I got nuttin…

So you get humor… I think this guy escaped from the CDC…

Gotta love this Doctor

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life.  Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay  and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. So have a cup now and then!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! ….. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans ! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember: ‘Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride’

AND… For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Grumble…

I would ‘like’ to mow my yard before I have to hire somebody with a brush hog…

This was yesterday afternoon as the dry line started up. The black line is the dry line.

Rain, rain, and more rain this last week has, of course, caused the grass to jump up (and yes, the weeds too)! They’re tall enough that they’re going to seed! Sigh…

We’re ‘supposed’ to see the rain drop off on Monday… supposedly…

Granted we need the rain, but 6 inches in less than a week is a ‘bit’ much, but it will make it easier to dig out the dead shrubbery next week.

Edit- I said screw it… Did I mention how much I HATE mowing wet grass? Grrrr… But it’s done.

Scaled Composites…

Is at it again! Stratolaunch Roc flew for the second time yesterday!

Stratolaunch Corporation Photo

The world’s widest plane featuring two separate fuselages had its second test flight Thursday, marking a successful venture for Stratolaunch’s Roc carrier plane.

The giant plane features a wingspan of 385 feet and six engines. It took off from Mojave Air and Space Port in southeastern California on a data-gathering flight that lasted three hours and 14 minutes.

Full article, HERE.

That is one HUGE airplane! Burt Rutan started Scaled Composites and designed a number of innovative aircraft, including the VariEze and LongEze. His brother, Dick Rutan was a Misty FAC in Vietnam, and test pilot for many years, including setting numerous records, including flying Voyager (Burt Rutan design) around the world with Jeana Yeager. That’s a helluva aviation family!!!

Things to think about…

A new scam… Courtesy of Cedar Brook Financial

If you received an email update on an order from Amazon you did not place, beware, it’s likely an attempt to steal your credit card information. Unlike emails from Nigerian royalty and other obvious scams, this fraudulent email contains none of the telltale spelling or grammatical mistakes. It’s not yet filtered by Microsoft and span protection software. It is a new and sophisticated financial fraud threat.

The fake Amazon Prime email order is billed to you but shipped to a strange name and address unfamiliar to you. A toll-free number is provided. “Thank you for calling Ama-
zon,” says the person who answers and gives you his name. “How may I help you?”
This is where the sophistication of the fraudster is most frightening. With the din of a call center in the background, the fake Amazon representative never asks you for your account password after you explain why you are calling. Adding credibility, the fake rep tells you to check your email because he is sending you a one-time password.

Even a skeptic now is likely to believe this is a real Amazon representative. The fake Amazon rep is careful to never ask for your full credit card numbers but eventually connects you to another department to cancel the fake order. To be clear, the fake email and fake representative was all a setup. The final stage of the fraud is still to come. To generate the one-time password, the fake Amazon rep simply used your email address to request a new password for your Amazon account. That generates an email to you,
but makes it seem legitimately sent by the fake Amazon rep you are talking to.

The bad guy will hang up the phone if you ask questions about his location or seek to verify his identity, but it’s easy to see how many consumers could fall victim to this scam.

And an interesting one concerning 2020 and our ‘reactions’ to it. Courtesy of  financeinsights.net

No one could have foreseen the events of 2020. The pandemic overshadowed everything. Fires, hurricanes, protests, and the election dominated headlines. So did Tiger King, toilet paper shortages, major events held over Zoom, and everyday heroes. One of the biggest standout memories of 2020 has been being able to spend more time with family at home.

Even though you were not able to do everything you had planned or spend holidays with everyone that you expected to it was awesome to spend more time at home with loved ones. What moments from the last year stand out for you? Whatever they are—and whatever your verdict on last year may be—we can all agree 2020 was disruptive and unforgettable.

It’ll be fascinating to see how history looks back at 2020 and what big lessons future generations take away from the past year. As we embark on a new year, here are some life lessons we can take away from 2020. Bringing these lessons with us into 2021 can help make life better and happier this year and beyond.

