The Grey Man…

Here’s another teaser… I AM working on it. Just went over 50K words on the rough draft. Sorry I’m not further along, but that real job and now surgery have kinda interfered with my writing…

Hell in a Handbasket

The old man had called back in the county as he crossed the river, and was abreast of Fourteenmile Park when the radio went off with an all call alert tone, “All units, all units. Shots fired, off FM ten fifty three. Ward’s U-Haul office. Officers down. Apparent domestic…”

The dispatcher continued providing additional information, which the old man processed almost instinctively as he slapped the siren on and hit the traffic backers and eyebrow lights and stepped hard on the gas. Gadammit, why does it have to be a domestic? It’s always a damn domestic when things go straight to shit. Who is down, and how bad? Dammit Lisa we need details! Calmly the old man keyed the mic, “Dispatch, car four eight minutes out coming west on I-ten.”

He heard other cars calling in with ETAs and waited… Flipping over to the command channel he keyed the mike, “Sheriff, Car four.”

“Go John.”

“Do we know who’s down?”

“Hart, and I’m not sure on the other one. I think it’s a city officer.”

“You’re going to beat me there, where do you want me?”

“We’ll set up a CP at the off ramp. Meet me there. It’s open out there, and I don’t want to get too close and get more officers shot until we get a handle on this.”

“Copied all.”

The old man thought, So are we potentially sacrificing two officers to protect the rest of us? We don’t have SWAT, but dammit, we need a better way to react. That’s right across the street from the metal recyclers. I’m in an unmarked, and it’s dirty. I wonder if I can just drive into the recycler’s yard?

***

The old man eased onto the service road short of the roadblock and CP, then sped around and came in from the north, as FM1053 wasn’t blocked in that direction. He glanced at the front of the office building as he pulled into the recycling yard, then around the back. Jumping out of his car, he popped the trunk and hauled out the MRAD and binoculars as Gil Reynos came from the warehouse at a crouching run, “Captain, are you crazy?”

The old man glanced at Gil, “Nah, we get officers down. We need them out. What do you know?”

Reynos said, “I’m not sure, but I think that’s Rojo Zablah’s truck over there. His wife works for Mike Ward as the office manager. She took the job when he went down for dealing. I didn’t know Zablah was out of Huntsville.”

The old man keyed the mic, “Dispatch, car four, possible ID on shooter is Ernesto Rojo Zablah. Possible new release from Huntsville.” He looked around the warehouse, “Do you know who else is over there? Any idea if there are customers in the building?”

Reynos replied, “I don’t pay much attention, but as far as I saw, it was only Mike’s truck, Dolores’ car, and Rojo’s truck. That’s what I saw after I peeked around the corner of the fence when I heard the gun shots.  Well, that and the two police cars.”

“Gil, can you get me up on a forklift high enough to see over the fence? And keep me back in the center of the warehouse?” The old man asked as he loaded rounds into the magazine and slammed it home in the MRAD.

Gil started the forklift and slid the forks out from under the loaded pallet, spun it and picked up an empty pallet and raised it to waist height, “How about this Captain?”

The old man nodded, threw an empty bucket on it and hopped on the pallet. Assuming a sitting position, he braced the MRAD in a ready position, then made an up motion to Gil.  As the lift rose, he made a stop motion, then directed Gil forward. After moving about eight feet, he stopped Gil, then made an upward motion again. Taking a sight picture, he kept motioning up until he had a clear view of the other side of the street and the building.

“That’s good Gil, now go get behind something solid.” Using the binoculars, he scanned the building’s front windows, seeing the bullet holes through the glass on the left window, a closed door, and a body slumped over the desk through the right window. He guessed the range at around 50 yards from where he sat to the front of the building. Keying the mic he said, “Dispatch, car four, I see one down in the office on the right side of the building. I see no movement inside the building.” Continuing scanning he said, “One late model dark brown F one-fifty, no plate. One small green car, make unknown, no plate visible. Both to the right of the front door.”

Dispatch replied, “Copy all car four.”

