From the mil-email net… I don’t write ’em, I just pass ’em along on recycled electrons!
For the old Army folks… You might have been ASA if:
You “monitor” the ASA-VN-TALK list more than post to it!
PT is cancelled because of sun.
Your M-16 jams and you try to reboot it.
You believe “Air Assault” is when the air conditioner in the SCIF breaks down.
Your boots were last polished at the factory.
You brag about making tape…. again.
You firmly believe in the 3 basic food groups – caffeine, alcohol & Tylenol.
You think D&C is a form of sexual deviance.
You want to find out more about D&C.
You have the IGs phone # on speed dial.
You GT score is higher than your PT score.
When you get an order the first thing out of your mouth is “Why?”
The “field” is where a farmer works.
Exercises are placed on hold when the coffee runs out.
Donuts are more important than the brief.
Rank is more important than information.
You think “Leatherman” is one of the Village People.
Your last tactical assignment was during a game of Risk.
You hold an ASI for PowerPoint.
You think TA-50 is an NSA course.
You think a teenybopper is an 05Hog.
You KNOW a teenybopper is a very small 05Hog.
When you got to Devens you asked for your cloak and dagger.
You drank Black Label beer in Ayer, Mass and liked it!
“If you give us god’s frequency, we will monitor him too.”
And no, I don’t know the inside jokes… I was Navy… Go ask an Army spook… 🙂