Gauntt was the only female, compact, dark haired, looking tired, and very quiet. She worked out of Canyon City and William Beamon, lanky and grey haired, worked out of Paradise on the southern coast.

“So, based on the problems everyone is having, I’m going to approach the GalPat Det about providing some additional security to all of your feeder locations. I also want each of you to deploy sonic fences at all feeder and subfeeder sites. I’ll download the mods to you for the programming to add the human range. Any questions?”

Ivan replied, “Gonna be hard for me to do that. Feeder is right up against one of the slums that are expanding out of the city center. And my subfeeders are on roofs.”

Mikhail grimaced, “Well, do the best you can. If nothing else, secure the RCA huts with the switching gear. Anybody else have a problem I need to know about?”

Pulling out his data comp, he quickly called up the mod for the sonic fence system, pushed it to the local server, and heard all four data comps ping in response. “Don’t load that until you have the fence up and running. You’ll have ten divs to get out of the perimeter before it takes effect. To get in, you’ll have to remote in and kill the update. Understood?”

Fargo moved to the door as Mikhail stood, “Alright, we’ll reconvene for dinner at, say eighteen? Then I can update you on the outcome of the meeting with the GalPat Det.”

Ivan hopped up, “I’ll drive you over, it’s a pain in the ass to maneuver around over there with all the blocked streets and checkpoints.”

Fargo stopped suddenly, “Blocked streets and checkpoints?”

“Yah, they’ve restricted access due to the protesters getting a bit out of hand a couple of times.”

“Didn’t they put them down?”

Ivan snorted, “Not really, more like let them run out of steam and gently pushed them back out four or five blocks.”

The hair on the back of Fargo’s neck started standing up and he shook his head, “So are we even safe to go down there in a marked vehicle?”

Ivan laughed, “Even the proles like having their power. Never had a problem anywhere on the planet.”

***

A half div later, Ivan blew his breath out noisily, “Well looks like this is as close as I can get. Something must have happened,” pointing to a gate a block away he continued, “That’s the gate you need to go through. It leads directly to the admin building, which is just on the other side of the wall. I’ll find a place to park and wait here for ya.”

Fargo extended his empathic sense as far as he could, but didn’t sense anything other than some low level discontent. Getting out quickly, he settled his pistol then said, “Okay, let’s make this as quick as we can, Mikhail. I don’t like this at all.”

Mikhail looked at him, “Are you okay, Ethan?”

“Come on, let’s move. Something is going on here that I don’t like. Call it a hunch, or a gut feeling, but…”

Mikhail shrugged, “Okay, quick like a nearbunny, we will be.” He took off at a fast walking pace, Fargo following closely on his right, watching both sides, and ahead of them. As they cleared the buildings, Fargo’s paranoia increased, seeing the broad empty avenue they had to cross, and the small crowd gathered fifty yards from the gate.

Glancing both ways, Mikhail started across as Fargo shifted to the left side, putting himself between the crowd and Mikhail. They made it across the street with no issues, and Mikhail went to the man door in the gate, twisted the handle and was surprised when the gate didn’t open. Instead a voice came from a speaker overhead, “State your business.”

Mikhail looked up and saw the speaker and a camera off to the side of the gate, “Mikhail Radovich. Tight beam technology manager for this sector. I have a meeting with a Colonel Zhu.”

The speaker spat out, “Wait.”

Fargo glanced up, “Not too friendly are they?”

“Apparently not. One would think this gate would be mann…”

Fargo shoved him violently to the ground as he saw a figure detach itself from the crowd at a dead run toward them. Mikhail asked indignantly, “What the hell was that for,” as he started to rise.

Fargo hissed, “Stay down. Shit’s going down, now.” He committed the cardinal sin of taking his eye off the threat, as he glanced down to make sure Mikhail was still on the ground. He felt hate now mingling with joy, and snapped back to honor the threat, drawing his pistol as he turned, shielding Mikhail.

The small figure had a weapon in hand, pointing it directly at him, close enough that Fargo saw the finger tighten on the trigger button as the whine of a needle gun firing was crossed by the flat snap of his bead pistol. The small figure started crumpling to the ground as Fargo felt the incredible pain of the flechettes tearing into his shoulder outside the vest, Oh fuck, that hurts. Gotta get Mikhail somewhere safe.His left arm dropped limply and he almost passed out from the pain before the pharmacope kicked in.