The old man keyed again, “One nineteen seventy-two Chevy pickup, white over green, to the left of the front door. One city car, number thirty two, no officer visible. Two-fourteen is parked outside of the city car, closer to the road. I can see Hart sitting against the right rear tire of the city car. No movement visible.”

“Copy all car four.”

The sheriff broke in, “John, you say you see no movement inside?”

The old man scanned back over the front windows and the door, “No movement seen.”

“Roger, we tried the phone, and it’s either off the hook or busy. Got the telco confirming which it is.”

The old man dropped the binoculars and pulled the MRAD into a shooting position, using the scope for a closer look into the building. He recognized face and the grey hair of the body in the right office as Mike Ward, “Confirm ID on one signal seven. Scoping now.”

“John, I’m going to drive my car closer and pull in behind two-fourteen. And we have confirmation that Zablah was released yesterday from Huntsville. Telco confirms line is active, we’re trying to get a judge’s order to break the call.”

The old man put the scope on Hart, and did a double take, it appeared Hart’s lips were moving! “Dispatch, car four, believe Hart is still alive!”

He heard a siren start, then a car accelerating toward the building. As he swept back up to the building, he saw the front door crack open and an arm with a pistol extended from it come out of the door. He saw the gun fire, transitioned a foot to the right, saw a chest and head, thinking to himself, Hundred yards, one point four inches high, so half that, twice the rise. I’m maybe ten feet up… He held one button lower on the shirt in the scope and pressed the trigger on the MRAD, sending one round through the door.

He rode the recoil and saw the door partially open but couldn’t see the arm or the gun anymore. His ears were ringing, and he realized he’d forgotten to put his ear protection in. Looking frantically around, he yelled, “Gil!  Gil? Get me down from here!”

Gil stuck his head up and the old man waved to him, motioning down. Gil ran over and started the forklift, lowering the forks and the old man jumped the last few feet to the ground, “Thanks Gil, you might have just saved a life.”

With that the old man charged out of the warehouse, out the gate and across the road, MRAD in hand, as more cars and ambulances slid to a halt. Officers fanned out over the property, with the sheriff leading the charge toward the front door. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Doc Truesdale bound out of the back of the ambulance and run crouching to Deputy Hart’s body.

The old man shook his head, trying to clear his ears, but couldn’t hear anything, so he took a position at the front of two-fourteen, placing the MRAD on the hood and drawing his 1911.

***

Three hours later, Clay Boone walked over to the old man, “John, can you hear me?”

The old man turned, “Kinda. I got in too big a hurry, didn’t put my earpro in. Paying the price now. That damn MRAD is loud in an enclosed space! Ears are ringing and I’ve got a helluva headache!”

Clay shook his head, “I’m right here, you don’t have to yell.”

The old man sighed, “Sorry. You need anything else from me?”

“No, but you might want to talk to Jose, apparently ‘Big Hair’ over in Houston did a breaking news bumper on their channel about how Pecos County had shot down a poor disabled Mexican who was negotiating to turn himself in to law enforcement. Hope you paid your CLEAT and TMPA dues.”

The old man rolled his eyes, “Not again… Yep, those dues are automatically paid every month from the bank account. Thanks a lot Clay. You got everything you need, right?”

Clay slapped him on the shoulder, “Yeah. For what it’s worth, I think it’s a good shoot.”

The old man walked over to the sheriff’s car, seeing the sheriff leaning against the front fender, phone to his ear, and a scowl on his face.  The sheriff held up a finger, asking the old man to wait, as he completed the phone call, “No, I have nothing to say at this time. The investigation is still underway. No sir, the investigation is being conducted by the Texas Rangers… No sir, you’d have to contact Austin for that information.”

Closing his phone with a snap, the sheriff turned to the old man, “Well, let the clusterfuck begin. Apparently the phone call the perp was on was with his counsellor from Huntsville on how he could give up without getting shot. Apparently she couldn’t be bothered to actually tell anyone in authority what she was doing, and I made a decision based on what you saw.”

