Rimworld- Stranded part 2…

Countdown

55:20:10. McDougal snarled at the datacomp and paced the maintenance tunnel trying to think of anything else he could do. He moved the carat over the Ferret menu and pinged the Ferrets for data. He was rewarded with a video burst from the Ferret on the surface that included the outbound pass of the flying Ferret, which apparently made it through the TGate, as the last frame was greyed out.

The downside was that there was at least a company, if not more, of Goons in the camp, with more APCs coming. Now it was going to be a race between him shutting the gate down, and the Goons exploiting the open gate. He just hoped the patrol was locked and loaded on the other side.

Pinging the Ferrets, he got another relayed burst from the one on the surface, via the Ferret in the hole above the tunnel door. The scene had changed, with more Goons arriving. They now seemed to be concentrated around Building Six, trying to make entry. Apparently they knew it was a power generator, as he didn’t see any large breaching weapons out that might blow up the plant.

Cursing under his breath, he remembered another part of the mission brief, to never allow the fusion bottles to fall into enemy hands due to their advanced technology. He looked at the datacomp, but there still wasn’t any network connection, so he couldn’t access the generator’s self-destruct from the tunnel.

Since it was almost dark, McDougal decided to chance sending another flying Ferret through the TGate, in case anyone on the far side was actually monitoring it. He rummaged through the supply tunnel and found a pallet of Ferret reloads for his armor and carried a box into the maintenance tunnel. Hefting the packing case up on the bench, he quickly broke it down and extracted four more Ferrets.

Using his datacomp, he programmed the one currently sitting in the hole in the tunnel to flying mode and sent it on the same trajectory through the TGate as the first one. He picked up one of the four on the bench, found its code, carried it to the hole, then programmed it to act as a new relay and let it crawl off his hand into the hole.

Walking to the end of the tunnel, he stepped cautiously into the new small escape tunnel he’d commanded the Mechs to dig and paced it until he reached the back of Mech One. It looked like they were on track and on time, based on the distance completed, but he knew it wasn’t going to be fast enough.

Punching the datacomp, he looked at the Mech menu and thought, Where the hell is Mech Three? I’ve got One and Four here. Herbert had Five on the sewage plant, and Two was on the HVAC for Building Two? Or was it Three? Pulling up the camp grid, he overlaid last known positions of the Mechs and realized Mech Three was in Building Six!

Now, how the hell do I communicate with it? If I can get to it, I can… Destroy the fusion bottle and the generator, or at least wreck it, maybe. Scanning back through the Ferret data, he looked specifically at the EM portion of the logs and realized the network wasn’t even showing up, that meant the comms antenna was gone, and probably the repeater too. I wonder, can I chance another Ferret to go check the antenna farm? Nah, probably not a good idea. The Goons see a Ferret or see the EM pulses, they’ll know somebody’s alive. Probably not a good move on my part. What the hell else can I do?

McDougal walked down the maintenance tunnel to the ‘hooch tunnel’ as he now thought of it, sliding his hand along the rough texture of the tunnel wall until he felt the slight tingle and his hand slipped seemingly into nothing. Without taking the holo down, he stepped into the side tunnel and walked slowly back to the still.

Opening the hopper, he saw there were already fifteen shot sized globes collected in the hopper, and he pulled one out. Bouncing it in the palm of his hand, he thought about what the booze would be good for, and the only thing he could come up with was to get drunk.

Popping the globe in his mouth, he bit through the covering, not waiting for it to dissolve and felt the sharp taste of the freshly distilled alcohol hit his taste buds. He swallowed it quickly, and felt a warmth spreading through his system, Go easy you dumbass. You’re the sole survivor of the entire camp right now, as far as you know. Getting shitfaced right now isn’t the best idea you’ve ever had. Think!

Picking two more globes out of the hopper, he shoved them in the pocket of his skin suit and went back to the maintenance tunnel. Pulling up an inventory of materials on hand, by building, he got a comprehensive list of what was in Building One’s packing crates, and found spare parts, hoses, and rifle beads in the supply tunnel, but no additional weapons.

Accessing the ‘secret’ maintenance files on his datacomp for the still, he looked to see if there was anything he could use there. Since it was set up to make almost pure ethanol before the cutting and flavoring, McDougal immediately started looking for a way to make it into a bomb. If he could get the stoichiometric concentration to around 14:1, he could get a big bang according to the datacomp, but without the network and databases he couldn’t get a more detailed plan.

