ROTFLMAO!!!

It’s NOT just military pilots…

A Lufthansa pilot reportedly flew a plane full of passengers in a flight pattern that resembled a penis on radar after being asked to divert the flight to a different airport.

The pilot of Lufthansa Flight 306, who has not been identified, is believed to have gotten frustrated after his flight from Frankfurt, Germany, was not able to land at the Fontanarossa Airport in Catania on the island of Sicily, Italian newspaper La Repubblica reported. 

The airport had been forced to cut down on the number of flights after a terminal fire in July, and Flight 306 was told to land on the island of Malta to the south. 

Full article, HERE from Fox News.

I’m betting he got his… smacked for that…

Busy writing, go read the folks on the sidebar, they write GUD!

Straight up truth…

Tucker takes a ride with Ice Cube in LA…

Definitely worth the twelve minutes to listen.

Just sayin…

Book promo…

Raconteur Press is out with another anthology-

As always, click on the cover for the Amazon link!

The blurb-

Since the first feline walked into the first human dwelling and decided they liked the staff, Cats have been going where they want and doing what they do. Whether hunting, lounging or deigning to grace their companions with company, cats will continue to do what cats do.

Which is anything they want.

Join these 11 wonderful authors as they explore how and where cats boldly go.

And Kelly Grayson has another Waffle Haus battle out! Siege of Waffle Haus 1347

The blurb-

I’m Aloysius Q. Fortenberry, Sorcerer of the Seven Clans, Senior W.H.I.S.S.C Operative, Sheriff for the Texas district. You may remember me from Battle of Waffle Haus 814. W.H.I.S.S.C. stands for Waffle Haus Internal Supernatural Security Corps. We’re charged with keeping the peace among the supernatural community that patronizes our diners, and to never EVER let the secret out that not everybody you see at Waffle Haus at 3:00 am is drunk, stoned, or inbred. Some of them look that way because they’re not human at all.

Some days, it’s easier to maintain operational security than others. We rely on powerful Faerie glamour and happy W.H.I.S.S.C. operatives to keep the secret, but when both of those things fail, the feces can strike the thermal agitator. On those days we gotta get creative, because the #1 Rule is: Don’t scare the straights.

After all, everybody is welcome at Waffle Haus.

Next is Dan Kemp with a new one out-  Athenaeum, Inc Door Number Three

The blurb-

Dan Kemp takes you along for a deep dive into a shadowy world of espionage, private military contractors, criminal organizations and government agencies where the good guys and bad guys are often one and the same.

If you had enough capacity for violence to seize a billion dollars from a powerful drug cartel, would you do it?

The Professor has problems, and not just what decades of soldiering did to his back and his knees. His boss just died, leaving him as CEO of the extremely discreet intelligence contractor Athenaeum, Incorporated. His old buddy the Operations Director is a highly skilled Army Ranger veteran but his finance chief is slightly unhinged and spends her money on highly inappropriate work outfits. The surviving old men on the Board of Directors are stuck in the 1970s. Running Athenaeum out of an old Cold War bunker and keeping their roster of experts together is expensive, but the government contracts are drying up or going to bigger, flashier corporate players.

Then an intercepted phone call puts them on the trail of a drug cartel’s shipping container of “maybe” a billion dollars in cash, so its command decision time.

  • Door Number One, ignore it. But… a billion dollars with a capital B.
  • Door Number Two, tell the Feds. But that might bring official notice to the shady intelligence gathering they have been paying Athenaeum for all these years.
  • Or open Door Number Three, which might get them all killed, or worse.

Enjoy them folks!!!

And last but not least, Michael Kingswood has a kickstarter up for his next set of stories. Mike is writing 52 short stories in a year! (He’s a better man than I am…sigh, I know I can’t do it!) So go over a take a look!

His kickstarter is HERE for volume three!!!

Oopsie…

When ideology confronts reality…

The San Diego County Human Relations Commission has come face-to-face with the inherent contradictions of the leftist worldview, and it isn’t pretty. Ordinarily a placid platform for leftist platitudes and a sleepy mechanism for virtue-signaling, the Commission is now in an uproar and may not even survive. Three commissioners have resigned, and there is talk of junking the whole thing and starting over. This is the sort of thing that happens when leftism meets reality.

Honestly, this just kicks over the gigglebox…
I’m busy trying to write, so go read the folks on the sidebar! And have a good weekend!!!

TBT…

What is it???

And if you know, where was it normally used???

Answers are below the fold…

And for something a little different-

Mark Felton’s 16 minute video on the ‘real’ Kelly’s Heroes that stole over a ton of Nazi gold!

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Science fiction come to life???

Many SF novels talk about ‘vat’ grown meats… And apparently they are now here…

Purveyors of lab-grown meat — who prefer the term “cell-cultivated,” to avoid the mad-scientist-with-a-test-tube image — foresee a world where our plates are full of steak but animal slaughter is largely a thing of the past.

Why it matters: Investors are pouring money into the sector and its promise of cruelty-free meals that are (maybe) better for the environment, but many unknowns remain.