The old man said, “Crap. How much trouble are we in?”

“Dunno yet. Hell, we had no way of knowing. I’ve got a bullet hole in the windshield to show for driving up, and I’m glad you took the shot when you did. We’ve got five dead because Dolores didn’t want to lose her job.”

Shaking his head, the old man replied, “Yeah, I guess city got that on the follow-up after the 911 call, right? But why shoot Mike’s wife? Laura wasn’t…”

“Wrong place at the wrong time. Keenan didn’t even get a chance to go to his gun. He was killed with one shot to the throat before he even got to the door. Mark never even had a chance to get to his pistol in the drawer either.  Looks like Laura was trying to get her pistol out when she was shot, since that’s the pistol we found lying on the counter next to the phone.” Rubbing his hands over his face, the sheriff said, “Turns out the original call was to city by Dolores mother. She heard them arguing this morning, then Rojo calling somebody about getting a gun. When he left, she called 911 and reported it, but the officers originally responded to the house, not Mike’s place.”

The old man leaned on the car, head in hands, “Then how the hell did we get involved? I never heard anything over the radio?”

“Gil made the second 911 call, and that’s what we responded to, well that and Hart’s call to dispatch. I wish I knew how Hart got in the middle of it. He didn’t put anything over the radio until he was shot, and he’s still in the OR, as far as I know. He damn near bled out, and would have if he hadn’t had that little blow out kit in his pants pocket. He got that tourniquet on and high enough on his bicep that he was able to get the brachial artery shut before he passed out.”

The sheriff groaned as he pushed off the car, “Go home John, there isn’t anything else you can do here. Clay’s got your statement and you walked the positions with him, right?”

“Yep, he’s got the rifle and the one spent case too. You need me to come in tomorrow?”

“No, take the weekend off, I’ll see you Monday. I’ve already called the reserves in and the auxiliary are manning the hospital until we get a status on Hart. For what it’s worth John, you probably saved my life with that shot, and I appreciate it!”

The old man nodded and walked slowly back across the road to his car, and drove to the ranch.  Yogi was overjoyed to see him, and almost knocked the old man down when he stepped out of the car. Dragging his bag out of the back seat, he stepped up on the porch, dropped the bag, and sagged into the rocker on the porch.

Yogi whined, shoving his head under the old man’s hand, and the old man ruffed his fur, “You and me Yogi. You and me. It’s us against the world isn’t it pup?” Yogi barked, and the old man chuckled, “I wish I had your outlook on life pup. You’re happy if you get fed, and get to chase things around the yard. No worries, no stress, and a warm place to sleep.”

***

The old man woke up as the ten o’clock news came on, and he listened to ‘Big Hair’s interview with the earnest young counsellor from Huntsville, about how conflicted Zablah had been, and how he was trying his best to give up if she’d just been given a little more time. Time, it’s always about time. What about the time it took him to kill three people including his wife and the mother of his children, then shoot two cops? What about their time? What about the time it took him as a felon to get a gun. Why were Hart’s lips moving if he was unconscious? Why did I pick that particular time to scope him? It’s always time.

The old man trudged off to bed, giving Yogi one last pat as he sent him to his dog bed.

***

Monday morning, the sheriff called a staff meeting in the conference room, and the old man was surprised to see Mrs. Randall, the county lawyer that had worked with the sheriff’s department before, also in attendance. He eased into the back of the room, cup of coffee in hand, and leaned against the wall as the sheriff started the meeting.

“I think everyone is aware of the good news, Deputy Hart is alive and will recover from his wounds!” The attendees gave a low cheer at that news as he continued, “Services for Officer Keenan will be Wednesday at Sacred Heart, and they’ve asked us for three pall bearers plus vehicle escorts. Also please make sure everyone has their mourning bands on their badges all week please.  Now I’d like to turn the meeting over to Attorney Randall, she has some follow-up on what you may have seen on the news about how we shot down a man trying to turn himself in. Mrs. Randall?”