McDougal spent an hour or so tinkering in the maintenance tunnel with various hoses, metering valves and plumbing until he threw his hands up in frustration, Dammit! This shit looks easy on the net, when one has the net. Ain’t got the net, and I dunno if I’m going to blow myself up or set a trap if the Goons break in. Simple… I need simple…

Prowling through the supply tunnel again, he found a pallet of flour and four oxygen tanks. Laughing he thought, Now I’m getting somewhere! We used to do this as kids. I just need a way to disperse the flour. He carefully cracked the valves on each tank to ensure they had pressure, then loaded them on a skid and placed them evenly throughout the tunnel.

He went back to the maintenance tunnel and looked at the assortment of hoses, found four that had the correct connections, and pulled out four fan metering valves. Putting one on each hose, he went to the electronics locker and pulled out four Tic/Toc timers that would mate up to the hoses. The Tic/Tocs could be commanded remotely, and all McDougal needed was a way to trigger them.

Assembling the hoses into the configuration he wanted, he went to each oxygen bottle and connected the hoses, opened the valves and wanded each tank to ensure there were no leaks. Sticking the wand in his back pocket, he directed the skid back to the supply tunnel and picked up a pallet of flour.

Doing a quick count, he had fifty bags, so each oxygen cylinder got twelve bags. At twenty-two hundred pounds of pressure, the metering fan should cut through the bags fairly easily, and put up a nice dust cloud. Just to be sure, he stacked the bags so that the metering fan would cut through all of the bags, and for good measure went ahead and cut the top two bags open.

By the time he’d finished with all fifty bags, he was tired and sweating. Directing the skid back to the supply tunnel, he crossed back to the maintenance tunnel and keyed his datacomp. 50:15:34 popped up in the countdown window, and McDougal realized he was tired. Getting another data dump from the Ferret, he quickly scanned it and noted that the Goons seemed to be bedding down for the night. They had patrols out, and there was now some Goon noise on the EM band, but McDougal couldn’t decode the frequencies.

His stomach rumbled, and he pulled an emergency ration down, heated it and gobbled the food without caring what it was, or paying any attention to the taste. Finishing the ration, he stripped off the skin suit and deposited it in the receptacle in the fresher, then dialed the setting to relax/clean.

Ten minutes later, he staggered out, almost asleep, and numbly climbed into a clean skin suit. Flopping down in the conformal chair Herbert had ‘borrowed’ from the officer’s lounge, he was asleep in seconds.

***

The buzzing of the datacomp woke McDougal with a start and he flailed up out of the chair in a panic, before he realized it was his alarm going off. Slapping at the datacomp, he saw 42:02:56 in the countdown window. After he visited the fresher, he keyed the Ferrets and got a burst dump from each of them, and saw that the Goons were up and about also. They were sweeping each building with some kind of sensor and burning the remnants as they went.

There was more EM noise on the Goon frequencies and he wondered if he dared another airborne Ferret, finally deciding it might be worth it.  Worst case, he doubted he was going to get many more chances to launch many more.

He had to scrabble on the bench to find another Ferret; he reminded himself to clean up the bench as soon as he got this one launched. Taking the datacomp, he walked to the tunnel entrance, programmed the one in the hole to fly through the TGate, set the replacement then let it walk into place.

Coming back into the maintenance tunnel, he methodically cleaned up the area, repackaging the tools, unused parts, and stacking the remaining Ferrets on the end of the bench for easy access. He ate another ration thinking, There isn’t enough time. They were burning Buildings Four and Five this morning. That means they could be here burning Building One tomorrow. What can I do? I’m a frikkin rat in a cage down here. I can’t talk to anybody, I can’t get out, all I can do is die… Seeing the two globes of hooch sitting on the bench, he reflexively grabbed one, bit it and drained it. Then picked up the second one and did the same thing. Fuck it, I’ll just get drunk and die that way.

