When insults had class…

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”

“That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

“He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”  – Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time  reading it.” – Moses Hadas

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends..” –  Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response.

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing  trivial.” – Irvin S. Cobb

“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in  others.” – Samuel Johnson

“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” – Paul Keating

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – Charles, Count Talleyrand

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” – Forrest Tucker

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on  it?” – Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” –  Mae West

“Some  cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support  rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.” –  Groucho Marx

Monocular or…

Binocular view…

Saturday night I sat in on a wide ranging panel by David Weber and D.J. Butler moderated by Dr. Rob Hampson at Fanta Sci.

History, travel, the ‘lenses’ through which people view various things (movies and books for example), were among the items discussed. One of the interesting points brought up was that widely divergent people can ‘like’ the same characters in movies, based on the subconscious, but will never admit they ‘like’ the same thing as those on the other side of the spectrum.

Later Saturday night, I sat down with an Israeli man who is in the US going to school. He’s only a couple of years out of his mandatory military service, and of course the discussion turned to what is happening today in Israel. He said his parents made more than one ‘run’ to their safe room in the last couple of weeks, and he talked about friends he’d lost during his service due to attacks, and some he knew that had been injured in the last week. He’d been stationed on the Gaza border a couple of times and talked about the ‘taunting’ that goes on almost daily by the Hamas operatives, who hide in the crowds of young Palestinians. One thing he mentioned was that the Palestinians almost always had ‘media’ there covering the taunting from their side of the fence. He also noted that the US MSM’s coverage of the ongoing situation is ‘very biased against Israel’, compared to the European MSM, which surprised him. He asked how/why American politicians would be against Israel, since the US is partnered with Israel both by treaties and joint development programs (including the Covid-19 vaccines). I didn’t have a good answer.

Yesterday, on the way back to DFW, my seatmate was a FedEx pilot, deadheading. He was a retired USAF pilot who flew C-141s and C-17s all over the world. We talked about similar things and the result is this post.

What is a monocular view?

My thought is that in simplistic terms, a monocular view is one that has a single point of access, e.g. ONLY influenced by a person’s opinions, direct influences (friends/family/peers), their ‘lifestyle’, and carefully chosen shallow data inputs, determined by the individual or those around him. The view is ‘compounded’ by the fact that the person is one who has seldom traveled or experienced anything outside America.

What is a binocular view?

This one has to, in my opinion, be split a couple of different ways…

One is the view of a person who is widely read, has actually studied/read history, and has traveled outside the US for short periods of time (vacations, tourism, etc.). I believe they ‘merge’ that learning, so to speak, with the view influenced by their opinions, influences and broad based inputs. They see the world through a broader view, or what I would call the binocular view.

Another is the view of a military person who has traveled/served/worked overseas and witnessed man’s inhumanity to man up close and personal. They may or may not have been in combat, but they spent more than a few days to week, often months or years at overseas stations. Many of them are also widely read, and have been ‘immersed’ in local cultures if they lived off base or interacted with the local populations during various operations. They’ve seen the places NOT on the tourists maps, and have seen diverse media coverage of various things around the world, not just the MSM coverage back home. These ‘views’ are then merged with their view influenced by their opinions, influences and broad based inputs.

The binocular views can also be widely divergent, especially where the ‘travel’ parameters can be so radically different. I know this for a fact, based on discussions with folks who have ONLY gone on vacations/traveled to the tourist destinations.

The views could yet again be split by male and female views, but I’m not about to go down that rathole!!! 🙂

As an author, things like this can bring ‘depth’ to the characters we write, and can/do inform character’s actions in a lot of circumstances.

Am I off base with this? What do you think?

Day 2 AAR…

Decent panels, only three rooms in use, so fairly easy to get to the presentations as they’re all in the hotel in close proximity. Since this is Baens home office, Tony Weiskoff did a roadshow for two hours this morning. They are doing a banquet tonight, which I chose not to attend. More of the cosplay types, considering Dave Weber’s fans and the fans of the four Horsemen universe which is Chris Kennedy and Mark Wandry’s world. Met a couple of readers, a couple of folks that were at Larry and DJ Butler’s book signing in Dallas a few years ago, and some stealth listeners to our little livestream.

Good chances to just chat with folks, and an interesting mix. I only did one panel, so made it to most of the panels I was interested in. Out early tomorrow, so I’ll miss the closing and last bits in the morning… Damn flight schedules…

Light blogging and commenting…

On the road again. At a real Con! Yay!!!

Currently at FantaSci in North Carolina. Good panels, good folks, and good times (well, other than the hotel restaurant not being open for table service).

A lot of folks are just glad to be able to actually socialize without the stupid masking rules, and sit across the table from folks and hold real conversations.  Let’s hope this trend continues!!!

Regular blogging will resume on Monday.

Go read the folks on the sidebar, they’re better than I am at this anyway.

