Guam Bombs and other cars…

Brigid has a great post up on cars and travel HERE, which brought back a lot of memories…

Back in the day, we bought/traded/swiped deployment cars…

These ‘things’ were only cars in the ‘nominal’ meaning of the word, and a passing resemblance to their automotive heritage…

Some of the more infamous ones I personally remember are the $25 Guam Bomb, bought from an outgoing crew.  This thing was a late 50’s Chrysler something or other, all four fenders flapping in the breeze, and pieces of plywood nailed together to cover the missing back floorboards (and provide a ‘little’ stability to the seat cushion)…  The trunk was totally rusted out, no spare, and the lock was long gone.  The trunk lid was tied down with safety wire to the back bumper and never used, but it ran (kinda sorta), and you could pile 8 people in it as long as folks braced their feed on the frame rails…

Up in Misawa one year we got a ’73 Honda Civic for $50. It was a first year car, I think 50hp, and rusted all to hell and gone… And we were there on a winter deployment… Max of four people (especially in parkas), and I’m not sure the heater EVER worked!  We rolled this particular car on a road trip to Aomori to see the castle, and we just got out, flipped it back over and continued on.  I do remember all four side windows were broken out, but we had parkas…

Switching coasts, we did a Kef deployment, and the price went up, we paid $100 for an old 164 Volvo, all the side windows gone, and again a winter deployment, BUT they included a broom to sweep the car out with! 🙂  We drove that POS all over the place, out to the Blue Lagoon and even down to Reykjavik the one weekend we had off… Great car, other than being a ‘tad’ drafty at speed…

Bermuda didn’t have crew cars, but they had motorcycles/scooters/bikes… Suffice to say there were some ‘interesting’ days with those… Carrying golf clubs on a 100cc Kawasaki is an experience is all I’m gonna say!  And the rides back from the Swizzle Inn sometimes turned into walking and pushing the bike because you couldn’t maintain your balance (and didn’t want to get a ticket for drunk driving), much less have the Doc scrub the coral out of the road rash with a wire brush!!!

Italy was another set of crew cars, and ‘quite’ the lesson learned about driving without rules…  We picked up a little Fiat Abarth,  for ummm… Nothing I think… The two bases were split by about 10 miles so it made quiet a few trips between the two, both on the main highway (SCARY), and the back roads…

I do remember the XO got hit by a Fiat Cinquecento that was passing a car that was passing a truck that was passing a bus that was passing a car, on a bridge! The XO was up against the guard rail and slamming on brakes when he got hit (but walked away with no injuries). AND the Polizia tried to find him at fault!!!

Sadly today most bases ban crew cars and crews are NOT allowed to drive or even rent cars in a most places (safety and all that crap)… So the folks never get a chance to get out and actually interact with the locals (buying spare parts, getting repairs made, having interesting conversations with the police)…

But there was one ‘good’ car that got borrowed!  Utapao, back in the day, the AF wouldn’t give the OIC a vehicle.  One got ‘liberated’ from the motor pool, painted Navy Gray and acquired a ‘stock number’ that was, I believe, the OIC’s serial number… Last trip through there it was still in use and still being serviced by the AF motor pool… 🙂   

Things you DON’T want to see…

Talk about a Rut Roh moment…

Dunno if the photog survived, but the camera obviously did, well up till the last moment there…

In news closer to home, Sequestration strikes yet again…

Navy pulls plug on Patuxent River Naval Air Museum Lexingon Park, MD – By Dick Myers

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Artist’s rendering of new Patuxent River Naval Air Museum

The Navy has pulled the plug on the Patuxent River Naval Air Museum. With only a week’s notice the Navy in a letter dated September 24 informed the association that operates the museum that they were revoking a U.S. Government License that allowed the Navy to maintain the three buildings that constitute the museum. The effective date of the revocations was October 1. The Navy has also halted paying for the museum’s annual utility bill of $40,000.

In a letter to the county commissioners, Patuxent River Naval Air Museum Association (PRNAMA) President Arvid “Ed’ Forsman, Capt. USN (Ret) wrote: “The letter comes as no surprise to our Museum Association as they notified us approximately two years ago that this may eventually happen due to continued cutbacks to the DOD and Navy Budgets. Funding of other small Navy museums at other Navy sites has been terminated as well due to budget considerations.”