Leaning over, he said, “Mikhail, are you alright?”

Mikhail replied shakily, “I’m… I’m not hit, if that’s what you mean.”

“Good, stay there.” Fargo leaned against the gate, pistol at low ready as he scanned the crowd both visually and empathically after a quick glance over his shoulder and down the street they’d just left. It was so quiet he could hear his blood plopping on the stones in front of the gate, as the speaker squawked, “Stand clear. Opening gate now.”

Fargo pushed himself off the wall with his elbow, keeping the pistol trained on the crowd. He took a step to the side and felt the world go gray as the pharmacope dumped more painkillers, “Mikhail, get yourself in the…”

***

Mikhail got an arm under Fargo, half drug him in the gate and screamed at the sergeant, “Medical, he needs medical! What the fuck are you people doing? How did you let…”

Two medics with a gravsled ran to where Fargo lay slumped on the ground, and they quickly loaded him onto the sled, asking, “Who is he? Blood type? What the fuck did he get shot with?” as the lead tech quickly scanned Fargo, getting a lot of beeps and sirens that didn’t sound good to Mikhail.

Mikhail answered, “Fargo, Ethan, NMN he’s in the GalPat database. I think he’s O positive.” For reasons Mikhail didn’t understand, he reached over and took Fargo’s pistol, dropping it in his pocket, as he followed the medics toward the main building at a run.

They had gone through a set of doors, telling Mikhail he couldn’t enter, sterile zone, and to wait. Fifteen minutes later, a dour, ethnic Asian in dress blacks walked slowly down the hall toward him, obviously listening to his earbug. He stopped in front of Mikhail, “I am Colonel Zhu, you are Mikhail Radovich, correct?”

Impatiently, Mikhail replied, “Yes, what is being done for Fargo? And why were we not allowed in the gate? We had an appointment scheduled!”

Zhu replied enigmatically, “Security. There are issues right now with a very small segment of the population, here. We are working through those.”

“Issues my ass, when they are trying to take down the TBT system, and we get shot by people in a mob, that’s a little more than issues.”

“Why did you initiate contact with the protesters?”

Mikhail goggled, “Initiate? We didn’t initiate anything! Who ever that was came charging out of the mob, firing some kind of needler, and next thing I know, I’m on the ground with Fargo bleeding all over me, just before he passed out.”

“Why didn’t you retreat? You had ample option to do that.”

Mikhail started to reply when an older lady, granny glasses perched on her nose, curly hair adrift came stalking by and went into the medical area. He noticed Zhu at rigid attention, and asked, “Who was that?”

“Director Vaughn. Your man must be badly hurt, if she deigned to come down here.” Zhu turned around and marched away, leaving Mikhail standing in the corridor by himself.

Two hours later, Evie landed the shuttle in the forecourt of the building, the two med techs pulled Fargo out on a gravsled and he was loaded into the Med Comp installed in the shuttle. Another two hours, and they were back aboard Hyderabad, when Mikhail realized he never got a substanative conversation with Zhu on the problems on Endine, or talked to his techs again.

***

Fargo came to slowly. Reaching out with his senses, he didn’t feel anything, which scared him. And his arm and shoulder throbbed in time with his heartbeat. He looked out the port to his left and saw a bulkhead, looking out the port to the right, he saw a small sickbay with a compartment number he recognized, I’m on Hyderabad. Where is Mikhail, is he...

Captain Jace came quickly through the door, closely followed by Mikhail, “Ah, I see our lazy guest has finally deigned to join us in consciousness.”

Fargo lifted his right hand, extending the middle finger, “Why am I hurting?” He looked at Mikhail’s drawn face, “You alright? Not hit?”

Mikhail said softly, “No I’m okay Ethan. Much better than you. You saved my life. I don’t…”

“You don’t owe me anything. If I’d let you get killed, Luann would have killed me. Still haven’t answered why I’m hurting.”

Jace answered, “Simple. Your shoulder is blown up. It exceeds the capability of the med comp, manual intervention is required, so we’re hauling you back to Hunter.”

“What, er, why not treat me on Endine?”

