Brigid has a great post up on cars and travel HERE, which brought back a lot of memories…
Back in the day, we bought/traded/swiped deployment cars…
These ‘things’ were only cars in the ‘nominal’ meaning of the word, and a passing resemblance to their automotive heritage…
Some of the more infamous ones I personally remember are the $25 Guam Bomb, bought from an outgoing crew. This thing was a late 50’s Chrysler something or other, all four fenders flapping in the breeze, and pieces of plywood nailed together to cover the missing back floorboards (and provide a ‘little’ stability to the seat cushion)… The trunk was totally rusted out, no spare, and the lock was long gone. The trunk lid was tied down with safety wire to the back bumper and never used, but it ran (kinda sorta), and you could pile 8 people in it as long as folks braced their feed on the frame rails…
Up in Misawa one year we got a ’73 Honda Civic for $50. It was a first year car, I think 50hp, and rusted all to hell and gone… And we were there on a winter deployment… Max of four people (especially in parkas), and I’m not sure the heater EVER worked! We rolled this particular car on a road trip to Aomori to see the castle, and we just got out, flipped it back over and continued on. I do remember all four side windows were broken out, but we had parkas…
Switching coasts, we did a Kef deployment, and the price went up, we paid $100 for an old 164 Volvo, all the side windows gone, and again a winter deployment, BUT they included a broom to sweep the car out with! 🙂 We drove that POS all over the place, out to the Blue Lagoon and even down to Reykjavik the one weekend we had off… Great car, other than being a ‘tad’ drafty at speed…
Bermuda didn’t have crew cars, but they had motorcycles/scooters/bikes… Suffice to say there were some ‘interesting’ days with those… Carrying golf clubs on a 100cc Kawasaki is an experience is all I’m gonna say! And the rides back from the Swizzle Inn sometimes turned into walking and pushing the bike because you couldn’t maintain your balance (and didn’t want to get a ticket for drunk driving), much less have the Doc scrub the coral out of the road rash with a wire brush!!!
Italy was another set of crew cars, and ‘quite’ the lesson learned about driving without rules… We picked up a little Fiat Abarth, for ummm… Nothing I think… The two bases were split by about 10 miles so it made quiet a few trips between the two, both on the main highway (SCARY), and the back roads…
I do remember the XO got hit by a Fiat Cinquecento that was passing a car that was passing a truck that was passing a bus that was passing a car, on a bridge! The XO was up against the guard rail and slamming on brakes when he got hit (but walked away with no injuries). AND the Polizia tried to find him at fault!!!
Sadly today most bases ban crew cars and crews are NOT allowed to drive or even rent cars in a most places (safety and all that crap)… So the folks never get a chance to get out and actually interact with the locals (buying spare parts, getting repairs made, having interesting conversations with the police)…
But there was one ‘good’ car that got borrowed! Utapao, back in the day, the AF wouldn’t give the OIC a vehicle. One got ‘liberated’ from the motor pool, painted Navy Gray and acquired a ‘stock number’ that was, I believe, the OIC’s serial number… Last trip through there it was still in use and still being serviced by the AF motor pool… 🙂