Forsman told the commissioners the Navy’s decision may have a silver lining. “While it is disappointing that they have terminated their relationship as a formal Navy museum, this decision will provide us with new opportunities that were not possible before this decision was made. We now have the flexibility to charge fees for the use of our museum for meetings and conferences, which we were not allowed to do previously according to Navy rules,” he wrote.

Forsman said charging rentals for events such as Change of Commands, Navy Retirement functions and community events could allow the museum to offset the lost Navy revenue. He wrote, additionally, “We will also be able to charge a small admission fee to visit the museum should it be necessary in the future.”

The lost $40,000 revenue amounts to 20 percent of the museum annual operating expenses of $180,000.

The Navy decision comes as the county is about to relaunch construction of a new facility after more than a year delay. The county rescinded the museum’s original construction contract with Broughton, a minority-owned business, when it was learned that the company had supplied “fraudulent performance bonds” according to the county Director of Finance Elaine Kramer.

In August the county accepted a new $4.8 million bid by Biscayne Contractors. The bid was $200,000 more than the original bid.  The county is now awaiting approval from the state for the new bid since the state is administering the federal monies that have been received for the project. Of the bid price, the federal government will kick in $3.373 million, the state $350,000 (from a bond bill), the museum association $945,000 and the county the remainder, which represents 10 percent of the total.

I have my doubts that they will be able to succeed and the Navy ‘may’ pull the airplanes back which are the real reason the few folks that actually go there want to see… To say it’s off the beaten path is putting it mildly…

And the Early Bird is dead too… 50 years…

The Early Bird is dead

By Gordon Lubold

The Early Bird is dead and Steve Warren is the one who shot it down. The Early Bird, the compendium of news stories distributed each day to DOD officials, other government officials and journalists since 1948, is gone, Situation Report has learned. The Bird, which had ceased publication due to the shutdown, never made a comeback after the government opened and Col. Steve Warren, who heads the Pentagon’s press operations, had said it was under review. Insiders knew it was on life support, but it was Warren who wanted the plug pulled. The Bird, which had an audience of 1.5 million each month, had grown too big, was too dated – simply providing a daily snapshot at 5:40 a.m. each day when it arrived by e-mail, and the publication, which was also appeared online to authorized users, had amounted to a copyright infringement against media outlets who never saw the “clicks.”

The Bird had also become a major headache to Pentagon officials who would in effect chase their tails each day after a story ran in it. Still, it was also a valuable and begrudgingly loved publication that had turned 50 years old. Longtime staffers Taft Phoebus and Linda Lee, who were behind the Bird for years, will remain on Warren’s staff.

“This is the end of an era,” Col. Steve Warren told Situation Report. “And I will probably be the first inductee into the Public Affairs Hall of Infamy. There is a lot of anger out there.”

What killed the Bird more specifically? Three things: Concerns over copyright infringement, the advent of the Internet and thirdly, the fact that it had become, as Warren termed it, “The Early Beast.” As the Bird’s audience grew over the years, and as “clicks” reflecting interest in any one story have become of extreme importance to media outlets, Pentagon officials knew they were increasingly pilfering content. The Early Bird did not contain Internet links to news site’s home pages but was an internal document containing whole stories. Media outlets had begun asking questions of the Pentagon. Also, it was also created at a time long before the Internet provided global information in real time. When Warren was a lieutenant in Korea in the 1990s, it was the only way for commanders to know what was in The New York Times that day, for example, was through the Early Bird. Not so anymore. But the Bird, once termed by The Times as the most influential government publication, had become too influential, Warren said, “driving the entire train at the Pentagon and across the force” every day. A story in the Bird was given sometimes disproportional weight simply because it appeared there. Warren: “The Early Bird would very often dictate the day’s events for countless numbers of staffers and commanders. People would organize their day around what was in the Early Bird.”

And while it was supposed to provide “situational awareness” to commanders and other DOD officials, Warren said, it was often seen as doing public relations  – containing only the stories top officials wanted people to see – instead of true SA. 