Nancy Randall stood up and the old man smiled, remembering their conversations during the trip to Alpine. She nodded, “Ladies, gentlemen. A little more information. As you may have heard, we were accused of shooting down a man who was trying to give up. What the young counsellor over at Huntsville must not have remembered is that all those lines are monitored. When the actual transcript of her final call with Ernesto Zablah was completed, it was pretty apparent she’d fallen under his spell for lack of a better word. He was asking her to meet him and get him out of trouble, and the last thing on the tape is the pistol shot, followed by the Captain’s rifle firing and her crying after she screams his name.”

The old man noticed a number of people wincing at that as Randall continued, “There was no attempt by her to notify anyone higher in her chain that she had him on the phone, much less what he’d already admitted to her that he’d done. Apparently he believed his wife Dolores was having an affair with Mike Ward, simply because she’d said she had to go to work, rather that cater to him Friday morning.”

She shook her head, “When the transcript was released, it seems one individual at a Houston TV station was very hot to trot to get a copy, but now that he has it, I think we’ll see the story concerning Pecos County die a quick death. I’ve contacted the station management about getting a retraction or correction to the story, but I doubt that we’ll get it.

She sat down, and the sheriff continued the morning meeting as the old man slipped out the back door to go back to his office.

Hope y’all like it, and the usual disclaimer… Haven’t done any editing, proofing, etc…

Bloomie didn’t buy the election here…

Virginia voters dealt New York billionaire Michael Bloomberg and out of state gun control groups a stinging defeat in the 2015 election.

Bloomberg attempted to swing control of the Virginia Senate by spending millions to elect pro-gun control candidates, but his efforts were thwarted by candidates endorsed by the National Rifle Association.

Bloomberg and out of state gun-control groups spent nearly $3 million dollars on a pro-gun control message promoting their candidates and attacking NRA-backed candidates for their support of the Second Amendment.  92% of NRA-backed candidates won in spite of their efforts.

Even the WAPO had to admit the money and gun control agenda didn’t work, HERE.

And then there’s this statement-

According to the Richmond Times Dispatch, the largest advertising buy was purchased by “Everytown for Gun Safety Action Fund.” Bloomberg heads up this gun-control organization, and the group bought $700,000 of ad time on the Gecker’s behalf. However, Sturtevant defeated Gecker.

The whole article is HERE from the Daily Caller.

And Miguel at Gun Free Zone added a nice post, he did some follow-up on the Moms and Everytown… HERE.

h/t NRA Media

$15/hr…

Just to put it in perspective… For PP and all those others out there…

15 bucks an hour

Get it??? Thanks to unions, a garbage man makes more than a Paramedic/EMT and has a better retirement too!

I’m going to stop here, before I start using four letter words…

h/t Holly

Therapy…

I’m into the third session of therapy, and not having fun…

But, I didn’t expect to. As many have counselled me, DO THE @$#%^ THERAPY…

I’m working on it, I’m working on it… But I’m quickly beginning to hate the stationary bike! That sumbitch is nothing more than a  torture device! I’m getting an hour of therapy a day, plus exercises to do at home, but I can tell there is improvement (once it stops hurting for the day).

And ice IS your friend!!!

A couple of bright notes and short videos for your enjoyment…

First up is the Sinese Foundation and the WWII Museum in New Orleans, and one of their honor flights.

Next is one of those truly feel good stores, of which there seem to be fewer and fewer. A girl and her horse…

Hope you enjoyed them…

Red Skelton’s Pledge of Allegiance…

Sometimes we need to take a step back from the PC world, and remember how we grew up…

I know I’m an old fart, but I remember seeing Red Skelton, Jack Benny, Jackie Gleason, Jonathan Winters, Flip Wilson, Don Rickles, Rodney Dangerfield, Sid Caesar, Bob Hope, and many other ‘comedians’ on TV as I was growing up. Their comedy was totally different than what we see today.