He got up slowly and walked down the supply tunnel to the hooch tunnel, felt his way in, and opened the hopper. It was almost full, over forty globes sat there, and he took out one, savagely bit it, and slurped the contents. Banging the lid closed with all his strength, he sobbed and slid to the floor of the tunnel. He rested his head against the cool steel of the hopper and closed his eyes, Good deal my ass! You’re one of the special ones, they said. We can trust you. As long as you never take longer than 38 minutes with the still, nobody will ever know, they said. You get all the booze you want for free, they said. It’s all automated, all the materials and supplies are built into every camp loadout. It’s simple. We’ll give you a code to run, and the Mechs will build you a secret tunnel, they said. They’ll assemble the still too! Another secret code to run. Easy, peasy, they said. Now I’m gonna fucking die!

McDougal’s data pinged louder and louder before he finally acknowledged it. The alert was on the countdown, it had dropped to 20:34:40 and the scrolling text said, MATERIAL CHANGE. IGNEOUS ROCK TO SEDIMENTARY. CONFIRM? Y/N

He looked muzzily at the display before the words finally connected and he immediately punched Y. Scrambling up, he felt like his head was going to fall off, and his stomach was queasy, but he rushed down the tunnel to the new, smaller tunnel and through it to the back of the Mech One. In the glare of the lasers, he could see the change in the rock they were driving through, and he decided then and there to take them out of quiet mode to speed up the process even more.

A particularly bright flare of the laser reminded him he didn’t have any eye protection, and he retreated back down the tunnel quickly. He walked back to the maintenance tunnel and scrabbled through the first aid kit, found a stim and injected himself in the thigh with it. After the initial rush, he pulled up the Mech menu with a new energy and reprogrammed both units to maximum speed drilling with minimum clean up.

It was now or never, he figured. He keyed the Ferrets, got a burst from them, and jumped as the video started, there was a Goon not three feet from the Ferret, with a sensor of some type in hand, and McDougal could clearly see the golden colored nictitating eyelids as they flickered across the Goon’s eyes, the odd coloration that seemed to differentiate from Goon to Goon, and the ever-present dangling tongue.

He watched the Goon step back, waving some kind of wand, as if looking for something, then turn and say something over his shoulder to the Goon standing behind him. The uniform the Goon wore was some type of skin suit, with a hood maybe, that drooped at the back of the neck. He, or it, wore a belt with an oddly shaped pistol, and what appeared to be spare magazines along with two other pouches that had no purpose that McDougal could see.

Five minutes into the video, the Ferret was suddenly flipped on its side, skewing the video as something moved it. Craning his head McDougal watched as a line of Goons formed and seemed to march straight at the camera as two more APCs pulled up at the side of Building Six.

The Ferret was jostled a couple of more times, but not destroyed, and the last frames showed an empty area.  McDougal looked at the time hack, and saw it was lunch time, so he launched the Ferret airborne for the gate, hoping it would make it through with the latest intelligence and maybe somebody, if he was lucky, could make heads or tails of it.

He killed the video display, and saw the countdown clock was now at 09:45:12.

 

Rimworld- Stranded part 1…

Here goes…

Stranded

McDougal felt the ground shake, like a minor earthquake and glanced down towards where his datacomp should be, then remembered he left it sitting in his office. Shrugging, he entered the last bit of programming into the still to start making the hooch.  The ground shook again, much harder, and he cursed under his breath, hit enter on the unit to start the distillation process and headed out of the tunnel.

Resetting the hologram to mask the entrance of his secret tunnel, he started walking quickly back down the main tunnel, automatically checking the overhead runs to make sure nothing had come loose. A third ground shake, this time with crashing noises from the tunnel head, and he started running.

Reaching the tunnel head, he waved at the door sensor and heard grinding as the door started sliding slowly into the recess. It stopped after about twenty-four inches with a metallic screech, smoke pouring through the opening. McDougal squeezed through the opening, coughing at the odor of burning plastic and ozone. He stumbled over something, felt the wall and made it into his office. Grabbing his EBA[1], he donned it as he ripped the band that blanked his locator chip off his neck.

Scrabbling for his beeping datacomp, he saw it flashing red and touched the screen to display the alert.

WARNING ORDER- IMMEDIATE EVACUATION OF LOCAL HQ

DRAGOONS HAVE LANDED IN FORCE, ESTIMATED ATTACK IN OVERWHELMING FORCE IN 30 MINUTES. SECTOR COMMAND AUTHORIZATION C6B48EQ. EVAC VIA TANNHAUSER GATE AND DESTROY ON EVAC.

 SECTOR COMMAND SENDS

He cleared that alert, only to see another pop up.