It must have changed from when I was reading it on a daily basis, because there used to be quite a bit of ‘consternation’ depending on what showed up in the “Bird”…

More impacts, not very visible outside a fairly small audience; but it’s looking like death by a thousand cuts…

Dammit…

She started it…

Tam pulled a couple of classics out of her pocket HERE.

I can’t do that, but I DID grab the ones on top of the nightstand…

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CRKT M-16, Benchmade 154CM, Benchmade Mel Pardue, SOG Twitch II, little Victorinox pen knife…

I don’t carry the auto much, and none of these go in any bag that goes through the airline (for that I have a throwaway Kershaw Leek that I won’t miss and another old Victorinox)…

The CRKT when I’m in the woods, either of the Benchmades for a quick grab if I’m in casual clothes (the auto goes to the range every time I go)…

The SOG is kinda my dress knife… So that one is usually riding in the pocket when I’m in a coat and tie (sadly most days)…

What’s your EDC???

PSR winner…

It’s all said and done, and Remington is the winner of the SOCOM precision sniper rifle (PSR) competition.  Interestingly, in addition to a max of 5150 rifles, the 10 year contract INCLUDES 4.7M rounds of ammunition from Barnes Bullets.Remington PSR The specs included: multi-caliber, and anti-personnel engagements out to 1500 yards!  Of course there were protests, but Beretta lost and deliveries have started…

This rifle has already been used by ‘select’ units, and it’s effectively been through OT&E. Link HERE to the Remington page.

The next contract is the Army one out to 800 yards, to replace the M-110 (Knight Armament) and I’m betting everybody is going to jump in on that RFP too…

If you’re curious about the newer tech that is coming to special operations (that they are willing to talk about, HERE is a link to a pretty good mag/website.

And yes, I wants one… My Precioussss…. 🙂

Happy HOWLoween…

By special request…

Really bad Halloween puns…

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What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? White Pillowcases.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? [This one is so bad that it’s actually quite good!] Bootiques.
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s corn flakes? A cereal killer.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant? A stake sandwich.
What do you call a witch in the desert? A sandwitch.
What does a vampire fear the most? Tooth decay.
Where did the vampire open his savings account? At a blood bank.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash [!].
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? A plumpkin.
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin goblin.
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a goblin!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs.
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day? It’s good for the bones.Why don’t skeletons like parties? They have no body to dance with.
Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
How does a witch tell time? She looks at her witch watch.
What was the witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling.
What’s the problem with twin witches? You never know which witch is which.
What do ghosts serve for dessert? Ice Scream.
What did the mommy ghost say to the baby ghost? Don’t spook until you’re spooken to.
What did the mummy say to the detective? Let’s wrap this case up.
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving? Fasten your sheet belts.
What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor? Lemon-slime.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet. [See?–they’re much more romantic than you’d guess.]
What’s a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.

And what do you get when you goose a ghost? An hand full of sheet.

And the Chinese are stepping up…

In response to Sequestration, we have a fairly significant release of information from the PLA(N).  Interestingly, NOTHING in the MSM on this… Only the Daily Mail in London bothered to cover it (along with the BBC and SkyNews)…

For more than 40 years, its fleet of nuclear submarines has been shrouded in mystery.

But now, China has unveiled the older generation of vessels, which can fire destructive rockets from under the sea.

The country disclosed the fleet – one of its most secretive military programs – for the first time in four decades as a sign of its growing strength and confidence.

Full article HERE.

Anybody still think we have ANY respect in that part of the world???

Well damn…

Got an email on Friday that my Doc was hanging up the scalpel (literally), he’s had enough and not willing to kowtow to Obummercare and the new rules…  This is a practice that’s been around since the late 70’s founded by he and another doc.  Now both of them are gone and they’ve turned it over to a younger generation (and been forced into a cooperative with the local hospital).

I had an appointment with the replacement doc this morning and Doc P dropped in to say good by, I’m gonna miss that grouchy ol’ sumbitch… He was Army/Army reserve for years, so NO bedside manner, but he was a damn good doc a listened. And he wasn’t into all the tests and hyper-expensive prescriptions for everything.