Blogiversary…

14 years… 5100 and some posts, 74,000 and some ‘actual’ comments, a quarter of a million SPAM comments in the last five years, and a little over a half million views average a year. Thank you to all those who have put up with my brain drivel for a long as you have!!! THANK YOU!

One of my early posts from 2007, talking about the conduct of the war and politics… Amazing how ‘little’ has changed…

Well, I’m back from a week in WESTPAC, the Western Pacific for those who aren’t Navy oriented… Spent some time talking to the Sailors who are spending time in the Gulf both on deployment and Individual Augmentee (IA) duties. I gotta say what I am hearing from these folks is pretty much directly contradictory to what most of the media is saying. These folks are proud to serve, believe in what we are doing, and see the positives of the situation in Iraq and Afganistan both. They see improvements we (the Coalition) have fostered, schools, water, power, hospitals; but agree there are not enough due to politics and the local infighting. To a person, they all agreed we should stay the course.

This makes me wonder even more about the media and today’s crop of politicians… I thought I had seen it all after Nam, Grenada, and the first Gulf War, but these folks just leave me speechless… I’m for, but I’m against, but I was for… timetables for withdrawl, but I support the troops, but I want to take away their money and ability to do anything… Does this make any sense?

Not to me- I am to the point that I believe the pols are posturing (posterioring?) to try to be on both sides of the war. I guess they think we the people are too dumb to remember the last thing they said, or hope we will “only” remember what they say in the sound bites.

If you have the time, take a minute to thank those reservist, Guard and active duty folks you know. These are the folks who are on the pointy end, doing the best they can with what they have. It behooves us to support them in any way we can.

The more things change, the more they remain the same… sigh

Ouchie…

I ‘think’ my days of strong back, weak mind are done. Now it’s weak back to go with the weak mind, and being almost 70… It wasn’t this hard the last time I did this!!!

Volunteered to help somebody move yesterday. We got it done, but…

I feel like I’ve been shot at and hit. My back, hips, and knees are talking to me, and NOT politely!

It was only a 10 foot U-haul, but damn… Load out of climate controlled to a Conex, unload the stuff that was staying in the Conex, load the stuff that needed to go to Dallas, get everything strapped in (#@$$@# STRAPS… I want my GOOD straps I had in the military!) trying to beat the rain.

Drive to Dallas. In the rain… Get to the location and it’s a second floor apartment. But wait… There’s more!

Concrete composite stairs! Slicker than greased owl s**t! Got everything unloaded (finally after a few breaks to breathe, etc.). Then the fight through Dallas traffic to the U-Haul place to turn it in. The others took pain pills on the way back, but I was driving, so I waited until I got home.

Next time, I’ll throw money at them and tell them to hire somebody! Ouchie…

Truth…

This one came over the transom from the Mil e-mail net…

THE LAWS OF LIFE

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

LAW OF GRAVITY: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF PROBABILITY: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

LAW OF RANDOM NUMBERS: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

VARIATION LAW: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

LAW OF THE BATH: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

LAW OF THE THEATRE & FOOTBALL: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.

THE COFFEE LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

MURPHY’S LAW OF LOCKERS: If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

LAW OF PHYSICAL SURFACES: The chances of an open-faced sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

BROWN’S LAW OF PHYSICAL APPEARANCE: If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

OLIVER’S LAW OF PUBLIC SPEAKING: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

WILSON’S LAW OF COMMERCIAL MARKETING STRATEGY: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

DOCTORS’ LAW: If you don’t feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better.. But don’t make an appointment, and you’ll stay sick.

And that’s on a GOOD day, when nothing else is going wrong… sigh

Too funny…

How much to ‘rent’ the Blue Angels for a wedding???

Hehehe, talk about ‘perfect timing’…

The rest of the story is HERE.  BLUF, no the Blues aren’t for rent/don’t do weddings (intentionally)… 🙂

 

Food!!!

For the first time in over a year, a few of us got together for dinner last night in my old stomping grounds.

Hard to believe it’s been 52 years since we graduated from high school. Twenty-five of us, plus spouses, one three grandkids, an assortment of cats/dogs showed up for the food.

Paraphrasing from one of the comments Friday night- From the Cold War with its fall out shelters and hiding under the desks, to the Cuban missile crisis, JFK being shot, to the Vietnam War (which some of us fought in), to assassinations, marriages, divorces, illness, and the deaths of children and/or husbands and wives, through the WuFlu and 2020, we have lived through it all and survived (so far). We remembered those we’ve lost, and those we’ve lost contact with. And folks were planning on visiting a couple of our group that are in the hospitals for various ailments.

We reverted to type, grilling out in the yard as we used to do years ago… The difference was the lack of alcohol consumed and the stupid things we did (although some of those were brought up). And strangely enough, some of the girls remembering what cars us guys drove…LOL

Well, that and the aches and pains, and the gray hair, or lack of hair, and a few extra pounds here and there…

Getting old ain’t for sissies!

Take time to call your friends, spend time with them if you can, and remember the good times!