ALCON-

MANDATORY EVAC MUSTER TGATE IN 15.

 HINZ

Clearing that, another one.

SSGT MCDOUGAL

 MUSTER IMMEDIATELY

 HINZ

McDougal shook his head, knowing he’d screwed the pooch. Taking the datacomp off was a write up at the least, and a court martial at worst, much less blocking his chip, which was a straight up court martial offence. Dreading what he’d see next, he cleared that message too.

ALCON-

 THREE MINUTES. BUCKLEY, CEASE SEARCH FOR MCDOUGAL. ASSUMED CAPTURED OR DEAD.

 HINZ

 MAJOR-

 I HAVE APC, WILL MAKE ONE MORE PASS, THEN DUMP APC AT THE TGATE, KEY DESTRUCT SEQUENCE AND CROSS OVER.

 SSGT BUCKLEY, SECURITY

 BUCKLEY-

 NEG. EVAC NOW KINETICS INBOUND ETA 20 SEC.

 HINZ

 KKKK

 SSGT BUCKLEY, SECURITY

Looking at the times, he realized that forty minutes had gone by since the initial evacuation order had been sent. He sagged back against his desk thinking, then turned to the armor sitting in the back corner of his office, and powered it up. As it knelt for him to get in, he took a last look around his office, then ripped the EBA off and clambered into the suit.

Running through the BIT[2] checks, he paid particular attention to the weapons status and was thankful to see that Buckley had reloaded his bead rifle magazine for him. Even though he was a maintenance tech, and could work on damn near anything, getting those last links of beads into the magazine correctly was beyond him on a good day, least of all under stress.

The suit came up all greens on the HUD[3], he felt the click in his mind as the suit connected to him and the datacomp via the pads in his palm. Using the HUD optics, McDougal blinked the comms over to the TAC channel, hoping to hear someone. After a few seconds of static, he said, “McDougal on TAC. Anybody copy?”

Static was the only response. Blinking the comms selector over to ALL, he tried again with the same results. Then he saw one red icon in the corner of the display, he wasn’t accessing the network. Cussing softly, he toggled a reset, then stepped ponderously out of his office, careful to duck to clear the doorway. Nothing but smoke was visible on the HUD, so he flipped the visor to InfraRed, and stared as the details of the destruction became apparent. It looked like the entire building had collapsed into what was left of the basement. About twenty feet to his left, a shaft of light penetrated the smoke.

Shifting rubble and pieces of debris, he made his way to the hole and looked up. Peering over and around beams, he could see what appeared to be an ambient difference in light and temperature. Toggling through his menu, McDougal found the Ferrets[4]  and saw that he had thirty on board. Arming his targeting laser, he marked the opening above with the targeting carat, tagged a Ferret to covert investigation and felt an external auxiliary hatch on the armored arm pop open, then close a second later.

The Ferret, about the size of a one inch cube, unfolded from its stored position, flew to the wall, and climbed upwards on its articulated arms. McDougal followed it with IR until it disappeared, then waited until his HUD pinged. Still no network, but at short ranges like this, he could get a direct video and audio feed from the Ferret. Toggling the feed on, he slumped as he saw a hole where Building Two should be.

Commanding the Ferret to scan and search, he watched grimly as the Ferret moved further from the hole then panned from left to right, Buildings Three and Four were gone, but Building Six still stood, and the TGate was still active! It was blocked by an APC sitting on its skirts, and something else.

Putting his carat on the object he toggled the zoom function, and saw a red helmet protruding beyond the back of the APC[5]. Fist clenched in rage, he knew Joe Buckley hadn’t made it. He flashed back to a conversation he and Buckley had a week earlier-

      “Joe, how’d you end up on this ass end of nowhere deal?”

      “Ah, payback for my last fuck up. It was either this or a bust back to sergeant. The colonel took pity on me, since we have a history.”

      “A history?”

      “Yeah, I don’t turn his ass in, he covers for me. But I’ve got a bad feeling about this det. I always said I wanted to die in bed at a hundred and thirty with two thirty year olds, but this place… This is your first det as the senior maintenance guy isn’t it?”

      “Yep, first one where I’m running the show. After I made senior sergeant, I went back for school then I did the Orincon det as number two, the jump to Randall as the number two, and passed the tests and bumped up to number one for this one.”