1. Accept That We Can’t (& Never Will) Know Everything. Lack of information, misinformation, and disinformation became polarizing themes in 2020. They shined a light on how important facts are. They also showed us the facts aren’t always available, accurate, or complete when you look at just one source. No one has all the answers. And no one ever will. It’s the not knowing that keeps us curious and thirsty for knowledge. And trying to quench that thirst can be a deeply enriching experience.

2. Expect the Unexpected. Planning gives us a sense of control and helps us work toward goals. But if 2020 taught us anything, it’s that the best-laid plans often go awry. Plans for weddings, graduations, vacations, careers, and much more were shattered in 2020. After a year like that, it’s natural to feel out of control, anxious, or even threatened. Yet the unexpected can be good. It can force us to pay more attention, think more critically, and even engage more deeply. And the better we get at going with the flow in the face of the unexpected, the more satisfying our lives can be.

3. Be Thankful for the Blessings in Your Life. For many, 2020 came with profound losses. Some of us will have to live with those forever. As painful as that may be, we are still here to talk about it. That is a gift. Finding those gifts in our lives and acknowledging them can make us happier. It can help us build deeper connections and stronger relationships. And it can make us better at dealing with the big challenges life throws our way.

4. Live in the Moment. Research says at any given time, close to half of us are not living in the moment. With everything that 2020 threw our way, is that really a big surprise? Probably not. But this may be good. A wandering mind makes us unhappy. And the more our minds wander, the more unhappy we are. The reason why is when minds wander, most people think about negative things, like what they’re worried about. And that gets in the way of enjoying the good moments that can be happening right in front of them.

5. Ask for Help. Last year, so many people made sacrifices to help others and keep things going. That showed how people are willing to make big sacrifices to help each other, even total strangers. Yet, even with all of that help, most of us won’t ask for it—even when we really need it. We’re hardwired to be independent. Sometimes, that can make us hard-headed when it comes to asking for help. Being able to ask for help can deepen our connections with the people around us and allow us to lift each other up when we need it.

6. Value Relationships. 2020 tested many relationships. It put new distance between some and made it impossible to get distance in others. That ended some and strengthened many others. With those shifts, 2020 affirmed just how important relationships are. It showed we truly can be stronger together and our relationships can be a source of support, strength, and deep fulfillment. Last year also showed how the quality of relationships matters more than the quantity.

7. Invest in Self-Care. 2020 wasn’t just stressful. It was exhausting. The burden of shelter-in-place orders, working and studying from home, and social isolation took a psychological and physical toll, though most ignored that. In times of stress, we tend to focus outward, on the source of our stress. When we do, we ignore our needs, like the need for quality sleep, and we make things worse for ourselves. That’s when self-care is most important. We tend to think of self-care as something indulgent, like taking a bubble bath. But self-care is more fundamental: making sure we’re getting rest, move-
ment, connection, fresh air—it could even be taking time to plan meals for the week or setting up automatic bill payments so we’re less frazzled by daily decisions. It gives us the chance to relax, step away from our stressors, and get some clarity. It’s refreshing and reenergizing. And it can make us more resilient.

Granted, most of these fall under common sense approaches to things, but I think they did a good job of enumerating them and putting them in context (which has been sadly lacking for a LONG time). We are all guilty of one or more of these, especially letting the stressors drive our lives, to our detriment. THAT is, to me, one of the biggest issues each of us deal with on a daily basis, and it can just flat run us into the grave worrying about things that we literally have NO control over.

TBT…

Ads we’ll never see the likes of again…

This one is from 1931, coming out of the depression… Interesting concept…

Imagine the screams from the left/woke/(insert ism here) if anything even REMOTELY resembling these were made today!

Posted in TBT

An interesting post…

A thought provoking post from Ammo.com

The terms “nationalism” and “patriotism” are often used interchangeably. This is understandable, as they have somewhat overlapping meanings, both of which suffer from a certain amount of vagueness. However, there are a number of key differences between the two that are worth shedding light on. In the final analysis, we believe that the term “nationalism,” while not denoting anything totalitarian by its nature, is not an accurate term for the sentiment that exists in the United States. Nationalism, it would seem, is more suited to Europe or Asia, places with historic nations, united by common language and ethnicity that are necessarily tied with a certain area of land.

Full article, HERE.

