Rimworld tease…

It’s either a political rant or another tease from the Rimworld book…

Since I’m tired of politics, you get this… As always, unedited, stream of consciousness writing… Right at 60K words in.

Moments of Terror

The days melded one into the other as the ship trundled across space toward Star Center. After two tries at eating with the other passengers, Fargo and Nicole had adopted similar routines of eating in the crew mess, exercise and using the VR sims every day. They almost never interacted with the other passengers at all, much to Fargo’s relief.

Nicole seemed to be less inclined to interact with anyone as the days went by and her worries ramped up, causing her to be even pricklier. The only time he’d seen her laugh was on the third day, when Evie joined them for lunch and Nicole had asked who the other Hilbornite was.

Evie’s hair had stood up, and she literally hissed before getting herself back under control, “That bitch is one of my great-aunts, she claims I have sullied the entire clan’s reputation by being a starship pilot and I deserve to be cut off from the clan. She called me a vacuous disease ridden whore, only fit for space after I told her I liked my job!”

Nicole almost spit her food out in amazement, then said, “I’m afraid I would have slapped her into the middle of the next galaxy for that! Who the hell does she think she is?”

Evie shrugged, “Apparently she is chief surgeon of Hilborn Center.”

Nicole asked, “So… Important? Yes?”

Evie chuckled ruefully, “She is the highest of the high in medical circles. She is touring the Rimworld planets collecting medical specimens and disease vector data to update the galactic data base.”

Nicole asked with a laugh, “Are you sure she isn’t the vector?”

Evie burst out with a laugh, fur laying down smoothly, “Possibly!”

Nicole mumbled, “Still a bitch though.”  Evie smiled and squeezed Nicole’s hand quickly as she got up to resume her piloting duties.

***

      Fargo’s wrist comp pinged, bringing him out of a dead sleep. He started muzzily at it, CAPTAIN FARGO TO THE BRIDGE IMMEDIATELY.

Sitting up, he heard it ping again, and he hit it simultaneously with replying, “On the way.” Pulling his shipsuit on, he shoved his feet into his boots, quickly fastened them and headed for the hatch. Niceties like combed hair and brushed teeth could wait, if the captain wanted to see him now.

Three minutes later, Fargo approached the bridge hatch and watched it dilate as he stepped quickly through, “You wanted to see me, Captain?”

Captain Jace glanced at Fargo and motioned him to the jump seat to his left, “Yes I did Captain. What would be your response if you knew we were about to be attacked by pirates, or brigands, or Traders?”

Scanning around the bridge, Fargo didn’t see anyone but Captain Jace and Evie, and nothing screaming red or any blaring alarms, “Uh, depends on capability. And size. And options… Can we run? Maybe outrun them? Shit, I don’t know. I’m a ground pounder, not a space…”

Captain Jace turned to face him, “So if you had those answers, would you fight?”

Fargo scrubbed his face, “Oh hell yes. Anything is better than dying on our knees.”

Captain Jace turned back, “The captain agrees, we fight.” Suddenly the bridge screens transformed, with feeds showing an older destroyer with one missile door open, and weapons availability popped onto another screen as disembodied voices sounded on the bridge.

“Sensors, remote feed indicates Dumont class destroyer GP Epsilon. Last in service 2804. Struck from rolls in 2815. Last known at breaker’s yard, Arcturus. EMCON at this time.”

A second voice said, “Tracking. Target estimated 1,500,000 miles. No indication of shields at this time.”

Captain Jace replied, “Weaps, authorized, prep exciter. Standby for deployment.”

A third voice said, “Weapons tight, available weapons VM-133 medium range missiles, bays 3 and 4, passive tracking initialized. Counter missile battery spinning up, tubes 1 and 3. Dorsal needle lasers up and up, internal power only, stowed. Request power shift to prep exciter.”

“Approved.”

“Comms. Demand message from target, six second delay. Screen?”

Captain Jace replied, “Main screen.”

The main screen lit with a head and shoulders shot of a grizzled captain with a backdrop of the Galactic Patrol appeared.

The captain said, “Unknown ship, this is GalPat Destroyer Guernsey. You are ordered to cut power, coast, drop all shields, and standby for boarding inspection. Failure to follow these directions will force us to fire on you.”

Captain Jace said, “Comms, record for outgoing, character five. Break. Captain this is Nuevo Frisco out of Altair Four. You should be copying out beacon. We are a Galactic Consortium member, why are we being stopped? We will protest this. Break. Send it.”