      “You guys don’t get out much do ya?”

      “Nah, our job is keeping the home fires burning, and fixing all the shit y’all break. Well, me and Herbert and six Mechs are doin’ the fixing.”

      “What do y’all use the Mechs for?”

      “They’re kinda like automated maintenance units, but they can do just about anything we need from digging the tunnels, to transferring weapons, to repairs inside the containment. They’re autonomous units, once we give them a task. They’re just not real fast, and sometimes we have to go in with them to ensure the programming is correct.

      “That means you’ve got access everywhere and to everything, right?”

      “Umm, yeah, why?”

      “If I go down, there’s some shit in my locker that needs to ‘disappear’, if you know what I mean.”

      “Ah, you’re just being paranoid, Joe. Ain’t gonna happen.”

      “Just in case, okay… Just disappear that shit.”

      “Okay.”

Based on the damage to the barracks, McDougal guessed that Joe’s locker wasn’t an issue anymore. Setting the Ferret back in scan mode, he saw Building Six was still up, which was why there was power to the portable one hundred foot diameter Tennhauser stargate. Panning the Ferret back he lased the TGate, 334 feet. Just 334 feet from being able to get off this damn rock alive!

The Ferret detected a grinding noise and pivoted toward it, the video blanked momentarily as it encountered a fallen beam then irised as the video slewed and the Ferret hopped to clear the beam. A clunky looking APC, obviously not one of the Patrol’s, pulled into view between the wreckage of Buildings Two and Four and settled on its skirts.

A squad of Dragoons in armor dismounted, started randomly firing into the wreckage, and toward any noise or electronic sources. McDougal reviewed what he knew about them, as he dumped the Ferret into full covert mode and subconsciously crouched down. ‘Goons’Big, ugly, air breathers six-seven feet tall, two-fifty, three hundred pounds of pissed off dragon. Bipedal, opposable thumbs, three fingered clawed forelegs, three toed clawed feet. Vestigial tails, vestigial wings. Nasty frikken fangs. Carnivorous, eat prisoners and dead. Patriarchal society, ruled by warriors. Expansionist slave culture, kits molt and mature at two years old, males start training as warriors at three years. Can live to a four hundred years of age. Damn! We don’t make it past one twenty most of the time!

McDougal relaxed the armor to a sitting position and took stock. Looks like I’m the only motherhumper left. The TGate is still up, but I can’t get there… Wait, I’ve got the tunnel. Ten feet a day, so eleven days, means a hundred and ten feet.

      So three hundred thirty-four feet to the TGate, or… punching the datacomp, he pulled up the grid of the camp layout. One hundred eighty-one feet from the end of the maintenance tunnel to the center of Building Six, no wait, that’s the plant. Expanding the grid, he focused on Building Six, If I come up there… Hooking the carat on that point in the grid with a stop point of the ferrocrete floor, he punched it to the digger Mech One, currently scraping at the end of the current ten by ten tunnel, reduced the size of the tunnel to eight feet by five feet and commanded the Mech to quiet mode to reduce the chance that the Goons would pick up the disturbance caused by the tunneling. The Mech completed its calculations and a new countdown timer popped into the upper corner of the HUD, starting at 70:30:00 and rolling down.

He called up the Mech menu, three of the six were supposedly still operational, but he only had comms with Mechs One and Four. He commanded Mech Four back to the tunnel entry and while it trundled back down the tunnel, he hit the Ferret’s link for a burst download, and reviewed the data. Dismayed, he saw two more of their APCs were now in the camp, but the Goons were just milling about and shooting into the wreckage.

      Wonder if I can get a message through the TGate… Maybe a Ferret. Screw it, it’s worth a try! Calling the Ferret menu up, he programmed it for an airborne passive search, hooked the first Ferret and the TGate on the camp grid, and extended the distance another twenty feet on the bearing. If I’m right, this might get one through without it losing its tiny ass mind. He tagged it and felt an external auxiliary hatch slam open, then close a second later.

Mech Four pinged his HUD saying it was at the tunnel entry and McDougal eased over to the door.  Using the power of the armor, he managed to move the door another two feet, crouched down, sidled sideways through the opening, and looked at the tunnel wall above the door. Putting his targeting carat over the top of the door, he programmed the Mech to laser bore a two-inch hole through the wall.