They weren’t anti-American, and the jokes they told normally skewered the political elite, their own ‘ethnicity’ and news stories of the day. And at least on air, there wasn’t any cussing (although Bob Hope was foul mouthed around the military)…

Different world back then… sigh

 

OPM letter…

I knew it was coming… It’s like a REALLY bad Halloween prank…

OPM letter blanked

I’ll take the fee credit monitoring, etc… It’s not like I’m not ALREADY on a bunch of lists…

Of note, I didn’t see any mention of fingerprints, which I know they also got…

Sigh…

 

Holloween…

Ghouls, goblins, and ghosties abounding…

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Some interesting ‘facts’ about halloween, and no I haven’t fact checked them all… YMMV… 🙂

-In many countries, such as France and Australia, Halloween is seen as an unwanted and overly commercial American influence.

-There’s a $1,000 fine for using or selling Silly String in Hollywood on Halloween. The prank product has been banned since 2004 after thousands of bored people would buy it on the streets of from illegal vendors and “vandalise” anything and everything. The city ordinance calls for a maximum $1,000 fine and/or six months in jail for “use, possession, sale or distribution of Silly String in Hollywood from 12:01 AM on October 31 to 12:00 PM on November 1”.

-Children are more than twice as likely to be killed in a pedestrian/car accident on Halloween than on any other night.

-Orange and black are Halloween colours because orange is associated with the Fall harvest and black is associated with darkness and death.

-No matter how scary your local haunted house is, it probably can’t top the Haunted Cave in Lewisburg, Ohio. Measuring 3,564 feet long, the Guinness World Records has named it the world’s longest haunted house. Even spookier: It’s located 80 feet below ground in an abandoned mine.

-In 1964, Helen Pfeil of Greenlawn, NY was arrested for handing out arsenic laced treats as a prank on teens she deemed too old for trick or treating.

-Scarecrows, a popular Halloween fixture, symbolise the ancient agricultural roots of the holiday.

-Candy makers supposedly lobbied to extend daylight savings time into the beginning of November to get an extra hour of daylight so children could collect even more candy (thus forcing people to purchase more candy to meet the demand). They wanted it so badly that during the 1985 hearings on Daylight Savings they put candy pumpkins on the seat of every senator.

-The largest pumpkin ever measured was grown by Norm Craven, who broke the world record in 1993 with an 836 lb. pumpkin.

-Jack O’ Lanterns are pumpkins with a lighted candle inside. According to Irish legend, Jack O’ Lanterns are named after a stingy man named Jack who, because he tricked the devil several times, was forbidden entrance into both heaven and hell. Therefore, he was condemned to wander the Earth, waving his lantern to lead people away from their paths.

-Halloween wouldn’t be the same without pumpkins, and thankfully, there are plenty of gourds to go around. According to the United States Department of Agriculture’s statistics, the top pumpkin-producing states produced 1.1 billion pounds of pumpkins in 2010.

-Stephen Clarke holds the record for the world’s fastest pumpkin carving time: 24.03 seconds, smashing his previous record of 54.72 seconds. The rules of the competition state that the pumpkin must weigh less than 24 pounds and be carved in a traditional way, which requires at least eyes, nose, ears, and a mouth.

-Halloween was brought to North America by immigrants from Europe who would celebrate the harvest around a bonfire, share ghost stories, sing, dance and tell fortunes.

-Halloween has variously been called All Hallows’ Eve, Witches Night, Lamswool, Snap-Apple Night, Samhaim, and Summer’s End.

-Trick-or-treating was brought to America by the Irish and became popular during the early 20th century, but died out during WWII when sugar was rationed. After the rationing ended in 1947, children’s magazine “Jack and Jill” radio program “The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet” and the “Peanuts” comic strip all helped to re-popularise the tradition of dressing up in costumes and asking for candy from door-to-door. By 1952, trick-or-treating was hugely popular again.

-The first known mention of trick-or-treating in print in North America occurred in 1927 in Blackie, Alberta, Canada.

-Candy Corn was invented by George Renninger, a candy maker at the Wunderle Candy Company of Philadelphia in the 1880’s. Candy Corn was originally called “butter cream candies” and “chicken feed” because corn was commonly used as food for livestock. They even had a rooster on the candy boxes. Candy Corn had no association with Halloween or fall, and was sold seasonally from March to November. After World War II, advertisers began marketing it as a special Halloween treat due to its colours that match those of the fall harvest.