“They wanted you off planet immediately. Apparently the woman you killed was the daughter of one of the powers that be on Endine. Well, that and the fact that the Director, herself is a surgeon, took one look at your injuries,  and said you needed a galaxy class surgeon, along with your medical history and scans, to even attempt a rebuild.”

“Oh. That bad, huh?”

Captain Jace added, “Yes, that bad. OneSvel will meet us in orbit, perform the needed surgery, and do your follow-up care.”

“But…”

“We know who he is, Mikhail has been briefed and agreed to say nothing. As far as anyone is concerned, the surgery will have already been done. OneSvel will just be the med tech taking care of you in zero-G, until your shoulder is stabilized.”

“How long?”

“One to two weeks. It will take the nanos that long to rebuild the bone structure, plus there are something like thirty pieces of bone still floating around in there. Evie will fly Mikhail down to Rushing River as soon as we hit orbit and pick up OneSvel for the trip back.”

“What about the techs? Are they…”

Mikhail winced, “So far, they’re still alive. Director Vaughn has given authority to the GalPat Det to up security as required to protect the assets. I never got to have my meeting, so I’m getting this from comms after the fact and two VTCs we’ve had enroute back here.

TBT…

Kinda like the old days of dial up…

AT&T is acting like a ping pong ball, except without the old tones…

Maybe a 14.4 modem on a lousy line. Go read the folks on the sidebar, while I wait for AT&T to fix their problem… sigh

 

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Good news???

There will be a Calexit Anthology!!!

The bad is that we’ll be indie publishing it… And probably not until October at the earliest…  Sigh…

As of today, I’ve got 19 folks that have expressed interest, and already have one complete story submitted, two chapters of another, and five other ‘plots’ that people are working on.

This could be FUN! And three female authors are contributing, which makes it even better, as I’m sure they will give us a different ‘look’ at the impact of Calexit.

Already looking at cover art, and it ‘may’ be similar to The Morning the Earth Shook.

If you’re bored…

And live in the North Texas area…

Come visit myself, Peter and Dorothy Grant, Alma TC Boykin and Lawdog at AMA-Con 5-6 August at the Amarillo Convention Center.

We’ll have books to sell, or will be happy to sign books if you already have copies. We’ll be there 11-7 on Saturday and 12-6 on Sunday.

Tickets will be $5 for one day, $8 for both days.

Or if nothing else, come by and say hello! We’re trying something a little different with this con, since it’s not primarily book related.

One other thing I’d like to do is thank those who have been good enough to put up reviews for my books and stories. I could use a few more on Rimworld- Into the Green to get over the 50 reviews hump, and the reviews are starting to build for The Morning the Earth Shook. So far the reviews are pretty positive, but also honest, which I appreciate!

People I talked to at LibertyCon said that reviews are one of the biggest helps to an author, especially an Indie author without a big advertising budget. The other two things are cover art and blurbs. At least those two I have LOTS of help on!!! 🙂

And from the numbers I was told, e.g. <3% of readers do reviews, I consider myself pretty lucky, as I’m up around 5%. So thank you again!

Random thoughts…

The Grey Haired Brigade

They like to refer to us as Senior Citizens, old fogies, geezers, and in some cases dinosaurs. Some of us are “Baby Boomers” getting ready to retire. Others have been retired for some time. We walk a little slower these days and our eyes and hearing are not what they once were. We have worked hard, raised our children, worshiped our God and grown old together. Yes, we are the ones some refer to as being ‘over the hill’, and that is probably true. But before writing us off completely, there are a few things that need to be taken into consideration.

In school we studied English, history, math, and science which enabled us to lead America into the technological age. Most of us remember what outhouses were, many of us with firsthand experience. We remember the days of telephone party-lines, 25 cent gasoline, and milk and ice being delivered to our homes. For those of you who don’t know what an icebox is, today they are electric powered and referred to as refrigerators. A few even remember when cars were started with a crank or a button on the floor. Yes, we lived in those days.

We are probably considered old fashioned and out-dated by many. But there are a few things you need to remember before completely writing us off. We won World War II, fought in Korea and Viet Nam . We can quote The Pledge of Allegiance, and know where to place our hand while doing so.

We wore the uniform of our country with pride and lost many friends on the battlefield. We didn’t fight for the Socialist States of America, we fought for the “Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.”