Ten minutes later, a smoking hole extended through into the basement. McDougal programmed another Ferret as a relay, and targeted it on the cooling hole, then tagged it. Turning to the door itself, he very gently pushed the emergency close panic button with one armored ‘finger’. He could hear screeching and grinding and used the armored gauntlet to help the door close. Suddenly it came free and slammed home with a gong-like sound that made him cringe.

Commanding the Mech again, he directed it to weld the door in place. As soon as he’d done that, he realized his emergency rations were on the other side of the door and he laughed at himself, Starve or get killed and eaten. What a frikken choice! You are one stupid SOB!  Checking the feed from his Ferrets through the new relay, he was thankful to note that none of the Goons had apparently heard the noise of the door crashing closed.

Running an environmental scan, his armor determined the air was safe to breathe, so McDougal tromped down to the end of the tunnel and commanded the unit to kneel. As the seals broke, he sniffed and was relieved to smell only traces of smoke. Climbing out of the armor with a groan, he pulled the datacomp free and jogged back up the tunnel to the maintenance tunnel.

He walked quickly through the maze of benches and spare and replacement parts to the fresher, and almost collapsed on the seat as his body started shivering. He put his head in his hands, and sighed, What the hell am I doing? I’ll never get off here. And if I do, I’m a dead man. Or I’ll at least be thrown under the damn prison. Shit… God damn hooch… Standing up, he stripped off his boots, skin suit and datacomp, and set the fresher on relax mode.

Fifteen minutes later, he stepped into his boots feeling much better and wearing a clean skin suit. He punched the datacomp and located a cache of emergency rations in the supply tunnel across the main tunnel. That made him remember he had other digger Mechs, and he commanded a second digger to the new tunnel, programming it to a cleanup mode, allowing the first Mech to only perform the dig function. To his delight the counter dropped by almost ten hours, to 60:03:10 and counting.

He pulled an emergency ration out of the pack, cracked the seal and juggled it as he ran back across to the maintenance tunnel with it. Standing at the maintenance bench, he dutifully ate the entire ration, wondering if the dragons would have better rations than this crap. He drank the attached liquid nutritional pouch, grimacing at foul taste, but remembering that it was supposedly filled with ‘healthy’ nanite organisms. Personally, I think we’re just drinking nanite shit, I think they all died before they were ever put in this damn solution!

[1] Emergency Breathing Apparatus

[2] Built In Test

[3] Heads Up Display

[4] Functional External Robotic Retrieval and Exploration Technology

[5] Armored Personnel Carrier

On the road again…

Out of pocket for the next week, volunteering at Augusta…

Soooo… In lieu of coherent posting and commenting, I’m going to throw up the Rimworld- Stranded short story for your ‘enjoyment’, or not, as the case may be…

It will start tomorrow and run through Friday.

I’m still amazed at the way this little story took off 10 months ago, going to #1 in Science Fiction & Fantasy for almost a week… (maybe the 0.99 cent price helped)

Even more amazing, it’s still hanging in there pretty well…

Anyhoo, hope y’all enjoy it, if not, go read the folks on the sidebar, they’re GOOD!!!

No post for you…

Can’t get enough connectivity to put a post up. Go read the folks on the sidebar…

Blogging will resume when I can get things sorted out.

Posted from my iPhone.

Sure, sure…

Pull the other one, it’s got bells on it…

There was “no such thing” as man-made islands in the disputed South China Sea, China’s Defence Ministry said on Thursday, and reiterated that any building work was mainly for civilian purposes.

Full article, HERE from Reuters.

Soooo… Missile batteries, artillery pieces, fighter jet operations are ‘civilian’… And they were built using PLA-N assets, guarded by Chinese destroyers, etc…

And pay no attention to the fact that China is only ONE of the claimants for these islands, which include Vietnam, Philippines, Brunei, Taiwan and Malaysia.

This is about oil and minerals that are in the area, all of which are ‘necessary’ for China’s production of ‘product’ for sale around the world, or so they say. Now when you add in the attempts to enforce a new ADIZ (temporarily in abeyance, apparently), plus harassment of US and other foreign Naval assets that have legally transited the area, well, in my mind, 2+2=4…

Just sayin…

Willie’s playing my song, so light posting and commenting for the next week.

Boosting the signal…

Most of you probably already saw this at Larry’s site, but this is for a good cause…

I did a couple last time, and just finished doing two more this time.