-Since it was thought the boundary between the worlds of the living and the dead blurred on Oct. 31, which allowed the dead to walk among the living, humans would wear masks and costumes so the spirits would not recognise them as human.

-The biggest pumpkin pie on record was 20 feet in diameter and weighed 3,699 pounds. It wasbaked by the New Breman Giant Pumpkin Growers in Ohio in 2010, breaking their own previous world’s record of 2,020 pounds. The ginormous orange pie contained 1,212 pounds of pumpkin, 233 dozen eggs, 109 gallons of evaporated milk, 525 pounds of sugar, 7 pounds of salt, and 14.5 pounds of cinnamon.

-Both Salem, Massachusetts, and Anoka, Minnesota, are the self-proclaimed Halloween capitals of the world.

-Americans purchase nearly 600 million lbs. of candy a year for Halloween. What does that look like? Imagine 16 billion fun size Snickers bars or 158 trillion individual Candy Corns. A whopping 90 million lbs. of chocolate candy is sold during Halloween week, taking a strong lead compared to other holidays. Almost 65 million pounds is sold during the week leading up to Easter and only 48 million pounds during Valentine’s week.

-Valentine’s Day is no longer the sweetest national holiday – at least when it come to candy sales. More than twice as much chocolate is sold for Halloween than is for Valentine’s Day.

-With their link to the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain (a precursor to Halloween) and later to witches, cats have a permanent place in Halloween folklore. During the ancient celebration of Samhain, Druids were said to throw cats into a fire, often in wicker cages, as part of divination proceedings.

-Trick-or-treating has been around for a long time, with versions existing since medieval times. Originally, it was called “guising” and children and poor adults wore costumes and begged for food or money in exchange for songs or prayers during Hallowmas. This practice was also called “souling”.

-In 2010, an Illinois town became the latest city to ban trick-or-treating for kids over 12. Teens can face fines from $100 to $1,000 for going door-to-door although according to officials, more often than not, over-age Halloween-goers are just given a warning.

-Chocolate candy bars top the list as the most popular candy for trick-or-treaters with Snickers #1.

-One of parents’ biggest fears is that their child’s Halloween candy is poisoned or contains razor blades. In reality, there are only two known cases of poisoning, and both involved relatives. In 1970, a boy died of a heroin overdose. The investigators found it on his candy, but in a twist they later discovered the boy had accidentally consumed some of his uncle’s heroin stash, and the family had sprinkled some on the candy to cover up the incident. Even more horrifically, in 1974 Timothy O’Bryan died after eating a Pixy Stix his father had laced with cyanide to collect on the insurance money.

-1978 cult slasher film, Halloween was made in just 21 days on a shoestring budget. The movie was shot in the Spring and used fake autumn leaves. The mask used by Michael Meyers in the movie was actually William Shatner’s mask painted white which the prop department found in a costume store. When Shatner found out years later, he said he was honoured by the gesture.

-Scottish girls believed they could see images of their future husband if they hung wet sheets in front of the fire on Halloween.

-According to the U.S. Census Bureau, California leads the nation in non-chocolate confectionary production. Out of the 409 sites that manufacture non-chocolate confections in the U.S., California is home to 45 of them.

-Halloween is the second most commercially successful holiday after Christmas.

-More than 93% of American children under the age of 12 go trick-or-treating. 67% of adults take part in Halloween activities, such as parties, decorating the house, and trick-or-treating with their children.

-Candy corn has been made with the same recipe by the Jelly Belly Candy Company since around 1900. What’s in that recipe, exactly? Sugar, corn syrup, and marshmallow. One serving (about 30 pieces) has 140 calories, the equivalent of three miniature Hershey bars.

-During the pre-Halloween celebration of Samhain, bonfires were lit to ensure the sun would return after the long, hard winter. Often Druid priests would throw the bones of cattle into the flames and, hence “bone fire” became “bonfire”.