Fargo’s jaw dropped as he saw what appeared to be an old man in a fragile voice standing in front of a shabby logo deliver the captain’s message over tight beam. Captain Jace turned to him, “Target is about one point one million miles out. My intent is to fire when he reaches half a million miles, which should be in… twenty-four minutes at max closure rate.”

Fargo asked, “But how… What… How do you know what is following us? What is this ship?”

Captain Jace’s feral grin was followed by a distinctly predatory look as he scanned the screens. “We were followed through the last transit point. This area is, so called dead space, with no habitable planets in this region. We dropped a recon drone a hours after we cleared the boundary, and that’s what you see on screen one. It’s an FTL unit, so we’re getting real time updates. It’s tail chasing now, in the destroyer’s baffles. The data base we accessed is the GalPat database, and it’s up to date. Guernsey exists, but she’s in the yards at Earth four. Weapons? Yes, we have a few. We have limited offensive and defensive capability.”

“You still haven’t said what this ship is.”

“Simply put, we don’t exist. We can be anything we want to be, outside of a direct visual scan.”

Fargo’s mind whirled, and he wondered what in hell was going on. “You don’t exist? Then what the hell am I standing on or rather sitting on? You’re not making… sense…”

Captain Jace turned to face Fargo again, “Hyderabad doesn’t ring a bell does it?”

Mystified Fargo shook his head, “No, should it?”

Captain Jace replied, “Well, if you were a student of Earth’s early naval history, it would, or should. There was only one purpose-built Q-ship built by the British in the First World War, almost a thousand years ago. The Hyderabad. She was a 600-ton vessel, launched in 1917, with a very shallow draft to allow torpedoes to pass under the ship. She was armed with hidden guns and torpedo tubes to allow her to sink German U-boats.”

“So… Wait, you’re a…”

A voice sounded, “Incoming comms, main screen in three.”

The same grizzled captain, now almost smirking popped on screen, “Your decision is a good one, Captain. You have nothing to fear as long as your papers are in order.”

“Answer required?” The phantom voice asked.

“Negative,” Captain Jace replied. Turning to Fargo again, he said, “Before you ask, no GalPat doesn’t know we exist. No, they didn’t approve our mission. But we are the good guys.”

Fargo stewed for a few minutes as the range closed, and he wondered, Have I gone crazy? Jace and Evie seemed to be perfectly content to let this… This apparent pirate close to a range of a half million miles, where they planned to kill it. No questions asked, they are just going to kill it. They aren’t even excited. And I’m the only one… I wonder if they’ve even told the crew… Aren’t they supposed to do something like go to battle stations? What about the passengers?

“Um, Captain, shouldn’t you at least alert the crew and passengers?” Fargo asked.

Captain Jace grinned again, “Oh the crew already knows. The passengers? Well, if we fail to kill this bastard, there will either be twenty minutes to get them off in the pods, probably to be shot out of space, or the Epsilon will just blow us away. Either way, it doesn’t much matter. If we kill it, then the passengers don’t even need to know.”

Fargo shook his head, “But…”

Voice one said, “Sensors acquired passive laser targeting. Up on screen two. Passive track input and gen track now on screen. Four minutes to five hundred thousand mile engagement range,” a disembodied voice said.

Captain Jace said, “Weaps, cleared to deploy dorsal lasers in three minutes thirty seconds.”

Another disembodied voice answered, “Weapons, aye!” Fargo opened his mind to try to figure out what Captain Jace or Evie was thinking, but he didn’t feel or sense anything. Opening further, he felt Nicole up moving around and wondering what was going on. Reaching out further, he could sense some low level emotions among the passengers, but he didn’t sense a single crewmember. Anywhere…

A rising groan raised the hairs on the back of Fargo’s neck, as something in the ship came to life. It thrummed for a few seconds as the pitch rose, then seemed to lock into a rumbling growl. Looking around, Fargo expected some kind of reaction from either Jace or Evie, but neither even seemed to notice. How can they be so calm? Something… Needs… Ah shit. There isn’t anything that can be done. How do the spacers deal with this? Not knowing… Or knowing and having to wait to see what’s happening.

Two minutes later a red countdown window popped up on the tracking screen, along with what Fargo recognized as targeting data that seemed to be constantly refining. “Weaps, status?” Snapped Captain Jace.