Hi folks:

It seems our occasional cabal of writers has taken a hiatus from rabble-rousing.  So I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone who promoted my lab survey last year.  We received over 1100 individual responses to the survey, which kicked the results well into the “statistically significant” territory.  [1100 responses / 20 different surveys meant 50-60 responses per survey image – the statistical goal was >30 per image.]

Over the last year we’ve been working with that data – and it is *great* – but we discovered that a database of just 500 pictures is not enough.  We need 1000.  So I’ve put together a new survey of another 500 pictures – again, there’s only 25 pictures per survey, but if enough people take the survey we will get significant results.

I’d love to have your help again this year to promote the survey.  Larry’s MHI fans alone probably promoted around half of the responses.

The info to announce the survey is below – or you can link/share my recent post on Facebook.

Thanks all!
-Speaker / s2la, Speaker to Lab Animals
_____________________________

Dear Friends and Colleagues:

Last year, the Hampson Laboratory Webpage (http://hampsonlab.org), conducted a survey of 500 pictures.  We received over 1100 individual responses, for which we are extremely grateful to all who participated, and the people who rallied their own social media groups to our benefit.

This year we have another 500 pictures to classify.   We are asking for volunteers to go to the Hampsonlab.org page and take a survey consisting of 25 images from our set.

Our laboratory is identifying “categories” and/or “features” of pictures that we use to examine how the brain encodes information according to a number of different characteristics – is it a cartoon? Photograph?  Silhouette or drawing?  Is it in color or black & white – if color, which colors?  Are there specific items visible in the picture?

We know that different people categorize pictures in different ways.  Thus, we need to conduct a survey of as many people as possible to find the most likely common classification from a fixed set of categories.

There are instructions and hints on the URL web page (http://hampsonlab.org). Clicking on “Take the Survey” will bring up a random selection of 25 pictures.  Enter your responses by clicking next to the features that you think fit the image.  The listed features will not perfectly suit all pictures.  We know this.  The features were chosen for reasons based on the psychology and physiology of human memory.  Therefore, we ask that you choose the closest match(es) from the list of options.  At the end of the page, “Submit” the Survey, and your responses will be written to our server.
If you have time, click on “Take Another Survey” and the webpage will return to the beginning.  Each time you click “Take the Survey,” you should see a new page of 25 pictures. [You can choose your survey page by bypassing the default screen and editing the URL to read: http://hampsonlab.org/v3Survey1.html , …v3Survey2.html, …v3Survey3.html, etc. through  …v3Survey20.html.  Again, all results are logged on our server automatically once you select “Submit.”]

Disclaimer:  The survey is completely anonymous – we record only the picture name and 1’s or 0’s representing your choices (you can briefly see the data in the box on the Submit page).   All pictures in the survey are purchased or used under fair use, non-commercial research purposes only.  Your response data contains no personal information.  We conduct no diagnosis or analysis of the participants or individual responses.  The data is used solely to develop anonymous population classifications.

Thank you for participating in the survey.  We appreciate your help.

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TBT…

Back to the old cars again, and this time, the FIRST Cadillac Eldorado… This was based on the 1952 Futurama show car, and the same year the Corvette debuted…

$8000 in 1953 was damn near a house, if not MORE than a lot of houses cost…

331CI/210HP, with hydraulic top and windows, it was the lap of luxury back in the day…

I helped restore one of these back in the late 70s, and the amount of corrosion due to the hydraulics was MASSIVE… Two years and a bunch of money (thankfully not mine, I was cheap labor), and it was complete as built/delivered. Tuxedo black, black and white interior, original wire wheels, and forty yards of #$#&*% chrome that we spent a month polishing… And I think he got $80K for it. Today, that car would be worth north of $200K!!!

And no, I never even got to drive it… sigh…

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It’s Alive!!!

Peter Grant’s new book, Rocky Mountain Retribution is live on Amazon!

I was one of the beta readers, and it’s a damn good read! Expanding on the theme of the first book, it follows Ames as he grows his business interests, and the battle to keep things going against multiple forces after the Civil War. By turns humorous, exciting, and gut wrenching, it’s a read in one sitting book!

Click the cover to get your copy on Amazon!