  • For now, meat grown from animal cells is only available in the U.S. in very limited quantities at two high-end restaurants.
  • Chicken is the first proof-of-concept product, and while the taste is familiar, the texture is a work in progress.
  • It remains to be seen if the technology to “grow” meat at scale will prove economical — and if consumers will welcome the results.
  • “It is unmistakable that this is chicken or beef,” said Uma Valeti, the CEO of Upside Foods, which made some of the first cultivated meatballs, chicken and duck.
  • “All the fundamental building blocks come from cells,” he told Axios. “We get cells from the animal or eggs — all we need is a drop.”

Full article HERE from Axios.com

Welp, ‘I’ for one, won’t be paying $70 to $150 to ‘try’ small bites of this stuff.

I can’t help but wonder if this is going to go the same way ‘plant based’ meat has gone, and no, I haven’t tried any of that either.

Of course if various governments get their way about how much farm and ranch land is available, we may not have a choice…

Get woke…

Go broke…

Many Anheuser-Busch distributors say they are resigned to their painful Bud Light losses — and that they have given up on luring back disaffected customers following the Dylan Mulvaney fiasco, The Post has learned.

After four months of hiring freezes and layoffs — with some beer truck drivers getting heckled and harassed even as Bud Light sales have dropped by more than 25% — Anheuser-Busch wholesalers have accepted that they have lost a chunk of their customers for good — and need to focus on a new crop of drinkers.

Full article, HERE from the NY Post.

And the folks at InBev must be going nuts trying to figure out how to get out of the mess they’ve created.

Billions of dollars lost, AB is still bleeding money and jobs, and the customer base isn’t coming back, nor feeling the least bit bad about standing up for what they believe.

The real question is, will this be the wake up call companies/shareholders need to stop the DEI/woke/catering to the .01% crap?

Or will the big investors (who seem to be the real drivers behind the whole DEI/CRT push) get slapped down by the shareholders?

I don’t have a clue. Any comments appreciated.

Busy, busy…

Many thanks to those who’ve left honest reviews on both Twisted Tropes and Rimworld- Diversions!  AND both are over the magic 50 reviews! Greatly appreciated!!!

Now it’s onward and upward, er…

Trying to catch up with the short stories I owe folks. Which means research… Sigh…

At one point I looked up and had NINE @@#$#%@! tabs open looking at various things for THREE different shorts.

Hey Muse, I’m trying to write four, but NOT all at once, please, especially since once is MilSF, one is urban fiction, and one is historical fiction. The LAST thing I want to do is cross those streams… sigh

And it’s HOT out here. According to something that floated through my feed the other day, we should all be dead since it’s over 100F. I’m guessing the author was European, and must be fairly young, because we survived this heat back in the 50s and 60s WITHOUT air conditioning in most homes… Kids these days. I really wonder about them.

Anyhoo, back to the keyboard. Y’all have a good week and stay cool!

Edit- And I’ve ordered author copies of Diversions, no idea when they will show up… sigh

Little bits of history…

Come from the strangest locations…

Ben Yalow came up for supper with our crowd and brought another ‘interesting’ book…

That he helped the author put together back in the day…

Ben said that he and Frank were both fans of science fiction back in the day, and Frank had done a LOT of research, interviews, and even chased down log books to document the various services air-to-air battles in WWII. This is one of seven books Mr. Olynyk did

As an example, this is the consolidated entry for Capt Joe Foss, USMC, flying from Guadalcanal in 32 days in 1942.

Other sections (and there are quite a few), break the air combat down different ways, by squadron, by date, time, and location, etc.

According to Ben, Mr. Olynyk’s data was accepted as being the most accurate data available!

He also published a hard cover shown below on the Aces from 1920-1973. Click the cover for the Amazon link!

Sadly, Ben had to take it with him, but many thanks for letting me peruse it and he got a good laugh at me flipping back and forth, oohing and aahing over  the various data and the multiple ways it was presented.

 

 

Are you…

Smarter Than A 70 Year Old?

  1. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful  citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don’t know, but he left this behind. What did he leave  behind?________________.
  2. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. In  early 1964, we all watched them on The ____ ___________ Show.
  3. ‘Get your kicks, __ _________ _______.’
  4. ‘The story you are about to see is  true. The names have been changed to        ___________________.’
  5. ‘In the  jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.’
  6. After the Twist, The  Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we ‘danced’ under a stick        that was lowered as low  as we could go in a dance called the        ‘_____________.’
  7. Nestle’s makes  the very best . .. . . _______________.’
  8. Satchmo was  America’s  ‘Ambassador of Goodwill.’ Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with  us. His name was _________________.
  9. What takes a licking and keeps on  ticking? _______________.
  10. Red Skeleton’s hobo character was named  __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, ‘Good  Night, and  ‘________ ________… ‘
  11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their______________.
  12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW.  What other names did it go by? ____________        &_______________.
  13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, ‘the day the music died.’ This was a  tribute to ___________________.
  14. We can remember the first satellite  placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called  ___________________.
  15. One of the big fads of the late 50’s and 60’s  was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the  __________         ______________.
  16. Remember LS/MFT _____ _____/_____ _____ _____?
  17. Hey Kids! What time is it? It’s _____ ______ _____!
  18. Who knows what secrets lie in the hearts of men? The _____ Knows!
  19. There was a song that came out in the 60’s that was “a grave yard smash”.  Its  name was the ______ ______!
  20. Alka Seltzer used a “boy with a tablet on his head” as its Logo/Representative. What was the boy’s name? ________

 

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