-Over 10% of pet owners dress their pets in Halloween costumes. A study from the National Retail Federation shows Americans spent over $300 million on pet costumes last year!

-Got leftover Halloween candy? Save it for later! Dark and milk chocolates can last up to two years if stored in a dry, odour-free spot. Hard candy can last up to a year, while unopened packages of candy corn can last nine months.

-According to tradition, if a person wears his or her clothes inside out and then walks backwards on Halloween, he or she will see a witch at midnight.

-Over $1.5 billion is spent on costumes each year and more than $2.5 billion on other Halloween paraphernalia.

-Chocolate is clearly the preferred choice of sweets for many. Of the $1.9 billion sold in Halloween candy each year, $1.2 billion was on chocolate candy and only $680 million on sugar candy.

-The fear of Halloween is known as Samhainopobia.

-The Village Halloween parade in New York City is the largest Halloween parade in the United States. The parade includes 50,000 participants and draws over 2 million spectators.

-If you see a spider on Halloween, it is considered a good luck, as it means the spirit of a loved one is guarding you.

-In 2015, an estimated 3.2 million children are expected to dress up in princess costumes, making it the most popular kids’ costume for the eleventh straight year. Batman characters are the next most popular.

-Boston, Massachusetts, holds the record for the most Jack O’Lanterns lit at once (30,128).

-Ever wonder how the broomstick became associated with witches? Elderly women who were accused of witchcraft were usually poor and could not afford horses, so they would use a walking stick, which was often replaced by a broom, to help them travel.

-Halloween is thought to have originated around 4000 B.C., which means Halloween has been around for over 6,000 years.

-Halloween is on October 31st, the last day of the Celtic calendar. It was originally a pagan holiday, honouring the dead. Halloween was referred to as All Hallows Eve and dates back to over 2000 years ago.

-Halloween celebrations in Hong Kong are known as Yue Lan or the “Festival of the Hungry Ghosts” during which fires are lit and food and gifts are offered to placate potentially angry ghosts who might be looking for revenge.

-Owls are associated with Halloween because, in Medieval Europe, owls were thought to be witches. To hear an owl’s call meant someone was about to die.

-Even though the economy is tightening everyone’s budget, that does not stop them from splurging a bit on this one holiday. The average American household spends $44 a year on Halloween candy. Now, that’s a lot of candy.

-Many shelters don’t allow black cats to be adopted around Halloween for fear that they may be tortured or sacrificed.

-San Francisco is the number 1 U.S. city for trick-or-treating.

-90% of parents admit to sneaking goodies from their kids’ Halloween trick-or-treat bags.

-Candy Corn is the most searched-for candy term in Google – more popular than candy apples, gummy worms and candy pumpkins.

-50% of kids prefer to receive chocolate candy for Halloween, compared with 24% who prefer non-chocolate candy and 10% who preferred gum.

-More than 35 million pounds of candy corn will be for Halloween. That equates to nearly 9 billion pieces – enough to circle the moon nearly 4 times if laid end-to-end.

-Parents are expected to spend $1.04 billion on children’s costumes-and if they’re on trend, most of the cash will go toward pumpkin, princess, witch or vampire getups.

-Ireland is typically believed to be the birthplace of Halloween.

-Black cats, spiders, and bats are all Halloween symbols because of their spooky history and ties to Wiccans. All three were thought to be the familiars of witches in the middle ages, and are often associated with bad luck. Bats are even further connected to Halloween by the ancient Samhain ritual of building a bonfire, which drove away insects and attracted bats.

-Samhainophobia is the fear of Halloween.

I’m more afraid of the left over candy… burp…

Therapy…

I’m just gonna say OUCH!!! And go curl up in the corner till the good drugs kick in…

Ride a ‘bike’?  Really??? Flexion? It DOESN’T bend that far…

I swear, not only was she trained by the Marquis de Sade, I think she has Vlad the Impaler in her family tree…

Therapist

And that middle European accent asking “Does this hurt?” Just doesn’t help…

When we were finished, she asked, “Oh, did I hurt you?”