What Fargo was now thinking of as voice three replied, “Exciters preloaded, super caps ready, power shunt standing by to deliver required power.”

As the countdown reached thirty seconds, screen three switched to external views in split screen and showed upper and lower panels opening and what must be lasers extending outside the hull.

Captain Jace said calmly, “Weaps, it’s all yours fire at will, target open missile tube forward.”

As the countdown hit zero, the voice said, “Lasers firing.” Fargo heard a groaning sound increase in pitch, rising to nearly a scream, as the mechanical voice continued, “9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Cease fire.” There was a ‘ting’ and the loud noises stopped almost immediately, as Fargo sat mystified at what he’d witnessed.

“Did the work? I mean did… I didn’t see any pulses.”

Distracted, Captain Jace said, “Standby.” Staring intently at screen two, as it blossomed into a flash he suddenly roared, “Yes! Got that bastard!” Fargo looked up in time to see the tracker going from red to white.

Jace said conversationally, “Needle beam lasers. They spread over distance, but even with that they were less than nine inches in diameter. Both of them hitting the warhead at megajoule power was enough to heat it and set it off before they could react. Stupid captains drop their shields early, because they have to be down to fire. We knew the shields were down, so we took advantage of it.”

He saw the lasers retracting on the adjacent display, and what he guessed were armored hatches closing over them. Suddenly, all the screens blinked back to normal for an unarmed merchant ship.

Evie commented, “Thirty-eight minutes behind, Captain. Permission to push it up to make the next jump point on time.”

Captain Jace leaned back comfortably, “Do it.”

Fargo looked between them in amazement, “What about the, maybe… Survivors of that ship? Shouldn’t you report this to GalPat?”

Captain Jace spun his chair, “There weren’t any survivors. Epsilon is now dust in the wind, so to speak. And it will be reported, just not right now. We’ll take care of that at Star Center.”

Captain Jace hit a button on his command chair and broadcast over the IC, “Sorry about that noise folks. We had a bit of an issue with one of the power plants. It’s currently off line and being repaired. We will make up the time lost and hit our jump point on time. Thank you.”