It’s a good discussion of the differences, including what has/is going on in Europe. It also goes into the differences between ‘blood and soil’, and what we have as Americans.

Definitely worth the read, and worth a few minutes of your time. For many of us that spent time in the military, I think it was more patriotism than anything else- I think ‘our’ definition was more along the lines of devotion to one’s country and defending those ideals and freedoms that America stands for.

And the more places we went, the better America looked to us. We ‘saw’ the other side of the coin, the restrictions, lack of free media, the disenfranchising of certain ethnicities, and last but not least, how cheap life was in some of those places…

I’ve never regretted serving, and I would do it again if called.

What stories???

Could this old house tell???

Hiding behind a screen of brush, and the remains of what could be a cedar, it is in the breaks below the Llano Estacado, where there is definitely farm/ranch land. When was it built? And what happened over the intervening years???

From this view, you can see that it was added on to at least once, if not twice. The original part of the house is on the right, with what almost looks like a beadboard exterior. I’m guessing it was build in the early 20th century. I wonder if the family grew, and they had enough money to add the expansion on the left. That section has ‘real’ 2x4s, and looked like it might have been two rooms.

Was it a ranch house or a farmhouse? There’s no way to tell. It was obviously well built (at least the main part), although the addition is pretty good too. I think it was built before electricity was run, as there are bits/pieces of wire still running from insulator to insulator on the front of the house, like some of the old places I’ve seen where they ran a wire through the wall into each room.

No idea where the well was, if there was one. There might have been a creek back in the day, a hundred yards east of the house. There might have been a pole barn behind it, but for what?

Strange thought run through one’s mind when I see old places like this in Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado and other places in the west.

Your thoughts?

A little humor…

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher’s widow said to the hired hand “You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels”.

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o’clock came, however, and he didn’t return.

Two o’clock and no hired hand.

Finally, he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher’s widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

“Unbutton my blouse and take it off” she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

“Now take off my boots”

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

“Now take off my socks”.

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

“Now take off my skirt”.

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

“Now take off my bra”. Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said “If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you’re fired”.

And from the other side of the pond…

The local priest rang up his oppo in the Church of England asking him for a favour.

“I’m supposed to hear confessions in half an hour but something unexpected has come up and I have to be the other side of the diocese by 2 o’clock. Will you take over from me here?” asked the priest. “What! but I’ve never done it before”. “It’s quite straight forward” said the priest “Sit in with me for half an hour before I go and you’ll soon get the hang of it”.

So the vicar agrees and is soon hidden away within earshot of the confessional. The first person to enter is a woman.

“Father, I have sinned”. “What have you done my child?” “I have been unfaithful”. “How many times have you been unfaithful?” “Four times Father and I am truly sorry”. “Very well, Put £2 in the box and say 10 Hail Mary’s and you’ll be absolved”.

Not long after another woman comes in.

“Father, I have sinned”. “What have you done my child?” “I have slept with a married man”. “How many times?” “Twice”. “Then put £1 in the box, say 5 Hail Mary’s and you’ll be absolved”.

Moments later the priest whispered to the vicar “You see how it works? Take over from me now, I have to go”.

So the vicar seated himself comfortably in the confessional and immediately a woman sat down on the other side.

“Father, I have sinned” she said. “What have you done, my child?” “I have committed adultery”. “How many times?” “Only once, Father”. “Well, you’d better go back and do it again”.

“What! You want me to do it again?” “Yes, it’s two for £1 here!”

Snerk…

The perfect answer to what I did in the Navy…

While flying in the Navy, we did some of the stuff we did. We didn’t do the other stuff we did because if we did do it, it was secret. So we didn’t do it. Even though we did, but not really.
The medals my crew and I didn’t earn for doing what we didn’t do, we did receive, except we didn’t, because we never went where we were and weren’t there when we were, but we did the stuff we didn’t do while we were there not doing it.
As far as the aircraft I was flying on, we didn’t go where we went and didn’t do what we did while not doing it.
So the bottom line is, we weren’t flying on an aircraft I won’t mention, not doing what we did where we weren’t.
There, I hope that clarifies things for you.
Courtesy of my old IFT who might or might not have been on my crew back in the day… 🙂