 The blurb-

In the post-Civil War West, the railroads are expanding, the big money men are moving in, and the politicians they are buying make it difficult for a man to stand alone on his own. So, Walt Ames moves his wife, his home and his business from Denver to Pueblo. The railroads are bringing new opportunities to Colorado Territory, and he’s going to take full advantage of them.

Ambushed on their way south, Walt and his men uncover a web of corruption and crime to rival anything in the big city. And rough justice, Western-style, sparks a private war between Walt and some of the most dangerous killers he’s ever encountered, a deadly war in which neither friends nor family are spared.

Across the mountains and valleys of the southern Rocky Mountains, Walt and his men hunt for the ruthless man at the center of the web. Retribution won’t be long delayed… and it cannot be denied.

If you like westerns where the guns are right, the history is right and blended with a great story line, you’ll enjoy this one.

Interesting…

We all heard about Colt’s layoff of people a week or so ago…

One article from The Firearms Blog, HERE. This is really interesting in light of Colt just coming out with a new Cobra.

And now, there’s this!

Colt’s Manufacturing Co., the gun maker that emerged from bankruptcy last year, is purchasing its West Hartford headquarters and manufacturing plant as part of a $23 million investment in Connecticut, Gov. Daniel P. Malloy said Friday.

Colt’s intends to keep its workforce of 600 workers and create 100 jobs over five years, Malloy said. The state Department of Economic and Community Development is providing a $10 million loan, with as much as $2 million forgiven if Colt’s meets job milestones.

Full article, HERE.

Now I’m confused as hell…

As a result of a side discussion, I’ve talked to a couple of gun stores, Colts CAN be had, but the stores normally have to get them from a distributor. Colt doesn’t seem to have any ‘direct’ sales to gun stores unless they are the big boys, like Cabelas, Bass Pro, and Wally World, e.g. those who buy in LARGE volume.

I’ll try to run this particular rabbit to ground at NRA, assuming I can get one of the Colt reps there to actually answer my questions.

Your thoughts?

 

Random stuff…

In the WTF category, we have Kamala Harris’ comments/tweets about Judge Gorsuch, to whit:

President Trump’s nominee, Judge Neil Gorsuch, certainly has a paper resume that would impress legal scholars.

But concludes…

…Judge Gorsuch has consistently valued narrow legalisms over real lives. I must do what’s right. I cannot support his nomination.

You can go HERE and read the whole meltdown… Maybe she needs to change her name to Kalamity Harris… Cause that’s sure as hell what she’s going to be… Just continuing the ‘tradition’ of loony left females from California… Sigh…

And re the wall… From the Mil-email chain…

It has been estimated that construction of a wall partially protecting the US from invasion by civilians (also military and IslamoTangos) will cost us around $25 billion.

It costs us taxpayers roughly $99 billion per year to house, feed, medicate, transport, educate, pamper, etc. the horde that has suckled on the taxpayers’ munificent teat during decades of RINO and Democrat regimes.

I am not a mathematician, but the above figures, in general terms, reveal that it would take only three months through savings alone to pay for the wall, with an annual ROI of about 25% (assuming a reasonable roundup and deportation of illegal alien Entitlementarians).

The Chinese did not ask permission before building the Great Wall; neither did Israel for the West Bank Barrier. There is no reason to beg permission from a hostile UN for the USA to protect itself against further invasion. As a matter of fact, if Canada continues to kowtow to and pamper Sharia proponents, we should consider erecting a Northern Wall!

Is there any investor in the USA who would not be willing to get 25% annual return on a venture?   No – I didn’t think so.

In other news, the mesquite is blooming, so I guess winter is ‘officially’ over in North Texas. For what that’s worth… One little dusting of snow, one day and that was it.

Finally got to the range on Saturday, did a little teaching and shot my carry pistols. As everyone keeps saying, shooting IS a perishable skill (IOW, I sucked!). And thanks to Peter, did a deep clean on the guns, using his electronic bath. But I have to say it’s embarrassing when you get dust bunnies out of your carry gun… sigh… Even when you carry them in a holster, they pick up all kinds of crap in everyday wear.

I’m loving the sights Tam recommended, the Trijicon HD night sights. They are easy to pick up, day or night! If you’re an old fart like me, they’re worth looking at. Just sayin…

And I’ll leave you with the Loony Left’s response to any attacks in Europe…  My question is, what will they do when those attacks come here?