Snerk…

This one came over the transom via the milemail net…

HORROR MOVIE SURVIVAL

-If the house you’re living in tells you to “GO AWAY” do so immediately.
-Never take a bath or shower with a maniac/spirit/demon/creature in the house.
-When it appears that you have killed the maniac/spirit/demon/creature, DO NOT check to see if he/she/it is really dead. Keep hacking at it until it is in pieces small enough not to be a threat to you. If you’ve shot at it, shoot it again in the head, and remember, shoot till it stops moving, and then keep shooting till you’re out of ammo. Then reload and shoot it some more. Then set it on fire and burn it up, this works with everything except demons and spirits. Then get the hell out of there!
-If plumbing fixtures or other structures in your home begin shaking and spewing body fluids, it’s time to leave.
-Never read aloud from a book that summons demons. Even as a joke.
-Don’t look under the bed.
-Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
-If trees, TVs, or other objects try to consume your children, save as many as you can and then get the hell out of the area.
-If relatives or pets come back from the dead, don’t approach them and ask “What did you come back to do?”
-If inanimate objects such as dolls, toys, or furniture attack you, be prudent, leave the area.
-If you’ve hidden from the maniac/spirit/demon/creature and you are not found, do not peek from or decide it’s safe to leave your hiding place. If you do decide to leave, scan the ground for twigs before you take a step.
-Never believe that your companion has truly become “dispossessed”.
-It is very, very dangerous to back into, or through rooms.
-If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. (Note: It will probably take several rounds of gunfire to incapacitate them, so be prepared.)
-When you have the benefit of numbers, never, ever, pair off, or go in alone. The more people the maniac/spirit/demon/creature is distracted by, the better “your” chance of escape.
-Never get into a car without first checking the back seat for occupants.
-If demons begin possessing your companions, it’s a good idea to leave the area as soon, and as quickly as possible.
-If your companions start turning up dead, make yourself scarce before someone else does it for you. Worry about funerals later.
-If you’ve just finished running over the maniac/spirit/demon/creature in your car, keep going. Most certainly do not get out of the car under any circumstances to see if he/she/it is “really” dead.
-As a general rule, don’t try to solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
-Don’t fall asleep if you have a history of homicidal/suicidal nightmares.
-Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, etc.
-Never stand in, on, above, below, beside or near a window, especially those that appear that they would break easily.
-If you find something that appears to be alive that you cannot identify, don’t pick it up or touch it, with anything.
-If you’re searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it’s just the cat, leave the room immediately or else you will quickly die.
-If someone is in the water and starts screaming and is pulled under, don’t go after them or peek over the edge of the shore “to see what’s wrong”. If you are in a boat, head for shore.
-If appliances start operating by themselves, you are in danger.
-Do not accept/take anything from the dead.
-If priests won’t or can’t enter your home, start looking for a new home.
-If you discover the place you are visiting is known for its history of mass murders, deaths, freak accidents, or supernatural occurrences, leave.
-If you wake up from a particularly horrific dream and find yourself still alive, you probably aren’t awake yet.
-If you find a town which looks deserted, it is probably deserted for a damn good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
-Don’t play with Ouija boards. If you do and the Ouija board starts moving by itself, stop playing and leave.
-If supernatural beings start calling your name, leave the area immediately.
-Never pick up a hitchhiker or stop to aid a suspicious person, especially if he/she/it resembles Santa Claus or Satan.
-Don’t fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you’re really sure you know what you are doing.
-Make sure that your weapon is really loaded before you try to use it.
-If your space ship gets an alien distress signal from what appears to be a dead planet, don’t stop to check it out.
-Never put your back to or lean on a door.
-Never take the dare to spend a night in a haunted house.
-Never speak to clowns in sewers.
-Never accept gifts from strangers, especially if you suspect that they are really supernatural beings.
-If you’re running from the maniac/spirit/demon/creature, expect to trip and/or fall down at least twice, more if you are female. Do not turn to look back, if you do, you stand a good chance of tripping immediately and being killed. If you turn and look back, and you don’t see the maniac/spirit/demon/creature chasing you, stop and run immediately back the way you came because the maniac/spirit/demon/creature is now in front of you.
-If your companions exhibit uncharacteristic behaviour such as hissing, biting, thirst for blood, howling, glowing eyes, unnatural hairiness, marked resemblance to demons, excretion of ectoplasm or other forms of gelatinous goo, flaming appendages, extra appendages, etc., get as far away from them as possible.
-Listen closely to the soundtrack for hints on what is going on around you. Use all resources available, especially the audience, for on the average, they are much, much more intelligent than you could ever hope to be.
-Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, Mydian, Questa Verde, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
-Beware of transvestite doctors that sing.
-Avoid secluded mountain resorts, especially those which keep ‘Redrum’ in stock.
-Beware of strangers bearing tools of destruction such as chainsaws, staple guns, chipper/shredders, weed poppers, combines, lawnmowers, knives, flamethrowers, band saws, crossbows, napalm, grenades, high-powered rifles, gophers wielding axes, laser pistols, or Alludium Q-36 explosive space modulators.
-If you’re going to shoot something, in the immortal words of Robert Ruark, African game hunter “USE ENOUGH GUN”.
-If entering your craft you put your hand in a kind of sticky/slimy/resinous kind of substance that was not there before, turn and run immediately.
-If you are in the Arctic and find an alien frozen in ice, don’t touch it, don’t thaw it out, leave it alone. -The alien should be incinerated with thermite (or preferably a thermonuclear weapon), otherwise if it thaws out, it will kill you and every living thing on earth.
-If you are alone in a house and something calls your name, leave the house immediately through whatever exit is in the opposite direction. If there is no exit, make one.

YMMV… When in doubt, shotgun, flamethrower or nuke it from orbit would be MY choices…

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FLYING ON A SPECIAL D-DAY – Julien Lepelletier

An escort P47, over Utah Beach, on the background “La pointe du Hoc” (6th June 1944). The ‘special’ refers to the additional tasking missions that were added to support the landings. One of the ‘tales’ told was that all possible escort acft got the alternating paint scheme and pilots were told in the days leading up to D-Day to standby for ‘special’ tasking. They weren’t told until the night before what their actual missions were to be.

The meltdown continues…

First we have this from BO…

President Barack Obama continues to publicly ponder the after-math of the presidential election that handed the keys to the White House to Donald Trump – a man he claimed was unworthy of the honor of holding the office of president.

In each revealing interview, the outgoing president drifts a little further away from the politically disciplined and magnanimous reflection he first presented in the intervening days after the historic election.

In his latest analysis found in the next issue of The New Yorker, Obama appears to have let a bit more of his true feelings about Hillary Clinton and her campaign show than he has up to this point.