We wore different uniforms but carried the same flag. We know the words to the Star Spangled Banner, America ,and America the Beautiful by heart, and you may even see some tears running down our cheeks as we sing. We have lived what many of you have only read about in history books and we feel no obligation to apologize to anyone for America.

Yes, we are old and slow these days but rest assured, we have at least one good fight left in us. We have loved this country, fought for it, and died for it, and now we are going to save it. It is our country and nobody is going to take it away from us.

We took oaths to defend America against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and that is an oath we plan to keep. There are those who want to destroy this land we love but, like our founders, there is no way we are going to remain silent.

It was mostly the young people of this nation who elected Obama and the Democratic Congress. You fell for the “Hope and Change” BS which in reality was nothing but “Hype and Lies.” You have tasted socialism and seen evil face to face, and have found you don’t like it after all. You make a lot of noise, but most are all too interested in their careers or “Climbing the Social Ladder” to be involved in such mundane things as patriotism and voting. Many of those who fell for the “Great Lie” in 2008 are now having buyer’s remorse. With all the education we gave you, you didn’t have sense enough to see through the lies and instead drank the ‘Cool-Aid.’ Now you’re paying the price and complaining about it. No jobs, lost mortgages, higher taxes, and less freedom. This is what you voted for then and that is what you got. We entrusted you with the Torch of Liberty and you traded it for a paycheck and a fancy house.

Well, don’t worry youngsters, the Grey-Haired Brigade is here, and in 2016 we took back our nation. We may drive a little slower than you would like but we get where we’re going, and in 2016 we went to the polls by the millions. This land does not belong to the man that was in the White House nor to the likes of Nancy Pelosi, John McCain or Harry Reid. It belongs to “We the People” and “We the People” plan to reclaim our land and our freedom. We hope this time you will do a better job of preserving it and passing it along to our grandchildren.

So the next time you have the chance to say the Pledge of Allegiance, Stand up, put your hand over your heart, honor our country, and thank God for the old geezers of “The Grey-Haired Brigade.”

And a little humor…

How long does it take…

To burn the house down?

Not long at all, when it’s 97 years old… And all seasoned (read dried) wood.

The local VFD did a training burn yesterday, along with three other local departments. Then, with all three sets of units manned, they lit the house off…

This is about 1 1/2 minutes in. Second floor is already fully involved.

This is a 30 second video about the two minute mark. It was really starting to ‘cook’ at this point, setting the grass on fire, and pushing the heat up. Probably 1500-2000 degrees in the fire itself.

This is about the four minute mark, note the height of the flames, and this was when it started ‘throwing’ burning ash downwind…

This is at the five minute mark… HOT! And starting to generate it’s own wind. Grass is now on fire 50+ feet from the house due to the heat, Firemen are working downwind with water cans, putting out fires started by burning debris.

This was probably 50 yards downwind from the house. Debris was hot enough to start a fire in GREEN grass!

I live a half a block away, and this was in my back yard, probably 200 yards from the fire itself. It’s a piece of wooden shingle…

Thirty minutes later… Nothing left of the main structure other than what appeared to be 12 x 12 supports for the second floor porch.

And this is an oak stump, probably 25 yards from the house, that was set on fire (in red circle), by the radiant heat coming off the structure.

So… The local fire departments got a workout, we got rid of a fire hazard/blight on the neighborhood, and nobody got hurt!

That’s a winner all the way around! But the real reason I put this up is a reminder…

It doesn’t take long for a fire to get out of control, and this is why if, BIG IF, you are ever in a situation where fire is involved, get out, and NEVER go back in. The odds are, if you do, you will become a crispy critter, and give the firemen that find your burned body nightmares for years…

Have an escape plan, and train to it. If you have kids, make it a game for them, so that the sound of a smoke alarm generates an automatic response. Have a place to go to (the head of the driveway, the neighbor’s house). Make sure everybody is out. If not, notify 911 and give them your best estimate of their possible location in the house.  HERE’s a Wiki link that has other details, you might want to keep in mind.

Sigh…

A nice little video of AMRG, better known as the ‘Boneyard’…

Sadly, there are WAY too many P-3s in there now… I saw a couple of familiar tails among the birds.

I figure this is a better post than yet another bitching session about the crap going on, so I’m going to stop and send you over to Lawdog, for an announcement… HERE. 🙂