“Nope, these are tears of joy that I survived!”

It’s gonna be a long six weeks…

Getting better…

Soooo…. PP ‘gifts’ me with a balloon…get well

After she withholds my coffee…

She’s headed back to her family, and probably glad to be rid of me at this point. I know I’ve been a ‘tad’ grumpy the last few days.

But I really appreciated her being here… You never realize how truly helpless you are, until a leg is down and you’re stuck on crutches. You can’t carry anything, can’t do all those ‘normal’ things, like making coffee, etc… All those things one doesn’t think about.

We chatted about how she’d felt after her hip surgery, and how much of a PITA it was. Now I see what she was talking about. Simple things like putting dishes away, silverware, etc.

But I start therapy tomorrow, with my ‘favorite’ Marquis de Sade disciple… I really think she ‘enjoys’ pain, as long as it’s mine… Sigh…

But as many of y’all have told me, the PT is the critical part to a full recovery, so I will do it (whining and crying all the way). 🙂

Thanks for all the good thoughts, they are appreciated. Now that I’m pretty much off the drugs, I’ll be getting back to writing on the book.

Well, well, well…

BO is once again spewing blame hither and yon…

President Obama on Tuesday dismissed the notion that he is seeking to take away people’s firearms as he delivered his latest call for stronger gun laws. 

Speaking to police chiefs in Chicago, Obama sought to rebut the argument made by conservatives, which he said is designed to stoke fear.

Before his speech, Obama met with the spouses and children of law enforcement officers killed in the line of duty, as well as families of bystander victims of gun violence in Chicago, the White House said. 

“I refuse to accept the notion that we couldn’t have prevented some of those murders, and suicides and kept more families whole,” the president said. 

From The Hill Blog- HERE.

He’s more or less promising executive orders to ‘deal’ with the issue, since all his gun control packages have died a quick death under the scrutiny of Congress…

From the NRA, Wayne LaPierre calls out Obama in the video HERE

“He (Obama) has all the laws he needs to stop the bloodshed now. Under the existing federal gun laws, he could take every felon with a gun, drug dealer with a gun and criminal gangbanger with a gun off the streets tomorrow and lock them up for five years or more. But he won’t do it, his justice department won’t do it, and the media never asks why.”

“The NRA has demanded the strongest possible prosecution of the federal gun laws for over 20 years. Our repeated calls have been met by deafening silence from Washington’s elites. President Obama and Hillary Clinton and other politicians use the carnage to campaign for more gun laws “they won’t and don’t enforce.”

Here are some ‘facts’… Ironic facts considering BO’s stance…

Prosecutions/Enforcement:

  • In 2010, federally-conducted NICS checks denied 72,659 transactions. As a result of NICS denials occurring in 2010, BATFE referred a total 62 charges against 33 individuals to federal prosecutors.

So what happened to the OTHER 72,597? Crickets…

  • According to The Chicago Sun-Times, felons in Chicago who illegally possess a gun typically receive a four-year sentence – a penalty on the low end of the state sentencing guidelines. In addition to lax sentencing, most people convicted of these gun crimes serve less than half of their prison terms, allowing them to return to criminal behavior. About a third of people charged with simple gun possession and about half charged with being a felon in possession of a gun in 2012 were rearrested for another crime by the end of 2013. Those charged with simple gun possession had an average of four prior arrests,while those charged with gun possession by a felon had an average of 10 prior arrests. Police have made 12,967 arrests since 2000, yet city attorneys have won just 2,068 convictions.

Again, where are the convictions? And what happened to the other 10,000+? Back on the streets???

  • Turning to the Chicago Police Department’s 2011 Chicago murder analysis, one might be surprised to learn that nearly nine in 10 murder suspects have criminal records. That’s right – 90 percent of the murders committed in Chicago involve a suspected perpetrator with a criminal history.

Is anyone surprised by this? Bad guys doing bad things and ignoring laws… Sigh…