In the full article, HERE, he goes on to blame Hillary’s loss on the Goldman-Sachs speeches…

And the media liberals continue to whine…

It was a pathetic spectacle: TV news executives and anchors filing in to Trump Tower on Monday to be the president-elect’s whipping boys.

Donald Trump had summoned them for a talk, but it turned out to be part tongue-lashing, part perp walk. The TV news people had foolishly agreed that the session was “off the record,” leaving Trump and his aides free to characterize the media representatives as groveling while Trump berated them as liars.

Dana Milbank has been so deep in the Hillary camp for so long it isn’t funny and he now says they need to be ‘outsiders’, HERE. I’m pretty sure Milbank and his ilk are going to get what they asked for…

Trump is already going around the media, having released at least two videos directly to Youtube without even bothering to let the media know. And we also know there won’t be any honeymoon like BO got in 2008. They are continuing to smear cabinet picks, slam the campaign and transition team, and whine about 1st amendment freedom to cover Trump…

Oh yeah, and Michigan was finally declared for Trump yesterday.

A good cause…

And a nice memory for the kids…

If you’re looking for something different for Christmas, I’d recommend you look at this one…

Fred J. Page High School is a small rural high school in Franklin, Tennessee. Ours is a standard high school of 9-12th grades comprised of approximately 1100 students who come from both America’s farmland and suburban neighborhoods in Williamson County, TN.€

Letters From Santa is a non-profit, 501(c)3, Parent-Teacher Organization (PTO) fundraiser developed by our TEAMs (Together Everyone Achieves More) student booster program to reduce graduation year expenses for the students and families during the Senior year. 100% of the Letters From Santa campaign proceeds go toward Senior Year expenses for each class.

Link here, Personalized Letters From Santa

And the money goes for a good cause… At $6 a good deal all the way around, IMHO.

h/t Gerry

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Hopefully you are celebrating with friends/family…

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Take a moment if you will to remember those military, LEOs, Fire/Rescue who are out keeping us safe as we celebrate.

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Now get off the damn computer and spend time with those around you!!!

Or go watch football! 😉

Another Minivandians…

DaddyBear has his third novel out!

The blurb-

In the first of three adventures, the Minivandian’s son finds a hidden story of his parents’ past.

Long before the comfortable adventures of the everyday, Ruarin, the Lady of Eyre and Daddybear the Minivandian make a harrowing journey to track down the ghoulish remnants of a friend, and the captive he took.

In the frozen north, they must brave not only killing weather and hidden monsters, but the secrets of Daddybear’s past, including his true name…

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Quest to the North is currently available on Kindle, HERE.

As one of the beta readers, I can tell you it’s much darker than the first tale, but it’s a great read! Several short stories and one novella length novel telling the tale of the trip North.

Funny, heartwarming and entertaining, it’s highly recommended!!!

Sigh…

Just gonna leave this one here without comment…

Well, maybe a couple of words…

GET A #)(&% JOB!!! Sigh…

Those chickens…

Are coming home to roost…

One has to wonder what is going on inside the U.S. Navy. A recent survey of U.S. Navy personnel delivered sobering news to out-going Obama Navy leadership. In arresting phrases, the September 2016 survey found that sailors are “increasingly unhappy with lengthy deployments, high operational tempo, and calls to reduce pay and benefits,” and not interested in being pawns on a political correctness chessboard. That is not what they signed up for.

Complete article HERE, from the Washington Examiner.

When you cut operational forces, lengthen deployments, INCREASE operational requirements and play social engineering, it’s no wonder the sailors are frustrated…

Throw in a lack of maintenance funding across the board (aviation, ship, submarines), you have less assets to meet the OPTEMPO requirements. This leads to marginally qualified units having to deploy on short notice or radically shift turnaround schedules. Add in additional training requirements that are mutually exclusive, cut the underway days, cut the ‘good deal’ trips/ports and it only gets worse.

In the air community, some squadrons are back to ‘tri-sites’ that may be half a world apart. Hard to maintain any sense of community or squadron pride when you’re scattered to hell and gone, flying your asses off, with major restrictions on liberty time/locations.

Frankly, I’m surprised its taken this long to percolate up. I hope Trump comes through on the promise to get the military funding and personnel back up. If he doesn’t, America is in trouble…

Aviation Art…

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Here is a video from Discovery Channel of the Komet in action. Various accounts give them credit for 9 or 10 shootdowns, against the loss of 16 Komets in combat.