The new Doc seems pretty good, and listens but damn, he’s a bundle of energy (but the nurses seem to like him)!!! Quick worker, but tells me what he’s doing, and continuing the ‘tradition’ from Doc P (stop smoking, lose weight, less stress)… But I was in and out in under an hour, and actually spent 20 minutes with him.

On a side note, they’ve had to hire two more people to keep up with the new paperwork requirements, and I had to ‘verify’ my insurance this morning before I was allowed to see the Doc.  And there was an older lady there who was concerned, since she was scheduled for a procedure and had just gotten a letter from her insurance that she was being dropped, so they were trying to reschedule her to get her in before the cancellation (kudos to them for that).

The impacts are truly starting to hit, and I can’t help but wonder what the real fallout is going to be…

Hump day humor…

A couple since I can’t find a damn thing GOOD to post…

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick.

He told her he couldn’t stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.

Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, “Honey you were right… all these years you have warned me and I didn’t listen to you.” “What do you mean?” asked his wife. “Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them back in…

And in closing… 🙂

A secretary got an expensive pen as a gift from her boss. She sent him a ‘Thank you note’ by email. Boss’s wife read the email and filed for divorce.

The email says: “Your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke.

Initially its tip had to be licked to bring it to working order. I loved its perfect size and grip.

Felt like I was in heaven when using it. Thanks a lot”

Moral: A “space” is an essential part in English.

h/t JP

PETA vs. Hunters (and the rest of us too)…

Let the drone wars begin…

The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has launched a project to use hobby-class drone planes to monitor hunters and capture any “illegal or cruel hunting practices,” the organization said Tuesday.

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So does all of this jibe with regulations around flying radio-controlled planes in public spaces and using surveillance equipment to snoop on people? The Air Angles project and its tactics are above board and in compliance with the law, PETA said.

“The drones PETA is selling will be flown recreationally (to protect animals), so no license is needed. Commercial use of this technology involves restrictions,” a PETA spokesperson told PCMag.

Full article HERE in PC Mag.

And to counter them… Drone Shield…

DroneShield is a low-cost, easy-to-use device that detects the presence of nearby drones (including RC helicopters, quadrotors, etc) and issues alerts via email, sms, and a flashing light. The goal is to help preserve privacy from low-cost remote-control air vehicles with video cameras.

The DroneShield device only listens for consumer-model aircraft like the hobby-class Air Angels drones PETA is now selling on its website to encourage surveillance of hunters. The device doesn’t scan for the type of aircraft used by law enforcement and it is a passive system-it detects drones but does “not interfere, jam, or damage the drone in any way,” the company said. 

Website HERE.  And they are crowd funding via Indiegogo HERE.

Frankly, I’m worried somebody is going to get shot trying to get these short range UAVs into hunting areas, because they are basically line of sight controlled (500-600 feet), and that will put the user IN the field with both the hunters and the prey; and when that happens it will blow the lid off…

And they only last maybe 10 minutes, so you can bet there will be a lot of claims about hunters shooting them down/destroying them…

Commentary from the Guns website HERE that disagrees with the legality…

This is NOT going to end well, IMHO…

In the more balls that sense category…

We have the surfer bums…

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These idjits chase the big waves around the world trying (and sometimes dying) to surf them…  I’ve often wondered how they pay for all the travel etc. since NONE of them apparently have a real job…

Brazilian surfer Carlos Burle may have set the world record for the largest wave ever surfed after riding an estimated 100-foot wave off the coast of Portugal.

Full story HERE.

Back in the 70s I lived a mile South of Waimea Bay on the North Shore of Oahu, which gets record waves every January in Waimea Bay; often 50 feet or better…

On more that one occasion we had to pull bodies out of the surf there after they either hit the rocks on the left side of the Bay, or broke necks/backs falling in the waves, or getting hit in the heads by their surfboards (they used 9-12 foot boards in the big stuff).  Most of them were bums, and a couple of times we actually found surfers asleep on our Lanai!!!

All I gotta say is they have more Balls (or Ovaries, yes there is a female of the species too) that brains, and what few brain cells they have left they are probably smoking those away…

And I still wonder who pays for them to travel…